Sunday, April 12, 2009

BrotherBritt: Taking Renewed Action


Oh dear. Right when we thought things might be getting a bit better, my sister emerged from her bedroom today looking like she was about to pose for the first shot in a special Easter pictorial for Playboy magazine, and was about to start shedding clothing and providing oral pleasure to the Easter Bunny and his carrot.

Mother immediately called the exorcist we had lined up previously, wondering if he was available after all, this time for an emergency Easter Sunday appointment. Father, as ever, didn't know what all the fuss was about and said it was adorable to see Julia's tattoo peeking out from behind the little lace gloves.

Grandmama of course could not be present. She is still pondering a way to gently divulge to Jules that when she said "let it unfold," she was actually providing advice on laundry techniques.

Oh dear.

50 comments:

  1. I LOL at the poor Brother Britt.

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  2. Crossing the line.

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  3. Really, poor guy!

    I LOL @ Let it unfold was about how to fold laundry.

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  4. All of us crossed the line ages ago. Welcome to the line crossing. You come to this site, you've crossed the line.

    A humorous parody that doesn't even use an individual full name? It's G rated compared to other things posted on this blog.

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  5. yes i agree about crossing the line, because the only obvious, insane line-crossing here is whipping out a camera in church.

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  6. SA
    I was just kicking myself for not mentioning that in my response. Obvious indeed!
    -2:50

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  7. i dont get the easter bunny joke, are you saying she would rather suck his carrot than his dick?

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  8. The line-crossing was the blooming outfit!

    You people are hilariously deranged and I mean this as the highest compliment.

    Prepare for the onslaught, however. You will now get all the hypocritical loons showing up now to shame you. That's right, the very people who read and comment on this blog every day will now assume some kind of moral authority because you used one fictional voice as opposed to another fictional. I'd advise you to nuke their sorry asses, but of course you get shit on when you do that too.

    Ignore them and carry on. Bravo, BrotherBritt!

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  9. FormerGawkerEmployeeApril 12, 2009 at 3:15 PM

    Something to keep in mind for everyone: This is a woman who encourages friends, boyfriends, and very close associates to tip off the reblogging sites, and has done so very recently.

    She LIKES it.

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  10. @ 3:15 We know. Trust me. Some of us have been asked to tip off blogs like these before.

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  11. Whatever happened to that egg-harvesting hottie, Laetitia Pichot de Cayeux, and the fabulous Easter trip away?

    julia.nonsociety.com/post/27886252

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  12. "the person you've called is temporarily unavailable. please try again later"

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  13. "I met her at SXSW through my ex Alex, and she’s already set me up with one of her guy friends and invited me on a Easter trip away. !!! I adore her."
    Your link brings up the wrong page, just to correct, http://julia.nonsociety.com/main.php?search=pichot.

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  14. http://julia.nonsociety.com/main.php?search=pinochet

    You know, friend of the Chicago School.

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  15. Anyone concerned about crossing this so-called line is welcome to close their browser. Easy peasy.
    Rock on RBNS!

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  16. I am waiting for her to tweet a "Happy Easter" message to Randi.

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  17. http://reblogrebloggingnonsociety.blogspot.com/

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  18. http://www.sianyland.com/$blog/2009/02/03/siany_on_bloggers_gone_bad__reblogging_nonsociety

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  19. RE: http://reblogrebloggingnonsociety.blogspot.com/

    Yoicks. That's not bringing the A-game content, bunny rabs. Better luck in future.

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  20. Oh silly RBRBNS. Have you not figured out yet that there are several Jacys? Including a JA ex-BF!

    In fact, one Jacy just deleted another Jacy's comment.

    Nice try.

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  21. I'm internet famous! yay!!! And it's all because I have millions of fantastic degrees, an encyclopedic knowledge of mental illness, and friends in high places...!!!

    *SNORTING

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  22. Ok. So you've started your own snark blog. That's a very good first step. Now take snarking 101 and knock your socks off. Over THERE. Let us know once you found your funny bone.

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  23. FormerGawkerEmployeeApril 12, 2009 at 4:34 PM

    Imagine some anonymous weirdo getting all pissed off because anonymous former friends of a lunatic who frequently tips off the blogs that make fun of her are having a great time making fun of her on their blog. It is all so bizarre.

    RB:RBNS and others: You're too invested. RBNS is just a blog where people who have reason to need to vent, vent, and do it really quite hilariously.

    That RBRBNS blog is cringingly embarrassing, devoid of any wit whatsoever. Disturbing, really.

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  24. RBRBNS: Good luck with that. You are really stupid if you think this passes for prescient or knowing anything at all. That's all.

    xoxo

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  25. A line will be crossed when JA wears that Blair Waldorf Easter outfit to Hub 51, but don't worry, that day is a comin'!

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  26. Guess you peeps have finally made it - you have your own rebloggers!

