Thursday, February 12, 2009

Oh Dear

Guess what, everyone? You can bid on a date with Jackles and the girls!

37 comments:

  1. So that's their job right? The NS blog? Remind me never to hire these girls for anything. Their work ethic blows.
    And why would anyone want a date with three of the dullest and most trite girls in NYC? Some random stranger off the street would have more to offer.
    Sure it's for a good cause, but they could rake in a lot more money I believe by soliciting donations wherein accomplished men/bona fide celebrities pay NOT to be stalked by Julia. (Problem is, she can't be trusted; she'd still stalk; reflected glory is this girl's entire existence.)

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  2. I'd totally bid if it were a date with the SapphicSociety girls.

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  3. Mmm. Dream date. Me and Julia and the Meganator and Mary. 50,000 feet up. Plush, oka-lined private jet interior. We're all wearing snow boots and canary yellow head bands.

    And we're all getting colonics. But it's not regular old water colonics. It's melted cupcake colonics. High altitude, private jet cupcake colonics.
    My question: what song are lip dubbing?

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  4. O/T question: Went to Alexa and it said their page views were down but their traffic was up.
    How so?
    And why am I so invested in their failure? LOL

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  5. oak-lined....
    Grrr.

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  6. @flatface Barbie Girl by Aqua. I could see that with the cupcake colonic.

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  7. I'll offer up a bid of the lint I found in the dryer screen this morning!

    Oh, and flatface? The lipdub will be a Frank Zappa song. I don't know why, but that is what it will be.

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  8. the comments on gawker are priceless

    gawkimo
    2:14 PM

    Wait a minute? That's like prostitution without sex! And a prostitute without sex is like Julia Allison! My head just imploded.

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  9. @Jacy: How wrong is it that when you said the date was with "Jackles and the girls," I had to follow the link to see whether "the girls" were Mary and Meghan or Jackles boobs?

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  10. Daisy: Good point!

    Let's think of something they could sell that would actually get them some bids.

    A Fight Club scene between Mary and JA?

    I would actually bid, and bid high, on a legally enforced promise by JA to completely go offline for a year.

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  11. @Jacy: I would chip in (not so much bid) toward Meghan's ransom so she can escape Julia and go back to being boring in private.

    I'd bid on the opportunity to shave Mary's head so I don't have to hear another blasted thing about her hairstyle for a while.

    For Julia, I'd bid on a chance to attend an event where her ex-boyfriends each get half an hour and a pre-set number of Powerpoint slides to explain to her why they dumped her and what the heck they think is wrong with her.

    He's got too much class to participate, but I'd give generously to know what Jackle's brother really thinks of her.

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  12. Loren, Buy Now and Pay Later. As in the rest of your life.

    Can't wait for the next video, btw!

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  13. aw man :( another one! damnit!! julias dads gonna go broke having to keep butying these "dates"

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  14. these girls are in desperate need of an editor.

    "Winner may be subject to a background check, if either fails the background check, they forfeit the prize."

    either? who are they talking about??

    and in mary's post announcing the auction she mentioned wearing a tutu on the date..."that'll be a site to see!" I sent her an email on the proper usage of site, sight and cite. but she didn't seem very appreciative.

    "I'm aware, but was half asleep. Thank you"

    needless to say, she changed it immediately after i corrected her.

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  15. Loren, instead of a "buy it now" button can the auction have a "silence now" button? Or a "shoot from a circus cannon now" button? Or a "pie in the face now" button? Or a "wooden cane from stage left dragging you offstage now" button? Or an "anvil drop now" button? Or a "Looney Tunes-style shrinking hole closing around them now" button? Th-th-th-that's all folks!

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  16. That much money for a brayfest? Yikes. Russian girl is right--barns can provide this kind of entertainment for free.

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  17. @Mean Girl: You hit the nail on the head. I would bid on the opportunity to have someone follow Julia around for a year with one of those long wooden canes and drag her out of the frame whenever she tries to appear in a photo or video.

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  18. Hey! The auction has free shipping! Can we ship all three of them to Yemen and never hear from them again?

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  19. These funny girls have it all backward if the point is to RAISE money.

    How about a week of Internet silence, my Three Lil demented Cupcakes? That's what we're really willing to pay for.

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  20. What about the dogs? Will they be at the dinner?

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  21. I'd be willing to give them 33% more if they promise me Mary won't come.

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  22. What's wrong girls? Afraid of a little healthy competition? Why are all three of you in one package? Couldn't you raise more for the cause by putting yourselves up individually? You could still do it in a safe controlled environment, have your camera crew there. As it is, it's lame. And a somewhat frightening prospect.

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  23. Jackles is offering tongue for 5000.00$.

    http://julia.nonsociety.com/post/77789698

    WTF?

    There are no words to explain the brain dead depravity of this person. She has raped my eyes for the last time!

    RBNS forever! No more NonSociety straight up for me. Ever. Again

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  24. Wow. Meghan is really trying to wrest that Moron Crown from Mary.

    I screen capped it so that we don't have to contribute more hits to their stupid site & also in case she deletes it: http://i41.tinypic.com/ilzymf.jpg

    I cannot believe that this idiot has spent more than 15 minutes in NYC if she's surprised by the midtown electronics shops that stack their goods like that in the window.

    These are the same stores that used have the same GOING OUT OF BUSINESS signs in front of their stores for years (and years), and rip off tourists.

    And she's just noticing them now? What's next? A missive on that green statue just off Battery Park?

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  25. Julia misused you're on her lyric post. Should be your.

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  26. Julia is currently blogging about how she feels too "old" and exhausted to cover fashion week. Instead she wants to do the following: " I want to burrow under my chamois duvet with my dog and a few books and never, ever come out, except maybe to go to San Francisco at the end of the month and commence burrowing there."

    SHE'S COMING FOR YOUR KEVIN ROSE!!!! She wants to burrow, and get married and eat sexy sushi and have your geek babies!!!!

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  27. Maybe she's dreading it because she has to go with Mary?

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  28. [redacted] NonEntity £: OMG! And she calls it a art!

    Meghanaise... If you're reading this, STOP OVERREACHING. It's bad enough you call yourself a 'tech blogger.' Leave. art. alone.

    You are still learning to be useful in the tech sector -- you don't want to hurt yourself now.

    Thanks!

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  29. Mary: "But at the end of the day, this haircut just does not photograph well. In person, despite what Julia says, I still think the Katie cut is sexy and stylish."

    -wndr

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  30. It's open warfare now. And Mary is right -- it's a cute haircut, she just has to figure out how to style it.

    It's great to have friends in your life, though, who make you feel like shit about yourself.

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  31. You're right, Mary, the Katie cut IS sexy and stylish. Too bad you don't have that haircut. You've got the Clay Aiken:

    http://images.craveonline.com/article_imgs/Image/Clay-Aiken-Comes-Out.jpg

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  32. Where's That Girl Allison today? I want to know if her TONY connection has any inside scoop on Jabber-stalky's journalistic endeavors there. What did they think of her matchmaking opus and subsequent blog tantrum?

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  33. Hi - Sorry, I just saw this. No, I don't have any info on this. Sorry!

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  34. No worries; good to see you anyway!

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