Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Julia: More Scintillating Airport Coverage


Flight delay for our Jetblue redeye at SFO - with Caroline and Megs



It must be weird walking into an airport with Jackles. She must be like a kid in a candy store, unable to contain her excitement at the array of arrival and departure signs, gates and trash bins she might soon be able to snap and post breathlessly to her blog. An airport is a veritable content smorgasbord for Jackles!

Also, what the fuck?

shiralazar: love @juliaallison coverage of social web foocamp http://julia.nonsociety.com... (my blog to follow :) )

17 comments:

  1. JABA the Nut is the kind of nitwit who would go to Paris and take zillions of photos of the airport, the towels in her hotel room, herself in the mirror, but none of the museums, architecture and other points of interest that fascinate normal people.

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  2. Or cups of coffee and nondescript street signs in London?

    The more we examine this dame, the dumber we truly believe her to be. She reads a lot to pick up catchphrases and stay up on what the cool kids are talking about, and and uses the odd big word -- however, when was the last time you saw "ineffable??" -- and yet she's actually even dumber than Rambo and on par with Megs. Dumb dumb dumb.

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  3. The repeated slanket-talk got me thinking. Is a corndog in a slanket the corollary of a corndog in a tutu? Like an ageing corndog in a tutu eventually replaces it with a slanket?

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  4. JULIA'S BRAINApril 21, 2009 at 8:28 AM

    BUT PEOPLE!!!! THIS IS MY A-GAME CONTENT!!!! I PROMISED IT IN MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS!!!!!!

    Of course, that skinny bitch Mary had to go steal my A-game content resolution and start her own blog with more content than mine, but whatever!!! I will start working on my A-game content as soon as I get home from my AMAZING TRIP!!!! I miss my dog, so much, y'all. But really, after I get home and sleep for about 13 hours straight (SOOOOOOO EXHAUSTED!!!!!) I will feel refreshed and ready to work on my best content EVAR! I promise! You just wait!!!!! (right after I do some Dave Morin tweetstalking. That Brittany Bohnet is a bitch. Trust bunnies)

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  5. Oh my God, Anon8:28. It might be that time again, to repost her New Year's Resolutions and howl at them.

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  6. Jacy - yes please! A great thing to revisit since Julia seems to be down to posting twice a day and it's rather difficult to parse a picture of a trash can.

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  7. I'm pretty sure the trash can is a metaphor for her life.

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  8. Julia's New Year's Resolutions: HILARIOUS.

    http://julia.nonsociety.com/post/67930464-0-0

    Nonsociety - "Get views up to 3 million by April. " HA HA HA HA

    TMI Weekly - "Raise TMI viewers to 250,000 per episode by March, 500,000 by June, 750,000 by Sept, and a million by December 2009." HA HA HA HA

    "Meet Tina Brown and become involved in The Daily Beast somehow." HA HA HA HA HA HA

    "ABSOLUTELY NO MORE ALL NIGHTERS." HA HA HA HA HA

    "I want to experience a little bit of magic every day." MAGICAL AIRPORTS!!!!

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  9. Their most recent TMI videos all have way less than 5,000 views on Youtube. Most hover around 2,000.

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  10. how is this considered CONTENT?! and why is shiralazar plugging julia's blog? there's NO coverage of foo camp on her "lifecast" once so ever.

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  11. Oh contrare! Julia Allison Baugher told you bunnies ALL you need to know about foocamp silly! SHE was there; the conversations SHE had were CONFIDENTIAL. End of coverage. You're welcome.
    (Don't you remember Davos?! A new standard was set bunnies! Many pictures of Julia but NO comment on what it was like to actually be there! No stories of the day-to-day dynamic. Because, whatever. Don't you get it? Julia Allison Baugher IS giving you all the important info! Julia in a low-cut dress with a bunch of old men in a piano bar! That's ALL that really mattered!)
    Now be kind. It would take some real work, y'all, to write about an event in terms of interesting anecdotes and setting the scene. And even worse, including other people! Then wouldn't be only about HER! Plus, she's sooo tired from her crazy travel schedule and gruelling exercise/diet regime. She's EXHAUSTED people ... it's a lot harder work to do nothing and make it look like something than you realize!

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  12. officially taken, thanks!

    - Formerly anon 1:20, 2:08, 2:32, 2:47, etc.

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  13. There was a good and lengthy post on foocamp on tech crunch that did a good job explaining the camp AND the whole confidential nature of some of the talks. Every conference they've been to they've found some excuse to deliver no content while other sites and publications have come up with thorough, quality content every time.

    I think by now we all know they have no intention of coming up with coverage of conferences. They go for their own benefit. They photograph themselves just like they do at home. They don't even promise coverage anymore. The pretense is gone.

    Nonsociety doesn't even pretend anymore that it's about delivering content besides photos of the girls and Megan's cut and paste-ish mini posts that always come 10 days after even a nontechie like me has heard whatever so-called new thing she is talking about.

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  14. correction to comment @ 2:55: I think the post I read on foocamp was on techcrunch but I'm not 100% certain.

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  15. Is it wrong for me to admit that Caroline's creepy-looking demon face haunts my soul?

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  16. i totally agree 3.58. She creeps me out.

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