Sunday, April 12, 2009

Yulia: Hi, Easter Bunnies!!!!!!!!!!


Easter!!!!


This is a woman who is pushing 30.

This is a woman who thinks she is a character from a television show (not the one with the single fortysomethings, but the one with the single peoples MUCH younger than she is).

This is a woman who is NOT a character from a Tennessee Williams play.

YOU. CAN. NOT. MAKE. THIS. STUFF. UP.

I just say.

38 comments:

  1. Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

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  2. I just threw up in my mouth. If this were part of a "character study," or ad for a vintage clothing store, I might give her a pass. The fact that she is going out of the house in this get up is just, well, sad...

    She doesn't seem to understand the implication of dressing up like a 6 year old girl. It's actually rather submissive in a BDSM shaming sort of way. I hate to get all creepy but this photo is creepy...

    Keep that shit in the bedroom. Go to town with it! Have a ball! Just don't go to Easter brunch like this..it's just so creepy, especially with dad, mom, and bro at her side.

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  3. I've written a letter to Daddy
    His address is Heaven above
    I've written "Dear Daddy, we miss you
    And wish you were with us to love"

    Instead of a stamp, I put kisses
    The postman says that's best to do
    I've written a letter to Daddy
    Saying "I love you"

    I've written a letter to Daddy
    Saying "I love you"
    -Baby Jane

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  4. "Grey Gardens" comes out on HBO next Saturday. Julia should watch it closely.

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  5. For the love of god, what is WRONG with this person??? This is neither cute nor quirky and certainly not eligible. Does she even notice just how deranged she looks here? Also, who's the idiot in that house agreeing to take such a picture?

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  6. My rant continued (case of premature posting):
    I mean, screw family honour and reputation, but, seriously, someone has to protect this grown up woman from her own foolishness. Even more so, since she is way past mockable. She is sad, pathetic and apparently delusional and begins to resemble a Tennessee Williams character, indeed. Excellent observation, Russian Girl.

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  7. Anon 11:48--Just what I was thinking! Here comes Little Edie in her prom dress doing her salute to the American flag. This is getting creepier by the minute. I know Jules never really left high school, but don't her brother or mother question this getup? I've given up on Daddy long ago.

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  8. Not only is Julia delusional, but she's inaccurate.

    Blair Waldorf doesn't look she's a 5 year old playing dress up in Mommy's closet. She would never wear the headband, the pearls, and, my favorite, the GLOVES all at once!

    Once, twice, three times a failure.

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  9. You'd never see this kind of woman on the arm of an affluent man.

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  10. @12:32, you might, he'd just be about 30 years her senior and helping her with her daddy complex

    I think powerful men tend to fall into two categories, ones who want a woman who is a partner, and equal in smarts and savvy, and ones who want candy for eyes and hands. Dressing like a frosted easter cupcake puts the young lady above in the latter category.

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  11. I would add, anon 12:42, that the man who wants a girl for his "eyes and hands", also wants her for the eyes of others. So, I don't think any man would want to use Julia for his own ego, joonowatimeen?!

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  12. i honestly don't understand how her parents let her leave the house dressed like that, let alone WENT WITH HER out in public? It's embarrassing.

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  13. Oh Daddy, please love me!

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  14. 12:52, etc. - Trust me, none would date a woman like this. Though Julia just needs to open her mouth and it seals the deal, no need for weird outfit.

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  15. Sure the outfit is little girl weird - but that expression on her face says:

    I blew the quarterback in the alleyway outside the club last night

    And now I'm gonna live happily ever after.

    Haters.

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  16. Forget Baby Jane, this girl is the living embodiment of Dorian Gray.

    I don't think I can watch this trainwreck anymore. When I thought the whole thing was a joke, it was fine, but I'm realizing (perhaps too slowly; I blame my own sick voyeurism for sticking around) this woman has significant emotional problems. I honestly hope she gets the help she needs -- everyone has problems, and everyone deserves assistance with them.

    I feel like a terrible person for having been a willing spectator to someone's emotional destruction. It's just been difficult to tell what's real and what's not. I guess I was rooting for it to be a charade.

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  17. @1:08

    But you have to wonder if this is a joke. If she does want us to go crazy...
    If she is trying to get a WTF JULIA IS CRAZY Gawker post out of it to.

    Of course, if that is the case, then her bullshit about wanting to making "fuck me money" and "show men that women can own business" is a complete and total lie-

    Because anyone whose read that many airport business books would know that this is not the way women get to the top.

