Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Julia: Another Manic All-Nighter

So much to parse this morning. Jackles has been busy. So! Happy! and pulling another all-nighter.

First this Tweet at about 1 a.m.:

The truth is, I've been in a crazy love affair for almost five years. We have our ups & downs, but I can't imagine anything else. I <3> NYC.
And then there's this ... so fascinating. It's always thrilling when Jackles delves into biology and philosophy because she's such a towering intellect. "Plato ... wow ... just wow. Smart.com!"

Today, as part of a project I’m working on, I was asked to list my “favorite things.” I have to admit, at first I thought, “Oh, that’s so silly.” But as I sat there and brainstormed, I realized I was smiling. If we spent a bit more time thinking about what makes us happy instead of thinking about what makes us sad/upset/angry, I think … well - I think we’d be happier! (Duh.) Try it right now. Write out your list and send it to me. Or don’t send it to me! Just write it out. Do it now!

As my “Meet Me” says (and has for some time), I love conversation more than anything else in the world - specifically those encompassing sociology, biology, psychology, philosophy, architecture, media, technology, feminism, spirituality, personal growth and the absurd machinations between men & women otherwise known as “dating.”

Of course I adore my family, my shih-tzu Lilly and my girl friends … but the exercise was to brainstorm - no condescending judgments - everything that made me smile. My favorite things!

So let’s see … I love Twitter, the color pink, headbands, tutus, ballet, fleece pajamas, bubble baths, mascara which doesn’t lead to raccoon eyes, tennis gear as daywear, tech conferences, the tv shows Gossip Girl, 30 Rock, and The West Wing, the musician Justin Vernon (Bon Iver), that incredible tension-filled moment before a first kiss, 50s style fashion, the Lacoste alligator, 5 inch heels which don’t hurt, DVF, Betsey Johnson, Lilly Pulitzer & Oscar de la Renta, “Sunday check-in” voicemails from my dad, bathing suits which flatten my stomach and A-line skirts which cover my derriere, girls who wear ribbons in their hair, my iPhone, my MacBook Air, my Canon SD780IS, the blogging platform Tumblr, men who pop their pink polo shirt collars un-ironically, families who wear matching outfits in their Christmas card photos, spicy tuna rolls, 4 am, Starbucks hazelnut lattes, Martha Beck, PotteryBarn for Teens, chamois sheets, dresses as wall art, quilted Chanel bags, pearls, the silence that comes when it snows, flowers sent by boys, emails from my mom, and rap music. And I am absolutely obsessed with cupcakes.

I also don’t mind handwritten love letters, although no one has sent me one in years - except my Grandmother.

I love her, too.

And then she ends the night, at about 6 a.m., revealing the Jackles we all know and love -- making a thinly veiled swipe at someone and pulling out the old [REDACTED].

Me: Ew, he's just as douchebaggy as ever, btw. NOT THAT I SHOULD BE SURPRISED BY THAT.
Friend: Sigh. I disengaged a long time ago. It's hard to reconcile the [redacted] you know to the public [redacted]
Me: If I could drop kick him off a bridge ...
Friend: I wish he would move away.
Me: That's the biggest problem with him. He's like a fucking fungus. HE. WILL. NOT. LEAVE.
Friend: It's getting worse too.
Me: Do they make a spray for assholes like him? A toxic man-disinfectant? A man-fectant?
Friend: I would buy that.

Any guesses? I'm thinking Forman, someone she's already bitterly called a douchebag on her blog before, in an exchange with Rambo, and then claimed it was "just a joke" between friends when called out on it by a TMI WeeklyShitShow commenter.

138 comments:

  1. Amazing that Julia posted "Blindsided" by Bon Iver with the caption "This will make you happy." Um, Julia? That song is CRUSHINGLY SAD. That whole album is CRUSHINGLY SAD. How can you not feel that?

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  2. what's amazing to me is that, if you replace "he/him" with "she/her", it would accurately reflect how most people feel about julia allison! seriously, does she possess an ounce of self-awareness?

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  3. Sunday morning voicemails from her dad? If he calls every Sunday morning to check in, then he is calling at a time he is sure not to catch her...hmmmmm

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  4. Direct paste: the color pink, headbands, tutus, ballet, fleece pajamas,

    is she 28 years or 28 months???? good god, woman, that is a list for 2-6 year set!!!!!

    ahahahahrhrhr. Actually when I first read her like i thought it was a parody...but she actually wrote it.

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  5. I would be interested to know, seeing that her "LIKES" is 99% comprised of juvenile fashion, pop culture, and simple basic rituals (coffee, bathing) what she has to offer to an serious conversation, which is apparently her greatest love. "I love conversation more than anything else in the world - specifically those encompassing sociology, biology, psychology, philosophy, architecture, media, technology, feminism, spirituality, personal growth and the absurd machinations between men & women otherwise known as “dating.”

