Sunday, March 15, 2009

Julia: An Event Isn't An Event Without The Blue Steel


There she is, Derek Zoolander, hanging out with the ex-girlfriend of the man she's cyber-stalking and determined to have sex with. Why no wangs this trip, Jackles? Remember? He said he likes bangs!

And I see she paid no attention to Meghan's advice and wore the Halloween outfit anyway. There's a little pleated navy blue mini-skirt with thigh-high grey suede boots at the bottom of this ensemble -- classy. Nothing like dressing like a slutty schoolgirl while doing the Blue Steel!

37 comments:

  1. Single White Female Alert. They're both wearing the same swag sweatshirt. Now all she has to do is die her hair black and sneak into Rose's bed, blow him and then stab him in the eye with a stiletto.

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  2. It must be so exhausting to constantly think you have to portray yourself as a parody of your own fake personality. Unable to do something as simple as take a photo without posing, making sure it's your "good" side, putting on the same waxy smile, unable to just stand there and instead have to act like you're doing something craaaazy and clever like...put condiments on pizza.

    She can't even buy a slice of pizza without making it a production. That is very sad.

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  3. http://twitter.com/lewishowes/statuses/1330750211

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  4. Does she never get bored of the Blue Steel? Does she never find it tiresome posing between 50% and 75% of her waking life?

    These are the questions one is left with.

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  5. 11:09: Ewww! But who's scobelizer? Did he maybe mean scobleizer which would be this detestable scoble guy? Should she have taken this suggestion by one commenter of this site on board, too? :)

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  6. ALERT! JA called a whore on the relatively widely-read blog of a person she constantly tries to name drop/blue steel with:
    http://rickyvanveen.com/post/86616988/sxsw-line-of-the-night

    OUCH.

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  7. for the cut&paste-phobic:

    SXSW: Line of the Night

    Julia Allison: If I were a guy, I’d be such a whore.

    Nick Kroll: Are you a guy??

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  8. I notice Jackles is suddenly, for the first time, promoting the outtakes of the sexytimes TMI Weekly episode.

    **hangs head in shame**

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  9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy6QKYZOnkI&feature=channel_page

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  10. Ugh, I know that pizza place on Sixth Street. Julia Allison being in my home state makes me nauseous.

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  11. Julia Allison and Robert Scoble...now there are two birds of a feather if I ever saw them. Where is the hungry cat when you need him?

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  12. Fret not Jacy -- i think she is just trying to make sure Kevin Rose knows she is available to spread at SXSW.

    She is not a subtle person, and therefore needs to make sure her stalking of Diggy is abundantly clear to everyone with an internet connection.

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  13. Some funny tweets:

    Mike_FTW: Bad AT&T coverage taking a toll. @juliaallison ran into Hilton lobby screaming "No one knows what I'm doing!!" then vanished into thin air.

    juliaallison: Dear Advil Gods, please rescue me from self-inflicted margarita hangover HELL. I'll do anything. Love, SXSW Lush JA

    and this one:

    juliaallison: I am "#1 Worst Thing About The World Wide Web." NUMBER ONE. Yes. SUCK IT, REST OF THE WEB. YOU LOST.

    http://gawker.com/5169561/the-web-at-20-not-quite-old-enough-to-drink-yet-drives-us-to-it

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  14. Then she gets dissed at a panel and decides to show up. Too funny.

    funkybrownchick: @Heathr: "Is @JuliaAllison here? No? Great b/c this panel involves thinking."

    juliaallison: #SXSW - Where is Heather Gold's panel right now?!?!?! I'm READY TO DO SOME THINKING.

    rachelsklar: @juliaallison Room 9 - panel is awesome.

    tracyrusso: @juliaallison just showed up at the panel she was dissed at when she wasn't here. Good for her. #sxsw

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  15. Love how she tried to do a faux hipster all black look on day 1 but quickly reverted back to her fave a line skirt. We should call her Julia Aline.

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  16. This just shows that she searches for tweets about her 24/7. Did she show up for the feminism talk in her schoolgirl skirt and headband?

    She prances around in outfits explicitly worn to get male attention and that cater to male fantasies then wonders why people think she sets feminism back 50 years.

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  17. I also notice she's Tweeting about being hungover -- she NEVER DRINKS, people! -- and has resorted to the old "redacted" trick in a Tweet about Randi Facebookzucker.

    I'd create a new post but honestly, it's just too tedious. She is such a fraud that it's becoming boring.

