aplusk: If I beat CNN to 1 million followers I wll ding dong ditch Ted Turners house while I'm shotting in Atlanta http://bit.ly/BeKEC
juliaallison: @aplusk - I will dye my hair red if I reach 25,000 followers before Ashton reaches 1 million. And I'll video it. And send it to Ted Turner.
Where to begin with this one? Has he EVER answered her back? Does he even know who she is? I actually hope this reply prompted him to Google the freak, and then he saw the Easter get-up. Oh what hilarity would have ensued in the Kutcher-Moore household as the kids gathered round the monitor to point and guffaw.
And yet again, the narcissism. As if ANYONE, never mind Ashton Kutcher -- or just "Ashton" if you're Jackles -- would give a rat's ass if she dyes her hair red. She truly does actually believe herself to be a celebrity. Errr .... ooops?
Won't that fey-looking football player be jealous of her twitterstalking AK?
ReplyDeleteI don't know, I've @ responded to celebrities before. I doubt they noticed or cared but I get bored sometimes.
ReplyDeleteBut do you keep @ing them on a regular basis and pretend that they're your pals?
ReplyDeleteHell no. That would be kind of weird.
ReplyDeleteI sort of enjoy it when Julia engages in unhinged behavior like tweetstalking celebrities and pretending they are friends. It sort of confirms that she's batshit crazy, no?
ReplyDeleteJames it does! It's hilarious to watch people ignore her. Introducing the next John Hinckley, folks.
ReplyDeleteHA HA! His general response, not even directly to her:
ReplyDeleteI appreciate the support 2 reach a mil followers but its not a competition.
about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
LMFAO
ReplyDeleteA+++ would buy again.
GO ASHTON!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletehe definitely knows who she is! ahhaha
ReplyDeletehttp://julia.nonsociety.com/post/96104020-0-0
ReplyDeleteJulia continues with her celebrity delusions - posted a video of Lohan and talks about her red hair. Tragic hair dying episode to follow.
REALLY??? REALLY??? Does this nearly 30 year old woman live a life SO meaningless that she does nothing more meaningful in her day than stalk celebrities and emulate their looks and behaviors? PATHETIC!!!!
Julia's next look: Lesbian hair.
ReplyDeleteJulia is totally setting up to come out as a lesbian... it's the only publicity stunt she has left in her pathetic bag of stale tricks. All the talk about Lohan, the red hair, Ellen and Portia. Baugher Bingo square for this oh so predictable move.
ReplyDeleteI just don't get her obsession with Ashton Kutcher. He's married, Julia. To a hot, successful woman. He has no projects he would want to involve you in. Why the hell would he even acknowledge you?
ReplyDeletequeenalice @aplusk PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE ME I am a pathetic person with nothing to live for but celebrities responding to my existence.less than 5 seconds ago from web
ReplyDeleteThere. Now I'm just like Julia!
Julia stalks Ashton because she thinks she has an "in" because Meghan participated in his Sundance video project... FOUR months ago. Just more creepy delusions from Our Lady of Detached Reality.
ReplyDeleteoh and ashton follows meghan, due to the competition, actually having met her, and the fact that they both use qik (or she used to anyway)
ReplyDeleteJules is desperate, nothin new
I love that Ashton wrote a general FU back to Allison and any other fameball famewhore. TEAM ASHTON!
ReplyDelete"[At dinner tonight.] Grandmother: But I don't have a job! Dad: Of course you have a job! You're a grandmother! (Me: sniff.)about 13 hours ago from web "
ReplyDeleteNow we see where Julia gets her handi-capable view of what a job is.
And now Julia has a post up about Ashton's plight for followers. He was being dumb and tongue and cheek, Julia. He already dressed you down publicly, without naming names. I mean, when is she gonna get it? Wait...NEVER.
ReplyDeleteWhat? Where is she posting this?
ReplyDeleteI didn't visit her site yet to see that, always check through FB - http://www.facebook.com/notes.php?id=8656939666 but ummm how did this gem get missed?
ReplyDeleteMe: I really need to get a boyfriend and have a normal sex life.
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Yesterday at 6:05pm
Me: I really need to get a boyfriend and have a normal sex life.
Friend: HA
Me: HA. Until then, vibrators?
Friend: YESSSS. My boyfriend bought me this thing that PLUGS INTO THE WALL. It's RIDICULOUS.
Me: Really?!
Friend: He sent me one AND he keeps one at his house.
Friend: I have vibrators in two time zones.
Friend: I feel like that's something to be proud of.
Me: HAHAHHAHAHA
Me: "I have vibrators in two time zones."
Me: TEESHIRT!!!
Me: I really need to get a boyfriend and have a normal sex life.
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Who wants to make a million dollar bet she's tried to get added to Lohan's twitter? lmao, the fawning over her lately just makes me think...
ReplyDeleteYou know, not gonna lie, but everytime I @ a celebrity on twitter and they actually respond, I feel a sense of VICTORY over Jackles (and other people who exhibit that same behaviour.)
ReplyDeleteWhy would Kutcher respond to a tweet which is basically a competitive plea for attention? Maybe I'd care if JA actually managed to get a million followers, but ... no I probably wouldn't care then either.
Lohan looks cracked out/hungover in that funny or die skit, which isn't funny. Where did all her (debatable) talent go?
ReplyDeleteOh cool, looks like twitters are picking up the STFU JABA movement
ReplyDeleteWhere did she post about Kutcher, TJ? Don't see it.
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