Sunday, March 15, 2009

Yulia: Here come the stalking sexytimes!!!!

Exhausted. Rebooting (via a nap) at Hilton.
26 minutes ago from txt


I hope she remember: The babies no go away.

Just ask my donkey Agnessa. She hate the burden of the baby late in life.

Oh, wait, Poofy only go to 17th base. My bad one.

23 comments:

  1. I don't get it. Are you saying she's exhausted from fucking?

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  2. FormerGawkerEmployeeMarch 15, 2009 at 10:34 PM

    I am surprised Kevin Rose has been able to stay away from her what with that sexy ensemble she was sporting today. Fifty-year-old tour bus guides are so sexy!

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  3. Tell Business week what you think! I did but they won't post my comment - as a student and a women who attends Parsons I'm offended they are having Julia speak. Shame on you Parsons!

    http://www.businessweek.com/innovate/NussbaumOnDesign/archives/2009/03/julia_allison_t.html?campaign_id=rss_blog_nussbaumondesign

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  4. BW's comments are unmoderated, so have a field day!

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  5. I posted a comment at BW saying the only women students who like Jill are MAYBE women students in kindergarten because they like wearing tutus and they want to be princesses to. No comments are showing up yet so they may be moderating this batch.

    Brucie Nussbaum does have a twitter account though:

    http://twitter.com/BruceNussbaum

    Think I'll send him some Jill-related tweets...

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  6. p.s. speaking of stalking:

    @garyvee - I've seen you talk many, many times, but today? Today you actually moved me to tears. Wish I could have hugged you afterward.

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  7. And there's this one, which is a trifecta of (rumored) Kevin Rose flames:

    http://twitpic.com/25fjo - #SXSW - With two of my favorite ladies: @ShiraLazar & @MelodyMcC. Oh, the girl talk we had. ;)

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  8. She is beyond weird. Leave the dude's exes alone and stop implying you were talking about him ffs... I'm sure that endears you to him.

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  9. If I were Kevin Rose I say immediate date with Rambo's sister and make sure the pics get twittered..:)

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  10. Re: Nussbaum delusion.
    Don't you think it is better to virtually "let it unfold"? If these students have at least half a brain each, they will immediately notice that how he introduces her does not match reality. She may be a good actress, but even she cannot simulate substance where there is none.

    I think it would be far more interesting to see
    if someone knows students who take that seminar and could brief them to ask the right questions after the presentation.

    Shawna, as a Parsons student, would that be a possiblity?

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  11. i second that anon 9:46
    Shawna, you HAVE to go to the seminar and knock jill down a peg or two. it'd be great if you could tape it...

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  12. wait just invitee Loren to the seminar :)

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  13. I went to the Tumblr party last night and didn't see Julia Allison. SO SAD. I did get a photo with her photog dude though. It felt so damn meta.

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  14. This site must REALLY be getting to Julia: Her Twitter profile used to read "just a dork with a strange job." It now reads "just a nice dork with a strange job." Yeah, Jules, you're nice. That's why almost every story we hear about someone meeting you involves you acting like an entitled, self-important bitch. No one is buying what you're selling, sweetie. Might want to rethink your product.

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  15. Did anyone see this tweet? Another public call-out sesh from SXSW.

    agria: @juliaallison "I think it comes down to content and authenticity." - @GaryVee -- seriously? you possess neither (+ zero self-awareness)

    http://twitter.com/agria/statuses/1336690438

    The @agria person seems to really be gunning for JA based on previous tweets.

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  16. Really, are you sureMarch 16, 2009 at 1:19 PM

    Uhm, agria is telling Gary V he has no content and authenticity.

    I read all the tweets, hardly 'gunning' in my book. One back from feb--calling her on the state of the union slip up--but still hardly gunning.

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  17. Before the Gary V one, there were four negative @juliaallisons.

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  18. Well, here they are, and I still disagree with you.

    @juliaallison oh, ok. that makes way more sense. i was going to ask: "who is Jill?" is it real?

    @juliaallison "tweet this" is better. but, personally, i would've gone with "Long Island University -- the Harvard of the Sound"

    @juliaallison www.liu.edu -- Long Island University -- go Blackbirds!!!

    @juliaallison umm... that wasn't the state of the union. didn't you study poli sci? educate yourself.

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  19. 1:19 :}

    When I am gunning for someone, I always open with "oh, ok. that makes way more sense"

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  20. Calm down all of ya. Agria & Julia are friends.

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  21. Anon 9:46

    "I think it would be far more interesting to see
    if someone knows students who take that seminar and could brief them to ask the right questions after the presentation.

    Shawna, as a Parsons student, would that be a possiblity?"

    So, if Julia does read here, she might see this?

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  22. anon 1:44, one can only hope Julia would read this, cancel her "presentation" and just blow Bruce because it's obvious that's all he's gunning for.

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  23. i'm pretty sure agria is telling JA that she has no content or authenticity, but i always get confused by the twitter format...

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