The Obamas should have gotten a rescue shih-tzu!!! Very disappointed about this.
Among the din of voices chastising the Obamas for accepting the gift of a puppy from a dying Kennedy icon, I'm sure this one will cut the deepest. After all, that little "shit"-tzu still has shitting issues. Perfect for the White House!
Also -- that Ashton Kutcher post some of you tipped us to has been knocked down, it seems. Did anyone see it? We never did.
And she posted an eHarmony joke video from Lindsay Lohan, saying how great it was and how awesome Lohan's hair looks. And in actual fact, the video is sad to me. The girl looks 45, shaky and as though she's in the throes of a bad addiction -- it's painful to watch. It also appears she could be wearing those fake scalp pelts Jackles is so fond of. Wait ... Jackles looks 45, shaky, in the throes of a bad addiction and has been wearing scalp pelts! Now I get it!
Everyone should do what *I* do!!! WHY are more people not trying to be like me!!!!
ReplyDeleteOF COURSE Lindsey Lohan wears ratty extensions; those nasty pelts have been her longtime trademark for the past few years or so. It's a wonder she keeps them looking as decent as she does considering she's been outpartying a pre-comeback Britney Spears for so long.
ReplyDeleteAs nasty as Lindsey is, it's pointless to compare her to JA; JA never has and never will have the promising talent or career that Lindsey once did.
uh the lohan vid is funny guys! she's self-aware and hot!
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ReplyDeleteI thought the video was pretty great, but Lohan didn't look as good as she usually does.
ReplyDeleteAnon11:11: It's a matter of opinion, of course, but I found it really sad. Her eyes were not smiling and she looks really unwell.
ReplyDeleteJulia: "Wow. Pretty impressed with Lindsay’s self-deprecating humor here. Nice work, lady. Also? HER HAIR! Gorgeous."
ReplyDeleteJulia Baugher will NEVER "get" or "do" self-deprecating humor. She is WAAAAY too insecure.
But thanks for reminding everyone that you, too, are a washed up old hag 15 minutes past her prime. Like Lindsay, Julia also has one one else to blame her ruined "career" on other than herself.
So wait...does this mean that Lilly is a purebred rescue? Cause if she got her from some posh breeder she needs to shut up.
ReplyDeleteYeah - Lohan is a sad, washed up and not even 30 - Just like Julia. Nothing to admire about her at all - pissed away career, dead eyes, sick looking, bad skin, rapidly aged due to body abuse. No thanks.
ReplyDeleteI thought the vid was cute in a tongue-in-cheek way, but it made me sad for her. She looks like she's coming off a heavy duty bender or sorts. It was obvious that her heart wasn't really in it (just a "look at me, I can bounce back and laugh") and it seemed like the whole thing was a real effort for her. Odd since she's an actress. Anyway, someone said either on another post or elsewhere on the net that the funny part was the throwing something/window crash part.. I have to agree.
ReplyDeletemaybe lilly was a freebie she couldn't return.
ReplyDeleteFran: maybe Lilly couldn't return Jaba.
ReplyDeleteRegardless of the video/picture of Lohan being flattering or not; her female-centric audience is being told that an actress in the throws of addiction, rapidly losing weight (she's back to Rachel Zoe skinny) and screaming at people in public is BEAUTIFUL with the BEST HAIR.
ReplyDeleteAnd, yes, Lindsey does wear hair pelts.
I saw the Kutcher piece. She posted a video of Ashton with a caption about how he is going to DING DONG on Hefner's door IF he gets 1,000,000 followers and have fantastic she thinks it is. She must be reading here because everyone noted that Ashton had pretty much said STFU but to everyone instead of just calling her out. Now she's embarrassed and retreating.
Ummm... there is no way jowlias dog is a rescue dog... only Mary's dog was a rescue pup...
ReplyDeleteAw, I can see that, partypants. The dog scheming year after year to lose that silly human, trying to "forget" her at cupcake stores and being dismayed that she manages to find her way back home every time.
ReplyDeleteOr the toiletting mistakes are part of a plan to make Julia break up with her.
As if Lohan's self-deprecating video is really by option? She should READ the Us Weekly interview. Then she'll understand why Lohan had zero choice but to put this out, and FAST.
