Friday, April 24, 2009

Julia: As If




juliaallison: I'm planning a no-camera-no-blog-no-Twitter-no-Internet trip. Sweet, sweet peace & quiet. :)about 2 hours ago from txt

61 comments:

  1. Who's the other fat fuck?

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  2. That's ok Julia, we have lots of old pics and blog posts to choose from...

    mcdonald will do one of his wierdo faerie posts.

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  3. haha, yeah right. She may not be POSTING anything (which I doubt she could even do), however she's going to be obsessively reading here... as always.

    Notice she recently vowed to stop. posting. like. this. for. emphasis? Yeah, that's cuz she read about us all calling her out on it here.

    HI JULIA!!! It's nice being your puppetmaster. Dance, Jankles, dance!

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  4. Angelina Jolie also said she was gonna quit acting like about two years ago. If Jolie can't keep what she says, you think JA will?

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  5. A) "I'm Angelina Jolie."
    B) "Yum, there's cupcake icing caught between my front teeth."
    C) "Sure you can sniff it. Twenty bucks."

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  6. So she's just gonna put a hold on her "lifecast," which she parades around as a BUSINESS?

    Yeah, totally professional.

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  7. She only said she was planning a no-camera blah blah trip.
    Didn't say how long it would be.
    Knowing her penchant for 'lawyer speak', it could just be a trip to the bathroom.

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  8. The look on the guy's face in the middle says it all, doesn't it.

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  9. From left to right:
    1) Yulia
    2) Richard Blakely, Gawker videographer and "This is Why You're Fat" site-runner
    3) Owen "Little Bitch" Thomas, Gawker Editor, ValleyWag beat

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  10. Th enew JAbab symbol:

    J
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    hair line, nose, weird froze smile, than boobs and cleavage all in one emoticon..

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  11. Listen,
    While I like to goof on Jules; I have to say thar she is a very beautiful and thin woman. There is no need to bust on her weight right now, fellow RBNS'ers. In any case, I just want to say that her breasts are not as full looking in real life (as of 3 weeks ago in my eyes).

    Otherwise, she does know how to handle some bad press. Have you noticed how she ignores us? Sorry, but this is a smart move. She will let the FB scandal leave and she will come back from Boston with the love of Dan (met him -- he's an angel!) on her back.

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  12. no internet no blog? its like that time she went to Davos! except for the no camera part, unfortunately.

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  13. Except that Dan thinks she's as insane as the rest of us and knew nothing about her plans to "take care" of him in her parents' condo til he read it on her blog, and it really pisses him off when she does shit like that. So there's that.

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  14. Don't lie 9:07.

    He loves her to death. I know.

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  15. ignores... lol. If that this blog weren't the standards by which she runs her life these days. See deletions/behavior modification for further reference.

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  16. I just want to take this moment to let everyone know that I might not make it through tonight. Yes, it's true: I'm tired. Yes; I am ver wary of internet hoaxes. I cannot stand posting my heartfelt thoughts on a site that might not be real. I come from a small town, which is part of a large city. It doesn't matter because where I came from is really so close that it's a village. I know JA from school. By writing "from school" I mean college.

    If you ask her about the "neverending salad" or "unibrowman" or "europeanpencilcases", she will know who I am. Jules was a very bright and beautiful girl that all campus men wanted. Sometimes, I have read some of the stories on here and you do not know how much Jules was desired. Listen, I will say one thing: McManahons after 9.

    You know...

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  17. I know sho killed kenedyApril 24, 2009 at 9:18 PM

    I don't think she is really going to boston. The pic of lily is old and you can't take dogs on the bus she says she is taking. Then she gives the 'clue' that she will not be posting/taking pictures. I bet she is staying in NY, hiding out and commenting here at RBNS.

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  18. How much does this sudden desire for a quiet trip have to do with the fb debacle?

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  19. Crazytrain: I know. Okay? I can assure you my closeness to Dan is far closer than yours without revealing too much. I am sure you can figure it out.

    I am telling you right now that he knows something is terribly wrong with JA, and she has frequently pissed him off with her indiscretions about him.

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  20. New video: LOL "Julia tries to be funny, fails."

    http://vimeo.com/4307894

    Also, "Julia Allison" and "desirable" in the same sentence? That's ballsy, perhaps delusional.

    Girlfriend looks busted.

