Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Julia: Another Lie


Mary & I are in this fantastic documentary, Youth Knows No Pain, by the talented filmmaker Mitch McCabe, premiering this Tuesday April 28, 6:30 pm at the Walter Reade Theatre. Visit the Lincoln Center online box office to get your tickets! The film is showing one time only, and the screening is already almost sold out!

PS. Yes, that would be me in the small photo in the center at bottom - at Dr. Bobby’s getting restylane in my laugh lines. Too much laughing!




Huh. Remember when a commenter sent Jackles an e-mail asking her about what she gets injected into her face, and Jackles indignantly replied that she NEVER gets any injections, she simply sees Dr. Bobby for her acne!!!!

Mary called her out on the lie once on TMI Weekly Shitshow, as well. And here she is, caught in her lie once again. Sure explains the wonk eye. Sad:(.

84 comments:

  1. all this posturing to get free & comp-ed treatments from Dr. Bobby... unfortunately now she is a real-life, walking advertising AGAINST using Dr. Bobby.

    Seriously, Jankles is a major plastic surgery "dont."

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  2. The internets never forget, Jankles.

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  3. Julia stumbles once again in her own web of lies. sad :(

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  4. So remind me again why we should ever believe anything Julia Allison writes or says, ever? Liecast, indeed.

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  5. So funny how JA is resorting to her old tricks, posting old pics of her pre-poofy state to neutralize the less than flattering Hog Stand picture. Gimmicks upon gimmicks, like a circus side-show of the bizarre at this point.

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  6. Do we have that I never had anything done reply somewhere to maybe put it next to today's statement? Just to enhance the effect like they do on tv sometimes when they contrast contradictory soundbites.

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  7. I can't remember what commenter got the reply from her, but if he/she is reading, do share it with us.

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  8. Straight from the horse's ass: http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/76274255-0-2-acne

    From: Julia Allison
    Date: February 6, 2009 6:29:00 PM EST
    To: [redacted]
    Subject: Re: OH GOD!

    I’ve never had anything injected into my forehead or cheeks. Why would you think that?? I have bad acne.

    Sent from my iPhone

    Let me add: My acne tends to really flare up when I’ve had lack of sleep, stress and lack of healthy food and exercise (like during Munich/Davos), so I feel as if my current regime - at least 7 hours each night, trying to calm down a bit, and eating healthy with exercise - should help out. Nonetheless, Dr. Bobby had some topical treatments, as I refuse to use any hormonal medicines, including antibiotics and birth control. I don’t take ANY medicine at all except Advil on occasion (oh, and Midol, on even rarer occasion).

    Plus - if you must know - I was also getting some suspicious moles checked out, although he deemed them “normal.” Eh. I had a dream that one of them was cancerous the other night, so … I just thought, better safe than skin cancer.

    THAT SAID, I have no problem with cosmetic procedures and fully intend to use botox when the time comes.

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  9. So she is simply a complete and utter bald-faced liar. What a surprise. Everything is a lie.

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  10. Ah but see? She says she has never had anything injected into her forehead or cheeks! That is her way of NOT admitting that she has had Restalyne pumped into her lips and naso-labial lines. Which is what Mary called her out on on TMI (the lip injections) and now she HAS to admit to the so-called laugh lines because she is such an attention whore she agreed to be filmed doing it.

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  11. There's a picture (and/or video) she posted of herself at the beginning of the last fashion week when she used "talking to her sick friend" as the excuse to bag on her obligation to TONY to be there. Meanwhile she has enormous TROUT LIPS! The obvious reason she didn't go. She was still swollen from the injections and looked effing hideous. (Well, moreso than usual.)

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  12. Right, so then a commenter emailed her with an old QOTD in which Mary says that Julia has used fillers. Julia replied that she "speaks lawyer" (I would call it pidgin lawyer, personally) and that she said "forehead or cheeks," so it was technically not a lie. Look at that email. She was very purposefully obfuscating the truth. And an argument to prove as much would most certainly hold up in court. I don't know why she thinks it's ok to "basically" lie, as if that's waaaaaay more defensible than just really lying.