ReplyDeleteIf Paris Jankleton's dog isn't a rescue then who the F()*#@ is she to call out the leader of the free world on the provenance of his pooch? She probably sees irony in that kind of statement.
ReplyDeletepartypants you're asking this of someone who goes from - "oh gee, I haaate going back to Chicago, so dreary, so boring, yawn yawn get me back to NY" to "WOW CHICAGO HAS THE BEST BEACHES EVER! ZOMG #1 SPRING BREAK DEST (I'M ALMOST 30 BUT WHATEV) AND DON'T TALK BAD ABOUT IT I LOVE IT AND WILL CUT A BITCH"
ReplyDeleteSigh.
Jankles got Lilly and Langdon (her parent's dog) together when she was living with her former financee. When they broke up, Langdon went to live with her parents and she kept Lilly. If they are from the same litter she most likely got them from a fancy breeder - purebred puppies hardly ever go to rescue groups. Way to be a hypocrite, Julia. Why don't you spend less time chastising Obama and more time taking care of your own pooch - who deserves to go into breed rescue. I have never seen someone so publicly neglect and so often dump off a dog on neighbors in my life.
ReplyDeletehello, maybe she looks rough because she got dumped by her girlfriend! and maybe i am the only lesbian who actually reads JA and her rebloggers...
ReplyDeleteSAVELILLY.COM
ReplyDeleteIt's not a Shih-tzu...is she really this dumb?
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of rebloggers whatever happened to that reblog of this reblog?
ReplyDeleteOf course 1:40, but she looks exactly the same in expression - thought maybe a little more awake - as when she did that morning show interview where she showed up with the same clothes she was wearing the night before, and she's said lately in an interview that she doesn't lie, drink or do drugs. Uh. Just like Paris doesn't.
ReplyDeleteTotal Jing: I am surprised at you. Ashton said he would ding dong ditch on Ted Turner's door. It seems that you are racing to post here without slowing down and getting the facts. Love you, but chillax a bit. ;)
ReplyDeleteRE: The Dog
As per usual, Julia jumps on the news when it is weeks (or months old). The Obamas said that they needed a hypo allergenic dog as one of their daughters is allergic. Porties are. Check! Also, the dog had been adopted by another woman who could not keep it and it was returned to the breeder in Texas and scooped up by the Kennedys as a gift.
She just knows nothing.
so, the only conten NS has right now, seriously, is TMI. And instead of trying to do something good with that - research, interviewing, learning some editing and graphic skills - for th enext marathon round of taping, Julia's making off-the-cuff, dumb shit cracks about the president's dog, presumably hoping she'll get to go on some late night cable news talking head show (that she then sneer about a little like she doesn't care. can't be bothered to care)and chime in with her two-cents about a "Hot Topic of the Day".
ReplyDeleteAnd then it's what, back-to-back tech conferences? Really? More tech conferences? That she won't cover? It's like that movie Almost Famous. After awhile the girls aren't having fun backstage anymore. But they feel like they have to trudge on to the next city. Because that's where Everything is Happening. Julia's that way with these god-awful tech people and their self-congratulatory circle-jerk let-me-tell-you-the-secret of my success conferences. Barf.
And of course, the same way she parrots things she hears on Fox weekender, and glances at in Seventeen, she would parrot something she heard once: that conferences are where alot of Connections Are Made! And Networks Are Formed!
Not true. And at 28, you should already know that...
Julia has publicly stated that the dog is from a breeder in the midwest. Oprah made "rescue dogs" en vogue several months back when she did a puppy mill expose. She then adopted two dogs from PAWS, a shelter in Chicago. Julia is just trying to jump on Oprah's wagon which is...er...pathetic.
ReplyDelete(I'm a shelter pet owner and I am all for the sentiment just not a phoney half ass one)
(Scene: Ted Turner's study. A major domo, let's call him Farnsworth, brings him a pink dvd.)
ReplyDeleteFarnsworth: Sir, a video of some sort for you.
Double T: From whom?
Farnsworth: A Miss Julia Allison.
Double T: A Miss Whatwho???
Farnsworth: Yes, sir.
