Thursday, March 26, 2009

A Rare Moment of Optimism




Oh thank the stars above. It appears my prayers have been answered. Mother and Father will be so pleased, as will the exorcist we've had waiting in the wings. It appears Julia is, in fact, capable of the odd act of discretion.

On Mar 26, 2009, at 8:45 PM, Kate Jabs wrote:

Hi Julia

Did Kevin Rose go with you to get your tattoo?
Thanks Kate

From: Julia Allison <julia@nonsociety.com>
To: Kate Jabs
Sent: Thursday, March 26, 2009 7:57:11 PM
Subject: Re: Tattoo Video

I'm sorry, that's private. I'm sure you understand.

46 comments:

  1. Why are you publishing this? Seriously? If the woman wants to be discreet about this particular thing, let's let her. There's more than to dish on in the things she's made public. This post strikes me as sort of sleazy.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Umm, Julia made the Kevin-directed tattoo video public, so ?

    ReplyDelete
  3. 9:43,

    I'm sorry but you've found your way to the wrong blog. We are not discrete about anything.

    Yours,
    Kate Jabs

    ReplyDelete
  4. This is neither here nor there, but videotaping something doesn't make you the director.

    Film school rears its ugly head.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Brother Britt is back! Woot.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Brother Britt looks very handsome in that photo.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Oh will the Puritans never learn? Aside from that, Brother Britt is praising Sister Julia. LET US REJOICE!

    KEVIN ROSE, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JULIA KEPT A SECRET PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, FUCKING KEVIN ROSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT HAS A CAMERA ON ME 24/7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    KEVIN ROSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11 DATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOWN THERE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ReplyDelete
  8. Don't get me wrong, I'm loathe Julia and I frequent this blog. I just think this particular post is tacky. It's a private email exchange in which she says she'd like to keep a matter private. Maybe it's just me but I'm from the Baugher school of keeping private exchanges private. That's one of the things I loathe about Julia, actually - her propensity to publicize them.
    -Anon 9:43

    ReplyDelete
  9. Anon: She responded to someone KNOWING that person is a frequent commenter on this blog. Has she heard of NOT replying?

    She likes the attention. She posted this video knowing people would know it was him. She answers e-mails to strangers knowing they'll get forwarded here or to Gawker. She wants it to happen.

    ReplyDelete
  10. She knew the person was an RBNS reader? If so I guess you're right and it's fair game.

    ReplyDelete
  11. For the record, Julia knows that I'm a frequent commenter on this blog. I've emailed her 3 times previously and gave her my RBNS handle.

    ReplyDelete
  12. From the subject line of one of my emails:

    Message Header Information
    Compact Header |Full Message View|
    Hi...This is Total Jing from RBNS
    ...
    Kate Jabs totaljing@yahoo.com

    ReplyDelete
  13. "oh, tee hee... it's private. i mean, it's NOT KEVIN ROSE!!! I WASN"T HANGING OUT WITH KEVIN ROSE!!! let's just say that hypothetically, if i WAS HANGING OUT WITH KEVIN ROSE, then i would have him film my tattoo video, however I certainly wasn't hanging out with Kevin Rose and then tweeting about orgasms, oh noesies, i wasn't. Must respect Kevin Rose's privacy and all. But if I were hanging out with Kevin Rose, I certainly would think of a manipulative way in which I could leak it to the public, just like last time when I emailed Gawker to tip them I was sleeping with Ben Levanthal, who seemed embarrassed to admit publicly that we were hanging out."

    ReplyDelete
  14. Maybe Rose made our lady of broken confidences sign some sort of NDA before he picked up the camera, or maybe Julia's trying not to piss Rose off, to make him actually believe that she won't bray about absolutely everything, especially a minor celebrity who has genuinely accomplished something taking a video of Poofy defacing her body? Either way, Jackles will be braying about this in a couple of weeks. She simply can't help herself, and she is incapable of change, no matter how many times she alters her surname.

    ReplyDelete
  15. does kevin rose have a whole leg full of tattoos? Because the camera guy in the tattoo video tells JA, "It's not so bad, i've got a whole leg of them."