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  13. Anon @ 5:51 is right - she is walking advertisement to NOT go to Dr. Bobby. In fact, a few months ago, I wound up walking past his office and as soon as I saw the sign on the building, my very first thought was that this is the guy who convinced 20-something women to get their faces injected with synthetic materials and turned one of them into a waxy-faced, wonky-eyed freak show.

    My next thought was that I wouldn't trust him to treat a boil on my ass.

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  14. Is anyone else amazed that she is proud to be in this documentary anyway? It's about young idiots who are desperate to maintain their appearance through surgery. Nothing to brag about. It just makes her look even more pathetic.

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  15. And again. Who cares? If she wants to drink stupid "cleanses" instead of eating a balanced diet and exercising, fine. If she wants to fill her face full of chemicals in an attempt to accentuate her fake teeth/hair/nose/personality, go for it baby.
    The point is that her "lie cast" is just as fake as she is. And how could it be any other way?
    Similarly, who cares about how much weight she gains or loses? The point there is that she dresses like an idiot to get attention and/or ride on someone else's style. It's easy to make a supposedly "hot" body look good in anything yet she fails there with her stupid slut outfits. It's also easy to make an average body look good too but she is frozen in her little girl slut sensibility that not only doesn't do her current figure any favors but also looks tawdry and desperate.

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  16. I mean seriously? Getting anything injected into your face before age 30, at the EARLIEST, is the most ridiculous thing imaginable. So you want to look 21? What the fuck is wrong with looking 28?

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  17. She's only posting how she's posting right now bc of her upcoming speech. She always does this. Always.

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  18. there are some funny tweets out there:

    agria: @juliaallison the psychic probably just googled "Julia Allison". i would've told you the same thing...

    agria: @MITiClub you invited @juliaallison to talk innovation? how's she innovative? that clown has a blog and a twitter. i weep for my alma mater

    jccmia: @juliaallison outing rosie was a bitchy thing to do, even for you. guess your call for internet boundaries only applies to other people

    MandaPandaD: @juliaallison Is this what you meant by promising to bring your "A-game" content this year?

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  19. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=35471741&id=1402715&ref=mf#/photo.php?pid=32149082&op=1&view=all&subj=1402715&id=1100892

    JULIA GOT A BOOB JOB - CHECK THE SCAR

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  20. the movie has a facebook group

    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=77156619907#/group.php?gid=77156619907

    "Featuring
    Julia Allison, NYC Internet girl. And partner Mary Rambin. Say no more."

    based on the description, i can't imagine that this is going to paint her in a flattering light.

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  21. what do they mean "say no more"?

    of course julia and her wacky-ass easter costume is a member of the group---so viewers can see "Oh thats the demented girl from NYC in the movie! how sweet that they let her have a facebook!"

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  22. Hilarious that she's all "get your tickets before they sell out!" when it states on the poster that the movie will be on HBO in August.

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  23. This goes one step beyond pathetic. Plastic surgery prior to age 30? And not only did the braying jackass lie about Dr. Bobby's injections, even her announcement trumpeting her shame is a lie. The film will only be shown once? Ah, looks like the horror show will be premiering on HBLow in August, where they will no doubt broadcast Julia's folly several times. Does she not understand that this film might actually be very damaging publicity? Does she not understand that everyone is already laughing at her? Does she not understand that when she lies, the Internet still works as the custodian of her dissembling? Think I'm just beginning to realize the extent of Julia's pathologies. Here's hoping that her family does some sort of intervention.

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  24. @jack.

    I'm going to get clinical---Watch out people! Jackles is a very, very sick woman with rather severe personality pathology. Unfortunately, these are the toughest patients to treat.

