Sunday, March 8, 2009

Rambo: She and the gay alien gad about the suburbs


Retail therapy. Girl Scout cookies are the only thing Adrien can’t find in the city.


A fits right in…At Ralph Lauren.


Look what the train brought in.


So happy to see that she and this homosensual person set the gay rights movement back 285 years. yay!!!!

71 comments:

  1. This guy is so full of himself I can't stand it. He's like an alien that popped out of Julia's stomach in the middle of the night and landed in New Haven, the center of the fashion world.

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  2. Excuse me, New Canaan. Even better.

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  3. And yet compared to what she's used to -- Jackles -- this guy must seem modest and demure by comparison.

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  4. I unabashedly, undoubtedly, LOVE him.

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  5. You go English school? This is cousin Boris, I not even recognize you. Soon you no longer care for chickens or wash mule's ass. Maybe you think you to can live the difference? Go to this unsocial? That is not our way, way of the land. You naughty girl, too much lay-down with the mule! Now you have big brains, we not good enough for you. I spit on ground!

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  6. Anon at 10:09 -- Will you put the penis inside of me?

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  7. See, he's gay. And he wears a bow tie. So of course he's a fashion expert!

    Whatever, ya little tea cup poodle. And stop making that face. It's gonna freeze that way. Carson Kressley, you are not.

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  8. Russian Girl, my little Babushka doll, you know I no longer so good at sexy-time since I lost left, how do you say, testistacule, tenesitcal, ball, left ball in farm problem. Anyway, I married to our sister Nakita! She will beat me with the soap bars, like the one time she see me play fun-time as the poofy cow dub the lips on the unsocial!

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  9. Having a mid-afternoon mentoring session with three college girls!

    Oh. Are you telling them how to whore yourself out to an escort service..sorry..."matchmaker" so you can get free meals and computers? Or are you advising them how to alienate everybody within a 50 foot radius. Do tell.

    Maybe they can teach you how to get a real job and pay your own bills.

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  10. Definitely an orgy.

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  11. What's with "mid-afternoon" at 10 p.m.? Are they in Australia?

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  12. She probably said "Hi" to 3 teenage girls in the street. She then went home to blog it as a "mentoring session" because,oh, wouldn't that be so impressive?

    Sorry but that's how JA's mind works in my head.

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  13. We get it, he's gay. But does he get it, he's NOT a girl. Christ, butch it up a hair, felchy. Mary, straight guys love hanging around your prancing, joined-at-hip majordomo.

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  14. Julia's Old Nose,

    Oh jeez, there is a metric ton of tasteless "New Canaanite" jokes here, but, I believe that RBNS, and its readers, are above that sort of pejorative humor.

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  15. Why is Meghan involved in this site? She rarely posts, has needed to get away from the "noise of the internet" several times (wtf?), and offers content lacking in everything.

    She is common.

    It's painful to read her stuff because she seems uncomfortable with the public nature of it and wants to do something else.

    Let her go free. I feel sad for her.

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  16. As a flat-chested tomboy, Meghan wants to associate with this girly-girl world because she feels she has trouble attracting men.

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  17. I think everyone is overlooking the more obvious point: Meghan is the daughter of the main investor and wants to feel included. At one point she bought into the "Sex and the City" vibe, but now isn't so sure.

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  18. Do we know who invested in this "lifecasting"?

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  19. First 10 commenters in this thread: many thanks. I about expired laughing. And "Look what the train brought in" may be the best understated caption evah.

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  20. As Jackles once described it, she had two friends who hated their careers and she was trying to convert them to the dark side. Those two malleable idiots would be Fairy-lovin' Mary and Meghannaise.

    Can't imagine how things turned out so badly for them. After all, Jackles claimed she was hiring them media coaches at the time...

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  21. Bicurious Party HatMarch 9, 2009 at 2:20 AM

    Adrien was shattered to discover that Samoas were a type of cookie, and not swarthy young men.

    He consoled himself with a box of Thin Mints. Mary swore he would get slimmer with every bite.

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  22. Is Adrien glittering in that last shot?

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  23. I'm with Anon 10:18 here: this Adrian guy is hysterical! Lovably, adorably, pretentiously hysterical!! I just can't get enough of him in all his glittery glory. Can he officially replace Meghanniase, please?

    What's so amusing and ridiculous all at once is what this guy has been doing since he's been hanging out in New Canaan. No visits to any local museums or galleries or hikes or shops for Adi and Mary; instead, it's getting pics made while watching old movies, buying Girl Scout cookies, posing on sidewalks, and going to supposed "shoots" of modern houses. And talking about boys/pedicures/facials probably occurred at some point too with those BFF's.

    It's like an extended adult slumber party visit, isn't it? Live differently!!

