Monday, February 9, 2009

Weekend update.

This weekend, Our Lady got her face fixed by Dr. Bobby (and claimed that it was just for acne, because she's never had anything injected into her face, though Mary says otherwise), squeed over He's Just Not That Into You, got her hair cut, read Outliers at the bookstore, got her dog a haircut and discovered Shazam. A very low-key weekend for Our Lady, we must say. But what happened to having "so much to say!"? We were really hoping for another Turn the Other Cheek or Let It Unfold post

Instead, we learned that Julia IS giving back--by donating a date with herself for a charity auction! Aw, Our Lady has a heart of gold.

49 comments:

  1. a date with JA is charity for whom? JA? :)

    I have a feeling no guy wants to give to the JA charity on any level.


    No bunnies were harmed in this post..

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  2. Who in their right mind would pay for dinner and dating advice with Julia? To give advice, shouldn't you be some sort of expert or at least have a successful relationship yourself??

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  3. No matter how bad this economy gets, and no matter how broke I become, I wouldn't go on a "date" (charity or not) with Julia if SHE paid ME.

    never in my life

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  4. I get the impression that these three truly have NO friends and NO social life. Julia Allison went to a freaking movie and Barnes & Noble and felt the need to post multiple blog entries and twitters about it!? These are everyday NORMAL activities for most people. I get the idea she never leaves her princess shoe box unless it's for her "job" or to go on some arranged date. What a hideously lonely person.

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  5. I don't understand how this is their "businesS" yet Julia doesn't even seem to be aware of the content on the site. How could she adamantly deny the fact that she's had work done when her business partner threw her under the bus a month ago and admitted that she had? Seriously, this site is a joke. It's one thing to be a moron, but don't be a liar.

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  6. I'm still wondering what happened to her "lets discuss" that ridiculous newspaper article!

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  7. What? no one wants to start a charity to get JA a successful date with a real man? :)

    No bunnies were harmed in this posting

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  8. Someone, please help me. Please explain to me how this low-rent fool is a style/fashion blogger? This is an embarrassment to all New Yorkers and arbiters of style. She couldn't dress herself out of a brown paper bag much less assemble an outfit. Her recent (two weeks ago) post on the "bootie" trend = groundbreaking.

    http://mary.nonsociety.com/post/76960125/i-went-with-the-traditional-pilot-theyre

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  9. Jane, it's also funny that in being SUPER "busy" running their business, they don't bother to monitor or check old Advice Box questions or old QotDs. When they went on their deleting spree, they only deleted negative comments from that day or the day before. There are PAGES of old content on their site completely trashing them. They are apparently too lazy to remove it or too stupid to realize it's still up there. Are they too dumb to realize that the advertisers and sponsors they are courting are going to (hopefully) do some due diligence and click around on the site? How embarrassing for all that stuff to still be up there. Really, their sheer stupidity amazes me sometimes.

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  10. Bitch is having a real time meltdown via iChat with someone. Classy.

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  11. Did anyone notice after she went to Dr Bobby for "acne" treatment she stopped posting photos of herself. Not one from the movies, or the bookstore, nothing. CLEARLY she had her lips done, again, and is hiding it.

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  12. Erik, Julia Baugher's sad little pleas for attention are reaching a new level of pathetic each and every day. She's not even creative about it anymore. What's next ... is she going to torture her dog? Oh, wait. She should go ahead a pull a Britney and shave her head or leave the house and "forget" to wear underpants. It would save her a lot of time and effort and wouldn't compromise the privacy of her latest stalk victim.

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  13. She's either hiding that she got her lips done and/or fillers or she was another victim of The Revenge of Ty and got a craptastic haircut a la Mary. Or both. Both would be delightfully superb. It's fun to watch people ruin their "good" looks.

    I really don't get the fascination with her from men. She's passably pretty but there are a million girls better looking than her - especially in New York. To me, she seems incredibly average looking. There is nothing "stand out" or unique about her at all, except for her garishly trashy 90s outfits. I don't get it.

