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Tuesday, April 28, 2009
RBNS Contest: Unearth Some More Very Important Julia Moments
We welcome submissions. We reserve the right to withhold if they are too tasteless and/or porny, but we can assure you we will privately laugh ourselves silly.
OMG you guys can't you see how offensive this is? We are no better than Jackles now! If you didn't die in 9/11 you aren't allowed to post things like this! GAWD!
I don't find this particularly offensive, just not very funny. Yeah, we get it, Julia is completely self-centered and doesn't notice or care about the world around her - is this a witty or even effective way to make that point? Not really.
Humor is subject, so please disregard my criticism if you disagree. But really, I surprised you guys can't do better than this. This blog used to be so witty.
anon 4:32, the Nonsociety homepage has not been updated because Julia Allison is SO SO SO exhausted from her strenuous and very very important travel and speaking engagement schedule. She will address it as soon as she gets back from her internet-free beach vacation and teaches her business partner - tech wizard Meghan - some coding.
OT: I'm really honored to have my own personal troll on here. As far as I can tell, it took a while for most of the regular commentators to inspire their very own haterz.
Thanks for making me feel important, imposter crazytrain.
Oh, meg is still on that thing. The whole homepage has a faded barbie lunchbox that you found at a yard sale in Wayne, NJ feel right now. Kind of alomost hipster ironic now! Almost cool, like Keds and Atari! OMG they're gonna get cool
For those who are curious, Julia Allison's facebook fan page is down to 16,660 fans. The 666 is in there, in case you had any doubts that she was the antichrist. She also stopped cross posting her blog entries as "notes" on her fan page right around the end of foo camp/"scheming" session with RANDI ZUCKERBERG, the devil's sidekick.
Errr ... the point of the joke, I thought, it that it is a famously fake photograph featuring the biggest fake photo-junkie on the Internet. Wasn't it? I got it.
Jeezus, the good taste and high moral standards police got lost on their way to Jezebel again, I see. That's what happens when you give in to them and censor yourselves (Russian Girl) and your commenters (Jacy). Now they will never back down, because they know you will do whatever it takes to appease their delicate sensibilities.
If you don't like bland uniformity, then please stop catering to the vocal minority, RBNS Powers-That-Be.
P.S. I think Poofy has an ass that is out of proportion to the rest of her body. It's TOO DAMN BIG! I also think puritanical commenters are boring see-you-next-Tuesdays! (I censored that so you don't have to, Jacy).
Snarkin': I think I have perhaps deleted a total of five comments on this blog personally -- others might have deleted more -- and they've always been when one commenter is attacking another, sometimes by their real names, or attempting to "out" another. That's it.
Uh oh, looks like Obama took the plane out for a spin again...
ReplyDelete@Anon3:01 - Ha!
ReplyDeletehilarious.
ReplyDeletehttp://i42.tinypic.com/53v8l0.jpgJust a quick, rough one, but then again, that also describes Julia.
ReplyDeleteSorry, maybe I have a bad sense of humor but anything 9-11 related is just not funny to me. Don't think it ever will be!
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ReplyDeletehttp://img144.imageshack.us/img144/7596/jobama.jpg
ReplyDeleteThat's really hideous. I've never been offended by anything on this blog until this photo. How tacky.
ReplyDeleteDon't withhold the tasteless and porny ones -- those are probably the best!
ReplyDeleteIf only I had photoshop...
"hideous", offensive, and "tacky"...so perfect kind of thing for jaba
ReplyDeleteAnon 349: Get a fucking life.
ReplyDeleteOMG you guys can't you see how offensive this is? We are no better than Jackles now! If you didn't die in 9/11 you aren't allowed to post things like this! GAWD!
ReplyDeleteHideous, offensive and tacky perfectly describe Julia Allison, so if imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, the RBNS is just doing its job.
ReplyDeleteIt's so meta! (I made up that concept, yo).
ReplyDeletefakery
impending death
and a bad joke...
= Julia Roxanne Baugher
It was a fake photograph to begin with. How is making it faker tacky and offensive?
ReplyDeleteI don't find this particularly offensive, just not very funny. Yeah, we get it, Julia is completely self-centered and doesn't notice or care about the world around her - is this a witty or even effective way to make that point? Not really.
ReplyDeleteHumor is subject, so please disregard my criticism if you disagree. But really, I surprised you guys can't do better than this. This blog used to be so witty.
You used to be too.
ReplyDeletewhy is mary's face still on the NS homepage? I thought she done left awready?
ReplyDeletethe one where shes holding hands with obama is WAY MORE OFFENSIVE to me than the fake faux 9/11 one. she doesnt deserve to be recognized by obama.
ReplyDeletea julia allison photoshop should occur with tyra, though. two peas in a pod!
anon 4:32, the Nonsociety homepage has not been updated because Julia Allison is SO SO SO exhausted from her strenuous and very very important travel and speaking engagement schedule. She will address it as soon as she gets back from her internet-free beach vacation and teaches her business partner - tech wizard Meghan - some coding.
ReplyDeleteOT: I'm really honored to have my own personal troll on here. As far as I can tell, it took a while for most of the regular commentators to inspire their very own haterz.
ReplyDeleteThanks for making me feel important, imposter crazytrain.
Panty thief...
ReplyDeleteOh, meg is still on that thing. The whole homepage has a faded barbie lunchbox that you found at a yard sale in Wayne, NJ feel right now. Kind of alomost hipster ironic now! Almost cool, like Keds and Atari!
OMG they're gonna get cool
Guys, the OP is of a photoshopped photo that was an internet meme sensation for months. Come on now. Were you guys not on the internet in 2001?
ReplyDeleteFor those who are curious, Julia Allison's facebook fan page is down to 16,660 fans. The 666 is in there, in case you had any doubts that she was the antichrist. She also stopped cross posting her blog entries as "notes" on her fan page right around the end of foo camp/"scheming" session with RANDI ZUCKERBERG, the devil's sidekick.
ReplyDeleteLIU = Lying Institute of the Ugly
ReplyDeleteErrr ... the point of the joke, I thought, it that it is a famously fake photograph featuring the biggest fake photo-junkie on the Internet. Wasn't it? I got it.
ReplyDeleteCraziertrain,
ReplyDeleteOh, come on, cousin! I'm just joking eh...this is a joke thread, right?
Relax...I'll go bother Julia, again, now.
http://i43.tinypic.com/sqhvyh.jpg
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ 6:58
ReplyDeleteyou guys slay me on the daily.
I totally forgot about this fake photo. Ah, the early '00s.
ReplyDeletehttp://yfrog.com/5rjuliadeclarationcopyj
ReplyDeleteJeezus, the good taste and high moral standards police got lost on their way to Jezebel again, I see. That's what happens when you give in to them and censor yourselves (Russian Girl) and your commenters (Jacy). Now they will never back down, because they know you will do whatever it takes to appease their delicate sensibilities.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't like bland uniformity, then please stop catering to the vocal minority, RBNS Powers-That-Be.
P.S. I think Poofy has an ass that is out of proportion to the rest of her body. It's TOO DAMN BIG! I also think puritanical commenters are boring see-you-next-Tuesdays! (I censored that so you don't have to, Jacy).
Snarkin': I think I have perhaps deleted a total of five comments on this blog personally -- others might have deleted more -- and they've always been when one commenter is attacking another, sometimes by their real names, or attempting to "out" another. That's it.
ReplyDeleteYou can carry on snarking in good faith.