Monday, April 13, 2009

I've Written a Letter to Jackles

I paid a visit to my mind helper recently and I see things a lot more clearly now. Fixation on Daddy only leads to trouble. I know of lots of people who could benefit from a visit to a mind helper. 

52 comments:

  1. uh...what the hell?

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  2. Creepy leepy. And, yes, I've always thought Julia might be emulating the great Betty Davis in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? Partypanty, rent the movie, and you'll see....

    A once promising starlet ages, obsessed that she never proved to her daddy that she could be the REAL star in the family...

    Her more successful sister, who went from child star to adult star, has an accident and Baby Jane must spend her days caring for her.

    Poor Baby Jane! Baby Jane soothes herself by dressing in the costumes of her youth, like the one in the she's wearing in that clip. And the makeup is never washed off and, instead, repeatedly applied.

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  3. FormerGawkerEmployeeApril 13, 2009 at 10:32 AM

    Julia will SO be Baby Jane in 40 years. She already looked like her in the LOVE "photo shoot." Yesterday was another stellar sign of where she's headed.

    Nice, Michael McDonald.

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  4. People who didn't see the movie need not comment.

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  5. The parallels are creepy.

    Also, maybe Mary will surpass Jackles (as the Blanche character in this drama) and then we can see the full on unravelling begin.

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  6. I've seen the movie. The construction of this post just makes no sense. Is MM from Russia also, or is this just how he puts together his thoughts?

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  7. Maybe if Michael McDonald had mentioned "lesbian hair ....."

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  8. Anon you need to give up. No matter how hard you try to top my insults, you will continue to be a sad shadow of me, following me from post to post, trying to outshine me. Scamper off, failpanda. There's only room for one partypants.

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  9. Michael is touched! Leave Michael alone, people! He's getting the help he needs.

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  10. PP: Just ignore. It's probably this idiot, who is in here all the time going after the people on her enemy list, including you.

    http://reblogrebloggingnonsociety.blogspot.com/

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  11. Oh. Yeah, cause I've never had that kind of shit written about me before. Try again. Zzzzzzz.

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  12. I mostly read this site as a desk job distraction so I missed all the weekend fun. Excuse me if I am late to the party but MY GOD was Julia's Easter "lifecast" beyond creepy and weird! I like to yuk it up as much as the next person about Julia's bloat, celebrity stalking, etc. but there are some serious, serious daddy issues/family dysfunction on display whenever she visits home. That slutty Easter outfit was just the tip of the iceberg for some seriously disturbing underlying mental issues. I think Julia's Baby Jane routine is ignored by her parents because they are the source/enabler of her issues. Notice how Brother Britt was never mentioned/photographed for Julia's blog this weekend. He has recognized and chosen to distance himself from this messed up family.

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  13. Britt has a serious GF and he likes to spend holidays with her family. She's very shy and not into the photo essay projects that the Baugher holidays turn into.

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  14. I'm sorry but her brother Britt is beyond hot. Maybe I will twitstalk him.

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  15. I think the tips that Jacy receives but refuses to publish because Julia's dad is a lawyer relate to Julia's family and their issues. The disturbing shit that Julia chooses to share is probably only the tip of the iceberg of her family dysfunction.

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  16. My attorney and probation officer would like me to state for the record that I was joking. I would never stalk Brother Britt.

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  17. Anon 11:12: Interesting, I never knew this. Has Jacy explicitly said this? Would it even be at all possible to track the real Jacy down (I am very naive about these things as you can tell)?

    I thought Jacy just didn't post for the sake of RBNS's integrity, not because s/he's afraid of getting sued.

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  18. Julia's latest twit:
    juliaallison80k to TAKE A YEAR OFF? um. Yes, please? --> http://www.nytimes.com/2009...about 1 hour ago from web

    Honey, you've taken your entire adult life off. And notice that the lawyers profiled in the article are going to WORK, probably harder than they did at Skadden...

    Notice no one mentioned starting a vanity blog about nothing.

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  19. I wish to god she would take a year off from being Julia Allison.

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  20. Of course, the interesting part is not the taking a year off part, but the 80k part.
    If only she would openly admit that that is her true goal in life: Getting paid gazillions for doing fuck all.
    And yes, retire that Julia Allison character.

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  21. Isn't that everyone's goal in life????

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  22. I may have left out the being worshipped for it as if that was some great achievement. Sloppy work on my part.

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  23. *the being worshipped part

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  24. Julia Allison is a lazy turd who has skated by on minimal contributions to "work" her entire career. She can't even properly maintain her vanity blog. She is nothing more than a lazy do nothing who sits on her ass in her tiny apartment all day feeding cupcakes to a severe internet addiction.

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  25. Hey look! It's Julia's mom's famous cranberry guacamole!

    http://julia.nonsociety.com/post/95766981-0-0

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  26. Did I miss the part where she tells us why we should give a shit what her mom eats for lunch every day?

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  27. a lot of rather gassy ingredients, that's for sure.
    maybe the next art project?

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  28. That's a meal that will keep you regular!

    While I'm all about eating as much fresh veggies as possible; maintaining a healthy weight and staying healthy doesn't meant you have to eat the same exact thing every single day nor does it mean that you can't throw a few almonds, feta cheese, or chicken/tofu into the mix.

