Thursday, April 9, 2009

UPDATE -- Julia: Guy She's Wanted For Years -- NOT The Guy She Wanted Before Having To Settle For [REDACTED] -- Coming to TMI

UPDATE: Sorry everyone, I was confusing two separate Web entrepreneurs with Vs in their names because it is just one of those days. I do apologize sincerely.

She Tweets:

Good morning! After a solid 10 hrs of amazing sleep, now I'm up & ready for gym, then taping 8 eps of TMIweekly, including one w/ @GaryVee!


And today's Tweet of greatness:

kirker: @juliaallison one word: Adderall


And just one other thing. Where the hell is Krystal? It seems clear Rambo is back in town for the TMI tapings, and is still part of the TMI team, so what was/is Krystal's role? Did they honestly just take her to Denmark and play pretendsies that this was their third partner? Are they ever going to announce/explain it to the people that follow their "business" and are completely confused?

24 comments:

  1. Julia said she was going to the gym yesterday... and then proceeded to sit on her ever expanding ass and blog pictures of her scarfing cake and pictures of wedding dresses. So yeah. I'll believe it when I see a faux-ga pose.

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  2. "faux-ga" Love it!

    I'd love another arabesque picture, followed by "I'm crushing on [REDACTED]" twit!

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  3. Not that TMI was anything great to begin with, but ever since they tried to cram in taping six or eight episodes at once it has gone waaaaay downhill. It's abundantly obvious they do very little research or prep work. Did you see the therapy episode?? Just them sitting around talking about themselves. Completely devoid of any useful information AT ALL. Too Much Information Weekly? HAR HAR. It's very clear they're just trying to complete whatever number of episodes are left in their contract, and do so with minimal effort.

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  4. Mean Girl it will now be referred to as TLITO, or too little information too often. Honestly though, I'm excited to see what comes out of this eight episode crunch, what with Julia's failedness at preparing anything ever, Mary's kicking it up a notch even as Bafoonia and tech girl Meganaise act nonchalant about phasing her out of NS, and Meghan's (wait who?) absolutely nothing to add to the convo but a pretty face, a huge smile, and lots of facial emoting. I find Meg the most tolerable of all three, but seriously, w t f. Noooo thereee theeeere.

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  5. Also - it only seems like they focus on the fun part of making the show. Mary blogged about pulling outfits in LA and Julia and Meghan both blogged about some cool chairs they wanted to add to the set. However, they fail to acknowledge the HUGE PROBLEM that has plagued them from the start: all the great clothes and sets in the world won't hide the fact that your content and execution is BAD.

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  6. Who's Gary Vee?

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  7. http://www.1938media.com/gary-vee-and-me/

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  8. Gary Vaynerchuk is a successful video blogger who blogs about wine. He has book deals, TV appearances, web fame... all the trappings of success that make Julia swoon. Too bad she DOESN'T DRINK. Just one more person that Julia can leech some reflected glory from.

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  9. Well naturally, Mean Girl. They've only ever been (and remain) concerned about appearances. When did content or actually bringing something legit to the table ever matter? LOL. Anon 10:07, Gary Vee is an ACTUAL entrepreneur and social media marketer who created and runs Wine Library TV (Julia doesn't drink, though!) - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Vaynerchuk and tends to be roundly well-liked. She's been mentioning him forever (even booted HIS BROTHER out of a space in order to get a front row seat at his recent SXSW speaking engagement - insane), but I don't AT ALL BELIEVE his coming on TMI has anything to do with the fact that he's just scored a $1 million book deal/package. /sarcasm and I'm not saying that's anything to do with him, this is just such a JA move it's ridiculous.


    BTW keeping this as is (had to fix the html markup before it wen through) but just noticed anon 10:15 and I had the same train of thought here, lol.

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  10. Jacy, are you confusing Gary Vee with Ricky Van Veen? Or, can you tell us when she was after Gary?

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  11. Gary Vee is one of the man founders Julia has attempted to court through the years. In fact, many say that Jules has been aggressively going after him for years.

    As for TMI-Mary will have half-asa research (2-3 links and screen grabs). Julia might have a semi related old picture that she thinks relates to the content (i.e. picture of Lake Michigan for Spring Break episode) and Meghanaise will act lethargic but have spurts of energy when anything remotely sexual is brought up.

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  12. I'm still pissed that she somehow snagged a physicist. I can't even stand how jealous I am of that one accomplishment.

    Of course, I'm not jealous of anything else. I might be morbidly obese, middle aged, have an uncontrollable drinking problem, smell like Pall Malls and be covered in cat hair, but at least I'm not Julia Allison.

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  13. Oh my God, Anon, you're right! I am confusing the two. ALL THOSE VEES!!!

    Will shamefacedly correct the headline.

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  14. Rick Van Veen is dude she REALLY wanted but ended up with Lodwick. Both Ricky and Jakob are well aware that Julia really wanted Ricky. Gary V. has been worshiped/stalked/desired by Jules for years.

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  15. No worries, Jacy, it is all too easy to get lost in the twighlight zone.

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  16. Yeah, RVV and Kevin Rose fit her type of men. Creepy eyes, dark hair.

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  17. Anon10:30: And all those Vs!!!

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  18. Kevin Rose, David Karp, Jacob Lodwick, Gary Vee, Ricky Van der Beek... all of these guys are sort of awkward, not-that-attractive dorks, yes? Julia - who has delusions that she a gorgeous perfect 10 gift to mankind - wouldn't give these guys the time of day if they were just 20-something cubicle monkeys with out $$$$$$$. Money talks in Julialand.

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  19. She also fancies herself some kind of early adopting tech diva. I mean the retard thinks she invented blogging, lip syncing 80's music, age-inappropriate dressing, and internet oversharing. I hate to tell her that all that shit was going on across BBS around the world when this corndog-in-a-tutu was still flirting her way out of the principal's office.

    Basically she thinks she is a peer of these tech twerps, and believes she deserves to be desired by them. Considering I in fact invented the internet, she makes me sick.

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  20. "corndog-in-a-tutu"

    I love you, partypants. I think you just invented a new handle.

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  21. @partypants - Al Gore would take exception to that remark, but he's afraid if he does, I'll tell everyone that he was the tailor for Julia's condom Ffairy (sorry, Michael, faerie) outfit. Big Al's got mad sewing skillz. True Story.

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  22. haha James, thanks. I'm trying to get begged to join this high profile writing gig called RBNS. That way, I can start asking for free food at Arby's cuz I be FAMOUS.

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  23. Jealous of Julia Allison is like saying you're jealous of the Octomom

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  24. pp, with that 10:58 remark you really need to stop hahahahaah love youuu

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