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  6. "encompassing sociology" etc.? reads like someone ran out of things to write in a college application letter and settled for listing key words. seriously, who talks like this?

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  7. Julia,

    I have three boxes of Franzia and "The Wedding Date" on dvd I can send you. If one doesn't help you sleep, the other will.

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  8. @anon 7:34
    I was thinking the same thing.
    You'd think someone who professed to love all those conversationational topics would have museums, art galleries/openings, the New York Times, or even reading among her likes.
    I guess Gossip Girl and rap music have more to say about architecture, biology and sociology than I thought.

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  9. "Men who pop their pink polo shirt collars. . ."

    I think I've heard enough, thanks.

    Btw: What's with the busting out of the (weak) writing chops all of a sudden. Is she now hustling for a writing gig? Sumthins up, knowing this woman.

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  10. Well, anon756, let's think about it: she just lost all her income, and has 2800 a month in expenses. There are mentions of going back to Chicago or getting a roomate, so obviously Daddykins finally decided to cut his 34 year old toddler's financial fanny pack strings. I think it's safe to assume that this verbal exercise means she's flailing wildly for another gig of some sort, writing or otherwise.

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  11. um, add "long (optional: romantic) walks on the beach" and you have a personal ad. maybe the project is finding a new dating agency that does not deal in booty calls.

    if you are right, anon 7:56, she is doing it wrong - these days there are a lot of people looking for work that are actually talented, so why choose uninspired and unedited rambling over these?

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  12. She's still awake and Tweeting like the sad lunatic that she is. This time about wanting pancakes.

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  13. lmao partypants I love franzia AND the wedding date (ohhh dermot).. I can haz?

    Anyway, what is this nonsense? First, why would someone condescendingly judge a list of their own favorite things? Or is that to the 'hataz'. Whatever. I feel like the reposting of that BS drivel from her "about me" was to do the whole "See, I can talk about substantial things (MEN)!" Still throwing out some bait for the mens, and oddly you never seeing her discuss any of these things (aside from the odd moment of save me from the internetz) on her blog. Then, of course, there's her list that appears to be pulled from a 15 year olds myspace survey. The "project" was really a facebook "25 things about you" forward, y'all.

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  14. anon 813 "Julia has posted a note: 25 Inane Things I Love About My Vapid Life"

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  15. She's also Tweeter-stalking Ryan Seacrest now, unprompted:

    @RyanSeacrest - OH. EM. GEE., R! I can't believe you actually had to ask that question. GOSSIP GIRL, NOT EVEN A CONTEST. xoxo, Jabout 9 hours ago from web in reply to RyanSeacrest

    "OH. EM. GEE." How fucking embarrassing.

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  16. OMFG Calling him "R!" Yet another example of Julia's habit of insinuating she has some kind of relationship with famous people.

    I mean I can't talk...I respond to people on twitter I know don't follow me, but I stalk cool people like Soleil Moon Frye, or Gary Coleman.

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  17. Yeah, all her favorite things are commodities with links to major corporations! Big surprise there. Only not. What a tool.

    Jackles Baugher is walking commodity fetish corpse-husk of evacuated meaning. She has been hollowed out and has no meaning beyond commodity fetish. It's sad!

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  18. Here is what I get from reading this (now that I had time).

    Julia is trying. too. hard. to come off as a whimsical, romantic, quirky creative type (yet SURPRISINGLY intelligent and well-read/rounded!) with a streak of that closet romantic bullshit type of girl.

    Basically she's trying to appeal to everyone. She's trying to be the 'everygirl'. Boys love her! Girls want to BE her!

    In a nutshell, it's Jaba the Slut, being well...a slut.

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  19. Yes its Feldman..:)

    Than again Feldman has video skills, blogging skills, and somewhat stable income..and no daddy revenue

    And Jules you don't have any skills to drop kick anyone off any damn bridge

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  20. Speaking of "projects", whatever happened to that conference in Denmark by the way?

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  21. theyre leaving for it today

    what kind of circle-jerk conference is it this time?

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  22. She's leaving today at noon. I am dogsitting. Everyone is invited over to dip Lilli Pawlitzer in hot pink manic panic.

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  23. Not Feldman, anon, FORMAN.

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  24. ^LOL!

    so i just watched mary's video on the perfect squat form----wayyyyyyy more useful than any of JA's lifecast-ejaculate from last night (man, im so dirty today!)....i might actually attempt a squat or two.

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  25. ms. bojankles: some waste of time and resources called nordic exceptional trendshop, or NEXT. this is what i don't get about this global economic crisis. there should not be cash to spare for such exchanges of hot air. http://www.ilab.dk/next

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  26. ms bo seriously, I can't watch any more of their videos. After watching that TMI last night I was tempted to start calling her Jowl-ia. Her cheeks look like they are sliding off her chin. WTF happened to her? She was so semi cute and fresh just six months ago. Too many injections? Too much dieting?

