Monday, February 2, 2009

Uh oh.

UPDATE: Oh no, there's a new sheriff in town. Lisa, the new intern, writes over on the QOD:

Deleting comments will resume tomorrow. I am just learning how to do it with the programmer now.

Read this as a warning! I'm a tough one.

Lisa

P.S. I do not have an innapropriate (sic) blog about my work with Nonsociety.


Oh, we see. So Charlsie's blog was "inappropriate" (we fixed the spelling for you, sweetie)? Hmm, this does not bode well for Charlsie getting that signature. And Lisa? Willingly walking into this mess will get you nowhere. We had some patience for naivete, but now you're just being dumb.

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Is Charlsie not going to get credit for the hours she spent requesting free products for Our Lady of Introspection? We hope not:

I just want my J-Term form to be mailed back on time to my college. And I want it to reflect my work for the entire month, not what I wrote (which was all the truth) on my blog which pissed certain people off.


Is Miss JAB cruel enough to withold the necessary signature just because she's pissed we now know she shows up two and a half hours late for meetings? Really, Jules, that would be a new low.

63 comments:

  1. She's low enough to show up for taping for TMI 2.5 hours late, with her "staff" and "BFFs" waiting. Even if Charlsie had done nothing wrong in JA's eyes, I still think the evaluation would be late. Very late.

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  2. I envisioned a scenario like this as soon as Charlsie's blog mysteriously disappeared. Um, Julia? Being a conniving, backstabbing bitch in your own little fantasy blog world is one thing, but don't fuck with someone's school credit when they completed the work you requested. The school could get involved and it could be very, very ugly for you.

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  3. Preston--I sure hope that the former Ms. Baugher wouldn't screw over anyone for college credit. Julia got break after break after break from her professors and the dean when engaging in truly reprehensible behavior at Georgetown. All Charlsie did was report honestly on her blog.

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  4. I really hope JAB would deny this girl college credit just because of her blog. Jesus! Not only would it just be a bitchy thing to do (especially considering how it was pretty tame and run-of-the-mill stuff--someone gets free things from PR people? call the police!)but it would reflect poorly on her whole blogging ethos. The hypocrisy of a blogger getting mad at an "employee" for keeping a blog that occasionally mentions her employer would be outrageous, even by JAB standards.

    If JAB does withhold it, I really hope that Gawker or someone picks it up and rubs it in JAB's face so Charlise can show that she was being treated unfairly. Plus, it would be nice to expose JAB's actual wicked ways.

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  5. OH PLEASE CHARLSIE WRITE TO NSRB!

    You got a whole lot of smart, honest fans!

    Good luck.

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  6. If this is what we think it is, then Julia truly sucks. Even more than I already thought of her as a conniving, amoral, vicious bitch.

    On the other hand, I can't believe that running around chasing after headbands for a narcissistic loon withe delusions of grandeur (but no actual media company) could count as appropriate credit.

    Maybe someone can get in touch with Charslie and ask if we can help? Maybe let her school know what a vindictive sicko Julia is?

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  7. Oooh. The new "intern" is a meanie:

    Deleting comments will resume tomorrow. I am just learning how to do it with the programmer now.

    Read this as a warning! I'm a tough one.

    Lisa

    P.S. I do not have an innapropriate blog about my work with Nonsociety.

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  8. New candidate for the inappropriate crush? http://gawker.com/5144930/dan-loeb-the-edgy-hedgie

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  9. Hmmm, sounds like Lisa just said "bring it"

    Hmmm, or is Lisa/Kyle/Julia just baiting for page views???

    and, Charlsie, while I am sure it seems like cold comfort right now, karma---

    good luck to ya!

    JA, if you are reading [we know you are] know this...
    fuck with this little girl and prepare for the shitstorm that WILL.BE.THE.REST.OF.2009.

    I promise you [so don't try the sympathy angle that I threatened] you will rue the motherfucking day if you mess things up for this little girl.

    Remember what grams says-- just let it unfold--give Charlsie her J-form --and let it be.

    Otherwise, you are going to need alot more than a headband and randi's plane to bring smiles to your face again....

