Just left BRAND NEW Canon camera I bought at Best Buy @ 9pm IN THE BACK OF THE GODDAMN CAB. There are no words. Just a sound: ARGHGHRHGHGHHHI'm not a religious person, but I might take this as a sign that on the eve of SXSW, the world is tired of seeing pictures of you hamming it up with D-list celebrities and perfecting the Blue Steel and gangsta signs. Just a thought, Jackles.
UPDATE: Satan -- or a conscientious cab driver or a creepy stalker Twitter follower who knows where she lives -- moves in to elbow God out of the way:
This morning I woke up to a digital camera left w my doorman, the EXACT KIND I left behind in the cab. I have a guardian angel. Unreal ...20 minutes ago from web