Monday, March 2, 2009

Julia: Another Privacy Violation



- My date last night, snuggling with my puppy.24 minutes ago from TwitPic


Yes, this is apparently Jackles and Rambo's MBA plaything. She felt the need to Twitter his picture. But, you know, it's not like he knows what Twitter is or anything so it's not like he's ever going to know that after one date she was posting his picture on the Internet for thousands of strangers to see.

Who is this aimed at, do you suppose? Mary? Or that Eater Guy?

42 comments:

  1. He looks so much younger than JABA the Nut (Julia Baugher / Julia Allison)!

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  3. This is totally aimed at Jakob.

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  4. Maybe aimed at Mary, too? I mean she dated this dude.

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  5. cupcakes and botox for allMarch 2, 2009 at 8:29 PM

    he's actually cute. run, cute guy! run from the crazy!

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  6. Gosh I was hoping that they would get snowed in together for the ultimate cat fight

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  7. He kind of looks like the fake Ross character on Friends.

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  8. He's cute and, let's admit it, that dog is adorable. I feel like I'm in a Match.com commercial. Good for her! Don't mess this up, JAB!

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  9. Creepy alert!!!

    He looks like Dan's Dad on Gossip Girl.

    He went back to her place after his last minute 11pm date? Shocking! She totally wants Mary to know she hooked up with him or at least make her think that. The matchmaker wouldn't have given him her address, so I don't think that pic is from him picking her up. Either way, bad move. He was expecting sex. If she didn't deliver, she's got about 2 more dates before he moves on. If she did put out, well, she's got about 2 more dates til he move son. Badly played, JA.

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  10. So she let a blind date/total stranger into her Barbie Dreamshoebox and then took photos of him, in the middle of the night, when she had just met him?

    And by mentioning that Mary had a date with him two weeks ago, therefore pointing out that he is still blind dating and so has obviously blewn Mary off, is so nasty and transparent. These friendships are so unhealthy.

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  11. They all deserve eachother. Feeding off eachother like parasites.

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  12. Jackles Allison Baugher is a true piece of trash. She violates every rule of decency in the most banal of circumstances at all times. She violates Mary's friendship, she violates this dude's privacy a million different ways and settles about 5+ scores all the process. Without batting a false eyelash.

    But she is really nice people! She really is a good person people!

    It just gets worse and worse. Just when it seems she can't sink any lower, voilà! -- she goes even deeper into the darkness.

    But Mayonegative the Boss-lady is sooooo right about Mary going too far. Oh yeah, Jackles doesn't know about going to far. She doesn't even put out people.

    Mary is an idiot but Jackles is utterly and completely morally bankruptcy. Jesus.

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  13. Bankrupt. Excuse me. In more ways than one, also.

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  14. where I come from, New York, when you agree to go out with a man at 10 PM with no prior plans then bring him back to your apartment after a few drinks, we call that being a whore. As in prostitute. I hope she at least got paid. Not that she's worth much.

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  15. I think her hipster doctor date is actually an undercover medical researcher doing field observation on the completely nuts who have been released back into the community.
    Either that, or he is from overseas and has no idea what he is dealing with.

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  16. Maybe she took out her bobby pins and let him run his fingers through her ratty extensions. How romanitical.

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  17. Who would walk into that pink shoebox with pictures of herself all over the place and not be freaked the fuck out? I would have run like hell. She is almost 30 and she lives like a 12-year-old. There are still teddy bears around.

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  18. ^that's what i was thinking! doesn't she have paintings of herself? and now she has stationary with her face on it? and who knows what other self-aggrandizing paraphernalia is lying around that we never see.

    that would be. SO. SO. SO. FREAKY.

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  19. True story: I got a Pottery Barn Kids catalog in the mail today. I flipped through it and saw pretty much Julia's exact bedroom on one of the pages.

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  20. That's EXACTLY where her stuff came from, Mean Girl. She had a blog just for her apartment, and posted pics from PBK all the freakin' time. She's demented.

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  21. she's actually stated before that she shops PB.. and I'm willing to bet it's the "teens" catalog, too.

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  22. Ya, I this one's aimed straight at Mary. It's all: "Looksie, Mare-Mare! Score! He came to my apartment but he didn't go to yours! (Oh shut up, I know you don't HAVE an apartment right now but can we drop the 'you're homeless because of me' part for a moment. Stop being such a victim!) He likes me better! That means I'm sexier! (I know you actually have sex sometimes, bitch. What? are you bragging about it now? I don't have to put out!! It makes me more special! That's why you can't keep anyone! Shut up! I can too keep someone, I just don't ever what to okay?!) Oh, but you get first dibs, bunnie. Except he likes me more! Wheeee. Bye bunny, he just poked me ... AGAIN ... that's three times tonight! Yes of course FB! So. Pinkly. Happy.

