Thursday, April 30, 2009

Julia: Still Bringing that A-Game Content



Go-carting!

62 comments:

  1. I can see why she needs a vacation. The stress of fake posing behind lecterns plus go-carting is just too much.

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  2. Did they have the entire place to themselves or did other people leave disgusted by the constant braying?

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  3. I seriously can't take the braying references. I pee in my pants a little every time I read them.

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  4. Brayce yourself!

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  5. Loren - Meghan Parikh and Julia Baugehr are just demonstrating the latest video game: Donkey Kart. Sort of like Mario Kart, but with braying donkeys.

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  6. LOL. Can someone explain to me why the hell she's taking photos OF the go-karts but not IN them? Only Megan the producer - fully suited up - gets posted. She's demented. This is exactly why she gets in hot water every time. She's going go-karting which is cool and different -- especially for her -- and supposedly a professional lifecaster, but she can't be bothered to describe the experience and photograph or take a vid of it in action?! Ridiculous. If she doesn't do it in the moment when she's not even paying attention anyway, it won't ever happen. Much like her exaggerated "birthday party" recap and the amount of donation proceeds never happened either. This is basically yet another waste of something other people can't just randomly do with NO report whatsoever. She likes to publicize things she does to seem important, interesting or cool, but she really never cares to describe it for the audience that cannot do the same. For this reason alone her and her business will fail forever.

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  7. I love how she twittered about it, and someone randomly tweeted back, "An unemployed woman goes...GO-CARTING!"

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  8. More A game content:

    ":)
    about 8 hours ago from txt"

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  9. Julia's life is beyond boring now that she's pretty much shat out all her opportunities to be included in any type of crowd.

    Think about it. First, she was going to be a journalist! Then she was going to be a Capital Coed. Then it was celebrity snark pundit. Then she tried the social scene, then she tried to hop on the reality show bandwagon. Now she is trying to pawn herself off as some kind of tech hottie.

    She is a groupie. She will never belong to any of these little cliques she keeps trying to ram her way into, because she isn't good at anything. I take that back - she's good at attracting a man long enough to get what she wants before he realizes what a slag she is.

    She needs to just get married already. She's already cramming chemicals into, and on her face. She's putting on weight. She was born and bred by mumsy and papa to be some lawyer's upper middle class wife. She needs to go marry daddy's partner at his firm and get her home in order before bravo decides to make Real Housewives of Chicago.

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  10. Agreed partypants, but really... who would marry Julia Allison? She's not hot enough for trophy wife material. Not accomplished enough to be a power wife. She can't take care of herself and be bothered to get up before noon. She can't take care of her dog and leaves it with dogsitters because she's always traveling. Do you really think she can take care of a child? HAR.

    No man is going to stick around long enough to get married - can you imagine living with that woman child? You'd be a full time babysitter, not a husband. The only men who could (and do) put up with her are creeps like the fauxtographer and they aren't rich/famous/powerful enough to suit Julia's massively inflated sense of self importance. She thinks she's tech CEO/athlete material. In reality? She's more suited to Joe Average, the assistant manager at the T Mobile store in Glenview. (no offense to Joe Average)

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  11. panty thief -

    Make no mistake. Some idiot 23 year old up and coming technoratti millionaire will marry her dumb ass thinking he is getting the super hot Julia Allison, star of intarwebs etc. No doubt he will think she will bring him that clout/status amongst his equally banana shaped tech geek pals because zomg he got the uber hot cheerleader! loldongs! You succeed it!

    Trust.

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  12. @8:40am
    my thoughts exactly. She can't be bothered to type more than 5 words between two photos on the whole experience? Why are they there? What did it feel like? etc.
    Seriously, she needs a teacher to prompt her with writing ideas which is developmentally appropriate for K-6, not a professional "writer."

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  13. Re: Marriage scenarios
    Moreover, she would never be content with just being someone's Mrs. Big Bucks. Her ego will not allow for this. After all, this woman craves power and tries to achieve this goal by becoming famous because in Foolia land fame = power (cf. her Oprah slide at the cardboard lectern talk). She to be aspiring to becoming part of a power couple, but fails to see that one crucial prerequisite for this is accomplishment on part of both partners. With that part of her track record empty, she has nothing of interest to a guy matching her profile she could bring to the table.