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  27. Julia is walking proof of what a poor diet and lack of a good sleep pattern/sleep-deprivation do for your looks, unfortunately. She was so heavy on the juice craze a while back that I actually considered trying it out. SO.GLAD. that I didn't go for it, because look who rough the Blueprint spokeswoman appears these days. Of course, unlike her juicing co-horts Mary and Meghan, she doesn't seem to take care of herself otherwise, so maybe I shouldn't base everything on the juicing alone.

    Btw, how and WHY does she attend these conferences? What's the point?? I see no proof of the necessity of her attendance at any of these meetings. And none of the girls so much as mention what the point or summery of these meetings are either. Which begs the question: WHY??!!!

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  28. Well for all you smarty pants out there who say Julia never changes (or that's she's predictably inconsistent, or consistently predictable) ha, I say, HA! There it is right there in b&w. She's moved on from Pottery Barn Kids to Pottery Barn for Teens! So there! Suck it haters!

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  29. Her "love" of discussing such weighty philosophical matters is such bullshit because as you can see in her next paragraph, her "likes" are all rooted in shallow material things. The fact that she lists Twitter first really says it all. She's in love with herself and loves to talk about herself. Nothing more.

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  30. I heart quantum mechanics (I totes have an italic h on my wrist yo! Planck for the win!), nonrelativistic scattering of zero-branes, cheap red wine, pall mall lights, MST3K, The Twilight Zone, supersymmetric structured sexparties, kittens, mountain dew, old navy jeans and tees, flip flops, and PCGC.
    xoxo alice <3

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  31. FormerGawkerEmployeeMarch 31, 2009 at 10:03 AM

    What kills me about her rapid physical deterioration, and why it's a relevant topic of discussion, is this: What a dumbass.

    Why would she have allowed herself to deteriorate now, when she starts up TMI and is on camera regularly? She should get a goddamned sleeping pill, get some sleep, work out five times a week, provide some decent content and not late-night insomniac looney-tunes videos pleading for people to like her, and actually prove to potential investors that she is sane, cares about her product, cares about how she presents herself and is committed to producing quality product.

    Instead, what does she do? She starts hoovering cupcakes, lying on her ass all day, pulling all-nighters as she obsesses about herself and tries to settle personal scores on her blog while Tweeting endlessly about shit and/or in an attempt to entice men with her sheer lunacy.

    What investor would look at her online presence and the way she's physically and emotionally deteriorating and not flee?

    Christ she's dumb. For someone who LOVES conversing about biology and philosophy and quantam physics, that is. (As fucking if). She starts up her own business and then proceeds to fuck the dog in every way. Smart.com!

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  32. FUCKINGAPPLAUSE.COM, FormerGawkerEmployee!!!!

    She's just a self-loathing, self-destructive cakebomb. The same reason she is always late, unprepared, yada yada.

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  33. FormerGawkerEmployeeMarch 31, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    Oh yeah, and the all-caps "NOT THAT I SHOULD BE SURPRISED BY THAT" is an obvious clue that she's talking about one of her exes.

    It's either Lodwick or Forman, in my opinion.

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  34. Jake?

    Look at his recent quoted article..it was very funny about JA..no it snot on his blog use icerocket.com to find under Julia Allison

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  35. Look! She knows (or would like to) more people:

    "# Just started following @jrjjrj - aka JR Johnson - the CEO of Lunch.com, a new website launched officially today & with which I am obsessed!about 1 hour ago from web "

    Why is she plugging someone else's social networking site? Zooming in on new prey?

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  36. OK, I would like to believe this is legitimate, but did he blog it in another language and this is the translation? All the grammar and spelling is totally messed up.

    http://www.inspectia.net/guy-without-a-job-seeks-to-humiliate-his-ex/

    But if it's true and he really blogged this, then he is certainly the guy she's Tweeting about.

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  37. No was not blogged at his jake named tumblr

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  38. ... And half thes elate night/early morning posts will be deletd by her within 12 hours.

    Julia: it's not really putting it all out there if you know you can just take it all back when the mania subsides and the bright light of day shine son your emabarassing girl-drivel.

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  39. anon 10:33, this?

    http://www.inspectia.net/guy-without-a-job-seeks-to-humiliate-his-ex/

    copied and pasted below bc its not that long--short and SWEET ;)

    Fired Affiliated Ventures architect Jakob Lodwick anticipation it would yield a accomplished 300 or so words to abase his ex-girlfriend, Star editor-at-large and Mossberg-esque technology advocate Julia Allison. All this because Lodwick and Allison's accord — accompany adopt to characterize it as a postmodern art activity — went awry. But Jake, there was no charge to go over a 100 words.

    I try not to blog about Julia. I can't advice it. I wish annihilation to do with her, but she:

    * calls or emails me
    * ignores that I told her she is a "psychopathic narcissist" who is "evil"
    * recently assassin my brother to do video plan for her
    * writes about me on her site
    * misrepresents her accurateness to my friends
    * visits my old appointment and my old coworkers
    * emailed one of my ex-girlfriends
    * started advancing Tumblr

    I accept angered and base her to no avail. She has no value. But every day Julia-related bits ancestor into my life.