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  23. Of course, she thought it was adorably quirky and funny that she was creaming her ruffled bloomers over the Barbie dreamhouse-style furniture marked "teen".

    That is the nutshell version of what makes this cuckoo bird so vomitously vapid. And why she'll end up a friendless spinster (with diabetes).

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  24. my vote's definitely on eaterguy. he got her too good before.

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  25. It's aimed at all of us, of course! Though she crows constantly about never sleeping with a guy right away, she really wants us all to think she's getting laid by a pseudo-hipster MBA doctor with meatloaf hair.

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  26. Wow, Julia Allison Baugher, dating expert, managed to cover just about every item on the "Desperate Before Hitting 30 Countdown". In a matter of a few hours!
    Run out in shitty weather for a last-minute invite from a total stranger late on a Sunday night (that's 4 right there). Take him home to your girly pink apartment after knowing him for only a few hours, make him pat your baby-surrogate, take his picture (4 more). Post it online(!) (that's a double-score) and throw your bestie under the bus while you're at it (bonus point!). What's fucking left?! Oh ... fucking. She'll save that one I guess.

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  27. I think it's a quadruple whammy.

    Us.. see guys, I had 10. Now add this one for ELEVEN. Oh, and did I mention I have MORE DATES? I AM DESIRABLE! *stomps foot*

    Jakob.. that nudie pic! human sexuality! is he with someone new?! is he FUCKING them?! WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?! *stomps foot*

    Ben.. that'll learn him for responding to my desperate twitter jealousy-inspiring/sniper neg attempts soooooo rudely. *frowny face*

    Mary.. you've got dibs. HAHA EXCEPT NOT!! Just wanted to let the world know I'm dating your guy and he came over, which means he prefers me. SO HAR. That'll learn HER to look better than me at my party and show me up content-wise.

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  28. 9:58 - For a second there you'd think this woman had read and seen every self-help dating tome and movie on the planet, and did the exact OPPOSITE of what they advised! Brilliance.

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  29. @theremustbeapony: AWESOME. And so true.

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  30. Dude's got his coat on. He ain't sticking around for this crazy mess.

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  31. When I looked at this photo on Twitpic, an address is listed:
    "about 2 hours ago from 350 west 53rd street ny ny 10019"
    Her iPhone must insert the address it was posted from somehow?

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  32. Gawker:

    http://gawker.com/5162755/do-not-think-about-possible-jakob-lodwick-sex-pics

    Jacob's post of the nude couple; the girl has a navel piercing

    -- one of the commenters mentioned that back in the day-- Julia blogged her navel piercing.

    What convinced me it is in fact Julia-- is the foot--
    look at the foot in the nudie picture and look at her feet in her NS contributor tutu outfit.

    I think it's her in the picture, and he posted it as a somewhat belated birthday present. Har.

    He too must know how much she loves pics of herself.

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  33. Anonymous 10:42, I'm pretty sure it's whatever Twitter app she has on her phone probably uses the GPS on the iPhone

    Does anyone else think this looks like Kevin Rose from the side? I almost thought it was him

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  34. this is all like some weird contemporary art project -is Matthew Barney involved? No one is really like this, surely?
    Wow and blerg.

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  35. 10:46 - Someone in comments mentioned who it was (whomever he'd reblogged the photo from). Yes JL, but NOT JA. So that's one hell of a bday present!

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  36. 10:46

    Arms too skinny, not freckled like JA's.

    Toenails not painted some hideous vampy red, and toes not plump and sausage-y (see Miss Piggy shot on her blog intro).

    Not her. Might be him though. He's just pasty and hairless enough.

    And by the way, don't underestimate that position. It's a good one.

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  37. I hate to say this, but boy, there is NO WAY that pic is of JA... her waist, thighs, backside are not that thin... speaking as a girl, sorry... maybe it's Mary (!), who spends all of her time working out and not eating...

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  38. Bicurious Party HatMarch 3, 2009 at 2:32 AM

    Is doc dude wearing gloves, or are his sleeves pulled over his hands? Is that a hoodie? Think she took his pic on the sly and he didn't know?

    So many questions.

    If you liked this guy, Mary, don't worry. I have a feeling Jackles will scare him right back into your arms, wife-fluffer style.

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  39. . . .aaaand the photos been taken down. Or has it?

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  40. Julia Allison took the picture down and reposted it as a twitpic. Not sure what the twisted motivations are behind her constant rewriting of history/blog revisions, but I am sure it stinks of desperation with a hint of pathetic.

    http://twitpic.com/1t64h

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  41. Maybe she thought this way he would not be able to google her indiscretion which, of course, is not true.

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