Thursday, March 12, 2009

Yulia: She make my horse Ludvig run off into the night


No, I serious, peoples. He happen to see this pictorial on my laptop when I am in barn and he gone. Forevs. And it totes Poofy's fault.

I know Jacy post another photo from this same series yesterday, but this one scare both horse and me.

a) Why she have the fake hairdo from the Moe of the Three Stooges?

b) Why does she keep wear the clown pants?

c) Why Rambo stare in shock and awe at her boobies?

d) IS SHE TRY TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF US?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I miss Rambo's gay alien friend.

24 comments:

  1. May I be the first to say: Russian Girl is back! Yaythefuck.com

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  2. Like, RG, like, you totally wish you were a rad valley girl. As if! Why don't you, like, go back to your grodie old barn and do what-ever.

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  3. Russian Girl, I had a laughing fit at the image of your horse Ludvig running into the night...and then at the mix of Valley Girlspeak and mangled Russianisms. You rule.

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  4. I believe that Jill and MR are proudly posing next to Jill's latest acquisition, a robotic, boom mounted vibrator capable of motion in three rotational degrees of freedom. After this photo shoot, they went on to recreate many scenes from the 1968 cult-classic "Barbarella".

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  5. cupcakes and botox for allMarch 12, 2009 at 10:31 PM

    she posted her dinner tonight. a picture of a box that said Ben's Pizza on it.

    ...

    really, Jill? REALLY?

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  6. She probably thought she could order a side of Leventhal from there.

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  7. That's all the LIU cafeteria had left when Jill arrived late for dinner! She had to take out from Ben's Pizza concession stand @ LIU Mess Hall.

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  8. I can't hold back the body snark.


    The graduate from Long Island University seriously needs to ditch those MC Hammer pants.

    And Rambo's feet scare me. Seriously. Fear.com

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  9. Long Island University -- the Harvard of the Sound

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  10. Lying Is UnacceptableMarch 13, 2009 at 1:27 AM

    As one of Liuney Tunes' memory custodians, I feel the need to remind her of the following (and I KNOW she'll read it here):

    She posted pics of pink and blue Betsey Johnson dresses (same dress she wore in that dumbass candy store lipflub) that were essentially the same dresses she and Randini wore to the birthday debacles. After posting the pics, she asked readers to submit photos of possible dresses for her to wear. She said she would award a swag bag from Fashion Week to the person who suggested the dress she ended up wearing.

    So I guess she awarded the swag bag to yourself, since she already had the dresses picked out when she announced your little CON-test.

    (Maybe that could be the next lie you "explain" on your blog, Dancing Monkey.)

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  11. Lying Is Unacceptable -and so is crappy grammar!March 13, 2009 at 1:31 AM

    Ahem, alcohol-fueled anger and typing do not mix. Let's fix it, shall we:

    "So I guess she awarded the swag bag to HERself, since she already had the dresses picked out when she announced HER little con-test."

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  12. Julia's Facebook feed hasn't been updated for well over 24 hours. She apparently has favored page views on NS over anything else. I'm going to stop reading altogether.

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  13. Me too 1:33. If it ain't free (of giving them views) I'm not reading.

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  14. I agree with both of the above commenters. I don't want to give her the views, because I feel like that's approving their horrendous new site design. I honestly feel like they owe all of their devoted fans an apology for trying to make them navigate the new nonsociety.com. It's terrible.

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  15. i read as an RSS feed on my personalized Google homepage ... this is free from giving them hits, no?

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  16. Mary is looking at Jackles fake tits here to highlight the fakeness going on in the breasts.

    Jackles admits to not being large busted and that she has not had them done but rather miracle bra technology is her weapon on choice in showing off her boobs. Well i am calling bullshit. Jill from Long Island University is using more than a special 'bra' here.

    I am not saying she has had them done permanently, but there is more than a bra working to help Jill's tits stand out here.

    And i think Mary is making us all aware of it with her glance and incredulous grin. Ha! Sisters!

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  17. Ya, I have to agree "Some Problems". Jill here has got the fake hair, fake nails, fake nose, fake teeth, fake lips, botoxed skin already; for sure those two Valencia oranges under her sweater are "enhanced".

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  18. She probably stuffs some foam padding into her bra, as one of her TV pals is known to do (and take out of her bra on national TV one night).

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  19. I think her boobs are less artificial enhancement and more of just not being able to lay off the pizza and cupcakes and sitting on her ass all day.

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  20. narcissist headbandMarch 13, 2009 at 10:46 AM

    missed you, Russian Girl!
    JAB's bangs, or "Wangs," are horrific.

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  21. Nah, I'm pretty sure her boobs are from the bra she's wearing. I have a great bra from VS that makes my small ladies pop; I always get compliments on my chest from my girlfriends when I wear it. Julia does have great boobs, it must be admitted. That's why she feels comfortable flaunting them as much as she does, otherwise she'd downplay them like she does her thighs and ass.

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  22. Yes, remember those shots of her in the low-cut black dress while she was stalking Alexander Marquardt in D.C. She was braless and it was pretty clear there were no implants happening and she looked barely bigger than a B cup.

    She simply buys super-padded bras and hoists the girls up and out that way.

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  23. Melissa Sue I'm guessing they count their RSS subscribers towards their total count

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  24. This is probably what she uses, just like her friend Courtney (the one she was trying to kiss last weekend)

    cupcakes

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