Thursday, March 12, 2009

Julia's Twitter Followers: Big Fans of The Tat

HeyThereKiller: @juliaallison So you mean you aren't a spokeslady for Long Island University?

patricec: @juliaallison great msg but in nyc you got Long Island University tatted on your wrist. Abbreviations don't always work, boo

JessApril: @juliaallison Yeahhhhhh...so all the girls in my office are convinced it looks like LFU

meredithmo: @juliaallison Also stands for Long Island University. Why did you choose initials over words?

rbillow: @juliaallison Elly thought it said Lilly! Hahahaha

ambilevous: @juliaallison darn, and here i was thinking that long island university was finally getting some respect

chandlerar: @juliaallison you're a pig

28 comments:

  1. Regrettable decision #948 for our dear Julia Baugher. Unfortunately, this one's a little harder to reverse than clip-on bangs. I find is surprising that the girl who can't even find the guts to update her wardrobe from college, change her hairstyle or even dye her hair red got such a permanent body change. Impulse control and Julia Allison - two things that do not mesh.

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  2. I slept with town drunk and wake with this tatoo that says Julia Allison..

    who Julia Allison?

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  3. OMG!! This tat is pure comedy gold. The gift that never stops. Viva Long Island U!

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  4. This series of twits just made my day. Poor girl must be fuming over the relentless mockery.

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  5. said it before, I'll say it again. she doesn't see it as permanent bc it can be lasered off. fact. because there's no way such a prissy girly girl would get such an obviously placed tattoo without a backup plan.

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  6. in fact I'm willing to bet she got it done with the kind of ink that is "reversible" or more susceptible to laser removal.

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  7. chandlerar: @juliaallison you're a pig

    Wow. Ouch.

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  8. It just goes to show that she doesn't have close enough friends to bounce this tattoo idea off of and maybe lead her to tweak her original idea. Kind of sad really.

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  9. Dear Jules,

    There are few things in life having a 80's era "slap bracelet" can fix. This unfortunate tattoo is one of those things. Luckily, we at RBNS have found *the* perfect one for YOU!

    http://tinyurl.com/athhx9

    Don't worry, I have 30 set aside for your 2010 Bi-Costal Birthday Bonanza!

    Love,
    JON

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  10. Can we talk about how she MENTORED college students for TWO HOURS over the weekend? Then she lost their email addresses. Oops!

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  11. Let us go the vault and find out what is in the stalker's closet:

    http://stylebymaryrambin.com/post/33291429

    On the plane ride home, I actually had a dream in which I emailed Julia to ask if she and Kevin Rose were on good terms so I could email him to tell him how much I enjoyed Diggnation . Maybe I should just email Alex, I love his banter and interjections. Plus, he uses a PC. Tonight I asked her if I could borrow an old sweatshirt to wear home and not freeze my ass off. Ironically, what did she hand me…..Kevin’s hoodie. (She doesn’t own many sweatshirts.) Laughter and photoshoot ensued. (Comfy hoodie by American Apparel)

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  12. I thought Kevin said he and Julia only went out once. Am I mistaken?

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  13. cupcakes and botox for allMarch 12, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    she should be twitter-bombed with 'Jill' tweets. "hi Jill!"
    "let's meet at the LIU cafe, Jill!"
    "eaten any good cupcakes lately, Jill?"

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  14. @Anon 4:52PM

    Ya, she has like, three loyal readers, and she cannot be bothered with properly recording their email addresses! Don't worry readers, just recontact her:

    jill@nonsociety.com

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  15. IDK, my BFF Jill?

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  16. Does anyone here subscribe to the 1938 media posts? I was curious what this was about. Maybe it's nothing.
    http://www.1938media.com/my-last-sxsw-i-met-julia-allison/

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  17. Jacy, can you do a post on all the creepy-crawly old men that write Julia back on Twitter? I think that covers about 50% of her fanbase there.

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  18. Now now if there were now old men pervs JA would not have a twitter audience :)

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  19. @Anon 5:23 - Twitter? Seriously, I think pervy old men are at least half of Julia's audience, period.

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  20. I cannot fucking believe she lost her mentee's email addresses. I used to supervise a mentoring program and if one of the mentors did something that stupid, we'd certainly be having a talk. Also, WTF, with saying "I mentored for 2 hours." GOD, Julia. People doing a Mitzvah (charity, act of kindness, giving) don't take notes on how many hours it took. 2 fucking hours!!!

    Jill must be so tired. I hope she gets a good night's rest at her LIU dorm.

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  21. I love it. LIU college student Jill is Julia in a parallel universe that would exist had she not been a spoiled brat brought up on her parents' favors. I mean... Julia does love to mention that movie Sliding Doors...

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  22. I just went to the Denmark conference site she linked on NS. Looks very amateurish and inane, but maybe something is lost in the translation. The blurb about her is pretty funny.

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  23. Can you share the link? I went to Jill's "Lifecast" but failed to find it.

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  24. And the downward spiral continues. Requiem for a twit...

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  25. I find this sequence of tweets quite funny, actually:

    juliaallison: "No man could last more than 24 hours in your apartment."
    about 4 hours ago from web

    GROCERYBAG: @juliaallison is that a challenge?
    about 4 hours ago from web

    chandlerar: @juliaallison you're a pig
    about 4 hours ago from TwitterBerry (look who's talking)

    RichardBPenn: @juliaallison What about Paul Janka? about 4 hours ago from web

    AtariCoolKids: @juliaallison WHAT! I could no problem just make sure I have a bowl of sun flowers seeds a Tv guide and 6 take out menus!

    thatgirlallison: @juliaallison - I have the same problem! about 3 hours ago from web

    agria: @juliaallison www.liu.edu -- Long Island University -- go Blackbirds!!!
    about 3 hours ago from web (lovin' it!!!)

    and, oh well, THAT one:

    shiralazar: @juliaallison holla ladies!
    7 minutes ago from web

    The thatgirlallison tweet initially had me fear JA had somehow secretly spawned as she has a start up "Make it in the City", the title of which had me expect the worst. But it seems to be an aspiring publicist/producer, currently with a tumblr and a dream...

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  26. Total Jing,

    http://www.ilab.dk/next

    Look around 12:00-1:00AM in this thread, some good comments there:

    http://rebloggingnonsociety.blogspot.com/2009/03/julia-she-is-so-funnycom.html#comments

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  27. D'oh. The link was above. Thanks for feeding it to me on a silver platter! I had a Rambin moment.

    "Flashes all 2.0 tricks daily" !!! As Rachel Zoe would say, "I die. I die." Come on! Pure fucking gold.

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  28. Anon. @ 4:38. I'm not sure if there is an ink that will make it easier to get lasered off but I do know (from personal experience) that if it is done in black or a black or blue base color it comes off easier with laser. It's the colors like green & red that sometimes won't fade completely.Plus, when you get tattoo removal done with a laser it takes months. You get it done once, go back 3 months later, get it done again etc. & it slowly starts to fade. At least that's how it was when I got my tattoo removed. Sorry about any spelling errors etc. too tired to proof read.

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