Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Mary: Snags a Hottie?



Not sure it happened, but I got a hot ski bum all to myself! Although not a bum at all, Hank loves the title and truly does ski like a pro. Video of him dominating the moguls to come soon.



Looks like Mary has quietly found herself a hot piece of manliness while JA is trying to make an ex-boyfriend jealous by suggesting in what seems to be a vivid, Twittery fantasy world that she just got laid by some apparently cheesy-looking old doctor.

Does anyone know who this Hank fellow is?

You see, this is why we can't help but have just the tiniest bit more respect for Rambo than Jackles. This isn't the first time she has quietly dated and been steadily getting some action without broadcasting it to the world via Twitter or her hideously misspelled blog.

Maybe this Hank isn't the guy she's away with, or maybe he is, or maybe he's the son of some old-man Sugar Daddy she's landed, or maybe he's just some guy she met on the chairlift going up the hill -- she's left it unclear. And that's the point: Mary apparently has at least a modicum of class, and values her privacy and the privacy of the men she's banging. I am guessing she wouldn't have even posted that photo without getting his OK.

Contrast that to her frenemy, who once Twittered nastiness about her dining companion from the bathroom while on their first date and scared the living crap out of "the ineffable Alexander Marquandt" for blogging about him ad nauseum for two days simply because he didn't tell her openly to piss off while she was bugging his ass during the inauguration.

p.s. When WAS the last time we saw Jackles use the word "ineffable?"

31 comments:

  1. Julia, bunnnykins, when Mary is the classy one, it's time to rethink your MO.

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  2. Okay Mary, for the first time, yes it's true ... totally jealous!

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  3. Hank=gay.

    Case closed.

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  4. Professional ski bum = lifelong bachelor, bangs everything with pulse.

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  5. I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew Mary was on a trip with a man. She has alluded to dates recently. I think Mary is falling...hard.

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  6. I'd fall hard too. Buddy is hot.

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  7. Ok, this has been annoying me. It's Alexander Marquardt. Not sure how that "Marquandt" thing started.

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  8. My fault, sorry Anon. How Rambo!!

    Thanks for pointing it out.

    However, maybe the poor man would prefer it this way. Then he wouldn't come up in people's Google searching him with Jackles!

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  9. Does she mean to say "not sure HOW it happened?"

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  10. julia = the very poor mans heidi ?
    mary =the very poor mans LC
    the other one= one of the other ones?
    Mary is prob awful but really props for keeping her life a bit vague -is he a gay man? a straight friend? someone she recently met? who knows . At least she has the decency to keep things private -or is too stupid to remember how she met him.

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  11. anon 9:54---somehow this is the first manifestation of the idea of Nonsociety being my new Hills. its really the same thing. except.....worse...?

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  12. TUMBLR QUESTION

    Off-topic, I know, but I don't understand something: Users are not allowed to monetize tumblrs with ads. But al three girls blogs are still tumblrs, they just redirect to newish nonsociety urls.

    Is this more special treatment, or am I misunderstanding something?

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  13. I don't think he's her date. I think he's her ski instructor. That guy is totally gay. He pinged.

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  14. Yes, instructor. Not date. (Also, not Marquardt.)

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  15. Hahahahaha. Trainwrecks has a good one on Ms. Asha.

    http://trainwrecks.tumblr.com/post/81269832/meghanasha-multitasking-while-watching-the

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  16. Meghan thinks she is watching the State of the Union. My god, the dumb. It hurts.

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  17. ...so does Julia...a political science major.

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  18. yes -ms B-for me it is the new Hills but somehow worse.... instead of tragical modern music the soundtrack would be tragical olden time music. The people are sort of the same but older -even more fakey jobs -worse clothes (!!!!) -go to lame nightclubs and restuarants. They dont even have a brody or a justin bobby ....all they have is ty and dr bobby. And cupcakes, headbands and moonboots. Bless.

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  19. Whether or not this speech is called the State of the Union is just semantics. They happen not to be calling it one this time, but there's no substantive or contextual difference. It's not painfully stupid to think this could be a state of the union address.
    http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jKoyfpD9xz6lGUy8M_cb6nnkiuQQD96I6VG01

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  20. No, but the White House has been making it very clear for weeks that this is NOT a State of the Union address, pointing out that presidents don't like to make them this early in their administrations. Most American news outlets have been very clear to call it a speech to Congress and to explain why Obama isn't calling it a State of the Union address.

    No, it isn't painfully stupid, but it does suggest neither one of them read a lot.

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  21. She also said "WHOOT." It seems The Geeky One isn't geeky enough to know it's w00t. Unless she was trying to spell "hoot"?

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  22. Seriously, skis? It's 2009. Board, you 'mo. And BTW, backward hat = d*&chebag

    Yes, I am jealous I am not in Aspen. But real men do Snowmass.

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  23. 10:17PM "Yes, instructor. Not date. (Also, not Marquardt.)"
    Thanks for clearing that up Jackles. Jealous much? Oh and a turncoat told me that your date last night was fictional. So pathetic.

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  24. Odd that the instructor also seems to be enjoying apres-ski with her in the lodge in a later photo she posted. Do you have to pay extra for that?

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  25. Anonymous 11:04

    Not Julia, sorry. But I have my own suspicions JA is... embellishing the new love of her life, too.

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  26. "Users are not allowed to monetize tumblrs with ads"

    not true. i have ads on my tumblr and contacted tumblr last year before doing so and got full permission.

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  27. This doesn't put a lot of faith in your taste of men, ladies.

    Dude is the gayest. As in he is a homosexual. As in he is sexually attracted to and has sex with men.

    Besides, Mary is fairly gauche but she always refers to her gay BFFs as "totally hot!" and she never posts pictures of the men she is dating. Sorry.

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  28. Anon10:44: Do you know him? Are you a friend of Hank's?

    In any event, I do think I jumped the gun and this could be just some random ski instructor. However, he is in a photo she took later in the day sitting next to her in the ski lodge, and it looks like he also took a shot of her in front of the fire.

    So now I can't figure out if he's a ski instructor or someone staying at the same condo but also -- I don't really care!

    I just found the contrast between what she says about her private life compared to Jackles to be interesting.

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  29. Sugar Daddy RestaurantFebruary 25, 2009 at 11:15 AM

    Jacy, I think Anon 10:44 knows Mary very well... it's probably Julia. She's obviously reading/commenting over here because someone named "Paul" commented over on the video post around the same time as this, defending Julia. She probably can't stand it that Mary might be dating a hot guy/taking ski lessons from a hot guy/at least getting a glam vacation from some mystery person for her birthday.

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  30. 10:44 here: No, I'm not Jules...yeesh you girls are sensitive little ones, eh? You can dish it out but you can't take it (even though it was a pretty mild goof on all of us)?

    Why do you guys think that this is evidence of Mary "dating" this guy? Why are you defending her? She made no claims at a date, she is probably just hanging out with her gay pal. Just because he is attractive doesn't mean he isn't gay little ones (and he is gay).

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  31. Please don't generalize 10:44/5:40, it might broadcast your stupidity more extensively than you'd like. I'm sure anyone here can "take" what you're "dishing" as most happen to be anonymous. Some people have made statements according to their observations, not everyone has. Your attempt at being condescending was cute, albeit ineffective, so next time try simply asking the questions rather than appearing holier than thou to boot.

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