Sunday, March 22, 2009

Yulia: G'morning!!!!!

Awake at 7:26 am on a Sunday morning. Can't say this happens often! Off to MSNBC in an hour.
20 minutes ago from web

OMG, I up too!

I feed the chickens and pick up pig poop and give the goats the anal exam thing. What you do?

Oh yeah, you probably go on talk show with too much makeup and bray about something that makes my fox Ivan's ears bleed.

You so predictable, Poofy.

51 comments:

  1. But she's working and working hard, RG! And not for some measly $50-large!

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  2. anyone else notice how neither Mary or JA have posted since Friday? Could this be a blog post standoff in response to JA forcing Mary to delete the post on the Baugher meet up?

    It's very suspicious!

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  3. Has Britney had another underwear meltdown the world is just dying to know about? Or is she going to "explain" twitter to everyone who already knows what it is again? I guess we'll find out when she posts the video to her blog. It's amazing she always finds the time to do that isn't it, given her overall lack of work ethic? Can't miss that opportunity to show herself on tv again!

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  4. I am cringing at her excessive and incessant tweeting to Ashton Kutcher. She doesn't seem to get that he is completely ignoring her.

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  5. @johncmayer - sorry! I would have defended you on MSNBC, but you didn't reply to my tweet! There's still time before the 11:30 segment. ;)
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    Wow. Just wow.

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  6. anyone else notice that ashton is following MA... interesting.

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  7. She's blackmailing @johncmayer? I know she's just being "cute" but I agree with Dahling; wow, just wow!

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  8. Ashton follows MA because MA participated in Ashton's "reality web show contest" at Sundance Film Festival this past year. They used Twitter throughout the contest to communicate.

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  9. AHHH SHES ON MY TV RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

    i feel violated.

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  10. why is she talking about john mayer and jen. anniston's relationship on national television? the internet cant talk about her dating life but its ok for her to get paid to do it on TELEVISION???

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  11. When you do not need them, when they get in your way..

    YOU Call The Bray Team..

    Julia what The Fuck am I doing Allison Baugher, Meghan the bland Mayonaise on toast Asha, and ??

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  12. Funny that she was twitstalking mayer for a quote (guarantee if he'd responded at all, there'd be NO mention of her initial inquiry when she relayed the story, it'd just be presented as if they tweet each other all the time and are friends) when just a month or so ago she was ready to put some nonsense about wanting a hug from Jen Aniston in her bio, and talks about her often enough that you wonder if she wants to be her (the kevin rose wanting to marry her thing probably didn't help that either). So sad.

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  13. why is she wearing a ring on her wedding finger?

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  14. http://gawker.com/5173047/julia-allison-bores-everyone-she-meets

    elohel

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  15. antderosa: @johncmayer, stay far, far away from @juliaallison. trust me on this one

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  16. And antderosa is a journalist and frequent "guest" at the same functions Yoolia attends. Ha!

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  17. Another journalist twitters:
    jryanlaw @AmandaCarpenter hope it won't be about @johncmayer like @juliaallison...why is MSNBC reporting on a Star mag story that seems obv false?

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  18. Isn't it funny how Julia is back to the same gossip-beat that she has always derided and has been so happy to move on from (at the beginning of NS)?

    Such a joke. She is full of bull.

    GET A LIFE JULIA! YOU DO NOTHING FOR A LIVING!

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  19. Guys check out this "fake" twitter site. I think we should post the best ones about jackles:
    http://fake-twitter.com/status/yzvpi3mr6hask5dw88/

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  20. so, julia allison now has a second twitter: @julia. also, she's updated her bio from being "just a nice dork with a strange career" to "julia allison!" cos, you know, she is like totes reaching CELEBRITY STAT-US! this is srsly julia allison's twitter, all y'all lame ass nobodies! JULIA ALLISON! she really has a twitter! OMG, we get to learn all about how FABULOUS she is!

    oh wait, that's right, she is a MICRO celebrity, not someone whose twitter bio is worthy of exclamation. but don't worry, julia. you go on pretending that you're among the likes of ashton, demi, et al. i recommend blowjobs if you want to get anywhere beyond this lowbrow MSNBC gossip shit. that's "sloppy third base" to you. lick it up, baby. lick it up!

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  21. also, let's all send up a special prayer to the gods that nonsociety is, in fact, going under. one indication may be that the twitter now links to her portal page rather than her "lifecast."

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  22. http://fake-twitter.com/status/cyjfqi3nphehse6migg/

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  23. http://fake-twitter.com/status/c9pkzi8as83e3czmsic/

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  24. Jake reunion! At least in my mind.

    http://www.1938media.com/jake-and-julia-the-reunion/

    My poor fucking wife.

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  25. The gawker post had me wondering how long it took JABA doing her mirror poses to figure out that if she put her hand behind her head just so, she could flash her "jill" tatoo. Maybe that's what she uses the giant teddy for; a stand-in while she's perfecting camera angles.

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  26. ms. bojankles said...

    "Why is she talking about john mayer and jen. anniston's relationship on national television? the internet cant talk about her dating life but its ok for her to get paid to do it on TELEVISION???"

    Julia Allison's shameless hypocricy (or as she calls it, "inconsistency"), you know no bounds.

