Saturday, April 18, 2009

Mary: To The Rescue



At Forever 21 - Mary!! Can I get away with this jumper? I think no :(


Now you see, here is where Jackles and Rambo differ. Rambo quickly messaged Jackles: "No!!! Don't get the jumper!!!"

But had the shoe been on the other foot, we all know Jackles would have urged Rambo to snap up anything that made her look this bad.

Too bad there's little Rambo can do about this photo:


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33 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 2:03 PM

    Where the hell is that second photo from? Holy Jesus, that is terrifying.

    Also, hello purple dress from sxsw, weird girl who can't ever wear anything twice (except for the things she wears 2348113581391 times VELOURTRACKSUITOMG).

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  2. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    That was from SXSW too, when she got the free Zappos shoes. I never understood that promotion or what Zappos even got out of it. She implored her readers to pick out a free pair of shoes from Zappos for her, then was videotaped/photographed receiving them. ??

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  3. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    OMG! The Chupacabra is REAL?!?!?! MARY IN TEXAS, HIDE YOUR GOATS!!!!!

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  4. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    Part of some Zappos project 2:13. aka OMG FREE STUFFZ WHERE CAN I SIGN UP.

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  5. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 2:27 PM

    That mouth! That mouth! So Jokeresque, so perfect for the umpteenth Deep Throat sequel. I knew there was a reason Jackles was hanging out with the porn stars at CES.

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  6. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 2:35 PM

    Jules is too anal for porn. See what I did thar?

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  7. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 2:36 PM

    Also, 2 banal 4 da interwebz.

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  8. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    Wow, nothing but anon's

    where is everybody?

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  9. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    Oh, finally, a priceless little gem:
    Presentation by @katiejstanton (white house director citizen participation) on creating a more open govt #swfoo
    about 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry
    versus#swfoo - First session @ social foo, put on by a White House staffer. It's off the record ... sorry!
    about 2 hours ago from web
    The top one is Randi's twitter and the bottom one is, surprise, Julia's twitter. Need I say more?

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  10. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    Geez, that formatted like shit even though I previewed it...

    Oh, finally, a priceless little gem:
    Presentation by @katiejstanton (white house director citizen participation) on creating a more open govt #swfoo
    about 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry    versus#swfoo - First session @ social foo, put on by a White House staffer. It's off the record ... sorry!
    about 2 hours ago from web    The top one is Randi's twitter and the bottom one is, surprise, Julia's twitter. Need I say more?

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  11. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 3:32 PM

    I give up.

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  12. janeApril 18, 2009 at 3:40 PM

    I'm going to nominate her for "What Not to Wear." Can't wait for the hair and makeup makeover.

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  13. Pablo PicassoApril 18, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    Sweet Jesus! Holy Mother of God!

    That is some SERIOUS eye wonk. Anyone else reminded of this:

    http://www.momist.com/uploaded_images/picasso_dora_maar-740120.jpg

    Also? Those sausage fingers! And the Please-Don't-Hurt-'Em-MC-Hammer pants!

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  14. BetsyApril 18, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    Alright. There is a theory that a woman's mouth size and shape correlates with her hoohah lips. Explains why she can never orgasm.

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  15. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    MY EYES!!!!!!

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  16. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    Way to glom on to a trend (jumpers) 2 years late. Just stick to tutus you asshole.

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  17. Miss CastApril 18, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    She looks like I Dream Of Jeannie's evil twin.

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  18. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 4:44 PM

    her face is so swollen in the second picture, that i almost feel bad for her since she ages herself terribly...

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  19. trollApril 18, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    This is horrible content. Come on. I think the "credibility" of this blog nose dives when you cant find anything seriously mock worthy- so you just peddle hate on the first thing you see.

    Classless, as usual Jacy.

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  20. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    MORE MORE MORE bad pictures please!!!

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  21. EdApril 18, 2009 at 4:58 PM

    This blog never promised top notch content or credibility, troll. Only Nonsoshitey made those empty promises. And that second photo? SERIOUSLY mock worthy all the way. Keep em coming Jacy.

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  22. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 5:02 PM

    Meghan on Foo Camp:

    "ASK THE DEVELOPER...
    Foo camp is fertile with some of the brightest minds on the cusp of innovative solutions.
    What types of questions do you want answered?
    I’m coming up with the three clear questions that will make for be a compelling video blog post.
    Email Me: Meghan@NonSociety.com"

    Meghan - spend less time at Foo Camp, more time proofreading your posts.

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  23. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 5:03 PM

    How many times can these three chicks say PER USUAL in a day? It's fucking annoying.

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  24. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 5:08 PM

    http://i39.tinypic.com/347h6wp.jpg

    The resemblance is uncanny!

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  25. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 5:33 PM

    5:08PM - LOL!

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  26. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 5:45 PM

    EL OH EL

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  27. JesusApril 18, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    Meghan always solicits for that type of thing and then never does anything with it or follows up in any meaningful way. These two are pathetic. How bad is it when Rambo is considered the good one, and they forced her to flee?

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  28. janeApril 18, 2009 at 6:03 PM

    Wait. I thought she said they were going campING. Like in a tent in the woods where Darwinism is in full effect.

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  29. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 7:12 PM

    I'm slow, was the title of this post a play on "Mandee to the rescue"? If so, L O L. It's been a good day for lulz on here today.

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  30. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 7:25 PM

    she totally looks like that hippo

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  31. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 7:34 PM

    hungry hungry (for cupcakes) hippo

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  32. testApril 19, 2009 at 5:07 PM

    4:30 - not to defend julia, but jumpers ARE coming back into style.

    is it weird that i don't think this one looks so bad on her?

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  33. AnonymousApril 19, 2009 at 8:40 PM

    She's veering into Joan Rivers / Madame the Puppet territory:
    http://www.madameandme.com/news_clip_image002.jpg

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