    Seriously bunny,

    xoxo

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  10. Well if the agreement was that she would receive credit and JA willfully and capriciously withholds it, she should be paid for her time. Ummmm, Jules you passive aggressive fame-whore freakshow don't be surprised if C contacts the state:

    http://www.labor.state.ny.us/ui/how_to_file_claim.shtm

    Give it the old college try Charlsie. This type of thing will not be good for their "business" -- such as it is.

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  11. You may not have an inappropriate blog, sweetness, but you do show inappropriate business behavior. Catty comments about the person you replace? Tres unprofessional. Julia trained you well. I'm sure it's just taxing to learn how to delete comments off a blog. Given how little these three actually do each day, it's ridiculous that they even need an intern. I bet you're instructed to tell headband manufacturers that you're Julia Personal Assistant, too, huh?

    Enjoy your first day tomorrow. Lord knows we will.

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  12. Anon 7:40 Ohh....Jesus...I didn't even think of that! Yes, that comment was written by Julia. A new intern wouldn't be stupid enough to write something that bitchy.

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  13. Lisa is MARY and I'm positive about this one.

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  14. It's Mary

    She's used the phrase "new sheriff in town" many times. It's also a typical spelling mistake of hers and there's another clue but I don't want to post here about it.

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  15. Oh wait....She didn't use "new sheriff in town." I still think it's mary b/c JA is a surprisingly good speller but I could be wrong..

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  16. Hee hee. I am already enjoying myself over the tough "new" "intern." Amazing how many words just seem more "appropriate" enclosed in quotes when you're dealing with "NonSociety."

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  17. Nah, it probably really is a new intern.

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  18. @Anon 7:33: That's him!! That's the crush. Not only is it inline with her complete daddy complex, it also totally explains Jules taking yoga stretching photos of herself and posting them this afternoon, no??

    Also, whatever post that Gawker linked to is gone now. I wonder what it said.

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  19. Still fun, whichever way--the double-dare-ya posture is amusing. She is going to be one busy bunny. Not because of anything I'm going to do, but...I just predict she will be a very busy little bunnykins indeed.

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  20. Actually, I think Total Jing is right. Also, I too assumed JA called the shots, but Charlsie said she was called by Mary Rambin and told to take down her blog--and I am not so sure Julia could put down the microphone long enough to call stateside.

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  21. I should have posted my video in the comments there. I totally forgot they had that option enabled.

    Why don't they have the comments pre-screened? That would be much easier.

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  22. http://gawker.com/5144930/dan-loeb-the-edgy-hedgie

    So, julia totally deleted all the pics from the private plane. what a doofball--if nothing screams guilty it's remove all evidence but not really!!

    others not on the gawker piece:
    http://5.media.tumblr.com/NB8YioMLijfs2wnpCYYAgnH1o1_500.jpg
    http://8.media.tumblr.com/NB8YioMLijf5gwn3hEMTE22eo1_500.jpg
    http://16.media.tumblr.com/NB8YioMLijf5d029yx9vnI0Yo1_500.jpg

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  23. Mary removed all the photos of herself on the plane too.

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  24. Man, she knows how to stir them up...

    She needs to be put in jail.

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  25. BUSTED!!!!

    lmao. what retards. if you are doing something on your lifecast that you don't want to get to the rest of the world--then don't POST it. you would think she'd know this.

    That's what you get for mooching.

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  26. how could you have a crush on a guy that is married? what kind of a person would-- oh i know, the kind of person who would try to hurt some poor girl because she can!

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  27. Gawker linked to the pictures of Jules in the plane of rich-hedge-fund-married--47 year--old

    apparently, ja posted pics [I saw them this morn] of her and megs getting on and off a private plane but she also posted pics of her in the plane...from the outside ya couldn't tell much about the plane--the inside I'm guessing was alittle too unique.

    Well. with the avn stuff and all, we should at least take time to realize that the NS girls are deleting almost as many of their posts as they are of ours.

    I wonder if while they are actually blogging they question whether this one is going to have to come down too?

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  28. From now on, anyone who willingly goes to "work" (or intern) for these tards/tarts gets what she deserves. All a prospective intern has to do is read the site for 10 minutes, and it's easily apparent that these women are nasty airheads with no work ethic, or any kind of ethics.