    ReplyDelete
  16. My conspiratorial mind is out of control tonight, but I wonder if this was a retaliatory thing towards Shira, another Rose ex who said something that seemed aimed at her this week. Someone posted it in an earlier thread today, but she did seem to be taking a swipe at her. And Shira would know KR's voice.

    Again ... I have no idea what I am talking about. I just know that JA often uses her blog to settle personal scores, and usually has ulterior motives.

    ReplyDelete
  17. The exorcist!! Bwahahahaha!

    Wish we could hear from the family exorcist!

    ReplyDelete
  18. Oh Jesus! Perhaps the family exorcist will write a post!

    ReplyDelete
  19. it is kevin, you can see him in the mirror somewhere around 3:25. he laughs and the camera lifts up

    ReplyDelete
  20. There is absolutley nothing private when it comes to Julia Allison.

    Get that straight.

    She has invited all the scrutiny she now says she doesn't want.

    She had the jakob and julia blog. And if she thinks that when she ended that, it SHOULD end talk on the web, well, that's how little she understands the web.

    I could give two shits whether she hung with Kevin Rose. He's one of the handful of socially-retarded, business-dumb, idiot-savants who has learned enough computer code to have his idea blown way out of proportion into a billion-dollar concern. I'm jealous, of course. As is everyone who's ever had a million idea who didn't act on it.

    But I guarrantee you: Kevin Rose's days of innovations are over. He does not have another groundbreaking idea up his sleeve. He has new fenders, and new ribbons, to hang off the car. He does not have a new carf idea.

    And his days as a Captain of New Industry are numbered. He is over his head. As are most of julia Allison's obesseion's. Nice pecs, tho, Rose. Keep doing push-ups.

    Julia may fuck him. She may not. Who cares? She has no original ideas. And never has.( Play that fucking xylophone theme song for me fatty!)

    ReplyDelete
  21. Who the fuck is Kevin Rose?

    ReplyDelete
  22. I love how she says "it's private; I'm sure you understand" as though anything in her life is ever private. This is just about pissing someone off, a Rose ex, I'm sure, or trying to get it out there that she was hanging with him. There is always an under-handed reason behind almost everything she does.

    ReplyDelete
  23. ...and RBNS gave her exactly what she wanted.

    ReplyDelete
  24. Look, you're all correct. Nothing in her life can be private because she loves attention and to imply things...it turns her on and feeds her ego. However, the "it's none of your business" crap is the closest thing she can post in order to both say "yes, it's him" and, at the same time, 'not say anything at all'...*technically*, that is.

    I understand her fascination with Elle Woods...the girl fancies herself this clever lawyer (whatever she thinks law is, although she should have a good idea, being that her father is one).

    In any case, she's being political...diplomatic..."clever". Yes, it was him and yes, she never disclosed it.

    xo
    mara

    ReplyDelete
  25. Mara: Too true. If she really wanted it to remain private she would have just not responded. She basically said "yes."

    I'm beginning to think we should all just stop. fucking. paying. attention. We are giving her exactly what she wants. She contributes absolutely nothing of value to the universe. If everyone stops talking about her, she will fade away, because she's got no talent and nothing to say that is relevant or interesting.

    I personally don't give a shit who she fucks. She will end up marrying some rich douchbag because that's what women like her do. Good for her. I'm tired of it.

    ReplyDelete
  26. In my humble opinion, asking her outright was well-intentioned but futile.

    J-Baugh is many things - spoiled, deluded, narcissistic, self-involved, tone-deaf (figuratively if not literally), entitled, exploitative, cold-blooded, grasping, retaliatory and self-serving.

    I've never thought of her as stupid. That's what makes her so scary.

    ReplyDelete
  27. She wishes it was KR. It was an intern.

    ReplyDelete
  28. twitter lewlz.

    "I own 47 domain names on GoDaddy - too many! Anyone want to take JuliaandJake.com or JuliaandJakob.com off my hands? No? No takers? Oh well.
    about 8 hours ago from web"

    1. Sad enough to own 47 (probably equally narcissistically-driven or close) domains, then to publicly admit it . . . .
    2. Yeah, stop name-dropping Jakob. Really. It's over, much as it was forever ago... so you can stop now.