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  21. crazytrain,

    So if you're posting all these hidden signals, she will know it's you?

    And that helps her because....?

    I am sure you're one of those unfortunates who were outside looking in. Let me clue you in on something. I know her too.

    She's deceitful, phony, has smiled sweetly to people and then disparage them as soon as they leave. She's got an enormous sense of entitlement that is undeserved.

    Overall she's a piece of shit. I know this, because I have been here in NYC and run into her in the early days of her time here.

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  22. What the fuck is up with Crazytrain? Holy moly.

    Why is it relevant that men used to desire her at college? Who cares?

    Throughout this entire shitshow of the past two days, I never believed Crazytrain was Jackles. I am now starting to wonder.

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  23. Also, Crazytrain, college was FIVE YEARS AGO!

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  24. Crazytrain posting comments while Jackles is Tweeting furiously, yet letting us know he/she is tired and might be out of touch, just like JA. Interesting.

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  25. Crazytrain, many people who would say otherwise about Julia in college. Nice try.

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  26. OK, hi, I was originally Crazytrain. I coined the handle last night when Flatface asked me to while we were having an ongoing discussion in the other thread. Someone stole my handle. I haven't been posting at all today, except once in the other thread.
    Fuck you, other crazytrain. Why not just make up your own fucking name?

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  27. JA, do.not.despair. You will weather the GU 5 yr. just fine. Last minute scrambling for attention is causing you too much trouble. Give it up already. PS let the college boys desired you thing go, it is too much of a reach.

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  28. Ok, I created a blogger account under this name, hopefully you can't steal those? For the record, once again, everything posted in this thread up until the very last post was not really me.

    The name itself doesn't matter I suppose, but I like the idea of creating an identity on here, because commenting as anon means there's no continuity. There's also no continuity when asshole steal my name though, so maybe this will help?

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  29. Dueling crazytrains! Only on RBNS.

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  30. Oh Crazytrain. People are doing that to lots of other people in here. That is fucked. Sorry.

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  31. Crazytrain, you did the right thing. Only way to have someone not post as you is to establish a blogger account. Unfortunate but true.

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  32. crazytrain--If you did go to college with Julia Baugher, then you should also be aware that 99% of the student body hated her. Oh, and her professors hated her, as did the dean. If you were there when Julia got her diploma, you'll remember that clapping actually stopped. Yep, one popular gal!

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  33. original crazytrain ALL ABOARDApril 24, 2009 at 11:39 PM

    I am aware of the hatred that boiled within the dorms...nevertheless, I know how much she was desired by all the campus men. And by men I mean the hot ones. The ones all the girls wanted. Listen, Jules was a desired woman and she still is. I know this for a fact. Her 15 minutes will never be up, unfortunately. She knows how to reinvent herself better than Madonna. Listen, I know her from college and she was the campus hottie back then. She still is if you consider the internet her campus. I really don't know who this crazytrain is who stole my handle, but let this person speak too. Listen, I tell you one more tip: Jules used to have glasses on all the time in college (in classes that mattered). The boys told me that she was the hottest librarian-chick they could ever fantasize about. Jules ran with this schtick for a while...look at early photos of her.

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  34. This place is crazy, no rules, just like Facebook!

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  35. camilla and charlesApril 24, 2009 at 11:48 PM

    What's up with the crazytrains?! Tho, I'm liking the schizo vibe

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  36. So what?

    Jackles, I thought you were taking an Internet break? Only you would feel a need to repeatedly get it "out there" that you were once considered a hot piece of ass. We know you're taking the weight gain hard. But shut the fuck up.

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  37. Jack the Bulldog - I didn't go to college with Baugher. That was fake crazytrain. Just for the record.

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  38. 11:39 - Hey asshole, you're really obnoxious.

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  39. What's wrong with acknowledging the fact that JA was -- and still is -- a beautiful woman? So many people bash her on here and I think it is time some people come up to the front and proclaim there fondness for her looks. She knows exactly who and why she is attractive. She knows how to make it look good no matter how tired she is. Look at the blanket-robe video: she is dinomite. I know JA would like it if some people spoke the truths on this website and I'm not afraid to.

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  40. UKprincess: Oh dear, sweetie. It's past your bedtime, no?

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  41. Man there are some fruit loops out tonight. Quite entertaining.