    I'm sure this new intern got an earful about Charlsie, but she should know that if a "boss" would trash one intern like that, she'll easily do it to you, too.

    Hey, Lisa. Use your fab skills to read up on how Julia treated her ex-bf, Jakob Lodwick. First, she repeatedly publicly trashed him with unproven allegations about his mental health, and then tried to guilt him into buying her a Mac laptop. When he refused, she had a hissy fit and told him to stop being such a little victim.

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  29. MEGHAN ALSO REMOVED ALL THE PLAN PHOTOS. Shit, these girls are hiding something.

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  30. So, if Julia is trying to get into THIS married man's pants, does that mean she's given up on the other married man, Chad Hurley?

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  31. This private-plane photo-deleting is hilarious. Oops, oops, oops.

    Julia Allison is totally wigging out. I mean, between the "crush" twitter announcement, Owen's Loeb reportage, the plane photo removals, and the new-sheriff-intern's deletion campaign, the Bunny-in-Chief has gotta be spinning like a dervish. There is no way you could make this stuff up.

    I don't know about you, but I find it marvelously entertaining.

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  32. Jet photos archived!

    http://i40.tinypic.com/2m4elvn.jpg
    http://i39.tinypic.com/25gt8r5.jpg
    http://i44.tinypic.com/av5y8o.jpg

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  33. I think we should start a "Tips for NS Interns" thread.
    One as illustrated above. If the girls delete something from their egoblog, it means it never happened. Question the innacuracty adn misleading nature of their revisionist "lifecasts" at your peril.

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  34. Nonentity---you have entity! [yeah, i dunno]

    Dyspeptic, I am entertained as well.

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  35. This is getting funnier by the minute. Julia Allison indeed posted two atypical photos of herself this afternoon--in YOGA POSES at the gym. (A gym fitted out with lots and lots of mirrors, which must have pleased the Bunny-in-Chief greatly.)

    So, let's see. Flies home from Davos on investor/yoga enthusiast/married rich guy's private plane. Posts about a crush. Goes the very next day to the gym to practice yoga poses, photograph self doing them, and post them to her blog, because magically her online connection suddenly works again.

    Oh, Jules, I wonder if the yoga binge will last as long as the turning-the-other-cheek binge?

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  36. Yoga takes commitment and selflessness, being one with the energy around you. You do not exist; you are a vessel for the movement around you and within you. Julia would suck at it.

    - Mr. Hedge Fund

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  37. What an ASSHOLE. The empress really wears no clothes, huh?

    And the hypocrisy! JA can blog about people who don't want to be blogged about -- hello almost every ex-boyfriend, Alexander Marquandt, Jakob Lodwick, etc. -- but this girl has her Tumblr knocked down and JA fails to live up to her end of their internship agreement because Charlsie blogged about her.

    Charlsie: Talk to a lawyer. Get your parents, if they can, to spot you some cash for a retainer. Write your story and sell it to New York magazine. Sell this bitch out once and for all.

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  38. I think this Owen wants JA to go down...

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  39. JA: Cut it!

    MR: Yeah, I'm just not sur I want too yet.

    JA: Just cut it!...it's a good diversion
    to the intern shit.

    MR: Fine, I'll cut it but I'm getting 45 more
    seconds in final cuts on TMI

    MA: Wait, we can negotiate speaking time on TMI?

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  40. If she screws over that college kid I'll personally hack their site as pay back. That's just not right.

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  41. Ya, but how did Gawker find out? The shots that Julia and Meghan posted don't show the plane's indentifying numbers anywhere. So? Did bunnykins accidentally on purpose let it slip in one of her famously indiscrete IMs? Isn't it so creepy? She wears a very slutty red dress with titties hanging out on the last night after she finally manages to finagle someone into getting her an official pass (maybe one of those creepy old guys she has pawing her on the couch?). Then next morning, a giggly phone call on the top of an abandoned mountain, and whoosh ... all snugly bunny in a married dude's plane. Julia Dupre.