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  14. she is not very good at new stunts check the ichat pic its a girl..:) she can not even fake a chat right heheh

    Only dust bunnies were harmed in this post..

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  15. please explain - Julia is posting an ichat with someone (care to guess who?) on her blog. It's icky and pathetic, not to mention invading that person's privacy. Just another desperate attempt to get page views for her dying venture. Really, she will sink to ANY new low to get attention. It's pathological.

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  16. Mean Girl

    its a fake the other ichat pic is of a girl..:)

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  17. Maybe Julia Baugher went to Ty, got a "dyke" haircut and has now moved on to stalking, dating and invading the privacy of women since she's had zero luck dating any man in New York.

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  18. I just looked. Why did she post that? It's not even an interesting conversation? Even if she were my best friend I wouldn't want to hear about that conversation! WTF is this blog? Why does it exist?

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  19. Julia Allison posted that FAKE ichat to lamely attempt to prove that
    1. she was stood up on New Years (Really... she has friends. They're just never around. Really)
    2. A guy (or girl) wants to sleep with her (But she is a prude.)
    3. She has 12 dates (But I thought it was 12 crushes? Fictional Julia Land is so confusing sometimes.)

    So Julia has moved on from writing "reader" emails to herself to writing ichats with herself? When your entire life is composed of a web of lies, it's really exhausting to keep them all straight sometimes. When you get caught up in your own lies and contradict things you've completely made up, you're exposed as the pathetic lonely fraud that you really are.

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  20. OKay what will be JA's new v-day stunt?

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  21. Quick! Someone screencap those posts because within a couple of hours the fallout will begin and they'll be gone!

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  22. Guess what? They're gone. Poof like her integrity.

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  23. Can someone post them here? I don't want to give her the page view.

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  24. People, c'mon. It's so obvious that this woman is spy. Probably Syrian. Maybe Iranian.

    Really, she just happened to be in Davois two weeks ago? The same time the WEF was going on? Really? And that, just after she was at the DLD confab? In a little place you may have heard of called "Germany"?

    "Oh, nothing to see over! I'm just an American in a 1950's-style Annette Funnocello Beach-Blanket-Bingo dress, walking around Switzerland! This is totally a headband, yes. A headband. Not some sort of weird, high-tech Persian listening device! It's crazy that you would even think that! Jealous!"

    Get on the stick people. No one is this boring. She is clearly hiding in plain sight. She is, I'm pretty sure, some sort of Libyan agent. And she is here to steal our freedom.
    Or Whatever.

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  25. http://julia.nonsociety.com/post/76969986

    http://julia.nonsociety.com/post/76967425

    http://julia.nonsociety.com/post/76967486

    Tell me how to post them without linking to her page.

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  26. You have to cut and paste the content. If I click on those, she gets the page view.

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  27. in her defense, if she actually DID an acne treatment from dr. bobby...she probably doesnt look too hot right now. i wouldnt post pictures of myself then either.

    or she's lying. whatever.

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  28. .. or she's meeting with Jordanian government handlers! And she's getting ready to hand over the plans so they can build their very own Tweeter! Or CollegeHumor!
    Damn, she's slipped into the darkness...

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  29. "Get on the stick people. No one is this boring."

    You are hilarious flatfoot/flatface! You are so right... it would take a normal person A LOT of work to be as one dimensional, boring and uninteresting as Julia Allison. When you make your life all about yourself, and you are actually sort of pedestrian and plain in a tacky midwestern suburban kind of way, well, that doesn't make for much to talk about. So you have to spend all of your time and energy manufacturing ridiculous dramas and modeling yourself on fictional characters. The problem with characters is that they are FICTIONAL and often one dimensional. Julia Allison is a one trick pony that no one wants to see anymore. She knows this and her desperations/delusions/detachments from reality get worse by the day.

