Thursday, April 9, 2009
The Girls: One of Them Is Rapidlyaging.com
Some tips for our gals.
Rambo: Two words. Deep conditioning.
Megs: Show off your body more, like you did in this outfit. You have a lovely body. Stop wearing the tent shirts and dresses. And oh yeah, stop making such goofy faces all the time. You're not Jim Carrey.
Jackles: HolyShit.com. Get a sleeping prescription ASAP and lay off whatever you're injecting into your face. What the hell is going on? Are you suffering from that early-aging disease? I repeat: HolyShit.com. Get some goddamned sleep and some exercise and start eating solid healthy foods, not cupcakes washed down with Swiss chard nectar. And lose the Morticia hairdo while you're at it. The teasing/bobby pins/mullet atrocity you've got going on there makes you look like the fourth runner-up in the 1974 Miss Oklahoma pageant who's now slinging hash at a roadside diner and eager to get out a bit early so she can race to the Bingo hall. You have GOT to be kidding me. "Bingo!!!!"