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  42. This does get funnier by the posting--or deposting! Yeah, it looks like Owen and perhaps even Denton are out to show, ironically now, how far that once-luminous JA star has FALLEN.

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  43. Jules totally tipped Gawker.

    Bread and Butter Bunnies!!!

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  44. This may get me in hot water here, but I've always thought Charlsie vs. Julia was sorta diamond cut diamond.

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  45. Jsne, yes, indeedy, it occurred to me once again (as it did with the "crush" twitter last night) that Our Lady Bunny Julia Allison was stunting it up to recover NonSociety's lost pageview momentum.

    Although this whole thing feels as if it is spinning a wee bit out of control, doesn't it?

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  46. Dyspeptic, Yeah, but with JA, down is up, she has a Karl Rove way of landing on her ______ [fill in the blanks]

    I take nothing for granted.

    I am not Charlsie.

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  47. i knew it was going to end soon, but this nasty gross, pathetic reveal of her true colors is more than i expected.

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  48. Jane, quite right. down is up, up is down, it's a bit Lewis Carrollish, no? Through the Looking Glass, indeed.

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  49. i can she her for the horrible person she is, its like they say about seeing how someone reacts in certain situations shows their charactor.

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  50. I think if no critics visited the QOTD they'd end up with like 5 posts a day from the earnest commenters (and who knows how many less total page views too). They have no real community other than the community of critics IMO.

    As for the hedgie jet dude, the description of him on Gawker makes him sounds like a perfect match for these girls, who of course have yet again deleted posts because they're jsut such fans of online accountability and transparency.

    I love Gawker's recent coverage of NS by the way. Before Owen it was a little too uncritical if you know what I mean. Now, it may get them attention but it points out just what is wrong with them at the same time. It's been pretty cutting and I love his egoblogger digs since she called him a c*nt. Go Owen! If they're gonna cover NS and JA I prefer Owen's coverage over anybody else at Gawker so far.

    And I'm still not giving NS my page views and it feels GOOD!

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  51. Hey Guys,

    Remember, Julia used to brag about how she stole one of her ex-boyfriends from his wife. I do not think it was Alex...it was someone before him. A married man with kids, and she broke up the marriage, and bragged about it. I barely remember the details, but I am sure someone must know.

    She's pretty nasty when you get down to it.

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  52. Looking glass in jules' world indeed! What seems to hit me most right this moment, is that she is actually loving all of this. She is an ego-blogging; navel-gazing; famewhore! Although, I do wonder how she will intermittentingly [help Mary did I spell that right] blog about daddy and her married crush [who got all redacted pissed at her pictures of his plane]

    Ok, enough, I actually have work to do.

    have a great night eveyone.

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  53. intermittently ...

    vodka.

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  54. If Julia doesn't follow through with Charlsie's J-form stuff, she goes from being vapidly, self-obsessedly annoying...to diabolically fucked up.

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  55. What's all this "short term gain long term loss" about on her twitter? A.N.N.

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  56. To Anon: 9:51: I think "Short term gain long term loss" could mean, short term: free luxurious plane ride, long term: lost friendship with successful man due to oversharing?

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  57. Personally, I love the new intern. I find it particularly impressive that the NS ladies have found just the right shade of "illiterate dickbag" to keep pace with them.

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  58. Jing, why the redactions??

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  59. I agree, Regina. It was hard to dislike Charlsie, because she seemed sweet and earnest underneath it all, but this one comes off as stupid and nasty.

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  60. Has it really not occurred to anyone that Lisa might be a troll?

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  61. I don't believe for a second Lisa is real. Once again, Julia is probably baiting for page views by seeing how many people will leave a nasty comment to be deleted. QotD is the only place where they receive a significant number of page views a day. If they took it down entirely, their page views would plummet. They know this, and that's why they keep it up and keep it easy to leave a comment. Bait, bait, bait away!

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  62. 1. Mary is wasted drunk in the video she posted where she shows off the new cut to Meg and JA.

    2. Mary, Julia hates it and thinks it looks terrible. Genuine surprise doesn't last that long and one wouldn't cover their face with their hands for that long if they genuinely liked something. She's trying to hide how she really feels.

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