Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Julia: Are Those WHITE Pantyhose?

52 comments:

  1. I think those are a couple of uncooked bratwursts.

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  2. Holy mother of shit. Now she's got the mid-80s hosiery to match the mid-80s bridesmaid hairstyle.

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  3. Ok, so it's Mary's birthday and they are at Betsey Johnson, if I remember correctly, way back in the JA [only] blog days, Julia was pretty much introducing Mary and Meghan--and there was a question as to whether or not they should do something. Julia blogged Mary's response as "I would wear Betsey Johnson before I would do that" to which Jules explained was Mary's way of saying 'oh hells no'.

    Our lady of passive aggression should probs spend the morning looking for the post so she could take it down of course.

    And Meghan and Mary are in their birthday 'outfits' Julia went home to change clothes???

    waste of resources.

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  4. Is lily licking the burgers on the tray julia borrowed for her 'photo'-- hope Mary got one of those burgers seeing as how much she gets off on dog saliva.

    Please, Rambo, stop with the pictures of you frenching your dog.

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  5. Her shimmer suntan tights were probably in the laundry. And no, I am not being sarcastic... Julia Allison really does still wear shimmer suntan tights.

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  6. In an unrelated note, Baugher is back up. I won't speculate on anything per the request of RBNS, but I am curious to hear the story if there is one.

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  7. hey guys, check this out:
    http://julia.nonsociety.com/post/79032274-0-0

    julia claims they coordinate their outfits but that on this particular day they didn't. but umm, M&M's outfits certainly look OK together. i guess somebunny got left out of the planning session. poor bunny! also, meghan looks PISSED in like every recent pic of her and JAB.

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  8. Random: the new site design does not allow Google reader to access the entries. Ugly!

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  9. Mary and Meghan's outfits actually look pretty edgy and "Betsy" while Julia's horrible matchy matchy 90s outfit is an epic fail. Seriously... that looks like something so bad even 90210 Season One Donna Martin wouldn't wear it. Funny considering how Betsy is Julia's favorite designer. I can imagine how everyone there was probably snickering behind Julia's back at her interpretation of the Betsy "look." She really does not get it at all does she? Between this outfit and her horrid all black ensemble, I really think Julia is starting to lose it. I know I say this, like, every week, but she just continues to sink to new lows with every single post she makes. Can't wait for the epic meltdown that will surely happen during her tacky birthday extravaganzas. Will there be drinking involved? Outrageously cheap and tacky costumes? Stalking unavailable men? Sponging off people more important than her? It's like the stars will align for every Julia pratfall to happen on a single occasion! Yay.net!

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  10. Rock that wonk eye with the white tights, girlfriend! And I HOPE no one actually ate those burgers that Lilly's sniffing on there...but seriously, why exactly was her dog there? I know I've complained before about how she leaves Lilly alone all the time, but isn't it also in good taste to keep your purse doggie on a leash and/or safely sticking out of a big shoulder bag or carrier if you're going to bring her around a crowded party with food around?
    But then again, this is a woman wearing white tights to match her white hairband. And she's not even wearing this ensemble ironically.

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  11. Mean Girl, Are you sure re: baugher's return? I clicked on the link and the page is still dark.

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  12. Oh, I like white tights. Usually a little more opaque than that.

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  13. I guess I was getting a cached page - you're right anon - Baugher is still gone.

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  14. Julia reportedly got a six figure salary from Star and she does not know who Ryan Reynolds is - or any number of celebrities on the front rows at fashion week? What a clueless, out of touch imbecile. (Look! Another "I" word!) She is a lazy slob in every aspect of her life - from research, to reporting, to life casting. Seriously - the girl even sucks at blogging about herself. I can't believe she has the balls to call herself a journalist and then complain CONSTANTLY about how busy, sleepless and overworked she is. SHE DOES NOTHING!!!

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  15. If anyone wants to try an email to the Baugher blogger, here's the email: juliabaugher [at] gmail [dot] com

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  16. Why does she always have to be SO matchy? It suggests that she has a certain "safe zone" fashion-wise and won't go beyond it by trying different color combinations or anything remotely unconventional. I know Mary is the "syle snob" but JA has always proclaimed loudly her love for fashion yet takes no real risks or has any fun with it ever.