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  25. Not only are her parents apparently totally oblivious to her blatant mental illness(es), but as we saw with the Easter Whore photos, they enable her sickness.

    I've said it before and I'll say it now: SHAME ON THE BAUGHERS! They are bad parents.

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  26. @TotalJing: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/21/health/21mind.html?_r=1&ref=science

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  27. TI--I suspect that Jackles will only get psychological help if someone drags her kicking and screaming to a therapist's office. The pathologies seem so deeply ingrained that I cannot even imagine where the most competent of analysts might begin.

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  28. From Julia's Twitter: "Apparently I will also have three children, at least one of whom will be a boy. grrr. Then I want the other two to be GIRLS!"

    No Julia, it's more likely they will be monsters.

    PS. No amount of plastic surgery is going to make you feel better about yourself. You'll need a dose of self reflection for that.

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  29. What I find really sad is that when she is photographed with Randi ZUCKERBURG, Jankles poses and camera hogs like a demented midget Rockette, and Randi does these pathetic little echoes of Jowlia's moves as if she's in on the fun, and not being used as a homely prop to make Julia look better.

    The birthday party was riddled with it, and here's another excellent example.

    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1402715#/photo.php?pid=35454530&id=1402715&ref=mf

    I bet Julia loves it that her movie star poses are so rehearsed and Randi ZUCKERBURG's are such lame and amateurish imitations.

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  30. It would be torture to have her for a mother. Not a shred of sincerity in her hole body, imagine the lengths she'd push any child to appear perfect and what she'd do to them if they didn't measure up to her story book standards.

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  31. @7;40
    That doesn't surprise me at all. I would have predicted such and their are numerous peer reviewed articles confirming this point. I recommend a book called, Psychoanalytic Diagnosis, if you'd like to further read up on this. Notice, I didn't use a DSM code or specific diagnosis in my comment. Get over yourself. We might agree on your point more than you'd think.

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  32. How could you possibly be proud of the fact that you are a poster girl for unhealthy desperation to appear younger than you are?

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  33. No antibiotics or hormones? She tweeted or said on her blog that she was particularly emotional due to the Nuvaring. Last time I checked, that is a) birth control and b) hormones. Er, oops.

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  34. "Too much laughing" - that must be why she can't sleep at night.

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  35. anon 7:45 that is what parents do to produce a Jackles..no joke its very real..

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  36. Anyone here ever think that it is Grandmama that is to blame for Jackles insanity? It all "unfolded" for Mema long before she was 28.

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  37. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2307856&o=all&op=1&view=all&subj=77156619907&aid=-1&id=684942781&oid=77156619907

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  38. @The Nuvoring was my first thought too. In fact, Nuvoring is a particularly hormone-heavy pill.

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  39. Everyone in the movie is like 50+, save for Jackles and Rambo. How sad!

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  40. Some of the craziest motherfuckers I've ever known have been the most charming and the most expert at concealing their true crazy.

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  41. Maybe Jackles needs to become a comedian where crazy is encoruaged even approved of

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  42. Thursday, February 28, 2008 at 10:48pm (birthday party 2008)

    Caption on photo of JABA and Dr Bobby:

    "Oh, Dr. Bobby, celebrity dermatologist to the stars. Is that redundant? Botox me."

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  43. What about MEGHAN ASHA'S POST!!!!??? about getting f*cked over by some "con" mentor-artist?

    DID SHE NOT REALIZE THAT Bernie M. f*cked tons of people AND SHE IS ONE OF THEM!!???

    TOTAL WASTE OF AIR THAT ONE.

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  44. Did anyone catch this a few comments up - it really does look like a boob job scar:

    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=35471741&id=1402715&ref=mf#/photo.php?pid=32149082&op=1&view=all&subj=1402715&id=1100892

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  45. Gee Bernie M returns that were unbelievable..hmm quite true in fact..

    Can we say Meghaniase sucker..

