Friday, April 10, 2009

Julia: Let The Meghan McCain Stalking Begin


Yet another reason to love Meghan McCain: we have the same taste in fashion!

(one of my favorite DVF coats)


And of course there's this:


Today, taking shots at a woman’s weight has become one of the last frontiers in socially accepted prejudice.

- Meghan McCain


And then there are these embarrassing teenage fangirl moments:

I, for one, think she’s gorgeous, funny, intelligent and has more balls than every guy I know, combined. When I read her essays in The Daily Beast, I just want to be friends with her. Hmm - anyone know her email? :)

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QUIT TALKING ABOUT MY WEIGHT, LAURA INGRAHAM - THE DAILY BEAST


Why I love Meghan McCain. If it weren’t so lame, I would write YOU GO GIRL! Oh. Wait. I just did.

Whatever, it’s appropriate in this situation. YOU GO GIRL!

I bet the piece’s working title was, “Quit Talking Bout My Weight, Bitch!”

:)


Oh Jackles. Why am I almost certain that if Meghan McCain had burst upon the scene a year or so ago, when you were in the "skinny phase" you keep wistfully blogging about, you'd have looked down your nose at her and been horrified that she appeared in public wearing the same coat you have?

As always, even your celebrity worship is somehow all about you.

45 comments:

  1. I went to Columbia with Meghan, and I really don't think she'd go for this friendship.

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  2. Exactly!

    Jules is only a fan of McCain when she doesn't like what she sees in her ibooth photographs. Otherwise, she rarely acknowledges the presence of someone over a size 6, never mind a ginormous size 10 like McCain. Let's be clear; in Jackles world a view a size 8/10=Size 3x.

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  3. http://butterflydiary.com/2009/01/letters-to-a-young-blogger-an-interview-with-julia-allison/#comments

    See haters, Gawker thinks I am the greatest and read how I am an inspiration to legions of young journalists! Oh yeah, and Oprah has me on speed dial, bithces!

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  4. I can not believe how different her face looks now compared to this picture of her.

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  5. PS: Unilever's Simon Clift knows I am the greatest, he says I have no talent.
    http://adage.com/digital/article?article_id=135866

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  6. Not Alexander Marquardt But CloseApril 10, 2009 at 11:26 AM

    Anon11:15: She is barely recognizable. How does that happen in a year? You can barely tell it's the same person.

    Also, I too know Meghan McCain. I've already warned her.

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  7. Me too, Anon 11:07! I was about to write the same thing - Meghan was always a pretty private, low-key person (at least when she was at school) and I doubt she'd be gung-ho about a friendship with someone who does not differentiate between personal and public.

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  8. Omgz. I'm no meghan Mccain fan but I'd pay to see her publicly take Allison down a notch.

    And, yeah, what the fuck happened to Julia's face in a year? It turned to Marshmallow slash "The Mask"...Stay away from Dr. Bobby! And get a sleeping pill prescription STAT!

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  9. She took out the extensions, injected a bunch of shit in her face, started drinking, and gained some weight.

    From my own past (minus the injections) let me tell you: Doing these things will FUCK. YOU. UP. in a year or less. Trust me.

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  10. If she has such a lovely coat, why did she run around DC in that pink thing with a fake fur collar just a few months ago? The thing looked like it was from Express circa 1999.

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  11. Because that DVF coat was borrowed for Fall 08' fashion shows. She doesn't own it but still calls it her favorite DVF coat.

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  12. There is only one thing that can save your career now, Julia Allison: Sex tape.

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  13. Yes, Mean Girls are the final frontier of predjudice. Who even remembers Prop 8 anyway? What a fucking moron.

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  14. ok, so she demands people stop talking about her weight under the guise of praising the semi-literate megan mccain while posting about how ugly and unattractive her exes are? jesus h. christ, IT IS TOO MUCH.

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  15. Well MM does have something Jackles DESPERATELY WANTS: A gig writing for The Daily Beast.

    Ru for the hills, MM, you have a target on your back and you do NOT want to be caught by this one.

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  16. between this and Meghan posting horoscope sites (how tech!) Nonsociety couldn't be lamer.

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  17. MM also has the respect of her peers, something Julia will never have.

    Julia is merely tolerated by a very small group of people, and the highest compliment she is paid is that she "isn't that bad" or is "harmless." To be influential and successful, you need the respect of your peers, and she sunk that ship long ago.

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  18. Ol' Jackles would massacre Mother Baugher, Dad Revenue, and Brother Britt if she thought it might get her a column in the Daily Beast. And can you imagine the sort of half-baked manure that she scribbles, or Momsers scribbles, even having a place on Tina Brown's site? More grand delusions! As for sucking up to Meghan McCain, Julia has always been a fascist cunt--it's my way or no way, bunnies--a cold hearted bitch who wouldn't lift a finger to help anyone else, so her true Republican self should be emerging any minute now. Maybe an angry response to not getting the Obama speechwriter gig that she so richly deserved.