Double T: *throws in trash*
juliaallison Ted Turner just signed for the dvd of me dying hair red, watch for it on CNN News tonight!!!!!!!
http://inventorspot.com/articles/top_ten_internet_superstars_2009_26394
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Personally, I've got no problem with folks who buy dogs from breeders. Much like a designer purse versus a used and/or affordable one, it's a matter of opinion. I *do* have a problem with folks who buy their dogs from breeders and then wag their finger at those who also choose to buy their dogs from breeders.
ReplyDeleteShut the fuck up and leave Obama alone, Julia. You should be more "disappointed" by the fact that you obviously treat those shitty freshwater pearls of yours better than your own neglected purebred dog.
"...are dedicated to sharing almost every waking moment of Allison's life. Internet fame similar to other forms of fame, doesn't come without an emotional price tag, however..."
ReplyDeleteFrom the above link.
You know, that gets repeated and repeated. And it's just not true. We almost never know what JA's actually doing. We get cryptic cameraphone shots of parking lots, and poses at dumb parties.
But gone are the days where she wrote essay-length entries about her own life, and loves and that crap...
All the shorthand descriptions of NS repeat that too: that it's this detail intense, live-with-julia-type site. It's like people hear she's famous and repeat it.. and never go to her site. I mean, look at it today, a day she gets a page six write-up? Is there anything there? No. She hasn't posted but a couple stupid tweets all day. And a dumb swipe at Obama's dog.
That info is obviously OLD...the site doesn't even mention Nonsociety. And there's no way in Hell that a TRUE internet star like iJustine is only one place ahead of Julia. Not a chance. Who'd JA blow for that laughable position?
ReplyDeleteThe Lindsay video was incredibly depressing, because Lindsay has nothing to hold on to. Her career, her family, her relationships are all in shambles, and that's the punchline! I thought the video was zero percent amusing, and the fact that Julia thought it was smart and funny shows the lack of empathy she possesses.
ReplyDeleteJulia should reconsider claiming she's an internet star given that her career has been a HUGE failure compared to real internet stars like Tila, Perez, etc.
ReplyDeleteThat's true, Anonymoue2:18- why in the world isn't Perez Hilton on that list? I would consider him the #1 online "celeb" by far.
ReplyDeleteE-Mail from a reader who discovered Nonsociety through the link provided in that hilarious list:
ReplyDeleteUm, hi, I read about your site on the internet. Sounds really interesting, but it seems to be broken at the moment.
@Anonymous 2:21, because little shit sites like that one think writing about the "in" people in tech will help their traffic.
ReplyDeletethat top internet star article sounds like a plant by her agent george ruiz. that's probably the best he can do (he prob didn't know julia was totally cool with being called a famewhore in page six, so she had to do her own dirty work).
ReplyDelete2.29 you say famewhore like that was something gross
ReplyDeletecome on people! get on twitter: RT @queenalice: It has to be stopped. Everyone, copypasta @juliaallison SHUT THE FUCK UP
ReplyDeleteIn other news:
ReplyDeleteRicky Van Veen's completely adorable (but "not New York enough" - Jackles sez) girlfriend has put out a line of bridal headbands.
A quick flickr search shows she also has a rockin' hot body.
Man, that must fry Jaba something awful.
Also, Jill, your friends don't get your twitters when you MISSPELL their names.
Did you ever find SaraHcuda at ORD?
Hmmmmm
Julia currently has zero votes in the poll at the bottom of that "top internet star" joke of an article.
ReplyDeleteLeave your vote for someone else (like iJustine!) and leave a comment on your feelings of Julia as a "internet star!" It's easy!
http://inventorspot.com/articles/top_ten_internet_superstars_2009_26394
Sorry to be slightly off-topic, but this seriously made me chortle:
ReplyDeleteaplusk luv this. I know a blogger that could use a Backpfeifengesicht http://bit.ly/zlwtD
about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck #7.
Backpfeifengesicht (German)
Means:
A face badly in need of a fist.
Wooo I bet he's talking about me. It's always about me!
ReplyDeleteTweet along the lines of: OMG aplusk is HITTING on me in 3, 2, 1,..........
ReplyDeleteDude Demi would kick. her. ass.
ReplyDeleteshe posted the link to that site herself, though. probably saw it when he wrote it on twitter.
