Sunday, March 15, 2009

Julia: Twitter Tells a Story


cheeky_geeky: Doing her best Georgetown student impression is @juliaallison at #sxsw: twitpic.com/24whm

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mikeee: Just witnessed @juliaallison up close. She was quite rudely trying to get someone to move. Not a good first impression!

immunity: @mikeee thanks for having my back, literally vs. @juliaallison from TwitterBerry

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cinevegas: @ajv and (of course) @juliaallison in attendance. AJ didn't get to sit up front while Julia got "back cuts" to get a seat in front. #sxsw


45 comments:

  1. That outfit bothers me immensely. It is like the bottom half does not know what the the top half was trying to accomplish.

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  2. holy god, that outfit. if this is what hangover does to her judgement, she should never drink again.

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  3. FormerGawkerEmployeeMarch 15, 2009 at 7:22 PM

    As heinous as the outfit it, the face? What the hell? It's all bloated and weird!

    She looks like the crazy lady out on her afternoon pass who just wandered into the wrong building instead of the mental health institution.

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  4. So Gary Vaynerchuck's brother AJ doesn't get to sit at the front for his brother's talk but Julia does? Gee what a surprise...

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  5. Wow, if you go to the full version of her picture, she looks HORRENDOUS!!! What the fuck is wrong with her fucking face??? God, that is scary!!

    No wonder she never lets any pictures come out "candid" ... she looks like... I don't even know. A plastic surgery "don't", that's for sure. Oh, and lots of cheek fat. :::shudder:::

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  6. talk about mutton dressed as a lamb.

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  7. mutton dressed as lamb? I don't think so. Mutton dressed as... nonsensical pile of garbage, maybe.

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  8. hey, don't drag any poor muttons into this... she seems to be showing her true colors by accident, both in the looks and the character department. tragic that girlfriend is her own biggest handicap, isn't it? too bad that attending events requires at least rudimentary social skills. too bad that she can't control what pictures people take and what anecdotes they communicate. i'm beginning to like this event.

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  9. I thought it was fucking rich that Jill from LIU called another woman "sexist" at the Gold panel last year. It's Jill, and her fucking bloated with botox face, cheer leading costume, and audacity to call herself an web 2.0 pioneer, that is setting women back (well not really beyond her microcelebrity range but you know what I mean).

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  10. http://www.businessweek.com/innovate/NussbaumOnDesign/archives/2009/03/julia_allison_t.html?campaign_id=rss_blog_nussbaumondesign

    Bruce Nussbaum asked Jill to speak at Parsons this week and wants to know: "What kind of presentation should Julia make? What would you like to see/hear/experience?"

    I think we owe it to the poor unsuspecting Parsons students exactly what they're in for.

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  11. wait a minute you guys: the thing about web revenue that mary just posted: did she write it herself??? props, girl. props.

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  12. Ms. B: I saw it too and was actually just about to post it and ask the same question: Did she write this herself? It's somewhat intelligent and well thought out and there are telltale Rambo spelling mistakes throughout. But in any event, it's smarter than anything I've ever seen her colleagues post. Shocking.

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  13. Anony 8:16, if i was at a school w/ profs who thought we all needed to build ourselves into brands i'd fucking lose it. No, we don't asshole!

    There is still such a thing as at least pseudo authenticity, asshole!

    That he thinks the women students are going to love her just shows him to be thinking with his cock. Srsly.

    WRONG!

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  14. @8:16 I just left a comment suggesting mime. Doubt they post it though.

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  15. @8:16: "Julia goes to all the right conferences." I just puked everywhere.

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  16. Looks like a still from a boring porno.

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  17. "And folks, if you'll come with me you can pick up the photos we took at the beginning of the tour as a souvenir of your time here in Austin. I hope you have a lovely rest of your vacation!"

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  18. juliaallison "We all live in beta now." - @BruceNussbaum 37 minutes ago

    She's kissing the prof's ass at SXSW right now.

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  19. Snaps to Mary. I think that is her content. I think Mary and Meghan have re-upped and are trying. I think Jackhole is posting about things she wants.

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  20. Um, Mary's latest post which she presents as "her writing" is pretty damn good. She makes some very good points. I'm do web marketing expert but it seems pretty logical to me. Color me impressed??? Did I just say that?

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  21. She twitted that she is wearing a tennis skirt. A tennis skirt. Oh my, I just can't get past that.

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  22. HAHAH---Look at this latest twit Re: JA from SXSW

    OSTRICK @juliaallison How is the MIT hat working for you? 26 minutes ago

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  23. Did Nussbaum meet Julia in the piano bar in Davos? Anyone who actually thinks that this narcissistic asshole has anything to offer women is stuck back with Fred Mertz in the 1950, or simply transfixed by Julia's tits. Nussbaum loses all credibility . . . NOW.

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  24. I just posted a comment echoing your sentiments Jack. I'm sure it won't get posted.

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  25. Time to body snark:


    Look. At. Those. Chunky. Monkey. Thighs.

    Great wardrobe choice Jackles!

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  26. Anyone who thinks this narcissistic asshole actually went to any of the Davos fora has his head stuck up his ass.

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  27. How are you smarter folks finding all this Twitter info? Is there a way to search for this stuff?

    Please advise. As Jacy says, Twitter tells a story.

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  28. here ya go someproblems:

    http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%40juliaallison

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  29. Her face is starting to look like Jigsaw from those Saw movies.

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  30. SP: Also go to IceRocket blog search, click on Twitter and type in her name, either both names together or separated.

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  31. Alex's Current Orgasmic GFMarch 15, 2009 at 9:22 PM

    You can also go to icerocket.com to follow twitters/blogs, etc. Can I just say that I am still amazed at the wide stance and manly looking legs on Foolia? The cowboy stance only emphasizes the bow-legged situation. The only thing missing is a fanny pack.

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  32. She looks 50 in body and face. Shocking.

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  33. Mary and Megs are so going to dump NS and Foolia
    and go off on their own.

    I can't wait.

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  34. This was totes written by Mary. It is the kind of stuff she posts all the time. It also responds to the big question of how they make money and I knew if anyone was going to answer it it was going to be mary.

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  35. why would anyone wear a tennis skirt anywhere other than to play tennis? she looks absolutely ridiculous.

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  36. JAB's lazily fishing, yet again, for people to "email her!!" about what quality of life means. i mean, jesus, usually she does this under the guise of rolling out credit where it's due, but this time she says right out it's for her own interview. how can she not have a simple opinion on a basic concept?

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  37. Now, I hate this, but we know Mary reads here: 9:40, YOU have got to be Mary. Who else would claim she posts intelligent, well thought through posts "all the time"? Bitch, please. She also did not *actually* answer how NS makes any money.

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  38. 12:05--nowhere did the comment you referenced say that mary posts intelligent or well-thought through posts all the time. you just inferred that. the person could have meant mary posts "you guys asked, here's my answer" type of posts all the time, or anything else. it was too ambiguous to make that assumption.

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  39. Is that Bret Michaels in a skirt?

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  40. I cannot get over how OLD and BUSTED Julia Allison Baugher looks in that picture. No wonder she always takes pictures in the same pose... if this is the result of "candid" shots, I'd make sure my pictures were overly staged, too.

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  41. Jillia looks like my 58 year-old mother-in-law in that photo. White sneakers? check. Tennis Skirt? check Botox? check

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  42. 12:05

    It didn't say I was going to answer how NS makes money, it just said they get asked it all the time. Bitch Please Yourself.

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  43. "It also responds to the big question of how they make money"

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