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  24. Just getting caught up again after taking a precious weekend away from Jaba the Nut. (I can only stand her as a distraction during work)

    Regarding the MacBook Air post, curiously Julia's nonsociety page says the following:

    Almost exactly a year to the DAY I bought it, my MacBook Air is starting to conk out in various ways.


    But her Facebook blog says another thing:

    "Almost exactly a year to the DAY, my MacBook Air is starting to conk out in various ways. "

    Why would she add/take out that line? Everyone knows she badgered Jacob into buying that thing for her post break up.

    Also interesting... Julia's Facebook notes id ends in 666.

    http://www.facebook.com/notes.php?id=8656939666

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  25. Anon 11:47, Meghan doesn't contribute content because she's a spoiled trust-fund baby who doesn't know the meaning of the word "work." Even blogging is too much work for her. Amazing. Good thing Daddy sent his private plane to pick her up and whisk her away from ALL THE TERRIBLE NOISE OF THE INTERNETSSS!

    She's mentioned a few times that she "hasn't received a dime from her parents." A spoiled brat, and a liar, too. I suppose the loft with expensive furniture and animal-skin rugs fell out of the sky, right?

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  26. Does anyone find it fucking weird and so unfunny that the girls refer to Meghan's mom as "Snowflake?" Har har, ladies.

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  27. That's a bit harsh, In The Know. I think Meghan doesn't contribute content because she's embarrassed and regretting that she ever joined this venture. She seems very naive, but I don't get the feeling that she's quite the greedy, self important, self entitled brat like Mary and Julia. You get the feeling that she's truly mortified her reputation has been tarnished from associating herself with Julia. Hopefully she can bow out gracefully and move on. And I think they call her mom Snowflake because she calls herself that. I think she's white, and Meghan's father is Indian. Even though Meghan is mega rich, it seems like she has a good, sensible family and has been raised to carry herself with a modicum of class and discretion.

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  28. THE POSE coming out of the train. My GOD. This guy is the worst. I'm pretty sure he is a decoy gay programmed by homophobic conservatives to make everyone hate homosexuals (would explain him hanging out with Mary, at the very least).

    Nothing says GLAMOR, FASHION AND STYLE like shopping in...Connecticut?

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  29. Meghan is definitely a rich girl but I'm pretty sure that the reason she doesn't post content is because she is embarrassed by NS (which she sunk money into). She has mentioned several times that she doesn't want to post about her private life too much and she is obviously obsessed with her reputation (the rep ruiner website, etc.). I don't think it has anything to do with a lack of work ethic but more just because she has, you know, ETHICS and foresight that this NS gig isn't the best idea.

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  30. In The Know: Meghan calls her Snowflake as well. I think it is her nickname.

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  31. I dont understand what the point of attacking Mary's recent posts are. They are pretty innocuous...and they dont set the gay movement back, jesus christ.

    I like coming here when there is SOMETHING to talk about. But to gripe just to gripe?

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  32. the PHOTOS set the gay movement back. he is like the epitome of a mincing gay queen (and i say this as someone who likes mincing gay queens).

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  33. I think that's a little harsh, anon 10:36. He's free to be "gay fabulous" in my book. We all have that freedom in life.

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  34. okay, i take that back. he's gay fabulous (in an old school way). how's that?

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  35. Suggested to report above poster to livejasmin affiliate program as I'm pretty sure they're anti-spamming (as with most). Or just delete the comment. ;)

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  36. Alan Jacksons BulgeMarch 9, 2009 at 11:11 AM

    Adrien is what the site needs IMO...someone actually different and amusing (and a raging queen to boot!). Megan is sweet but to be totally honest, I don't think I've clicked on her portion of the site in over a week or so, and I would literally be shocked if there were more than 5 posts since then. If you want page views you need someone a little more fascinating than the Ben Stein of the blogosphere. Sweet she is, but growing up in a multi million dollar house doesn't guarantee you are interesting - It just means your sheets had a high thread count and you've probably been to Disneyland a few times. She plays it too "safe", which is probably smart on her part since she is so concerned with her rep, but I'd rather hunt for lint balls than read her blog. Team Adrien!

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  37. yeah, i don't see why megan couldn't be behind the scenes if she's so uncomfortable? adrien could be the new contributor and megan could come in for an occasional TMI episode or cover the apple keynotes and that's it. she obviously isn't cut out for the "limelight"

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  38. chescaleigh, are you actually suggesting ways for Nonsociety to survive? I can't wait for it to fold! I doubt Adrien would attach himself to this rapidly sinking ship. It's obvious Nonsociety is about be Nonentity. Meghan is bailing, Mary is couch hopping until she figures out what to do next and Julia has resorted to being TV news filler - a job she admitted she hated right before NS launched and she thought she was going to be the next Bravo star.