ReplyDeleteno, unfortunately even julia allison can't be that stupid.
Julia's Reflected Glory disease is particularly bad today (maybe it's another flare up?)
ReplyDeleteTweeting about how HER FRIEND SARAH LACY!!!! is coming to Chicago to speak at a conference... and she's picking her up from the airport, basically serving as her driver, and tagging along to the conference.
Oh Julia, has it really gotten this bad? Once invited to speak at events yourself, you've now fallen so far, so fast, that you're a cab driver for your more successful friends. SAD.
PartyPants, you need to seriously get a life. Or get laid. You make the same comments on the same mediocre blogs all day long. Srsly, go away. Back to Mississippi, or back to your Hell's Kitchen walk-up.
ReplyDeleteI want to know what her stupid obsession is with lunch.com. Is the owner cute or something? Why doesn't she post that shit I dunno, ON HER OWN BLOG???
ReplyDeleteJulia 3:28 I'm sorry you don't enjoy my comments. Why don't you email me and tell me why you don't like me?
ReplyDeleteWatch out Partypants, in a minute someone is going to call you jealous and fat!
ReplyDeleteAnd don't ever go back to Mississippi ... this mediocre blog loves you ;)
Julia:
ReplyDeleteHow many mediocre blogs do you visit a day to keep track of partypants?
Just curious.
xo
The founder of lunch.com is young and attractive. Just one more rich, successful dweeb to try to attach her flickering bloated star to.
ReplyDeleteI'm not Julia nor the above commenter and also find partypants incredibly annoying. But that comes with the snark blog territory, so I'll deal.
ReplyDeleteWhat is up with that top internet celebrity list? I've only heard of three of them. Who the hell is the dude in number 1? This article reeks of "which PR agent sucked up the most."
Absolutely, don't go anywhere because, you know, partypants, once you move to another part of the country you can not longer post on this where ever based site and would have to start your own gig. we would certainly support you with that and love you all the same.
ReplyDeletexoxo
3:32
ReplyDeleteLunch founder is young and reasonably attractive.
Countdown to partypants tearful "I'm sorry you hate me" vimeo in 3..2..
ReplyDeleteYeah, go away Party Pants -- your over and over and over and over and over comments just diminish the point: we're keeping the JA hate smart, snarky and exclusive. It's just you you you you... which makes this boring and makes you look pathetic. Other people will chime in and read the comments, we're just tired of seeing yours day in and day out... over and over and over and over. DO NOT HIT SEND.
ReplyDeleteI agree with 3:44. Daily reader and sometimes commenter here.
ReplyDelete"we're keeping the JA hate smart, snarky and exclusive."
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA HA HA. What's next? Is someone going to chime in and tell someone else not to bodysnark?
Puh-leeze. People here are free to post whatever crazy shit they want to, as often as they want to. The circus freak nature of the commenting here is what makes it fun.
Go away, humorless bores!
*shrug*
ReplyDeleteOkie doke. Bye all.
ah folks there is a rumour going around that the new TMI Weekly deal got cancelled..
ReplyDeletesame rumour claims audience hated it..
JBS - do tell.. details, ma'am, details...
ReplyDelete3:49 -- People can post whatever they want, and other people can post their opinions or requests. See how that works?
ReplyDeletePartypants, dont' let these unfunny Scary Sadshaw trolls chase you off. I enjoy your frequent and often funny comments.
ReplyDeleteThe busted TMI deal was mentioned in an earlier post - Comment of the Year. That commenter - who seemed to have some inside info or be an associate of Julia's - said the girls didn't get a dime from NNN or NBC and that there was no guarantee it was going to air anywhere. They've also been filming in Meghan's apartment so I assume they got booted from NNN studios as well. Would not surprise me at all if Too Many Idiots Weekly got canned. It sucked hard.
Yeah, sorry, totally with 3:44. These threads get clogged with stupid partypants comments. No need. She's not funny or witty. She's just some girl who needs attention, and since this is a blog designed to criticize a girl who needs to much attention, it's kinda hypocritical to embrace someone for exhibiting the exact same behavior.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see how long the flounce lasts!
ReplyDeleteMOST of the people here aren't particularly funny. And we are not building a website to win some stupid prize, or build a political platform or impress anyone.