    As far as Joe Average is concerned, most guys tend not to go for high maintenance wannabe princesses but someone they can actually build a future and a life with.

    By the way, did anybody else find the comment she made after meeting with the fortuneteller potentially scary? The one that people would HAVE TO take her seriously soon? In history more than one person without noticeable talents and inadequate personalities has turned into a crazy villain...

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  14. @9:43 The comment about being taken seriously, coupled with her her 14:59 code name, point to an awareness that her star is waning.

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  15. 23 year old tech millionaires can get waaaaay hotter and younger chicks that Julia Allison. One look at her in person will tell them she's definitely NOT the hot internet star she falsely advertises herself to be. Tech millionaires get way more status and clout with a hot young 20 year old on their arm, not a woman who looks like their alcoholic stepmother.

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  16. Julia very publicly said she was once "inventory" for a matchmaking service. If the rich douchebags that pay to use matchmakers won't even date or marry her, you KNOW no one else will.

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  17. I'll bet Julia will just light up when she reads partypants's idea about Real Housewives of Chicago. I wouldn't be surprised if she thinks this is a GREAT idea and totally possible since she could absolutely sell the network on the idea: she's already a celebrity! She's quirky and cutting-edge; she could be the smart one AND the cute one AND the sexy one AND the one with a business of her very own!

    Stay tuned for the 'search for a super-successfull doctor/lawyer/politician/whatever husband' project, coming soon to a deluded fameball loon near you.

    Too bad 'TheOriginalJada.com' had to move out of Chicago to Tahoe, where her doctor husband (did she mention he was a doctor? Because she married a doctor, just in case she failed to mention that she married a doctor.) is spending most of his time with a speculum inserted into the ladies of the local brothels. Jada would have a nuclear meltdown if this really happened and she missed it.

    (Sorry if the Jada reference is obscure. She's an old internet irritant of mine who also had her own anti-blog/re-blog. She disappeared for a while but has resurfaced on some mommy-type chat forums and is the same obnoxious, pretentious writer wannabe that she always was. But more whiney.)

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  18. Julia's Bravo pilot tested very negatively with focus groups. The option to pick it up expired in March. The will not be inviting her on any new shows now or in the future.

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  19. Still waiting for that A grade Davos content... and SXSW content... and CES content.

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  20. I have to admit that a sick part of my soul would LOVE to see that original Bravo pilot with Julia. I mean, either she was so boring or so irritating or BOTH that it just wasn't going to happen...and you know a reality show has gotta suck some serious ass if focus groups can't even get into it. I guess she'd be better off attempting to get on "The Bachelor" at this point.

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  21. Jackles ruined the Bravo option for the other girls. Bravo execs and underlings could not stand her lateness at meetings, the fact she already thought she was a "star," and the perks she was demanding. She went ahead to look for apartments/work spaces without a firm okay or commitment from Bravo.

    Very similar to her reputation at TONY which, by the way, is horrible. Ask anyone.

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  22. Sorry if someone has already posted this:

    http://www.nypost.com/seven/04302009/gossip/pagesix/no_pain_no_show_166922.htm

    So much for her "I'd never inject anything" claim

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  23. April 30, 2009 --

    INTERNET fame-whore Julia Allison is no feminist, and at the ripe old age of 27, she's familiar with many forms of plastic surgery. The blogger was a last-minute no-show at the Lincoln Center premiere of the HBO documentary "Youth Knows No Pain," but her wrinkles and laugh lines were on full display. Allison, who's had her nose reduced and her breasts enlarged, and her ex-pal Mary Rambin are shown in the film being injected with Botox. "As a woman, I know I have an expiration date," Allison declares. The doc, due on HBO in August, also fea tures Linda Wells and Simon Doonan.

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  24. She can't even get a second or third date these days (remember the "wow, just wow" doctor? whatever happened to him?).