    "She has no value," he writes, eh? You apperceive what that agency ladies! Fella is absolutely on the market! Paging Tasha Maltby.

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  40. Meh, I sometimes drunken tweet and delete the next morning, but I'm an alcoholic so I have an excuse.

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  41. That was posted by Jakob over a year ago on his old blog.

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  42. Wish I didn't know/remember this, but the above Jakeness is a Babelfishy translation of a post he once did about how Julia was bugging him post-breakup. That was before he left the Internet in a huff.

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  43. So that narrows it down to Charles Foreman

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  44. Of course Julia Allison loves tech conferences. LMAO!

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  45. Would that be THE Charles Foreman, The Sausage King of Chicago?

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  46. God, it can be anyone, guys...

    The question is: why does she post these conversations? Is it to show off those "clever" made-up words of hers? I really think that's it.

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  47. That "I love NYC" drives me crazy. She doesn't even know this city. Not to be hipper-than-thou, but all the bars and restaurants she goes to are out-of-towner traps that are a year or more pasttheir buzz-prime. She has never mentioned, not even once, about going to the Lower East Side or Queens, or even Brooklyn, where all the heat is: the tech co.'s, the writers, the art, the music, the club scene, the book stores, the new restaurants, the everything.

    I think she beleives she doesn';t have to know Brooklyn because she so studiously follows the Sex and The City template. And 7 or 8 years ago, in some SATC season one of the girls had to move to Brooklyn, and they made it seem like a step down: maybe it was a step down- for forty-something money grubbers, 8 years ago.

    She flits around the mid-town Bryant Park area and Central Park area, which is basically an extended airport lounge. She knows nothing about NYC. SOmeone should take her to the Kissena velodrome in Queens to watch the tatooed bike messngers race. Or to Public Assembly in Brooklyn to see some local rock... and then drop her off at Grand Central so she can go back to mummy and dada in Chicago and cry.

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  48. Just wait til you meet your Mystery Date! "This fetching 15 year old loves Gossip Girl, headbands, Pottery Barn for Teens and long walks on the beach. She loves to discuss politics, feminism, and astrophysics, but only when she's not cutting out pictures of Kate Hudson from a supermarket tabloid and pasting them into her 17th pink scrapbook!"

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  49. Ok, Gawker confirms the lodwick post is old, they responded to my email with this:
    "that's a garbled version of an old Valleywag post:
    http://gawker.com/348483/guy-without-a-job-seeks-to-humiliate-his-ex"

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  50. I think it could be George Foreman, former heavy-weight champ. Or perhaps his son George Foreman, or maybe his other son - George Foreman.

    As the above post demonstrates once again - Comedy gold this girl is. I suppose that's why I can't turn away.

    One day she's just going to explode like that fat guy at the beginning of Monty Python's 'The Meaning of Life'. And it will happen at like five in the morning while she is twittering - she will just explode like a BIG BANG and we will all be healed.

    Bring on 2012.

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  51. So she can call someone a douchebag? But we can't?
    Am I the only one who remembers her rants about cleaning up the internet? And how mean comments here were "crushging her soul"?

    It's different for her because she redacted the due's name? Or is calling somene a douchebag constructive criticism ("which I have no problem with," she claims)?

    Or, as I suspect, are the rules simply different because she's alifecaster, and is therefore allowed to cross perosnal lines? Or, more like it, are the rules different just because she's Julia Allison?

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  52. She likes to show how "clever, quirky and unique" she is. Except it isn't effortless for her, she tries WAY too hard and she's a terrible actress, so it never pans out. That and she needs to lash out at whoever's wronged her recently, hoping to god they read the exchange and feel bad or get upset. Even if they don't (or do and laugh, as I suspect if it's about some of her equally self-obsessed exes) she'll convince herself that they have - and that the resulting reaction is however she's imagined - then and pat herself on the back for her imagined "SO THERE." moment. It's her having the last word in to people who have no desire to speak to - much less acknowledge - her. For further examples see whining on twitter and public TV after being dissed by celebs. It's just like the insecure people who broadcast their every moment of angst via their public status messages. It's ALWAYS passive-aggressive towards the anonymous individual and typically to court some form of sympathy.. in other words, lame.

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  53. 11:31 usage of the word "egoblogger" as a term that is soooo off when describing Julia (har), was enough for her to "constructively criticize" Owen Thomas for being a cunt.

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  54. Gawker headline: JULIA ALLISON EXPLODED TODAY!

    M.I.T. Scientists at a loss. No RATIONAL EXPLANATION.

    The Internet is changed forever!