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  30. Fictional character or not, I don't want to wake up one sunshiney morning to find that Pakistan now has the technology to air their own 3-minute web-based segments on life coaches, lipstick and dieting.

    Someone call someone. This woman is hiding something, I can feel it.

    Don't let the smoking gun turn out to be a Blueprint cleanse.
    Or a colonic. Or whatever.

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  31. wait new JA show Dog lifecasting..


    First up find Lilly a date

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  32. I have a question.

    Where will the page views for NS come from when gawker/valleywag sites go under due to low web ad rates/revenue?

    The main stream media will not even link to them

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  33. (1) Where is the Davos' coverage, as promised?

    (2) Where is the article discussions, as promised?

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  35. Julia Allison is pretty much a nobody (nonbody?) within New York media circles, but outside of Gawkerland she is REALLY a nobody. Sites like Gawker have been giving Julia attention/page views for years but she's barely made a blip on the radar - even after her Wired cover. Her "fame" is entirely manufactured and imagined.

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  36. I was referring to the Carr article discussion that she promised upon arrival in the US from Davos. Excuse my typos. I just emailed Julia these same questions.

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  37. I just realized that these fools might show up at the Fashion Week events I'm attending. Is there a mute button I can deploy?

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  38. People, please don't sweat it. their pageviews mean NOTHING. You can click on through if you feel like it. The page view stats + a cursory view of any of their 'lifecasts' = disaster for potential employers, boyfriends and (cough) investors.

    I will bet they took Karps' money and both the Baughers and the Parkihs (meghan's family...whatever) pitched in some on their daughters' insistence that this thing would take off. the money will dry up and they WILL fold.

    Now, why a sunglass designer would take them at their word that their blog carries any weight and can drive traffic instead of visiting said site is just beyond me.

    It's pure snake oil.

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  39. All that telegraphing where she'd be hanging out, and the paparazzi didn't show? Well, knock me down and call me shorty.

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  40. There may be peaks and valleys in the web traffic for NS, but they definitely appear to have an upper limit. It's not exactly a growth trend. All of Julia's crowing seems to be about cumulative stats, which, whoopee.

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  41. I think this website's motto should be, "Let it Fold." NonSociety, that is.

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  42. Mary's upper lip not moving

    Clutch Cargo! late 60s cartoon/animation

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  43. Anony 6:01, I've got a baseball bat you can borrow.

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  44. Anon @ 6:14 "Now, why a sunglass designer would take them at their word that their blog carries any weight and can drive traffic instead of visiting said site is just beyond me."

    This has been irking me for a long time. The uncritical coverage she got in the NY Times as some sort of real-life Carrie Bradshaw, the invite to speak at DLD, the gushing coverage of her in German publications (like the lie about being a columnist for the NY Post, as well as the most famous "young" writer in NYC), the free trip to Davos, all the bullshit they get by blatantly lying about their "work." The Kodak and Cisco sponsorships, and so on.

    It's appalling how many companies, organizations and publications uncritically accept their lies and hand them whatever they want - goodies, publicity, status, free trips.

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  45. Only 18 hours to go and still just 5 bids (in nearly 3 weeks) on JA's charity date auction. (Her desperate appeal netted one new bid so far). I'm sure everybody's waiting for the last minute, right? Right?

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  46. I'm still waiting (hoping) to see the revenge of Ty haircut.

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  47. EMAIL OVERLOAD!!!!

    Tomorrow we’re shooting an episode on how to handle your inbox more efficiently. There are times I feel like a slave to email and all I want to do is declare email bankruptcy. I’m scouring the net for tips and tricks to alleviate this never ending virtual paper trail.

    What are your tips to master email overload?

    EMAIL ME: Meghan@NonSociety.com

    Meghan here's a simple tip:

    Learn how to read and write like a 27 year old adult instead of a junior high special needs child.

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