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  39. yeah, i guess i am. in the beginning i did want the site to do well. i liked the idea and thought it could work. see, i'm a blogger/graphic designer and i also make youtube videos so this was the type of project that i could see myself being involved. but as we all know it was a nosedive from the beginning and the rest is history.

    but i don't think it's impossible for it to succeed. they could turn it around if they really wanted to. the issue is, these girls just don't have any work ethic or the integrity to do it the right way. don't get me wrong, i enjoy laughing at them with the rest of you but i still feel kinda bad for megan. and i while i can't stand mary, at least she's trying. screw julia, they should kick her out all together. she's just a lost cause.

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  40. is not someone going to root for Team Julia?

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  41. russian girl has a blog!?!? i just found out from loren's twitter

    http://russiangirl.tumblr.com

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  42. ^ If they haven't by now, my guess is no. Gay alien aside, Julia is still the most insufferable.

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  43. anon at 11:54 -- i think that's a fake blog. those are just reposts of things russian girl has written here.

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  44. HeadbandsAreMyLifeMarch 9, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    Is it just me, or does Madame Adrien look like he's got a mullet in that first pic?

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  45. Adrien is well connected to many PR, fashion, media, design people. NS and Mary is wise to stay connected. Seriously, Adrien and Mary could create their own venture and get double the "unique" site visits in the first week. I'm quite sure of this. Mary is on her way to getting a broadcasting gig of some sort. She'll be offered something. She's got decent, not yet refined, on camera reporting skills for lifestyle reports (think E, Access, Extra). And she's getting her photos done today in New Canaan...she needs new headshots for an agent, perhaps? She should work herself out of the NS project and make a break. Adrien should go with her.

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  46. Oh the Mary Love, Mary Sweet???

    broadcasting gig??? ha! People, that would mean work, real work. She will be offered nothing.

    All the 13 year old wishing in the world is not going to make Julia and Meghan go away while Meghan's father and Julia's name keeps floating Mary along.

    Mary is so talented and polished [?] yeah, tell it to her first two careers. She hasn't run from NS cuz she has nothing to run to. She is a designer that sort of designed ONE BAG. Her television debut lasted longer than that, that would be TWO EPISODES.

    Look, stop comparing her to J and M and you have a girl who thinks anything she takes a picture of is interesting. Wow, the starbucks in New Canaan looks like the Starbucks in Chicago, who knew? Unfortunately, her association with Julia has convinced her that all these pictures of her are fascinating. They're not.

    Adrien and Mary, teaming up for a venture? Of what, endless pictures of themselves and cute little shots of them watching tv and kissy face photos while they continue to point out what they are wearing?

    This is not interesting. If Mary really wanted to lifecast, she would actually have to say more than this scarf is from my mother's store, and I am wearing my YSL Mary Jane's.

    I agree with comment that Meghan is purposely not blogging because she is embarrassed. I also believe her father put up the money so it is not easy for her to walk away.

    But for the love of anything, please stop fixating how Mary is the salvation to NS and how she and adrien could be so successfull as the new NS. Baugher was right her coverage of fashion shows sucked, and besides, how does covering two fashion shows a year become a 'lifecast'

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  47. It's a difference of opinion Anon 1:23. There's really no need to get nasty over my short comments. I find Mary insufferable and she certainly wouldn't be someon that I'd look up to. However, she would do well, on her own, in a different venue. I'm sorry, she would. I'm not fixated on Mary and the next time she writes one of her vapid, illinformed, naive political comments, I'll be the first to jump down her throat.

    Get an attitude adjustement, anon!

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  48. We've had the "who's more insufferable" debate many times and we all have differing opinions - can we please stop attacking one another and focus on the fact that Mary is washing, oops, I mean "warming" her feet in a bathroom sink? Just another demonstration of class and decorum from our favorite high society Texas deb.

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  49. Mary, it will be hard for you to attract a real steady husband-type boyfriend, like those we see in the photos of those back yard BBQs, because most straight men don't want to hang with a bunch of mincing queens.

    Not that we have anything against them, but we'd rather play cards and go to the ball game with people we can relate to, and Adrien is not one of them.

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  50. The feet get cold and smelly from wearing those hardcore YSLs all the time! No, seriously, I don't really care about her sink usage only because I'd probably do the same in a pinch. Hopefully she asked permission and cleaned the sink afterwards.

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  51. How is Megan's father and Julia's name floating her along? The girl is homeless and commuting from NC. I have twice the respect for Mary than I do for Meghan, who ran away.

    She's just barely 26 years old. Who can say they've had ONE career by 26? It's hardly her fault that a reality TV show that was scheduled for the dead of summer was canceled. I've never been cast in a reality tv show. Have you? And while she may not sell a ton of them, and her design wasn't exactly revolutionary, she still created something that had nothing to do with Julia and Meghan. Do i think she's a smart business person? Nope. But I think she could be merely because she doesn't seem afraid to do the work required to get there.