    Good news is now all the hater haterz can vent over there and leave us and our woeful, piteous, lonely, jealous, overweight, poor, monomaniacal, socially inept, spiteful little selves alone to make the magic happen!

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  27. Honest question: Do you think her parents really don't think anything is wrong (minus her mom, who apparently stopped talking to her for a month supposedly over TEH INTERNETS but really that's not confirmed)? They really don't say anything when Julia dresses up like a deranged pre-schooler to go to CHURCH where she'll be seen and laughed at by their peers? Her parents are totally okay with this? Her brother doesn't even needle her a little in a half-assed attempt to actually get her to stop being such an embarrassment?

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  28. http://chicagoist.com/profile/Jacy+Wojcik

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  29. No. Wrong. Try again.

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  30. Dahling,
    one should think she'd get some good old tough family love every now and then, but it appears not to be the case. Seeing how well she takes criticism, my guess would be that they decided to take the line of least resistance in order to keep things civil and bearable for everyone.

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  31. lmao.. what was that part about fake character & no last name given (as if he couldn't be discovered easily through JA's already far past embarrasing long internet trail..oh wait, this is worse because it's normal people dissecting that, oops) brotherbritt "crossing the line"

    4:46, you're a little nuts.. step away from the google.

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  32. www.russiansinglesonline.com/women/info89735.htm

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  33. Also, what's this sh**, 4:46? Find a tree worth barking up or, better, chill.

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  34. Okay, I think it's time to compile a little list of internet line-crossing, Julia Allison Baugher style. I'll go first. But when I tire out--which is bound to be soon, y'all can spell me.

    1. Outing ex boyfriend's mental illness on Gawker.

    2. Disclosing grandma has not spoken to momsers (or vice versa) in aeons.

    3. Dragging poor [redacted's] cancer through the lifecasting wringer at the drop of a snark attack.

    4. Trotting out photos of happily-re-relationshipped exes and mooning over them and their old loveletters again and again.

    5. Dumping on business partner in public.

    6. Outing a congressman as a byproduct of inane Twittering.

    etcetera adinfinitum.

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  35. I actually feel bad for anyone with name Jacy in Chicago now. I'd put out a public service announcement if I could. @4.:46, Chicagoist's garbage and planting blogger is not responsible for RBNS.

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  36. "FormerGawkerEmployee said...
    Imagine some anonymous weirdo getting all pissed off because anonymous former friends of a lunatic who frequently tips off the blogs that make fun of her are having a great time making fun of her on their blog. It is all so bizarre.

    RB:RBNS and others: You're too invested. RBNS is just a blog where people who have reason to need to vent, vent, and do it really quite hilariously.

    That RBRBNS blog is cringingly embarrassing, devoid of any wit whatsoever. Disturbing, really."

    She's too invested! But not you guys! There's totally a line somewhere between you two! TOTALLY! But then again, you think *this* blog is hilarious, so your judgment on wit is clearly stellar.

    Also: DING DING DING for use of Julia Baugher's last refuge of choice: "DISTURBING"! Anyway who judges me is DISTURBING! You've been learning at Total Jing's knee, clearly.

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  37. 7.) Flying home on a married man's private jet.
    8.) Demanding a Mac Air from an ex.
    9.) Withholding class credit from an intern.
    10.) Eating grapefruit without paying.
    11.) Licking Randi's cake.

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  38. 5:05 : Licking Randi's cake! Totally forgot that one. Line-crossing at its most egregious & shameful!

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  39. RussianGirl is far hotter than the Russian girl link posted here. Go check out her profile shot!

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  40. It's really pretty incredible how defensive people here on a hate blog are about being mocked. Sure, they'll say it's not funny and they're 100% defensible in everything they do because Julia Allison is so awful and puts her awfulness on the internet, but really? They just don't like being mocked. Too bad they put their words on the internet.

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  41. I am so tickled that someone is reblogging us that I am going to put the link up. Hooray!!! WE'VE ARRIVED!

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  42. @5:08PM:

    I am pretty sure I have got the right Russian Girl. I did a Google search and everything! Look at her profile, she is even located in Omsk; the dominoes are falling into place.

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  43. well done, nancy drew! you know all the right tricks!!! :)

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  44. @5:17PM:

    Hey, wait, are you being sarcastic?

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  45. i thought you were, google search and all. no? sad.

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  46. i'm sad, i mean.

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  47. @5:20PM:

    Don't be sad. I was just hoping you would go: "Nooo, of course not, not at all." I was pushing my luck in hopes of greater comedy. Oh well, carry on!

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  48. 5:24: my bad. i got distracted by a giant bow.

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  49. I'm surprised you guys haven't dog-piled on her TAKING A PHOTO DURING ONE OF THEM MOST RELIGIOUS SERMONS OF THE YEAR. WHAT THE FUCK.

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