Welcome to the terrible majesty of the bray and the cray!
David Karp is here!
Always remove wallet, phone, keys and beverage container from pants before getting blowjob.
Isn't that the only NS investor left standing?
Actually, he is laying in the Pottery Barn Teen chair when he feels the lips upon his penis (and the lips have been treated by Dr. Bobby, yay!!).
You mean the only NS investor left seated and getting serviced?
RG @ 1:36AMYou just crossed a line, and it was double-yellow.
I think that is the only NS investor that got serviced..Meghanaise keeps complaining that she did not get 'serviced'..
Meghanaise got "serviced", it was just via the backdoor - and she doesn't even know it yet. On average it takes her about 5 years to figure that kind of thing out.
No he is seated awaiting french kisses from Lilly the monster??
@1:40AM, or maybe a double-header?
JULIAS HAIR EXTENSIONS ARE BACK.
Is that the fake rose she got on Valentines day?
David Karp: Blown' Away is Julia's Business Plan
Such filthy thoughts as yo'all cross the median strip! Everyone knows Yulia doesn't have sex. sad:(
I love you,Yack the Bulldog. (I will blow you.)
not to threadjack, but marys new recipe hints that shes going to soon be cooking for two?? is she moving to LA for a boy? insider gossip, please.
David Karp looks pretty in the kind light shed by those pink pleated lampshades!
Sorry but David Karp is just as creepy as Jackles, but not as creepy as Caroline McCarthy.. Now she is a freak.
DyspepticYep, it's the best ol' frogface has ever looked. Maybe he'll get all turned on looking at Julia's picture of himself on the blog that he sponsors and engage in another round of delete Toolia's enemies?
and right after this picture was taken, a pink-tutued jankles leapt into the arms of her angel investor...and please tell me mary's cooking for two doesn't mean a baby is on the way.
So, Mary's definition of "living differently" was to become a homeless, unemployed, single mother wandering the streets of LA?
har, @1:39. can you picture meghan in five years, a confused look on her face: "did i just get f*cked in the ass?" she's swift, that one."hey guys, check out this cool new thing called the roomba. WOOT!"
I'm guessing David Karp is not alone visiting Julia... somebody's taking the picture, and David is looking at (and engaged with) somebody else. Or he just likes staring at the the spot where the wall meets the ceiling.
I opt for David staring at the spot where the wall meets the ceiling.
Probably the only thing in that place that doesn't hurt his eyes.
The Parikh household, 5 years in the future...Meghan: Har, Snowflake, check it out, I found this site called Google. Very nice!Snowflake: What does it do?Meghan: You can "google" people. Check it out, let's try "Julia Allison", my trusted friend and mentor! Hmm, 'J', 'u', 'l', ... OK, it's working! Oy!(silence)Snowflake: It says here that Julia is a notorious fameball and that she tricked you into investing like $200,000 into a project called "NonSociety", does that ring any bells?Meghan: Ouch! My ass hurts! I feel betrayed. Why does this always happen?Snowflake: Well, the intarwebs is a noisy and confusing place my dear. Let's just go to the Apple Store and I'll buy you a new iPhone since you spilled battery acid on the last one and accidently dropped it into the fireplace. Then, when we get back, I'll let you play with the Roomba again. I love you sweetie.Meghan: I love you too, Snowflake. Har!
Wow! Her friend is over! That is something to blog about. We all know you are friends with him. And we all didn't care the first 700 times you told us.
Ok, suppose you are some newbie who happens upon Julia's NS site for the first time - senseless posts of conversation snippets with someone called David Karp??? Why would you return visit?
He'd have better luck at a convent.
When David Karp decides to grace our Pink-Lit Jules with his presence, even at midnight, she welcomes him as if it were some weird version of a late-night booty call. Which only in a figurative sense, I suppose, it is. As much as I hate to draw the curtain on this fascinating vignette, my work this evening is finished, and--unlike certain people who must ceaseless troll the intarwebs--I shall sleep.
Maybe Julia can give David the name of the dentist that did her smile. He has some jacked up teeth, veneers would help him look less like a bunny rabbit...
My only response to her statement is "So?"
So some single internet dude is hanging out in her tiny little bedroom around midnight.Speaking as someone who doesn't know much about JA and just visits her site now and then, my mind automatically went where in should in such a situation: Why is she blogging about what appears to be a booty-call?
Anonymous 2:52, I think I love you... (har! woot!)
"juliaallison: Ugh, I couldn't fall asleep so I just pulled an all-nighter. Damnit! And I was doing so well, too. Grrr, David Karp, this is all your fault. about 2 hours ago from web"Did you guys know David Karp was at her house? Cause David Karp was at her house. All night. David Karp was.
David Karp was at her house? Wow! Is she friends with Randi Zuckerberg too, by chance?
It always amazes me how she lives in an 11 year old's dream apartment. I know 13 year olds who have more offbeat & sophisticated interior decorating skills.
That's what happens when you decorate exclusively with Pottery Barn Kids and Ikea.
PP got a Twitter reply from JA!(I'm starting to think Julia absolutely loves this website and enjoys fucking with us.)
Yeah but c'mon - when are corndogs NOT funny? I was THISCLOSE to making a Lillydog out of one of those mini corndogs.
OMG, what did the reply to PP say?
Very exciting, I know. yay.com or some shit.
partypants: NOW you have arrivedHAPPY:)
PP, can this tweet go on the The Reblog of The Reblog of Reblogging Nonsociety?
I don't control what other people post on their own blogs.