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  18. 1:33 and 1:43:
    Heather Gold's quip obviously got to her, hence the "nobody don't call me stupid" indirect reply. Do we know what she did there, except being present and thus daring the arrogant haters to diss her again?

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  19. also via twitter, how come no post up of two of her fans meeting her at sxsw?

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/jessicamullen/3355130444/

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  20. tracyrusso: @juliaallison just showed up at the panel she was dissed at when she wasn't here. Good for her. #sxsw

    Check out the other Tweets from this woman. One to Meghan gushing and saying she hopes they can hang later that night and one to Demi Moore. Another nerdy girl hoping to hang with the cool crowd.

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  21. How high school:

    nishachittal: Annnnd julia allison just walked into the panel, way late, and sat in the front row.

    The response:

    heathr: Again, w link. For those who like context: My SXSW panel from last year on Gossip w/ surprise guest Julia Allison #webfem http://tr.im/hnJM

    Twitter is no joke. It's amazing how many people twittered about Heather's remark.

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  22. Can I just say how much I hate people who waltz in to things late and see nothing wrong with it? It's a total passive aggressive, notice me, pay attention to me, I want you all to know I'm here so you can all Twit about me move. Grow up. She wasn't there for the panel, she was there because people snarked that she shouldn't be and knew it would get her some Twittericity.

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  23. Darling: I know what you mean about Julia Allison being in Texas. It creeps me out that she's less than 200 miles to the northwest of me. I would swear I feel a disturbance in the force field.

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  24. she doesn't have to search for tweets about herself anon 1:43. anytime someone uses @juliallison it comes up in her replies

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  25. "...and knew it would get her some Twittericity."

    HAHAHAHA! You need to trademark that Christan.

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  26. via ricky van veen

    SXSW: Line of the Night
    Julia Allison: If I were a guy, I’d be such a whore.
    Nick Kroll: Are you a guy??

    http://rickyvanveen.com/

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  27. Dyspeptic - Thank God I'm still in NYC for two more weeks before going back. Maybe, just maybe, I'll never share a city with her ever again!

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  28. Sorry, Julia, can't give an interview just now. I'm off to a meeting with people who make actual decisions about important issues involving millions of dollars and I don't have time for your little dog blog and fashion show.

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  29. More friends of Kevin Rose stalking, via Twitter.

    This is getting pathetic, Jill. And you're not even close to a cult leader -- that title is reserved for Russian Girl and Baugher.


    @OSTRICK @juliaallison. Cool cult leader.
    21 minutes ago from mobile web

    @juliaallison Sitting next to @Ostrick (Marc) - the director of Obama's 30 min cryfest informercial. I teared up just meeting him. Ok, I'm lying.
    29 minutes ago from web

    @OSTRICK Just remembered doing Patron shots with kevin rose, George ruiz and friends last night.
    about 2 hours ago from mobile web

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  30. Keeping Austin WeirdMarch 15, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    UGH. She posted some pics and comments about a "restaurant" she "dined" in today that was gross. It was Taco Cabana, a cheap, chain fast food place. So why couldn't she just say where she went rather than give the impression she went to a bad Mexican restaurant in Austin. Please leave my city NOW!

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  31. Oh my Gawd. I just watched the Heather Gold panel from SXSW 08' http://blip.tv/file/811282. Julia is an utter embarrassment. "Valleywag ruins people's lives." OMG. Get a fucking perspective. The rules do not apply to Julia Allison. Yet another example! Also, I love her inability to explain her job--"It's a repetition of sound bites." And then basically admits she's not a real journalist. Well, at least, she KNOWS.

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  32. And then Heather Gold says, "What exactly do you do? What is your role?"

    Ja "Omg. Are you my mom? I HAVE A HUGE PROBLEM WITH WHAT I DO"

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  33. she disses her sweet-ass gig at star so much and Star itself which is a major faux pas in my book: no public dissing of your current employer. no wonder she lost it.

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  34. I'm almost sure that Heather Gold is the person who hosted the gossip panel last year that Julia crashed. The video of that panel is hilarious because Julia makes such a fool of herself in it. I recommended it in another post because I thought readers here would like it. Too bad one of the part time detectives of the community concluded that my comment was written by Julia or Megan instead.

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  35. Aw, I appreciated your effort, Anon 7.06.

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  36. Ms. Bojankles,

    It doesn't make it right but I think by the time she dissed Star publicly she already knew her contracted wasn't being renewed, or she'd given her notice or whatever. She was already talking about starting something else by then which obviously turned out to be NS.

    Anon 7:06. Thanks! It looks like Total Jing posted the link.

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