    Mary, out of the three have them, has the biggest excuse to not lifecast - she's couch surfing and basically without income. If she were so spoiled, her parents would have set her up in an apartment like Julia and Meghan's parents did. Say what you want about Mary, but she works. She tries. It may not be the most scintilating content, but it's content that is relevant to her assigned channel. And she was proactive enough to go find someone to help contribute to her channel. The other two didn't do that. Julia has been using NS to promote HER since it began. Mary hasn't been doing that.

    Mary has been the only one of the three who's shown any attempt to improve and take initiative.

    While I don't think Mary has a shot in hell of being any kind of television hostess, she certainly has the work ethic and discipline to create an online presence of her own.

    Your rant is reminiscent of the way too invested/borderline stalking that Scary Mary writes on her blog:

    http://maryrambin.blogspot.com/2009/02/so-i-have-been-meaning-to-get-around-to.html

    That one needs to be restrained and medicated. Mary is not her en-emm-my as she says. Mary doesn't care that she exists.

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  52. Why do people think the Ashas are investors? I mean, besides the fact that they have money, why do we think that?
    I think someone posted that once, as a total guess, and the telephone-game nature of the internet has turned it into a "fact" a few months later.

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  53. a question..

    Who buys a goo d pair of dress shoes nd than ruins them by wearing them without socks?

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  54. Meghan Asha was sole investor

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  55. Total Jing

    uhm, adjust your own attitude.

    "However, she would do well, on her own, in a different venue. I'm sorry, she would."

    Well, like I said, her first two careers would so disagree.

    and keep your feet out of my sink, thank you.

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  56. anon 215.
    Just saying that doesn't make it true.... How do you know?

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  57. 2:12

    Yes, my rant is borderline-stalking,
    and yours is just normal day to day commenting.

    Ha.

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  58. Meghanaise is definitely a spoiled brat. It comes through in her entire demeanor, even in the way she pretends to be too good for Julia.

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  59. While I am loathe to promote rumors on this site and have often campaigned for people making it clear what's fact vs. what's rumor; I will share that several people close to the source seem to have suggested that M.A. invested money. It wasn't just one prediction, many have tipped that it's fact.

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  60. tj,
    hmmm. ok, i guess.

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  61. Total Jing, I think you're absolutely right. A lot of the reason I believe Meghan doesn't produce especially great content is because, in a way, she doesn't feel like she has to. She's financing the project, so it gives her some wiggle room that Julia and Mary don't have. Does anyone really think Julia would put up with such lackluster, infrequent content if Meghan were just some random friend, and not their investor?

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  62. Julia's twitter:

    "...I always thought we were in this together..."

    Could it be? Lord please? Is it? Is this the day Meg quits?

    Or maybe i';m reading too much into a twitter, which is a nearly worthless communication tool (i liked it better when it was called text messaging) which julia further downgrades by never using specifics.

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  63. Anon 2:41: We can only cross our fingers!

    I'm curious about the logistics of Meghan pulling out. Did she invest in exchange for equity? Will she pull out all of her money so that the site, and the girls, will pretty much go into the red overnight? Hmmm.

    SCHAUDENFREUDE, people!!!

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  64. Yes, IMHO, Meghanaise is actually the worst of the three! As CEO, she needs to stand and deliver, not run away to SF and proceed to make her blog even more boring. Here is how it breaks down:

    Mary - adaptable to change, mildly interesting, could go somewhere with a team of good writers and a real producer.

    Julia - entertaining in the worst way possible, but at least entertaining.

    Meghan - what? Nothing. She supplied the money and forgot to deliver the leadership. It might be hard to stand-up to Julia, but, if you want NS to survive, you have to! Julia needs control and structure - she actually thrives under it as her best work was done while in a more stable living arrangement. Do your job, let NS deliver at least one amusing TMI before its demise. That will do a lot more for your precious "rep" than hiding out in the valley fearing failure.

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  65. @Anon 2:41 PM

    Julia is probably just talking to her last 11PM date.

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  66. Internet Snark MachineMarch 9, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    I'm here to contribute to the downfall of all three of these morons. Maybe some of you have watched them for so long you've become immune to their horrors.

    NonSociety needs to go away. Julia Allison needs to leave Manhattan. I never want to see any of them on my TV or my internet again.

    That is all.

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  67. Amen to that.
    And I bet life without them will be like moving out of shitty university accommodation - after two days you don't even remember how it was, let alone miss it.

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  68. Mary -even I'm bored with myself RambinMarch 9, 2009 at 7:38 PM

    But Mary is soooo interesting, please don't make her go away. I love her.

    How will I get through my life without the head to YSL?

    How will I know what starbucks looks like?

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