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  55. Former Physics Professor Date is beside himself with grief: "I knew there was a reason I dated her that one time. There was just something of the Mystery of the Universe there. We used to discuss it at Faculty meetings. But if I had known then that it was this significant I would have never left for Japan.".

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  56. The ineffable Ryan Seacrest replied to her Tweet.

    And Julia has finally had her first orgasm.

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  57. Don't kid yourself - there's No RATIONAL EXPLANATION for anything having to do with her.

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  58. bad move, she's gonna be twitstalking him in 5.. 4... 3

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  59. Jaba: "R! and I twit each other all the time. He's a great guy!"

    Ryan Seacrest: "Who?"

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  60. You're right partypants. I search in vain.

    Live Pathetically!

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  61. Ha, talking about ballet and "rap" on twitter. Sounds like someone liked "Save the Last Dance" in college a little too much.

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  62. Isn't she supposed to be, I dunno, at the airport??? I thought she was leaving for the big international Julia Allison Appears At NEXT tech convention world event?

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  63. Just a little FYI, Jakob (Jake?) Lodwick has moved onto that hot little dancer from Brooklyn. Check it out: http://19.media.tumblr.com/LSfs81niUknkm8knZCgwXXbCo1_500.jpg

    One of many pics of the two of them together, half-naked, on her blog. http://rroobbiinn.tumblr.com/

    What a step up from Julia.

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  64. A step up???? She looks like Shelly Duval and Gumby had a baby. That said, anyone is a step up from Jaba Girl.

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  65. Smokey Cupcakes fully expects this to annoy some peopleMarch 31, 2009 at 12:40 PM

    @partypants: Um, yeah. I don't find anorexia any more attractive than bulimia.

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  66. @Smokey Cupcakes In that case I must be gorgeous.

    "Of course I adore my family, my shih-tzu Lilly and my girl friends …"

    Wait...WHAT? What girl friends????

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  67. I doubt it's Forman. He seems to be the only ex that can stand her ass (besides Dan). He attended her bday party. I'm sure she keeps him around to prove she is not a terrible ex-girlfriend.

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  68. "Exactly one hour and twenty minutes to pack for a week long trip in Denmark. Errrr ... oops?
    33 minutes ago from web "

    Wasn't she up all night? She couldn't have taken 10 minutes from stalking R! to throw some jersey circle skirts, black tights, and v neck pink tops into a dufflebag? I mean...90 minutes to pack and she's panicking. I can see why men swoon over her, there's nothing more attractive than a high-maintainence mongoloid covered in Lip Smackers and labels.

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  69. Smokey Cupcakes - PCGC Social VPMarch 31, 2009 at 12:52 PM

    @party: "high-maintainence mongoloid covered in Lip Smackers and labels" <--- my next Halloween costume.

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  70. I doubt it's Forman. He seems to be the only ex that can stand her ass (besides Dan). He attended her bday party.

    Forman hates her. He doesn't make a secret of it, either.

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  71. @smokey it's all part of her act.
    "teehee being a strong independant woman doesn't mean I'm not helpwess and adowable! gosh just so fucking absent minded teehee! isn't it sweeter than pink sprinkle frosting! just remember, MY flaws are endearing, YOURS will result in Rayden declaring fatality. xoxo"

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  72. Julia Baugher's recent "association" with Ryan Seacrest just reminds everyone of how much she is NOT a media personality in any way shape or form.

    Ryan Seacrest = certifiable media personality. Julia Baugher = manic insomniac stalker playing media personality with her own online Lisa Frank Slam Book.

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  73. "Lisa Frank Slam Book"

    Thank you for helping me launch coffee through my nose onto my keyboard.

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  74. lmaooooo you didn't just ref Mortal Kombat pp, 'cept you did!

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  75. Not sure if this has been mentioned before, so apologies if it has, but if you scroll along Mary and Meghan's "lifecasts" all the way to the end, past the "earlier" and "later" links, it says "contributors like JULIA".

    In case Mary or Meghan was in any doubt about who the star of NonSociety is supposed to be, I guess?

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  76. Oh, it's ALWAYS just been about Julia, Anon1:43. It actually surprises me that she found two seemingly promising and attractive gals dumb enough to knowingly be her sadly willing/less prominant sidekicks in this egotrip adventure of hers.

    Julia has at least one impressive talent that she can easily boast: the woman can hustle anyone.

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  77. For some reason I think the inside of Jaba's brain looks like a combination of Lisa Frank trapper keeper covers and Electric Company animations.

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  78. Anon 143: Julia get an OVERWHELMING majority of the hits, and without JA, Nonsociety really doesn't have a feeder audience. So for now JA is giving Mary and Meghan their audeince...it is the JA show.

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  79. PCPG girl here:

    How did Yoolio get "this" far in life with absolutely no time management schools? The answer maybe that she hasn't gotten that far.

    And word is that she got a special exception for almost every project/paper at Georgetown becaus eshe wasn't mentally capable of turning things in on time like the rest of her classmates. This is per her classmate, Jack the Bulldog.