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  46. This psychic thing she's doing right now -- is this her idea of a-game content? The other two are obviously reevaluating their output and working on bettering their content. Is this really all she has left to offer? Business and relationship advice from Miss Cleo?

    I would also love to know if Rosie has any opinion of the crazy pink lady in her apartment building. I'm sure Julia does everything she can to make herself visible whenever she knows Rosie is in town.

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  47. the boob job scar is no longer available, sadly. anyone cache?

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  48. ps ^^^ is CLEARLY evidence Jankles is obsessed with reading here.

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  49. got it

    http://i43.tinypic.com/2wquyw1.jpg

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  50. It definitely looks like a surgery scar on her breast to me. Looks kind of messed up actually. Is anything on this woman real?

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  51. Excellent catch chescaleigh. Is the fact that the photo was pull evidence that it is indeed a boob job scar?

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  52. I'm still seeing the picture on facebook.

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  53. 9:13PM Saddest part is she has done psychic interviews multiple times before. Tired and uninspired.

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  54. This is hilarious: Julia Allison is now presenting herself on today's posts as Ms. Charitable Organizations and squishy community theorist. That's rich. Wonder if she's still saving up those used magazines for the poors? If she's trying to leave an A-game content digital trail for those MIT suckers, she'll have to step it up. Let's hear more on your plans to Teach for America, Jules! That should go over big in MIT land.

    Are your plaid kilts all drycleaned and ready to rock? Getcher schoolgirl on, sistah.

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  55. Seriously. She also got a boob job? Agh. Boob job, veneers, extensions, restalyne, botox, fake eyelashes, nose job - this woman is ridiculous.

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  56. 9:44, what's sad is that she was a naturally pretty girl before the fake boobs, nose job, hair extensions, veneers and botox/restylane. any young woman (and yes, i consider 28 still young) who goes to such lengths to alter her appearance OBVIOUSLY has major self esteem issues.

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  57. FormerGawkerEmployeeApril 22, 2009 at 9:56 PM

    Chescaleigh: She places all value on looks. That's why she's going nuts about her weight gain. Yet she's too lazy to work out and lacks the self-discipline to stop eating shit; she admitted it herself in her post about the Facebook cafeteria.

    It's a tough life being lazy. In fact, all of the most messed-up people I know are chronically lazy. They just cannot get up off their asses and do anything; they expect success, riches, comfort, a good life, to just come to them miraculously. Just as Jackles expects to be paid just for existing.

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  58. Chescaleigh, you speak the truth! i agree; attractive girl who ruined her naturally good looks with procedures and esteem issues.

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  59. I don't know if she has veneers. I think she probably has gotten her teeth whitened to death, though. In some pictures the coloration of her teeth don't match. Veneers are made especially to blend in with your natural teeth, so the color would be consistent.

    As for the boob job, I'm not so sure about that either. I really think her weight gain has just made her boobs bigger. For a boob job, her breasts are kinda floppy.

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  60. http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v99/191/87/1402715/n1402715_32116239_6471.jpg

    so they've clearly been an item before? this is news to me. thanks, facebook!

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  61. Christan: Her teeth are MASSIVE, though. That's why I think they're fake.

    I am not convinced about the boob job either. Is it a scar, or a piece of double-sided tape? There have been photos of her without the push-up bra on where her knockers are noticeably smaller and not as rock-hard as fake tits.

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  62. Yeah I didn't think she had a boob job either, but, um, that's a mammoplasty scar in that picture.

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  63. Ok. She may not have had a boob job. Who knows. I just feel that people who partake in as many procedures as she does are either in media, (so I guess that makes sense) hollywood, or porn.
    I must admit I'm a bit jealous. One has to have a lot of expendable money to pay for all those procedures. Good for her I guess?

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  64. I think what some are seeing as a bob job is natural floppy bob smoosh. They're real.