    Also, her coverage of fashion week is kind of dull because it is essentially "I could wear this" or, mostly, "I can't wear this! No one could wear this!" Which...is really not how a lot of haute couture is evaluated. Functionality is certainly part of it, but it's hardly the entire story. I don't know a whole lot about fashion but there's a lot to be said for evaluating the overall aesthetic of a piece without assessing it in terms of "could I wear this?" Anyway, her posts that were essentially, "eww, me no like" were just boring. I could look at those pictures and say the same. Offer me something else!

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  17. Allison, IMO, those look like pantyhose, not tights. White tights would be okay (though I still argue it's all too matchy) but those don't look opaque enough to me to qualify as "tights."

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  18. Allison, white tights with the right outfit = OKAY, white semi-opaque panty hose with that atrocious outfit = NOT OKAY. Regina is right - fashion week coverage that amounts to blurry photos with a "me likey" or "me no likey" review is essentially worthless, but that's real journalism reporting in Julia's lazy, lazy world. Plus, she's not creative or open minded enough to appreciate fashion show stylings and is not sophisticated enough to know what what you see on the runway is not what you see in real life. Just another example of Julia's simple minded, uneducated take on subjects that are beyond her intelligent or artistic grasp.

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  19. What is it with Meghan's constant look of misery? I can understand she that perhaps she is tired of the whole "show" but my word she looks like such a spoilt petulant brat!

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  20. the live stream is working!!!! where is everyone?!?!

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  21. so annoying. they're alternating between live and old coverage. if they aren't live they should post something saying when they will be live...so crappy.

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  22. Oh and would someone please tell Meghan that the vertical scrolling no longer words and tell her to use the "more" option that the other two girls are!

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  23. Still crappy quality though. Constant pausing, badly pixalated. Given that fashion week is such a visual medium I don't think it is working terribly well for them.

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  24. did you just catch mary calling dona karen a bitch for "ripping off" her design?!? this girl is ridiculous. i believe the charlotte ronson show was live, but now they're showing old footage. and the quality is horrible.

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  25. The picture on the top bar? What year is that from? Looks nothing like her. They used the NS picture at least for her actual profile.
    CrushLovely
    http://crushlovely.com/crushonyou#bachelorette-1
    (looks mental)

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  26. Unless one is a nurse, no one should own white tights.

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  27. Meghan is the major investor in this venture. She is not pleased with the way things have been going, namely: JA's lack of valuable input and non-existent work ethic; rude behavior towards interns, and more importantly Mary; and JA's bragadicchio BS creating bad publicity. Toss in the no income scenario and it is not hard to understand why she is depressed and disenchanted with the whole venture at this point.

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  28. Then do something about it rather than just sulking!

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  29. support@tumblr.com is still the best way to reach us.

    Hey David, why did you take down baugher?

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  30. What a sad, pathetic clown. I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.

    Ugh, and WHY is her dog there, anyway? YOU'RE NOT IN GEORGETOWN ANYMORE, Jackles, it's fucking Betsey Johnson! Someone please call Animal Rights; that poor pup has been abused long enough methinks.

    Oh, and Jackles? Please, for the love of God and my sanity, take off that stupid hair band. What's the use of extensions if you're not going to utilize them? You know, you should get bangs again; they weren't exactly flattering, but at least they covered your face.

    Kisses!

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  31. http://staff.tumblr.com/post/79128489/regarding-questions-weve-received-about-five

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  32. The crush lovely picture on the top nav bar is from Julia's Wired photoshoot. Those pictures were not exactly flattering, much to her dismay.

    Chescaleigh, Mary has been trashing Donna "Karen" (as she likes to spell her name) forever. She won't shut up about how she thinks Donna "stole" her stupid bag design, even though Mary outright says she "improved upon" another designer's bag - i.e. copied the design from someone else. Whiny sour grapes hag. Oh well. I think she sold off all remaining inventory in a sample sale a few months ago so I think her handbag business is over, just like Nonsociety is over. Time to go back to teaching gym class!