    What's interesting is that I've learned at all my jobs (Julia's never had a real job though, right?) that time management and kindess have gotten me the farthest. It's no wonder that she was fired from her first internship. Not only is she unlikable and unkind but she somehow thinks that dealines, planes, dates, and friends will always bend to her schedule.

    Good luck packing, yoolio! I'm sure Virgin or whatever airline you're pimping will wait!

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  80. Oh TJ, Julia is riding THE GREAT SPACE COASTER! It will wait for her! First she will travel to Planet Pinkazoid, to visit her bff Pinkle Schninkle (ex-bf, founder of pinkfuckingomfg.com.org). Next, it's on to Juliatron, to check on her loyal subjects and worshipers, and drop off her DSW bags and wave at Lilly from her pink sparkly spaceporche. Oh Julia! Intergalactic Intarwebz Starr!!!

    In other news, I need to stop drinking during the day.

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  81. Partypants: It's either the Great Space Coaster or a Flying Car of the pink barbie car variety. Meghanaise will do the driving. Yoolio afix fake eye lashes and wangs to the side of the car in the hopes that it helps them fly!

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  82. [REDACTED]'s FriendMarch 31, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    The CBS marquee Jankles posted yesterday is out of character, no? Whenever she has been at a TV studio she takes pictures of herself, her mic, her hairdo, her set, but not yesterday. Hmmmm? Well, it seems her "triple network day" was a complete hoax according to my friend, an intern with NS. woops!

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  83. "Fly Space Barbie Jeep! Fly me into Rick Miner's arms before he learns how to google properly! Wait. What the shit? This is fucking Denmark! Oh. Um, I meant to do that!"

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  84. [REDACTED]'s Friend DETAILS PLZ

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  85. 2:42

    Anyway you can email RBNS some confirming info. This is a great story if true. She actually claimed a triple network interview? I thought it was CBS only? Also, the sheet she was filling out of like and dislikes she claimed was for a project...

    Are we talking something akin to a facebook survey OR is she trying to hint at some project she's working on? It's all probably bullshit. Let's call a spade a spade. ha!

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  86. Okay now predict the Married man man Jackles got to fly her to Denmark..

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  87. Architecture? When has Julia Allison been spotted discussing architecture, or any of the other topics she claims to like discussing best, with the exception of dating? Why is her description of who she is so different from who her words and actions show her to be? If her bio actually described what she really talks about, at least publicly, instead of what she'd like to be seen as talking about it would read more like:

    "I love conversation about me more than anything else in the world. I specifically prefer topics encompassing appearance, brands, shopping, and money. But most interesting are the subjects of my sex appeal, my "friends" and dates in "high places," my current and inevitable future success, my intelligence, my intelligent and educated family, my adorable quirks and endearing contradictions, my past accomplishments and relationships going as far back as grade school or earlier, and any other topic that has to do with, well, me.

    3astly, don't forget the absurd machinations between me & my adoring fans including the men who lust after me, otherwise known as my “strategic partnerships.

    I hope you enjoy talking about me and looking at me as much as I do. Actually I bet my business on it. Have a lovely day."

    I also have to mention how sad I am that "Er...oops?" is back. I thought it had gone the way of "ineffable" and "indefatigable." Maybe those will be revived soon too. Sigh.

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  88. Make that "lastly" not 3astly

    --Ineff.

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  89. Why does she feel the need to post airport photos...no really, WHY?

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  90. All I know is they better not tell Julia Denmark still has a royal family, or she'll be spending the entire trip stalking HRH Frederik. You know she dreams of being a fkn princess.

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  91. Alexa says her page hits are up 18% in the last 3 months. I wonder how much of that is due to the hoardes of critical rebloggers?

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  92. Anon2:42, you mentioned the CBS marquee thing just when I was feeling somewhat suspicious about it myself. That is extremely out of character for the woman who typically photographs everything from greenrooms to craft tables to makeup areas when she truly IS filming something.
    It is way too oddly hush-hush for me to believe she was doing anything at the CBS studios other than using the bathroom or walking by that marquee outside.
    Oh, I shouldn't be so suspicious though, should I? Maybe she was busy being a seat-filler in the Craig Furguson studio audiance. Or maybe she spent the afternoon waiting in line to audition for the upcoming "Big Brother" season.

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  93. maybe she got turned down at CBS?

