Friday, March 13, 2009

Yulia & the other one: Let the peen-tease times begin!


a Gary Vaynerchuk sandwich. BTW, please note my very “un-JA” outfit of BLACK JEANS (Sevens, I just bought them @Bergdorf’s), BLACK slouchy boots (Steve Madden, from last year), and a black James Perse top with Northface puffer vest (it’s just effing cold here, sorry). I feel odd in all black, but not bad. Just odd.


I am thinking a piano bar is soon to be happening. I am sure I will be able hear the braying here in Omsk.

Is this the living differently (with herpes later, maybe)?

11 comments:

  1. whoa, all that description was added post-post. it showed up in my reader as just the first sentence.

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  2. Herpes quip = priceless. But you have to get past 11 dates first. But which is the date you let the man go down on you? Herpes happens that way too Jill and the other one. I still think these girls will be safe in SXSW. How many bases does it take to get to oral? 3 i hear? How many dates does that take? 4? 5? They are probably safe from the herpes.

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  3. Did Meghan go up a cup size?

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  4. But she still has the jack-o-lantern smile.

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  5. Meghan: comfortable, relaxed, real.

    Juliu: holy shit, what a tard. Did she just finish a jazz dance and is waiting for the applause? WTF?

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  6. Didn't she wear all-black to Rambo's birthday? What's the big deal? Oh right, it's Jilia.

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  7. I have intel the reason The Other One disappeared for a while was she was recuperating from a boob job.

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  8. ah you beat me to it anon 1:24

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  9. Internet Snark MachineMarch 14, 2009 at 6:33 PM

    But she still has the jack-o-lantern smile.

    That didn't seem to hurt Julia Roberts one little bit.

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  10. A boob job? Our Megs??? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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