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  19. It is funny to watch, though how she tirelessly attempts to latch herself to someone on whose coattails she would like to ride. The tech crowd seems to be going a bit slow at the moment, so why not try political circles again?
    Also, let's not forget the upcoming college reunion. High time to add some names and content to her blog that connects her to the DC crowd and wouldn't it be lovely if she could brag about her "good friend MM" at said reunion? :)

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  20. My close friend Chescaleigh and I talked about this very thing today.

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  21. Jackles just posted this re: Congressman Schock (that's right, CongressMAN. Not CongressBOY, you condescending twat):

    "UPDATE: Ummm … never mind. I’ve heard from a variety of sources that Mr. Schock & Neil Patrick Harris have more in common than I originally thought! ;) Oh well"

    Did she really just OUT a Republican congressman????? Not that she knows anything. Clearly, she just read it here in the last thread. But Christ on a Cracker, Jackles. What the fuck is wrong with you?

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  22. Jesus, has she never heard of libel?

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  23. Good that nobody reads that crap :)
    partypants: stop your ad hominem attacks by suggesting she had a hearing impairment or lack of general knowledge.

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  24. Fran, it must be my ineffable ignorance that makes me attack her so unfairly.com.

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  25. I am reposting comment from earlier re her face, as it seems more relevant here:


    "Her face looks so different from just a few months ago. I wonder if she is taking medically prescribed steroids. I had a friend in college who had terrible cyclical migraine attacks and her doctor would put her on six-week courses of steroids, which helped. One of the side effects, though, was the moon-face look that JA has going on now."

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  26. partypants--And isn't Jackles always threatening others with libel? What a stupid bitch.

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  27. Anon, that's right! I forgot about that. It's going to be amusing when this gets around somewhere and that guy puts her caboose in a noose.

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  28. "facebook just served me a mail order bride ad... the weird thing is that I'm not sure if that's horrible or brilliant ad targeting
    kevin rose 14 hours ago from TweetDeck "

    "@kevinrose - Quite possibly your funniest tweet, ever.
    julia about 14 hours ago from web in reply to kevinrose"

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  29. The Laura Ingraham shit happened what? Like a month ago? Is she just finding out about it now. She is the most out of touch, uninformed person. Which is whatever, except when you're dying to be super in touch and in the know.

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  30. YES, Anon 1:28!!

    That's just what I was thinking. Nonsociety is always 3 weeks late to the party. Meghan McCain made the media rounds - The View, Rachel Maddow, etc. - weeks ago!! It's very old news.

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  31. It's as if she has no memory at all of using a congressman to try to become "famous."

    I bet Meghan would love to have a friend like you, Julia. You'd be the friend she never invites anywhere.

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  32. 1:28

    That was my first thought!!!!! Meghan McCain a talking point trend started in mid-March. Last week, Julia found out about Micro-Payments, something that has been trendy to debate since Decemeber. She's like SO behind the times. Makes sense since she's literally restlyn-frozen in the headband era of her youth.

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  33. "congressboy" is such an AMUSING bitch-mode remark from a so called "woman" (falling out as I type this) who:

    - prances around in tutus and poses with barbies
    - posts late night self-photography hugging teddy bears
    - posts constantly the content of her childish interactions with her parents

    Yep, that Julia. She's wayyyy too much WOMAN for that "congressboy:, and if wasn't into her, it would totally HAVE to be because he was batting for the other team! Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha. Delusions continue, and omg already The Daily Beast doeeeesn't waaaaant yoooou.

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  34. She's probably calling him a boy because he's about her age. Reflected youth.

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  35. I have to agree, anon. It's beyond creepy to see a 30 year old woman taking pics of herself in pigtails hugging teddies. It's beyond disturbed. I haven't heard of that kind of crap outside of people who were sexually abused.

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  36. 1:13 JA is beyond reproach. No one puts JA in a corner. Makes you jealous, huh?

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  37. She has no awareness about how creepy her infantilization of self and other is to the public, her public. This gives me pause.

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  38. 1:28: this is the most salient post on the matter. All of the NS girls - while constantly claiming they are working - are stunningly uninformed.

    It is almost like they are checking google alerts all day and scouring the web for any mentions of themselves. Watching TMI quickly became like watching repeats of The View on freaking Oxygen.

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  39. Well, another 3 or 4 years and they'll be just the right demographic for a talkshow on Lifetime Television for Women.

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  40. Does anyone watch Big Love? Do you remember the young girl who ran away from the compound, Rhonda Valmer, only to manipulate the Hendricksons by acting like a vulnerable child? Julia=Rhonda.

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  41. That picture of the coats - it's like Julia Baugher is literally saying she'd like to ride Meghan McCain's matching coattails. What a bloated, needy, D list celeb-worshipping asshat.

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  42. Mean girl, I know right! We are all aware by now of how pathetic she is. The only thing more pathetic than Julia Allison is a pandabear with a broken leg.

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  43. What about the creepy story about her dad bringing her a bag full of Victoria's Secret at her college dorm?

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  44. The only people who behave the way that she does have had some kind of adolescent trauma. A "grown" woman acting the way that she does just doesn't make sense if all other variable are "normal."

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  45. It's fun for a McCain supporter to see that edge that her father has reflected in a new and fresh way. Good for her.

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