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  94. "tennis gear as daywear". What the hell. Does Julia even play tennis? Note that the slutty plaid schoolgirl skirt has seen packed for Denmark, you can see it in her suitcase yay.com!
    http://julia.nonsociety.com/post/91615765-0-0

    Here's Julia's bio for the Denmark conference:

    GET THE 2.0 TRICKS! Julia Allison (US)

    She has adorned the prized cover of Wired, appears weekly on CNN, and is a regular with CBS, NBC, and Fox. Julia Allison is hailed as a new media marketing genius and flashes all 2.0 tricks daily as founder of life cast phenomenon NonSociety.com. A non conformist writer, Julia was named both "most famous journalist", NY Magazine, and 3rd Most Hated Person on the Internet, Radar Magazine. In the same year.
    (read more - in Danish)
    http://ilab.dk/da/next/speakers

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  95. Honestly I think her days are already numbered...once the resources that enable her self-promotion to continue are dried up, she will have nothing left but mums and dads condo "in Downtown Chicago", a bitter defeated wife to a dentist named Gary, and a lonely, empty middle age brought to an end with an inevitable overdose on oxy and zicam some night after seeing Rambo on a date with Prince Harry.

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  96. Let's deconstruct:

    She has adorned the prized cover of Wired,

    Prized? Since when?

    appears weekly on CNN, and is a regular with CBS, NBC, and Fox.

    Bullshit. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.

    Julia Allison is hailed as a new media marketing genius

    By whom? Lilly? Pathetic professors dazzled by her push-up bra-enhanced tits?

    and flashes all 2.0 tricks daily

    What tricks? How to create a crap site with zero content and an imbecilic interface & navigation scheme?

    as founder of life cast phenomenon NonSociety.com.

    Phenomenon? The only phenomenon is that they're still pretending that NS is an actual business. Nothing remotely innovative, or even interesting, about NS.

    A non conformist writer,

    When was the last time she actually wrote anything? Wrote anything that didn't rely almost exclusively on either submissions from blog readers or her imagination masquerading as fans?

    ==================================
    Yet another conference that doesn't do even the most basic due diligence on its speakers. Their carelessness will certainly reflect on their reputation.

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  97. i really don't get how she gets these panel opportunities...

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  98. She obviously lies about her credentials, and these smaller conferences (especially those in foreign countries) apparently don't do even the most basic verification.

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  99. do you think they pay her airfare along with room and board?

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  100. Gwyneth's Inner AspectMarch 31, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    @Ineffable

    "Architecture? When has Julia Allison been spotted discussing architecture"

    You big silly! Haven't you ever noticed that sometimes, when Julia poses, she is in a building? Or in front of one? Or near one? Architecture!

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  101. Nope, Virgin(?) will do that (or most of it).. room and board will likely be squatting with Meghan ($$$) and or Krystal($?). there's a good reason you don't hear much about her hotel stays, she can't get them comped and will probably typically go as cheap as possible except if mooching off someone else (like as announced during sxsw with Randi I think).

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  102. The other thing is, for some companies these panels are great. You're getting your product, be it a new application, or a new gadget or service, in front of industry people - which can be better by orders of magnitude than just having regular-Joe consumers see it.

    And it would be a cool ego boost to talk about your ocmpany to an informed audience.

    But for nonsociety? What's the benefit? Really, what coul dit do for them? What they need is a revenue-generating idea. Or advertisers I guess.

    Maybe - maybe - there will be some venture capitalists there who really think Julia Allison is great and feelk like paying her salary for a year. But I doubt it. More likley, reveneu application types will try to sell her something, make her THEIR client, not vice-versa.

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  103. I think JA goes to these conferences and panel things to attempt for the millionth time to legitimize herself, and certainly to glean "ideas". What they do for their business, I don't know. They have nothing unique or revolutionary to offer, and she can barely talk about her business idea or whatever they're trying to "do" without turning it around narcissistically to herself. She isn't a great speaker by any means; so she could really be selling NS if it were anything more than her vehicle to achieve celebrity (or if all else fails notoriety) through these speaking opportunities - but, alas, totally wasted.

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  104. Gwnyth's Inner Aspect

    You're so right. Some of those buildilngs were really quite nice. So, Julia Allison? Equals architectural genius. I also forgot about her other areas of interest and expertise, for example, spirituality (" OH. EM. GEE.") and biology (there are no young female business owners because of biology). So I have no choice but to retract my earlier comment. I don't know what I was thinking.

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  105. So JA remember when you claimed to come up with ideas to improve Vimeo?

    Where are they?

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  106. Re that ridic summary of date-night----
    she mentions "UWS" resto uh, W.57th st isn't
    exactly UWS. NO. CLUE. chain-puller!

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  107. Eh. I just think she goes to conferences to meet rich guys in the hopes of getting married. It's really and truly her last hope.

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  108. Mary just posted a photo of her having coffee with her agent, George Ruiz.

    Think he's the one encouraging her to ditch NS? He probably has more faith in her than he does in JA, who has burned too many bridges.

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  109. I'm sorry if I already posted this but Jula "White Oprah" Allison spent last night listing her favorite things???? HILARIOUS.

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  110. 5:29
    He's also Yoolio's agent. God, he must feel like he's in the middle of a hurricane. He probably gets it from both ends.