    "MSNBC called just now for me to do two segments on Saturday morning about Madonna. Does Madonna have a twitter? No? Then I'll have to pass.
    about 8 hours ago from web"

    MSNBC is one of few stations actually putting you on-air. Do you really think it's smart to potentially burn bridges at another place you're lucky will have you when you just got the boot @ TONY? Yes? Well, that's why you're you.

    P.S., I don't think this will make Ev W. like you more, Twitter isn't particularly in dire need of your "brand" (c wut i did thar jules yo?) of bray-of-mouth stuplicity (see, stupid and publicity, kinda like "twreak-ups"! BLERG).

    ReplyDelete
  29. 12:54AM She had to let them know she is no longer affiliated with TONY so they actually rescinded the offer for her to appear. Woops! She how cleverly she spinned that.

    ReplyDelete
  30. Little J,
    You ever seen someone on coke?
    You live in Iowa?
    You ever have to listen to someone prattle one while they rode out s cheap-coke high?
    You ever look in someone's eyes who's fucked up on coke?
    The coke/speed/ephedra speculation may indeed offend your delicate sensibilities.
    But it's not coming out of nowhere.
    It's coming as an explanation for her manic rants and sleepless behavior.

    Get it?

    ReplyDelete
  31. Except that refusing to answer the question pretty much amounts to a 'yes'. Hardly discrete.

    ReplyDelete
  32. Look, people who stay up all night talking to themselves fall into a very few categories.

    Those who are coked up, whether on cocaine, diet pills, booze, or whatever.

    And those who are disturbed.

    There are very few uncomplicated insomniacs.

    ReplyDelete
  33. She got her tattoo on March 11th before SXSW. If they hooked-up she must be pissed that he completely ignored her at SXSW. He did not spend any time with JA and was frequently seen with Sarah Meyer.

    ReplyDelete
  34. ... and with that, this one is off to bed.

    ReplyDelete
  35. I said she doesn't do coke but I never said she wasn't a complicated hot mess.

    ReplyDelete
  36. ummm, no ofense but


    WHO THE F*** IS KEVIN ROSE?

    ReplyDelete
  37. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Kevin+Rose

    ReplyDelete
  38. Anon 1:20 -- To use the tool of Ben Leventhal:

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=kevin+rose

    ReplyDelete
  39. Can someone please do up a timeline of all these geek-boys Toolia has hooked up with?
    I am straining my little brain trying to keep up.

    Yes, I am pathetic, thank you v much.

    But hey, at least I don't film my own "Breaking News about Myself" talking head videos at 4am and post them on the Internet.

    ReplyDelete
  40. Jeez, TJ, is that your real name? Because this is coming up second in a Google search for that name, and I can't imagine that's what you'd want people to see when they searched you.

    ReplyDelete
  41. Yeah, Rose is just another dumb fuck 2.0 moron like Karp. In other words, totes Jackles' type. The end.

    ReplyDelete
  42. Or maybe its not kevin rose (I haven't seen the video, and barely know who Kevin Rose is, so please excuse my ignorance if it is indeed him) but julia doesn't want to deny it, she wants people to believe it is him.

    ReplyDelete
  43. Not my real name. Kate is my first name but my last name is something else.

    ReplyDelete
  44. RE Bunny Bingo: That recent interview where Jackles says she didn't f*ck her way to the middle is a classic. She has absolutely no reason to be associated with the tech world in any way whatsoever except insofar as she dressed up in slutty outfits and stalked "founders" at various tech conventions in her persona of blogger/dating columnist. She dated a few of them, etc., and now markets herself as the one who invented it all. So, ya, Jackles, whatevs.

    ReplyDelete
  45. Also funny is the way she right away jumps to the conclusion that 'fucking her way to the middle' is naturally implied and jumps to squash the notion. Of course, this wouldn't have ANYTHING to do with her behavior, right? In reality she's just being semantic. She doesn't fuck her way to the middle, she only gives the indication that she might through her provocative behavior. She gets dumped/ignored when that proves to be false.

    ReplyDelete