ReplyDeleteIt's supposed to be fun. Or smart. Or annoying.
Don't like that threads get clogged with comments you don't like?... YOU leave.
party pants is probably not female, though more than likely has aspirations to be ;) i'm thinking PP is gaysian, sucky sucky on a nerdy white guys penis for rent, skinny, spiky hair, Hell's Kitchen or West Chels... a little too obsessed with pop culture. too stereo?
ReplyDeleteWho cares? She's gone. Maybe we can get back to talking about Julia and nonsociety now, instead of PartyPants?
ReplyDeleteI agree with 4:07. Sorry party pants. But you try too hard to be funny and always draw it back to you. It's...well....weird.
ReplyDeletehttp://twitter.com/account/profile_image/queenalice
ReplyDelete^^^^ Partypants?
ReplyDelete"... PP is gaysian, sucky sucky on a nerdy white guy's penis for rent..." - anon 4:13
ReplyDeleteWow. You hit the trifecta: disgustingly racist, homophobic and, yet, at the same time, boring.
Who the hell cares about partypants?? The only thing worse than Julia Allison is a fan of Julia Allison. And the only thing worse than a fan of Julia Allison is someone on a Julia Allison reblogging site trying to draw attention to themselves.
ReplyDeletePP is way more attractive than she gives herself credit for. Still don't appreciate her commenting style, though.
ReplyDeleteZomg I wonder what Julia's going to do now that she will have nothing going on in her life once TMI runs out.
.. or a boring, racist homophobe.
ReplyDeleteis this some SAT riddle...where the correct answer is.... Partypants?
ReplyDelete"... the only thing worse than a ja fan is a someone on a JA reblogging site trying to draw attention to themslves.."
ReplyDelete"Or! a boring racist homophobe.."
That was how that should have gone. Someone got sandwiched between those two posts. One of which referred to yet another post - that itself was talking about the posts of controversial reblogging commenter "Party Pants".
Or Madame Pants, as I beleive she is referred .
you people care WAY TOO MUCH about some dumb, misguided, therapist-needing, irrelevant girl that gets her kicks pimping herself out on the interwebs. reblogging? why, really.
ReplyDeletesee. now I can't tell if people are talk about JA or PP. Hmmm.
ReplyDeleteHaving read this blog for six months or so, I would like to say that Partypants is a hilarious, fabulous contributor who gets it spot n every time. If you don't get her sense of humour, maybe you're on the wrong sites.
ReplyDeleteNow would all you morons leave her alone and concentrate on why you're here please?
**spot ON. Dammit.
ReplyDeleteThanks PartyPants 4:39
ReplyDeleteLet's play a game. Who do you think Doodles is talking about?
ReplyDelete(From The Reblog of Reblogging NonSociety )
Poster #1 - You go between posting under an alias and posting anonymously so it doesn't look like you're obsessed. Which you are.
Poster #2 - I totally skip your comments. You are of no interest to me. I kind of feel bad for you.
Poster #3 - You are terribly self-righteous for someone who has achieved absolutely nothing.
i think partypants is great. she manages to keep these threads fun and interesting. if you don't like her comments, you can always skip them. here's how: 1) when you see a comment that starts with "PartyPants said..." move your eyes down to the next comment, 2) if it does not start with "PartyPants said..." read and enjoy the comment. Repeat.
ReplyDeleteI'm confused.
ReplyDeleteThis is why we need forums lulz.
ReplyDelete3:44 - that has to be the most stupid, bitchiest thing I have read here, which is quite an accomplishment considering the subject matter. Take the pickle out of your ass.
ReplyDeleteTrying to keep it "exclusive" are you precious?
partypants - you are fucking hilarious and you consistently MAKE these threads. Do whatever you want.
JA - most searched on Google today! What do we make of this???
ReplyDeleteJulia Allison Baugher is known by many names:
ReplyDeleteInternet TaintWreck
On the google search ranking:
ReplyDeleteHilarious. I cannot wait until a new crowd of people find nonsociety.
And then scratch their heads. And come here.
:) 5:07
ReplyDeleteThis google peak is probably due to people having read the quarterback blurb, thinking Julia who?, hitting google.
Party Pants isn't funny. Some of you might find her funny, others don't. To each his own. I'm not a fan. I'll still read here.