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  42. The sun is up where I am, sweetie (global warming, they call it). Thanks for the worries. But like I was saying, why is everyone so mad about people who fight for her looks? People are free to speak here as they wish. if her looks are so bad, then people need to say they aren't for others to understand. this is free speech? Anyway, I will leave this thought with all potential followers of this page: JA will and will always be a special person in my part of the world. If you can figure out where this is, then more credits to you. Other than that, JA will always be someone I fight against in this internet of anger and mean people comments and thoughts. You have not seen her close to you, I have. THanks

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  43. Let me guess, UK princess = Natasha in Oxford England, Julia's old school chum.
    http://twitter.com/FloreatMagdalen

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  44. Imposter Crazytrain AKA Nutbag--For the record, not every guy wanted to fuck Julia Baugher back in college. Once we got wind of the crazy and tired of the grandstanding, we chose to date women who were actual human beings. Oh, and not every male is into plaid porno skirts.

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  45. I am not Natasha. I am not Russian or Norwegian. I am not in the UK. I like the UK because I have been there in my life and it is a place I like to live. But I am not in Uk right now. I am close to the UK but not in it and you will not know where or who I am because I am not a friend of JA. I dont want to be her friend but a person who likes her from a distance to show her that she has people who like her not in America. I am on facebook.com and she is my friend on there, but no one knows who she is where I am right now after me. She would be popular if I was to bring her to my city I know this. I have see her close once when I was visiting my aunt in the queens in new york for holidays. I wish everyone peace and love and let JA's beauty be poetry in the air for you.
    UKPrincess(not in UK, but in Island close)

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  46. BunnyBingo, Natasha is working on her PhD, and this "UKprincess" spells dynamite "dinomite" LMAO.

    I heard the dinomites were extinct, no?

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  47. Wow, my mistake. Julia is very lucky to have such a "special" fan. Dinomite indeed!

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  48. You can make fun of my spelling. I am not native English speaker or writer like you. I told you I am not from the UK even though You think I am this Russian girl wich is confusing. I only saw JA on facebook.com recently after I remember I met her at a book store with my aunt two years ago. Why must people be mean to me? You are mean to JA because of her looks and her writing, but you do not know me at all! I am much more beautiful than JA if I may say. In new york, the taximen ask if I was visiting my boyfriend because they thought I was this pretty. MY aunt told me to be carefull to not get in trouble with these men. I am sure JA has these troubles to. But I do agree with some from earlier pages or times that JA does look different from when I saw her with her friend's books in 2007. Her friend was signing them. I will try and remember the name of this book so you can believe me.

    UKPrincess

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  49. I don't know about the rest of you, but I am loving the pageant o' whacked out anti RBNS commenters here today. It's a whole new gallery of rude mechanicals.

    (That's a Warholian reference, bunnies.)

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  50. UKPrincess, wherever you are, please, take her. She's all yours!

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  51. I think UKPrincess is still on Pangea.

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  52. Forget it. Good night. Good morning. I wanted to fight against the claims that JA is ugly. If she wants to come to ICELAND she is more than welcome to come here. I know she will make fun of our drinking culture and how we are all cousins (its a joke). I think she is very oppossite of the blonde practical girl and wants to fight for this. Thats all. Thanks.

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  53. You are right, UKprincess! She is neither blonde nor practical =)

    Have a great day!

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  54. Just letting everyone know that no one from Iceland has been on here ever, I don't think. Certainly not tonight.

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  55. I shall forever think of this as the Night of the Dueling Crazytrains and the Ersatz Icelandic Princess.

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  56. "Listen, Jules was a desired woman and she still is." Not from any smart, interesting men I know. Girlfriend is the highest maintenance woman I have ever seen. Guys hate that shit. Guys don't like women who pack on makeup, fake hair, fake eyelashes, who take 4 hours to get ready, who are scared to mess up their precious hair. Most guys I know like real, authentic women. Seriously, no one I know would fuck that. Plus that voice is an erection killer.

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  57. 20 extra pounds of JuliaApril 25, 2009 at 1:42 PM

    She's planning a little hiatus with no pics? She must be getting some plastic surgery and/or liposuction.

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  58. Blakely is a complete idiot. Gawker is lovely though.

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  59. FormerGawkerEmployeeApril 25, 2009 at 6:55 PM

    Fuck Blakeley. He is just as much of a useless fame whore as Julia. He should have been fired months ago.

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