I wonder what can be done about this situation now that she has steadfastly refused the exorcism. And the exorcist came so highly recommended to Mother, too. But, alas, even after the Easter debacle, my poor demented sister refused his services.
As for this weekend, I assure you there is a special kind of shame involved when your older sister comes to town and spends quality time with vomiting teenagers. In two years she will be 30. I hang my head in shame and continue to wonder what went wrong and when, oh when, will it right itself.
These pictures are actually shocking. A near-30 year old woman goes out to play with college SOPHOMORES?!
ReplyDeleteI was hesitant to subscribe to the "no-really-she's-clinically-batshit-insane" school of thought, but now there's no denying it.
She needs help.
I thought she was in Boston visiting her best friend, so why isn't she hanging out with said person and these underage strangers instead?
ReplyDeleteNice gang signs! Jesus H. Christ. Grow up woman!
ReplyDeleteShe NEVER drinks, people!
ReplyDeleteanyone else love* the classist twitter post about "they let THIS guy into harvard!"
ReplyDelete*sarcasm......nothing infuriates me more than people assuming people who wear cut-offs and drink from the bottle couldn't/shouldn't get into harvard.
Anybody else realize that, while Mrs. Baugher's children are throwing the love sign, Mrs. B prefers the devil horns?
ReplyDeleteInteresting.
I think for this picture to have its full effect, it would be good to have the one where she is posing in front of the Harvard statue because this way we see the effing GOWN in which she's plodding around there. http://twitpic.com/41wnd
ReplyDeleteRe: the THIS guy post - work hard, play hard, does that concept sound familiar? I'm sure someone on the Harvard campus can explain the concept of work to her.
4:41, that dress is tragic. it also makes her look really big in the hips
ReplyDeletePage Six item ends with a comment about Cutler getting in touch with JA. I read that to mean he had spoken with the NYP, confirmed that JA planted the item, and would be upset. The fallout certainly caused him grief.
ReplyDeleteThought this undergrad keg party was actually an old photo. Seriously. So I hightailed it over to "think differently"--I never give non-society page hits!--only to discover a cache of snaps more appropriate for 16 year old boy going batshit crazy with his camera after his older brother had invited Little Bro to his first college party. Nope, it's the trademark immature behavior of a near 30 year old who still doesn't want to leave high school or college and join the working world. Best snap: Tollia being held up in the air while being felt up by at least one undergrad. Next up? Julia in Max Hardcore's College Cuties Vol. 16.
ReplyDelete"Oh, come on Muffy, she's not a cougar! Is she?"
ReplyDeleteMore than anything, it totally disgusts me how far she'll go to avoid having a picture taken from her "bad side."
ReplyDeletehttp://13.media.tumblr.com/NB8YioMLimrnbu5jFFVggbnmo1_500.jpg
LMAO @ 5:44 I looked at that picture too, because it struck me as so odd. My question was, "what goes through her mind to think that this is how she should pose for this shot?" You're right. It's her bad side LOL. What a freak.
ReplyDeleteAs I sit here watching Napoleon Dynamite whilst cruising RBNS, I have to wonder -- were any of you mystified by the fact that she hung out with random Harvard sophomores instead of her brother? If I were in the town where my beloved little brother resided, I'd most certainly want to chill with him, and not strangers.
ReplyDeleteDon't get that at ALL.
Also, the use of the word "pre-frosh" is supremely annoying. Julia, you do not look anywhere close to being a senior in high school. Get over your obsession with "COLLEGE!!!!" and grow. The. Fuck. Up.
lol hay guyz! I'm not a cougar, I am waaaay too young and thin! I even pass for a teenager lol! Oh this so reminds me of my first year at Georgetown. Did I tell you I went to Georgetown? Because I went to Georgetown.
ReplyDeleteI think that's what she means by 'living differently' -- that is, the obsession with whatever she feels, be it college, not growing up or headbands.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't like rules.
So the dude in the blue shirt behind her is blowing chunks by the looks of it.
ReplyDeleteHe's probably one of the awesome guys that are 'lining up' to have sex with her healthy 'curvy' body.
ReplyDeleteThe overly made up woman in the maxi dress who's not driking AT ALL is totes a pre-frosh!
ReplyDeleteGosh,indeed they let THAT guy in, Jules.. that you failed to gain admission says plenty then! Good on Haaaarvard.
ReplyDeleteHello. Could anyone explain to me the Nonsociety site? What is its purpose or special services?
ReplyDeleteBingo spot for the post-MIT there aren't enough girls in tech post.
ReplyDeleteHey Jankles? Maybe your next tattoo should say 'Let It GO'.
ReplyDeleteShe does not look fat here. The other pictures were just bad lighting.
ReplyDeleteso her new matchmakers are college keg parties?
ReplyDeleteI just enjoyed how in every caption she stressed how she was able to fool college students into thinking she was a pre-frosh, aka a high school senior. Earth to JA, that was TEN YEARS AGO. NO ONE WAS FOOLED.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'm willing to bet she was the only person over 25 at that party.
Anon8:53: LOL!! Bad lighting! Yeah.
ReplyDeleteThat people think you're so immature you're still in college, at 30, is not a compliment.
ReplyDeleteOk, this is meghanaise, so off-topic, but seriously? Is this a joke?
ReplyDeletehttp://meghan.nonsociety.com/lifecast/100403278--
Meghan just discovers something teenagers have been doing forever.
ReplyDeleteGoodbye Typewriter!
ReplyDeleteBy Meghan Asha
We all love Minesweeper, but did you know that Microsoft also offers a product that can help you be MORE productive around the office?
"Microsoft Word" is rich-text word processing software that allows you to create documents right from your computer. Per usual, it's even web-integrated, meaning you can search the internet for clip art right from the program module.
So what are you waiting for! There's no excuse to delay starting those reports, or that letter to your mom! HAR!
"None is so wasteful as the scraping dame :
ReplyDeleteShe loseth three for one ; her soul, rest, fame."
Meghan's post sounds like it was sponsored.
ReplyDeleteJulia is throwing the gang sign for MS-13, the most dangerous gang in America.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.stmarystoday.com/News/ms13_011008b.jpg
we should be so lucky should MS-13 take offense and decide to show up and chop her with machetes.
maybe they could just chop off those horrible fake dead-rat extensions with the machetes? at least?
So Meghanaise, inventor of the roomba, is now shilling for Microsoft? Surely everyone and their mother is acquainted with Word? And don't call me Shirley!
ReplyDeleteWasn't she sooo looking forward to going to Boston so she could go see her friend? You know...Dan. The one with cancer? Her cancer friend?
ReplyDeleteI hope he has friends more interested in supportive behavior than undergrad keggers at Harvard...which really... not all that fantastic.
you guyyys, i'm anonymous 10:54. meghan didn't write the word review. i did. satire.
ReplyDelete10:54/12:14 :
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed it. You had me from the Minesweeper reference. VERY NICE!!
12:14PM,
ReplyDeleteI assumed it was satire, but the sad thing is that I had to check to be sure :-)
"My God, this planet has blue skies, deep green grass, a soft blowing wind, laughter, warmth. I did not know."
ReplyDelete- Lilly Dog
http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/100395219-0-6
And I fell for it. Sad :(
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