ReplyDeleteI don't care if she posts here or not. I ignore her comments. I suggest others do the same.
Gawker picked up on Google trends... and uses it as just another opportunity to relentlessly mock her:
ReplyDeletehttp://gawker.com/5212043/julia-allison-now-mostly-famous-for-dancing-with-a-quarterback
Google trends:
ReplyDelete"Julia Allison
Peak: 5 hours ago"
That pretty much sums up Julia's entire famewhore career doesn't it?
This website shows up on the Google trends page and has some delightfully unflattering photos of Julia -
ReplyDeletehttp://tv.rightcelebrity.com/?p=2146
hilarious comment on that Gawker note:
ReplyDelete"And as Jay Cutler walked out of the club, he asked his Brah: "Who the hell was that? Has she been on any magazine covers?" His Brah explained about the Wired magazine thing. He gagged and said "What, she's some nerd centerfold girl or something? Nahhwwaaay, brah!" Jay deleted the number from his phone, and proceeded to the nearest strip club VIP room and spent $10.4 million in about 50 minutes. The next day, Jay woke up with a hangover and a new enthusiasm for the world, contemplated the bullet he just dodged. The End."
@Anon 5:41: That rightcelebrity.com site is riddles with inaccuracies about JABa. It's kind of hysterical that she's finally getting some more seconds of fame, but they're getting it all wrong.
ReplyDeleteI think I might die of shock if she's ever seen with that QB again.
"Julia Allison is an American journalist, the founder of the videoblog NonSociety.com, and a columnist for “Time Out New York.” Her hometown is Wilmette, a suburb of Chicago.
ReplyDeleteAllison attended Georgetown University, where she wrote a dating column titled “Sex on the Hilltop,” under the alias, Julia Baugher. She has also worked with Illinois, Republican Congressman, Mark Kirk, as a full-time legislative correspondent.
Allison has made appearances on several cable networks including: MSNBC, Headline News, Fox Business, and Fox News. She used to pen a weekly dating column for AM New York, and was an editor for “Star” at one point for.
The magazines Allison has written for include: Cosmopolitan, Men’s Health, New York, Teen Vogue, Maxim, and Seventeen. She also does political coverage for the Huffington post. "
This biography is hilarious in its lack of facts.
http://tv.rightcelebrity.com/?pp_album=main&pp_cat=&pp_image=Julia_Allison_3.jpg
ReplyDeleteOLD NOSE ON FULL DISPLAY
Um, 2:54, it actually is spelled sarahcuda on twitter. But here's the funny thing. Julia changed her spelling:
ReplyDelete1) Good morning! It's Pick-Up-@Sarahcuda-from-ORD day!about 8 hours ago from web
2) # Curbside at ORD waiting for @saracuda - where is my SF bunny??about 4 hours ago from txt
Typo in no. 2? Or is it?
I like partypants. She is a pretty good Jaba the Nut commentator. Furthermore, one of the emergent properties of this blog is that it allows one to vicariously track her menstrual cycle. Last week, flow; this week, no.
ReplyDeleteI am 2:54.
ReplyDeleteI was calling out Julia's typo in the SF Bunny tweet.
Geez. Is everyone still in a snit over partypants??
Making the only point i ever do:
Julia is an idiot!
Lohan's self-deprecation act is not new. She does one of those about once a year. A few years ago she did one as an opening sketch on Saturday Night Live. If you've seen her do it before you realize how mechanical it is and that she's blaming everyone else for making her look bad.
ReplyDeleteYep, and the girl liiiiiiiiies nooooonstop. Nothing is ever her fault, it's always everyone else who misunderstands or like the interview said "is out to get her". Wonder where that self-dep. act was when she stole clothes from girls on not one, but TWO separate occasions, and had the audacity to step out in them publicly. Naturally she was caught when paps photographed her, and had not a single apology for either of the girls.
ReplyDeleteOh and extra amusing (forgot this in the last post) one of the "stolen clothes" episodes involved her, Nicole Richie and Samantha Ronson texting the girl she'd stolen from all SORTS of bitchery. So, karmic I guess. http://laurenhastings-textmessages.buzznet.com/user/photos/?id=5802411
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