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  18. And then she attends services in that outfit, http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/95453223-0-1, where she says her parents are very active members. Please tell me she changed. Wait, we know she didn't change. Can you imagine the looks? The stares? The confusion?
    And she takes a photo DURING the services (not before and after)...
    Does she not realize that for most Christians this is one of the most sacred days of the year, following a time of intense reflection (well, supposedly)? It's not normal for adults to where a costume to most churches.

    Julia has died, Julia has risen. Julia will come again.

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  19. juliaallisonFrom the sermon-Easter's most important lessons: "I'm sorry." "I forgive you." "I love you."

    COINS OF WISDOM. Who would of thunk in a Christina church? Quel Surprise!

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  20. I admire her commitment to using the shittiest fonts available.

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  21. 30 years old.
    No job. Fired from her last two.
    Blog that she thinks is a business that doesn't earn her a dime.
    Embarrassment to herself and her family.
    Ostracized from not one but three industries.
    Obvious mental issues

    Still wearing pink tutu and thinking she's "Carrie" - priceless.

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  22. 1) she's gotta be broke. I know someone with more traffic than her NS site and she's barely making ends meet, so I doubt NS is bringing home the bacon for the entire trio.

    2) Don't you love how those gloves package away her sausage fingers?

    3) My theory is that this is a macbook air photo, and not some (other) Baugher moron who actually let her pose like this in front of a camera. It's grainy but also if taken at face value, this is technically her bad side. But photobooth always flips photos, so this is her good side in reverse. Unless of course her 20 lb gain has now evened her face out so now this is her good side.

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  23. @RachelD--if she's Dorian Gray then she forgot to put the all-important painting in the attic.

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  24. Dear god. There is a video. Please summon the straightjackets.

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  25. "Hurray for simple pleasures!"

    Um...simple pleasures like hundreds of dollars of designer clothes? You dumb twat.

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  26. The faux big diamond ring over her gloves...HILARIOUS. And in the video, you get to see the matching coat....oy vey. There's a reason that skirt and jacket were at the sample sale. no one wanted it.

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  27. "I admire her commitment to using the shittiest fonts available."

    HAHAHA. DYING.

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  28. Haha. I think she looks cute. Sorry. Seriously, when else but easter CAN you wear a huge ass bow? Plus most of the people I saw at church earlier looked like total shit.

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  29. she has two photos, the fauxrhol and another in her soo expensive too small apt & of course her bday stationary. she can place them all in a row and watch them decay as she continues this apparent descent into madness. oh, there's even a syndrome! how fitting.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorian_Gray_syndrome

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  30. She looks cute. If she were about 20 years younger. It's costumey overkill, we know it's for attention, and... Blair Waldorf reference? Again? GG stylists would hardly be amused with this fuckery.

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  31. http://reblogrebloggingnonsociety.blogspot.com/

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  32. RB.RBNS :

    Jeez, if you're gonna publicize this, and leave links and all, could you at least make the site funny? Your wit needs sharpening. I hear there's a booth at the farmer's market that can do that.

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  33. Dys -- The last refuge of the mocked: whine it's not funny. Because RBNS is so hilarious?

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  34. Anonny 4:57 Yup, there are actual yuks here, although admittedly some days one must mine for them harder than on other days.

    On RB RBNS? Not so much. But there are only a couple of posts, so the rest is up to you. I await your pearls.

    And personally I don't feel mocked at all. Just a little grumpy that I went over there for naught. All yuks and insights most welcome from yours truly.

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  35. I laugh at this site very, very hard several times a week, RBRBNS; hate to break it to you. And this is only the second or third comment I've ever made here. I just come on, read, laugh my ass off and then come back a day later.

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  36. It is funny that she is so obsessed with a teenage tv character. I thought of ol' Jules when I read some interview with Leighton Meester in the NYT Sunday Magazine where she says that it is weird that people admire and want to be Blair Wardolf because Blair is naive and only believes in being popular, which is a sad thing. How appropriate for Julia!

    Speaking of appropriate, Leighton said the only thing she likes about Blair's costumes is that she is always appropriately dressed, which Julia most certainly IS NOT in a miniskirt, tight blouse and bare arms/legs in a FUCKING CHURCH. She is trying so hard to appear upper-class and WASP-y but she just comes off as a middle class loser who has only heard of rich people on teen tv shows.

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  37. "This is a woman who is pushing 30."

    I think that pretty much sums up the total sadfail happening in that pic.

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