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  111. Julia claims to LOVE ballet yet, she save for the time that ex boyfriend of hers took her to the Nutcracker, she never actually attends a performance. NYC has at least FOUR major, world class companies (NYCB, ABT, The Alvin Ailey Dance Company and the Paul Taylor Dance Company) and many more visit regularly....has Julia ever gone to see one? Nope. I get the feeling her love of ballet is totally superficial, it allows her to sound high brow but ask her to name a ballet and chances are all she'll say is 'Swan Lake' or 'Nutcracker'.

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  112. Meghan has a lot of projects she's working on per her lifecast:

    "I’ve been working on a tech pilot, Indian skin care line, not to mention working out the next steps for NonSociety. I keep telling myself that things will calm down, but it seems like the activity is never ending."

    Is it wrong that I think "Indian Skin Care line" is kinda funny. Not that it exists---There is definitely a market. But it's the idea of Meghanaise having anything to add to such a project.

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  113. TJ, Meghan having anything to add at all to anything is ridiculous. She keeps riding on this "I used to work for a hedgefund" thing, but then rambles on about how close she was to her boss, what a mentor he was, etc. I know plenty of people who work for hedgefunds that are not close to their bosses -- because their bosses are not Daddy's BFF! Everything Meghan has had in life has been handed to her, including her one legit gig.

    Her parents are just as bad enabling her as Julia's parents. If Meghan were just a little more vocal, she'd probably just almost as unbearable. As it is, she fails to even inspire anything but a bland distaste.

    I wonder what the Indian skincare line will entail. Will it allow you to inject some kind of Caucasian gene into you, so your skin can be as pale as Meghan's, who is half-white? I'm genuinely curious.

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  114. Dahling, I'm thinking it might have Mayonaise it in it, to make the skin soft and supple.

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  115. Julia's plane touches down:

    "Now something is REALLY rotten in the State of Denmark.".

    (sorry, just couldn't resist the obvs)

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  116. You know we should do a paradoy of Shakespear as he had some really tragic Denmark plays and it certainly fits NS..

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  117. NS - "To be or not to be"

    That is certainly the question!

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  118. Julia must have forgotten the following favorite things...

    - Showing up 2 hours late to shoot TMI
    - Making her intern carry ridiculous amounts of shit around NYC to take back to the store, where she received it free in the first place.
    - Eating dates from the Health Food store near her apartment (this is an every day thing)
    - Disagreeing with Mary (over everything)
    - Sending accusing e-mails about whether or not things were sent out (and they were), but she sent them just because it gave her a power trip
    - Saying the word "bunny"
    - Having blogs removed from tumblr because they don't fancy her in the best of light

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  119. You forgot

    JA's list of favorite things:
    -Forgetting to pick up Lillly dog poop
    -Taking Lilly everywhere
    -Not Liking to meet internet detractors in person

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  120. Charlsie, is that really you? If so, will you please e-mail us?

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  121. Wow. When you see the things she loves grouped together like that you realize how bland Julia is.

    Also, she needs to learn the difference between "which" and "that".

    It's clear she relies heavily on other people to sub her work, which doesn't surprise me really. "What? I came up with the genius thoughts, someone else should make it read good."

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  122. I hope everything is alright Charlsie

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  123. Oh God...More, Charlsie...MORE!

    Seriously, did she seem like she had clue what she was doing? What did the people at NNN think of her? What was the deal with her and Ben Leventhal? Did she talk about guys constantly?

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  124. Charlsie, send it to JacyandRussianGirl@gmail.com; we can't access the main RBNS one. Thanks!

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  125. The funny thing to me about the overseas conferences, that while interesting as they might be, she can't land a speaking gig in the US without crashing the panel.

    I think it speaks volumes that she is not asked to present her brilliant fresh water mind pearls at home. It is clear she has no clout there (i'm not American) and no one gives a blueprint cleanse juice about her vanity blog and so-called ideas..

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  126. Yes, Julia Allison is a grifter. A 2.0 Con Artist.

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  127. She should be using "that" and not "which."

    ...mascara that doesn’t lead to raccoon eyes...

    ...5-inch heels that don’t hurt...

    And she calls herself a writer. Rubbish.

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  128. Since NS is going bye bye soon what color do suppose is JA's parachute?

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  129. Re: JA's airfare.

    I'm sure it is paid for since she is (don't barf) an invited speaker. It would most likely not be First Class (no org can do that except for Davos-type things). I'm sure it is SAS (Scandinavian Airlines -- Newark to Copenhagen). Of course, I could be wrong...but usually conferences use their own national carrier (SAS is not just Swedish...). Whatever. As for Meghan and the other retard...I can't say.

    xoxo
    Mara

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  130. Looks like it's Air France to Paris, then Copenhagen.

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  131. Get the 2.0 tricks...flashes 2.0 tricks daily...Well at lest someone is admitting her true calling. Trick that azz Jules.

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  132. James, et al: per New York Times Sunday Styles, Ryan Seacrest is Twitter following Kevin Rose.

    And so it unfolds...

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