Sunday, April 12, 2009
BrotherBritt: Taking Renewed Action
Oh dear. Right when we thought things might be getting a bit better, my sister emerged from her bedroom today looking like she was about to pose for the first shot in a special Easter pictorial for Playboy magazine, and was about to start shedding clothing and providing oral pleasure to the Easter Bunny and his carrot.
Mother immediately called the exorcist we had lined up previously, wondering if he was available after all, this time for an emergency Easter Sunday appointment. Father, as ever, didn't know what all the fuss was about and said it was adorable to see Julia's tattoo peeking out from behind the little lace gloves.
Grandmama of course could not be present. She is still pondering a way to gently divulge to Jules that when she said "let it unfold," she was actually providing advice on laundry techniques.