Saturday, February 28, 2009

This morning we all have the hangovers


I no want to intrude on Jacy's EXCELLENT coverage of the Bicurious Birthday Debacle (Part One!), so read below. But in meantime, I like to add that Poofy just twit:

At SFO about to meet Randi to check in for my Virgin America birthday flight! So tired I barely know my own name.
42 minutes ago from txt


Um, it seems that LOTS of people didn't -- HA HA HA!!!

Also, I am the Russian Girl around here, Yulia. In above photo, you horn in on my territory. THIS NO OKAY, POOFY!!!!

I go stop the chickens from sexing one another now.

14 comments:

  1. She has really ruined her looks. Where's the nyc party?

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  2. ah Poofy stop wearing too high of heels! It gets rid of bow-legged look, or do we say blow-legged look!

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  3. Conceptually, I'm 100% for botox, restylane, etc. * if it works you *. If it were perfect and made you look naturally 10 years younger, who wouldn't want it?

    Some people it does this, others it doesn't. You have to be honest with yourself if you're one of the people that has her face frozen in a grostesque mask. Stop it, Julia!

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  4. Does anyone know if Randi actually LIKES JABA? If so, why?

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  5. Nice drunk face. No doubt somebody had to throw a few back when she realized nobody at the party was there for her. Her skin is destroyed. What a shame. And what is UP with her calves??

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  6. She looks like she just made a batch of pierogies and then put on her cheap hand-me-down party dress in order to impress the peasant folk who are about to eat the pierogies after spending long hours in the Ukrainian bush foraging for mushrooms and hunting for wild boar.

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  7. oh Russian Girl, that is the most awesome burn ever.

    i hope tonight's birthday cake says, "happy birthday, mary" or something.

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  8. So my husband has a theory...a woman's mouth is proportional and shaped simalarly to her hoohah. Working with that train of thought, looking at this picture it is not hard to understand why JA would have a tough time experiencing the big "O" (a non-existent sex life doesn't help either).
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/hookjaw/3315905818/

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  9. "Pierogies? You want pierogies?? I need smoke first. And vodka. Then you will have your fucking pierogies!!!"

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  10. Her mouth is "joker-sized"! It is curious that Mark Z. did not even make an appearance at his sister's fete. The SF crew seems down-to-earth, intelligent, friendly, and genuine, like Randi. It is apparent from the photostreams that no one was comfortable around the caricature that is JA, including her business partner Meghan.

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  11. I hope Randi has a "real" bday party at some point.

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  12. Um, did Meghan even GO?

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  13. Her looks are gone. Totally vanished.

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  14. Anon 12:21: Yes, Meghan attended. If the pictures are indicative of the real events that we can be certain Meghan spent the evening in the corner, wearing her usual layers, talking to Sarah Lacy and other normal looking adult women. JA posed solo while the rest of the people had CONVERSATIONS. This is alien to JA.

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