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    http://foods.pel-freez.com/

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  34. um, she looks almost PREGNANT in this latest one:

    http://13.media.tumblr.com/NB8YioMLik20hjfqFISAEUoHo1_500.jpg

    now i totally see why she wears the "alice in wonderful" outfits that she does.

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  35. I don't think Julia should get her hopes up about crush+lovely sending her on any date. Their contest only gives out a prize if they reach their goal of getting 14,000 twitter followers. So far, they've got 677.

    Sometimes this chick just boggles my mind. So she was going to organize a charity to give away her used magazines. However, when she has something that a woman's shelter could actually use, let's say some nice designer umbrellas, Julia feels entitled to use those for her own self-promotion. Hence, I feel entitled to call her a bitch.

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  36. MR's Twitter: JA is MIA so Andrien is my front row wingman for Diesel Black Gold.

    Also, JA *slept* through and missed a few fashion shows yesterday or the day before. Yikes. Poor Mary!

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  37. Is anyone going to ask on the staff tumblr page why Charlise's other blog was removed?

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  38. Nonny 2:28, she's doing that Paris Hilton sway-back pose. It doesn't work so good when you're not rail-thin. She looks like her spine is in the shape of a question mark!

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  39. mary wrote:

    JA is MIA so Andrien is my front row wingman for Diesel Black Gold.

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    maybe JA is really depressed? rolling in frosting on her bathroom floor, sobbing into the mirror with Lilly shaking in the corner

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  40. Julia was probably speaking more "legalese" when she told her readers that she never wears panthyhose. These are too sheer to be tights, so they must be support stockings with elastic garters.

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  41. Charlsie's blogs were probably deleted at the insistence of Mary and Julia, not for violating any tumblr policy. Her personal blog is still up, it just looks like she deleted all the old material before she sort of became the center of attention a few weeks ago.

    David Karp's response to the deleted accounts only makes him look worse - it reads like they decided to delete the accounts and then updated their policy after the fact. Do you know which five blogs were deleted? I know Baugher and Trainwrecks, but what were the other ones? If they're all related to Julia, this looks makes David and tumblr look very petty. Especially since Baugher wasn't exactly engaging in "harassment" like David outlines. What a bad move on their part.

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  42. And yeah... Julia is so totally sleeping through all the early shows. From her posting patterns, she usually stays up until 3 or 4 a.m. and sleeps until around noon. So professional! Such a sign that a person is REALLY, REALLY HAPPY!!!!! What a lazy, unprofessional hag and terrible "business partner" to Mary's obvious hard work. Mary and Meghan need to dump her and go do their own thing ASAP.

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  43. Karp is really showing his age with this one. Badly handled. Wrong decision. But it is his company.

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  44. RBNS, is there any chance Baugher could/would publish the the new piece she was working on over here?

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  45. So, they get rid of blogs set up specifically to be "derogatory". But the new policy is all about "harassment", which is a completely different animal. It's total crap, but typical of an asshole who would throw his money in the Nonsociety toilet.

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  46. Other deleted blogs include 3angryvaginalstooges, which usually reblogged nudawn, antikris, and frangry. They have all said they disagree with the deletions. Another one was that thursday thing which no one had ever heard of, but which apparently targeted molls, who has a professional relationship with tumblr and a show on Next New Networks. Not sure on the fifth one.

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  47. Re: JA not knowing who celebs are despite working for Star... she just PRETENDS not to know who these stars are. She thinks it makes her sound intelligent to be not-in-touch with pop culture.

    When really, Julia is the biggest star-fucker alive.

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  48. Dahling, I suspected as much. Just another affectation, like all her other personality traits.

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  49. Mary Twittered that 37-count-em-37 viewers watched her Mogulus live coverage of some runway show she just did.

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  50. Guys, Julia is blogging about missing a show because Dan may have cancer again, and then the next three entries are snippets of her convo with Dan...all about HERSELF. This is gold, people.

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  51. How about screen capping or at least copying and pasting what she's blerging, er blogging? That way, we don't drive up the bitch's pageviews.

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