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  65. Christan: Her teeth are MASSIVE, though. That's why I think they're fake. Yeah, they are big, but I've seen bigger. Like, in my own family. Chiclets. If the front teeth are bleached and the eye tooth and back are not, then the front teeth are going to look much bigger by comparison because they stand out. To me she always seemed to have an overbite.

    I think the lip injections have changed how her mouth frames her teeth and that affects how big her teeth look, too. Her face has definitely changed in the past 2 years. She definitely had a nose job, though.

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  66. Plus, almost everyone goes through the belly button avoiding breast scars.

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  67. But there looks to be an actual scar and puckering around it in a way that looks consistent with surgery and not much else. What is that then?

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  68. 10:32, don't be jealous. people who have that much work done usually become addicted to it and as a result begin an endless spiral of procedures to keep up appearances.

    sure, she might have had the money to continue having work done in the past, but once her money runs out she's really going to look bad. and even if she can continue to get injections, she's just going to look even more fake and waxy. she's never going to regain her natural beauty. she's ruined herself.

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  69. You can tell even from this picture of her as a kid that's there probably been a nose job or two in her past.
    http://www.facebook.com/photo_search.php?page=13&id=1402715&view=user#/photo.php?pid=30096839&id=1402715

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  70. I must admit I'm a bit jealous. One has to have a lot of expendable money to pay for all those procedures. Good for her I guess?The nose job was probably paid for by her family or covered under their insurance. Looks like she got it when she was still under 21. The rest? Injections are free, teeth bleaching free. She may even have gotten the veneers for free.

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  71. i don't have much to say about the possible boob job, but does it weird you out that humans wear those kind of dresses? like caroline and julia decided to coordinate outfits that night and julia said, "i can't decide. it's between the sweatervests and the open-boob dresses."

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  72. Yeah, anon 10:54, I thought that too. The fact that we are even able to discuss whether that thing on JA's breast is a boob job scar means she's got way WAY too much hanging out of her dress. She would absolutely not be allowed to enter most nice NY restaurants dressed like that.

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  73. Wasn't this at the NonSociety coming-out party they staged when they still thought the Bravo show was going to happen? that would explain the calculated cleavage on the part of both Julia Allison and friend Caroline. JA probably egged Caroline on to give the cameras something to focus on.

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  74. No, Dys.

    I believe the photo in question was taken when Karp, Caroline, Charles Forman and Julia were in Vegas.

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  75. ZOMG my NonSociety scholarship haz failed me!!! No PHD for me. *tears hair*

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  76. I know for a fact that she has had a nose job. From the source.

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  77. I know first hand that JA has not had any breast work. Also, the telltale sign missing is the unnatural bubble at the top of the breast. Nose, yes. Veneers, no. Overbite, yes, severe, wears a retainer. How I know? Known her and KK since 05' from when they lived together at Park and 23rd.

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  78. Has anyone posted this pic yet?

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/rickyv/1573139237/in/photostream/

    Wtf

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  79. ewwwwwwww my eyes

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  80. @12:26AM

    I think that was a "rubik's cube" party from ages ago. God, I cannot believe I remember this stuff. Julia's curse is that you become her memory. On the plus side, though, David Karp's late night arrival seems to have started the crazytrain back up!

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  81. @12:26AM

    Must be an old pic, before Jankles learned to avoid posing next to someone younger and pretty.

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  82. Anon10:44: I can't believe what a fugly child JA was. Not cute, at all.

    And those are fucking veneers if I've ever seen them.

    And Caroline McCarthy really cannot afford to go braless with those hanging melons in that Vegas dress. Not hot. Girlfriend is like 24. Sad saggy boobs at such a young age. If you look at other pics in the series JA's tits are basically hanging out all over the place. She didnt even use double sided tape. She just let them flop in the breeze for passersby to peruse at leisure.

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  83. That's an old shot with Ricky Van Veen's girlfriend, I believe -- the one JA claimed was not "New York enough."

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  84. @Betsy, surgeons can change that now. New advances and what not.

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