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  25. What do you suppose the odds are that she's already tried to sign up with the 'Millionaire Matchmaker' woman? Is that show even still on? I saw, I think, 2 episodes and all I could think was that if these guys have big bucks and STILL need a service to meet women then their loser quotient must be off the charts. Julia might have a chance if she gets in there before she completely destroys her looks.

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  26. "zpup wrote:
    If this silly woman is worried about the lines and wrinkles at 27, she's going to be a nut case by 44."

    VERY NICE

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  27. I know right? It's pretty sad when your number one aspiration/bragging right is to be on a reality show (cable TV? How old media of her!) and you can't even get that! I mean, horrid personalities like Kim from Real Housewives of Atlanta and those various Rock of Love chicks can get on reality shows... but not precious little Julia Allison. It just shows you that all of her scraping and clawing has really gotten her .... nowhere. Davos, CES, SXSW, foo camp, inauguration, etc. etc. and she's still a nobody and will continue to be a nobody. Ha ha.

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  28. How does Lillly put up with all that braying?

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  29. Nice Page Six plant Julia. Wow - three in a month - you're working so hard! Is that your new MO these days? Gotta say... it's a little old media of you to plant items in newspapers.

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  30. So Julia - when IS your expiration date? We are all eagerly awaiting the day when we can ignore you like the gallon of curdled milk in the back of the fridge. You stink, you've gone bad, and you need to be taken out with the trash.

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  31. Colleen,

    Your Jada reference isn't lost on me. :)

    She had to call him DH (doctor husband) because she had to distinguish him from ELH (Ex Lawyer Husband) because all the mommies on that ivillage board might have gotten confused. It had NOTHING to do with wanting the other mommies to be jealous that she married a doctor and a lawyer, okay?

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  32. In the mediabistro article from April 2008, she says: "I also know that I have an expiration date. Maybe seven years."
    That seems to be a rather optimistic estimate to me.

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  33. So I guess Jada (no idea who she is) just proves that there are lots of obnoxious nobodies on the internet and Julia Allison is not a particularly unique or special obnoxious nobody.

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  34. But she's OUR obnoxious nobody and I clearly think she's special :)

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  35. @10:12 Maybe Lilly's deaf (which is why she doesn't follow commands). And if she is, lucky her.

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  36. Goes to show her insight into men. Really Julia, you have an expiration date, women have an expiration date? Like men are all so shallow they, what? Don't date women in their 30's?

    This from a so-called dating expert...

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  37. Crap I meant 10:21.

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  38. Ironic slanket, I got a good chuckle at that expiration date quote in the mediabistro article. Looks like her shelf like was closer to one year than seven years. It's April 2009 - one year later - and she's even more of a nobody than she was one year ago. That picture that pp linked to of her braying at the editor of Wired was her high point. Now? She's a chubby, jobless freak who takes pictures of herself wearing a slanket and calls it "A-Game content." Yum.com. This schandenfreude cupcake tastes delicious.

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  39. Christan,

    Yep, that's Jada all right! I'm thinking that with all the references to the p0rn that she and good old DH are into it's killing her that she had obliterate her Tucker Max stories when she turned all respectable. Wouldn't that make the other mommies' eyes bug out and show them that she's WAY cooler than they are.

    Anyway, back to the indefatigable, ineffable Ms Allison! I work in a place with hundreds of employees and for the past few weeks I've been asking everyone I run into if they've ever heard of Julia Allison. I haven't found even one yet. I don't know a single person who has any idea who she is. Her corner of the internet is miniscule, at best, and any internet 'fame' or 'celebrity' or 'notoriety' is illusory. Without the haters would she exist at all?

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  40. Exactly, panty thief. She's been metaphorically spinning around in her pink hamster wheel getting nowhere. Sad:( ? Not really.

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  41. So it's confirmed now that she's had a nose job AND a boob job? Wow just wow.

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  42. Old Meghanainse had a farm..ieieooo

    On this farm she had a braying jack ass..
    NAd the braying jack ass went

    Brwy here brey there and he haw..

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  43. Wow just wow indeed. The woman is every bit as plastic and shallow as we'd always suspected. And it's kinda sad, given the way in which she otherwise wasted her looks and opportunities. Which just goes on to further prove that at the end of the day, it doesn't matter how pretty you are on the outside when you're completely ugly on the inside.