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  29. I'm just lol'ing over Julia's mom trying to sound like some kind of nutrition pamphlet. "Lycopene blah blah cooked blah blah veggies" stfu Robin. YAY.com you figured out google.

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  30. IT'S ALL SO INSIGHTFUL!
    Assuming you never, ever read a health magazine. Or newspaper. Or just about anything, where these facts are regurgitated over and over again. Yawn.com

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  31. I KNOW!!!!! It's like that time nonsociety informed us that Lilly was asleep on the rug, or when Julia "This Just In" Allison informed us that NYC was cold - COLD - in January! NFW!

    Folks, if it is breaking news, nonsociety is there giving you full coverage of life. From Shit Jaba's Mom Said After Three Valium to Shit They Read in Highlights Magazine About Saving Money, nonsociety is THERE.

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  32. I mean really... Is Julia's "business" - her blog - not the most boring thing ever? Here's what I ate for lunch. Here is what the view out my window looks like. Here is an article I read. I am awake. I am going to sleep. This is not some ground breaking new lifecasting medium... it's the most tedious person on the planet. I think my grandpa does more interesting things in one day than Julia and he's 80 and never leaves the house.

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  33. I am not counting on Nonsociety to bring me breaking news on the Somali pirates or recession trend stories on decorating on a budget, but if your goal is to document everything in your life, wouldn't you at least try to DO some interesting things to document? I'd be incredibly embarrassed if my documentation of my life consisted mostly of stuff like pictures of what I see out of a window or the inside of an airport. It makes Julia look pretty sad, pathetic and uncreative.

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  34. I think this momser posting says first of all: suck it, haters! I DO have a good and functional relationship with my mom. We even talk about food and stuff.

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  35. Well, 2.23, we're talking about a person here who considers taking photos of COFFEE an art project. I can't even begin to imagine how mind numbingly boring this Jakob and Julia project must have been.

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  36. Fran check out the current Jacob video at Gawker..it turned out really well for Jacob post JABA..

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  37. Where? I don't care enough to go look for it.

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  38. But Nancy if you remember when they first started this site they made a point of saying "The common belief about blogging is people don't want to know what you had for lunch. But we believe maybe they do."

    Julia truly believes she is so intriguing that people are seriously fascinated by what she sees when she looks out the window, what time she went to sleep, what she ate, what email someone wrote her, etc. Maybe the emails from JA wannabes and drooling men convinced her that a large number of people would actually find this interesting? Or maybe it's that she finds herself so fascinating and has so few other interests besides herself that she can't imagine anyone else wouldn't feel the same.

    Personality based entreprenerial journalism, or something like that, is what she calls it. It's the trend of the future, apparently. I call it narcissism based vanity posting, but what do I know, I'm no tech expert and I didn't invent lifecasting

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  39. Yep. A well-balanced young man. This is either still post traumatic stress or this guy and the internet are not good for each other. WTF.

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  40. pp: http://gawker.com/5209484/the-scary-knife-rites-of-an-apostate-fameball

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  41. Jakob is a disgusting, irritating human. He an Jaba were actually perfect for each other since they both loved themselves more than anything else.

    I wish he would go the fuck away. He's a sweaty codpiece on the balls of the internet.

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  42. If she called it a blog rather than a business it would be different.
    Mary was clued into that a long time ago. Mary's own P.R. keeps her private life separate. Julia should have taken a clue from her on that front.

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  43. "I've lip-dubbed a letter to daddy."

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  44. The only thing interesting about Julia's blog is her creepy woman-child complex and daddy issues on display. It's sort of fascinating in a twisted way.

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  45. It's actually getting into the uncomfortable-to-watch territory to be honest. We're talking about an almost 30 year old woman acting like a coy, sexualized 7 year old girl. It makes me feel creepy crawly at times.

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  46. I wish I'd never heard of this chick. I know way more about her than I should. Yet, I can't look away...not good. I have other shiz to do!

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  47. So what DOES jaba DO all day? I don't mean what she claims she does in her busy oh so important life, I mean, what does she really do all day? Paint her nails? Walk around hoping to get photographed? Because all I get from her blog is that she sits around digging through old pics, and googling her exes.

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  48. lycopene shmycopene. WHERE was mommy bau when dau dau was living a steady diet of cupcakes, alcohol (in secret, SHE DON'T DRANK) and blueprint cleanse juice? OHHHH.

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  49. narcissist headbandApril 13, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    About Jakob: I first heard of JAB when they were dating and doing their joint blog thing (horrific). I remember one video post of his, where he was saying he was surprised at himself for calling julia for a date two days in a row. usually, he "needed time to himself" or some shit after one day spent with her. she was all "yeah i was so surprised to hear from you today." i realized then how sad she was: ready and waiting anytime that idiot saw fit to call her for a date. and totally accepting his "i need time away" bullshit. and this was when the relationship was supposedly at its high point. she must really be insecure or self-loathing to put up with that kind of crap. i wanted to email her then and tell her to get rid of that creep. like everyone here has said, she has deep issues, most likely related to daddy.

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  50. I'm also curious about what she does all day, partypants.

    When you have a full time job, wasting time on the weekends is easy, because relaxing is actually novel. I sometimes let entire Sunday's slip away where I don't do much more than read the paper and make some coffee.

    But I can't freakin imagine doing that every day of my life.

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  51. really??? more boring and sad food posts? this time about the saddest easter dessert in the world? get a life, lady!

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