Valentine’s Day 2006. Oh yes. This actually happened.
I have no one but myself, the spray tanner and the makeup artists at [redacted] who turned me into a Cupid’s-bow-wielding transvestite to blame.
Hey, Jules? Look, we know how much you love to blame others for your troubles, but Jackles, your makeup in this photo is the least of your problems. How about the sparkly, control-top panty-hose? The leg-warmers? Or, I don't know, THE WINGS ATTACHED TO YOUR SLUTTY VALENTINE'S DAY OUTFIT?
This was only three years ago, people. She was supposedly 25. Who DOES this? Who goes out in public this way? This is the woman who got into a huge IM brawl with Rachel Sklar about Obama Girl, by the way, and how demeaning she was to women. Uhhhhh ....... OK.