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  44. Colleen,

    E-mail me - moxieinthecity@aol.com I don't want to thread jack here.

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  45. I saw this stone-crazy homeless lady at the Bryany Park subway station yesterday. She was standing in one of the little corners by the atirwells to the lower level. Had these weird filthy capir pant son and a Ft Lauderdale t-shirt. She was doing ballet-type stances - up on her toes, half-turn, back on on toes etc. And she was reciting something to herself. It could have been Shakespeare. It could have been Ibsen. It could have been her own crazy-lady crazy-talk.

    But she was so incredibly, deeply into it. I mean, she was disappearing into the role - whatever the hell it was. And you know, people are breezing by. Trying to catch a train or get up stairs into the sunlight. A few people shot her a quick glance. But that sort of thing is embarassing, and kinda sad, to gawk at. So generally people just let her be and boogied on by.

    All I could think was: Julia Allison. Spinning dementedly in her dirty underground corner. Spouting shards of gibberish she picked up somewhere and can't really remember. Playing to a sold-out opera house that exists only in her head. And everyone who happens upon her assumes someone else has called the cops or health and human services. And that help is on the way.

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  46. You can tell from photos that Julia has had a nose job but I don't think she's had a boob job - she's just gotten chubby. She definitely planted those items herself in a lame attempt to get some more gossip or coverage about her. You know she's getting desperate when she's resorted to lying about a boob job. She did it just to get tongues wagging so she could say "Page Six said untrue things about me!" She's probably used her "tipster" emails to send it to Gawker a couple dozen times hoping they bite. More desperate grabs for attention. Trust.

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  47. i doubt she planted that item today. It was so harsh. Fame whore. Fake tits, the whole 9 yards. I don't think even she thinks any publicity is good. At this point she's becomeing a symbol of universal ridicule. How'd you like that to pop up when a potential sponsor for your site googles you? And conferences may get away (on the cheap) having her in as some new-wave internet personality. But Paris Hilton-type personalities don't get invites to Davos etc...

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  48. As a top-heavy person, I wouldn't be surprised to hear Julia's had a boob job of some kind. Not necessarily to make them bigger (I'm not really convinced they're that big, to be honest), but to reshape them and basically give them the ability to stay up on their own so she can wear all those dresses she likes without having to always wear a bra.

    I don't blame her for it, I'd be quite tempted to have some restructuring done to be able to wear cute dresses, but the potential pain factor scares me off. What I object to is the niggling feeling I have in the back of my brain that I read her mentioning that she has perfect natural breasts. If my brain isn't failing me, then I just want to scream because, like everything else she's trying to pass off fakery as reality.

    I don't know if this has already been covered here, so apologies if so, but I just saw State of Play last night and I'm staggered Julia hasn't gone into an in-depth report about the movie.

    It's just made for her to identify herself to Rachel McAdams's character. The movie's set in Washington and I think they even mention the word Georgetown at one point. McAdams's character writes a blog for the online side of a newspaper, clashes with Russell Crowe's "old media" reporter, and wears cute outfits (though she manages it without looking slutty and calling absurd attention to herself), so I'm just so surprised Julia hasn't immediately projected herself into the movie. It's so full of the old vs new media argument that newspapers keep peddling these days that I would have thought Julia would immediately use it as a jumping off point to yet again tell people how revolutionary she is and how old media is dying and the internet is where it's at.

    Although that would require her sitting through a movie like a normal person because she wanted to. Maybe if it gets nominated for the Oscars and she gets a free pass to see the nominated movies marathon again she'll see it next year.

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  49. Maybe it's in the movie where she admits to having a boob job.

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  50. [redacted] NonEntity - Paradigm Shifter!April 30, 2009 at 11:22 AM

    I have to say that I'm very disappointed and upset that the Jew-hating asshole's latest post is tolerated by everyone here.
    http://rebloggingnonsociety.blogspot.com/2009/04/tmi-weakly-its-tough-being-25.html?showComment=1241071800000#c3088535853618895768

    Oh sure, when Julia showed up at Easter services looking like an old lady dressed up as Lolita, the howls were ear-splitting loud for days. But when a blatantly anti-Jewish troll posts, the silence is deafening.