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  27. What does 1938 do aside from making JA videos? They're very funny, but that can't be the whole point of the site, can it?

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  28. Toolia convinced Twitter to give her the @nonsociety Twitter account and take it from RBNS:

    @NOTnonsociety So the NS twits complained to Twitter and got our Twitter name changed. Twitter claims we were violating their TOS.
    about 2 hours ago from web

    Toolia (or someone) logged into @nonsociety whilst she was doing her spiel at MSNBC:

    @AriMelber: @nonsociety Digital ettiquite -- found this twitter account signed in at 30 Rock green room, and logged it out.
    about 8 hours ago from web ·

    I had some sympathy for Toolia after her pathetic "no makeup, RBNS hates me" confessional video. But no more, she's just a tool.

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  29. wow that's lame. RBNS righfully claimed twitter added gets killed because of her oversight and angst?!

    also, melissa.. 1938's content is typically irrelvant to JA. She's been subject of posts when they involved Loren directly, rarely otherwise except for him to state an opinion on her, and the puppet thing was a one-off that a lot of people happened to like.

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  30. can someone from RBNS confirm this?

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  31. She also announced that she has @julia too. That was someone else's twitter not even a week ago.

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  32. It's true. I have asked RBNS to post something on it.

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  33. More fun Julia stuff from Loren: http://www.1938media.com/jake-and-julia-the-reunion/

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  34. If her failure to secure the twitter name for her company isn't THE REASON why she shouldn't be on TV (or anywhere, for that matter) talking about the service, or even web 2.0ver, I don't know what is.

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  35. Gwyneth's Inner AspectMarch 22, 2009 at 8:28 PM

    http://fake-twitter.com/status/w4n68mmjhc2fs7v96gqu/

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  36. I love Loren and all but could someone from RBNS be a point person readers can contact to submit relevant videos and articles? Some of them would make great posts. This blog is starting to become a little spamalicious with the multiple gawker postings and 1938 postings and scary mary link postings and follow up anonymous comments raving about said postings. Muchos gracias.

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  37. anony-bitcher 8:30 why can't you just scroll on past them? high fucking maintenance. i think most of us enjoy the referral links, unless is not related to NS it's not spam.

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  38. In a rather interesting turn of events, which a commenter noted above, a journalist from Politico stumbled upon the open @nonsociety account in the green room of MSNBC this morning and closed it.

    @AriMelber: @nonsociety Digital ettiquite -- found this twitter account signed in at 30 Rock green room, and logged it out.
    about 8 hours ago from web ·

    Looks like she had it shut down and logged in immediately to clean it up between segments.

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  39. how is that legally possible? also how is it legally possible for her to get @julia? whos dick did she suck behind the green screen now?

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  40. 8:30

    The are two email address above, one to RBNS and the other to Jacy and/or Russian Girl. I've emailed both accounts and received responses within an hour or so.

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  41. Princess HappycakesMarch 22, 2009 at 8:41 PM

    She took the twitter? why is she so obsessed? people that give their "haters" more attention & thought than their "fans" or actual readers always amaze me.

    you dont pay attention to voices that you dont think matter or are of no interest to you. duh. why do you think John Mayer, Ashton Kutcher,ext. dont respond to her?

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  42. who owns/founded twitter? i.e. which young tech guy did she bang?

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  43. One post about an NS related story is sufficient. If people want site visitors they should pay for Google AdSense.

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  44. LOVE that J Mayer has been twittering for quite awhile after her request. He didn't manage to get back to her with a quote for publicity purposes, but DID manage to retweet/respond to someone he doesn't happen to be following that left him a few tweets about something completely random. Sorry Jules, maybe he just wasn't that into you.

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  45. also...welcome to who is sure to be our newest reader/commenter:

    the previous owner of @julia

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  46. Obviously JA is trying everything in the book to silence her critics, from her late night video and followup blog post attacking her critics, to appealing to Tumblr/Karp to silence her critics on tumblr, to appealing to Twitter to fix *her* mistake of not having enough professional sense and foresight to register her own company name on the platform.

    Also, I wonder if someone was kicked off for her to get the @julia username. And why does she have two usernames? Does twitter policy prohibit that?

    Based on Twitter's TOS I don't see how @nonsociety violated any part of it. What am I missing?
    http://twitter.com/terms

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  47. Is she changing her brand to Just Julia so she can avoid any awkward conversation when guys she dates google her? Is she ditching her last name for a particular reason?

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  48. Gwyneth's Inner AspectMarch 22, 2009 at 8:52 PM

    @ Anon 9:51

    that is exactly why

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  49. Anon 8:45 Agreed. And then people reply to it. So what?

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  50. ok guys. i am on twitter.com/notnonsociety and it keeps saying whenever i click on any of the people they are following

    "admin.twitter.com

    The server admin.twitter.com at Access - Employees Only requires a username and password."

    then it has a place you can fill in your employee nam and password

    i'm getting proof right now

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  51. Never mind about my question about twitter's TOS. Although it's not stated in their TOS specifically the most recent post on RBNS explains twitter's position behind snatching the username from RBNS and giving it to Julia.
    --ineff.

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