    Besides being hurtful and offensive, accepting that kind of bigotry only destroys whatever reputation this site may have had in calling bullshit on the freakshow that is Julia Allison Baugher. All she has to do to defend herself is point a fat finger at any of the "jew-lia" posts along with the lack of any condemnation or outrage, and she doesn't need to convince anyone that this place lacks credibility. Almost makes me wonder if Julia or one of her few remaining friends is doing this, to make the whole place look bad.

    I certainly don't feel comfortable here anymore, and I don't know how any sane and rational Jewish person could either.

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  51. Jay Cutler's ThighsApril 30, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    I disagree anon 11:12. Julia Allison is not above making herself look foolish or coming across negatively if it means getting her a shred of attention. This is the girl who got in the spotlight by wearing a condom costume - would you really put planting an item in Page Six past her? She probably emailed them the part about her skipping the screening, hoping they'd include WHY she skipped the screening (to play Saint Julia to D) and Page Six helpfully included the fame whore part. Julia did her job - she got the documentary a press mention. Julia emails tips about herself to Gawker knowing they will skewer her and planted an item in Page Six a couple of weeks ago about slutting in up at a club with a football player - she DOES firmly believe that any attention is good attention.

    And anon 11:15 - Julia doesn't go to movies. They require her to focus her attention for longer than 30 minutes on something other than herself.

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  52. [redacted] NonEntity - Paradigm Shifter!,

    I also found that commenter's name offensive. I am not Jewish so I did not feel is was my place to condenm it; I thought that anyone who is Jewish might find my assumptions that it was ugly and unnecessary on their behalf equally condescending. You're right: it should have been called-out.

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  53. redacted, I didn't even see that one but I know the other "jew-lia" comments have been deleted. They maybe just haven't noticed it/gotten to it yet.

    I mean, the mods have lives and probably don't scan the comments nonstop. I'm sure if you point it out they'll remove it.

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  54. Repost from previous thread:

    You can tell from photos that Julia has had a nose job but I don't think she's had a boob job - she's just gotten chubby. She definitely planted those items herself in a lame attempt to get some more gossip or coverage about her. You know she's getting desperate when she's resorted to lying about a boob job. She did it just to get tongues wagging so she could say "Page Six said untrue things about me!" She's probably used her "tipster" emails to send it to Gawker a couple dozen times hoping they bite. More desperate grabs for attention.

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  55. [redacted] NonEntity - Paradigm Shifter!April 30, 2009 at 11:46 AM

    Partypants, I'm well aware of that and didn't need you to point it out, especially since what I said is that I'm disappointed and hurt that nobody called out the bigoted troll.

    I made no comment about the mods.

    Colleen, I can't speak for anyone else, but I can't imagine who'd be offended by someone else calling out bigotry.

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  56. redacted, sorry I wasn't trying to be an ass. I agree with you. I guess I was just hoping you wouldn't take it as the mods tolerating that sort of thing was all. Sorry for my communication skills fail.

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  57. I have been in a 'I don't need you, who cannot possibly what it's like, to make assumpions or fight battles for me, thank you very much' situation before.

    It's really stupid that I let that make me hesitate this time. I'm sorry.

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  58. ...possibly KNOW what it's like....! Yeesh.

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  59. [redacted] I've been in a sitch like Colleen has before, and allowed that make me hesitate too. I'm a defender of nearly everyone and have seen that sometimes people want to defend themselves without my input. That and I attended a largely Jewish HS where a lot of people played on their religion, possibly because they were among many who got the joke. Please don't leave due to the assholeish actions of that anon, you are too much of a good thing for this blog! :/

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  60. Can someone confirm whether or not JA has actually left TONY?

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  61. I actually just started getting TONY randomly. Her name is listed under "contributors" but her column is nowhere to be found. There's a male sex columnist who's still on though. I've received about 5-6 issues now and aside from her name on the masthead she's not in any of them.

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