Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Julia: Yawn.com

There are days when mustering up the enthusiasm to reblog Jackles is tiresome. Especially after all the fun photo-shopping hijinks of last night.

Can't we just do some more of these? Thanks, loyal RBNS reader!




But here we go, okay. In the last 24 hours:

1. Jackles bailed out of attending the screening of a documentary in which she is revealed to be a face-injecting crazy lady. She pretended she wanted to go but she is noble and NICE, people, and so instead decided to play Florence Nightingale to her poor sick friend in Boston because "no one should ever be alone in a hospital." Many are skeptical and feel [REDACTED] was used once again for PR purposes, his unfortunate circumstances allowing Jackles to save face by skipping the embarrassing screening. She Tweeted one of the filmmakers to say she's so sorry she missed it or she wished she'd been there or some such shit. As if.

2. New York Magazine put Jackles right next to Spencer Pratt as being one of the most banal and insipid navel-gazing Tweeters on Planet Twitter. This must have severely stung; we recall her lobbying at some point to win some ridiculous Best Twitterer award. It's clear she believes her Tweets are as clever and witty as can be. She shook off the pain and gamely tried to make jokes about it that, as always, are too boring and unmemorable to reblog. But she really, truly is like the female, Internet version of Spencer Pratt, isn't she?

3. Once again she promised a prize to whomever could suggest a chaise lounge for her little balcony so she can suntan. How many people does she promise prizes to every week? Does she ever deliver? How come we rarely ever hear about it again? You know if she dragged her ass in its figure-skater skirt down to the nearest post office to mail someone an umbrella she'd blog every moment and tell us how awesome she is for doing it. And as for the chaise lounge, we thought she was moving in with her "high school debate/science partner who just graduated from Princeton and has been hired by a prestigious financial institution" or however the fuck it was that she constantly described that poor woman who might soon be on the receiving end of her crazy.

So many questions.

127 comments:

  1. What is that picture supposed to represent?

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  2. "But she really, truly is like the female, Internet version of Spencer Pratt, isn't she?"

    Not exactly. Spencer Pratt can actually be sarcastically funny and witty on occasion. Julia Allison is never funny, except unintentionally.

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  3. Sounds like Jacy is growing a bit bored with Jackles. Jacy, maybe you should twitter for ideas on a vacation?

    And SUNTANNING? I heard a rumour that it's bad for your skin...for someone so obsessed with looking 19 years old, you'd think UV rays are the last thing she would batter herself with.

    And on another note: Target, Julia. Just go to fucking target and get an 11 dollar fold out beach chair. Your precious pampered ass doesn't require some thousand dollar Pottery Barn Kids ssshaaaaaize to flop around on covered in baby oil and iodine.

    God, get over yourself.

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  4. I think the picture is supposed to represent Toolias Gaymobile which she will drive around Chicago on her summer long quest to Become. A. Gay. Icon.
    She is a drag queen after all, right? Right???

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  5. Plus, Julia is up top driving a dongmobile. I think that implies that anything goes.

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  6. I have to disagree - Spencer Pratt, despite everything, has actually been successful in his fameball ways - his wedding was in People magazine for God's sake - Julia? I think we all know the answer to that one.

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  7. Plus Spencer doesn't go around pretending he's super nice or even make the claim that he's presented as something different due to editing, which would actually be plausible in his case.

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  8. Also, at least someone is willing to date him -- and his SO doesn't hide him like some dirty little secret, as what happens to Foolia on what seems to be a regular basis these days.

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  9. I posted this on a previous thread, but I will say it again - there is a HUGE difference between Heidi/Spencer and Julia. Heidi and Spencer are on a TV show and get paid for it. Julia has to make her "living" speaking at student clubs for free, for basically nobody. Spencer has capitalized on portraying himself as a villain. Julia is WAY WAY too insecure and concerned with her "image" to adopt a "fuck the haters" mentality and capitalize on it. There is really no comparison, besides they are both slimy sleazeballs. Julia is just a nobody slimy sleazeball and Spencer is a semi famous slimy sleazeball. When you're below Spencer Pratt on the the fame foodchain, well, you know you're a nobody.

    I can't believe I am thinking about this.

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  10. Mean Girl I'd like to invite you to speak at my Intarwebz Famelulz club. It will be May 2 in my mom's basement. Pabst, Dr. Thunder, and mini corndogs will be served.

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  11. Muffy von CorndogApril 29, 2009 at 9:26 AM

    Julia wants to spend "under $250" on a lounge chair for her postage stamp balcony? Julia - go to Target. Buy a chair for $50. STFU. Hasn't your granny given you this advice: Actual wealthy people with money and class don't go around bragging how much they spend on things like lounge chairs and Kindles. You sound like a nouveau riche piece of trash.

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  12. seriously, she needs help buying a kindle but can afford a $250 chaise and lord knows how much she'll spend at betsey johnson, all to look like a retard.

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  14. She's spending the summer reading on her deck at her little pink shoebox?
    But wait, what about spending the summer reading in Chicago? Or this supposed roomie she was so excitedly blogging about sharing a new apartment with?? What about her blogging about leaving her "pink palace" a month or so ago???

    Julia wouldn't dare LIE to us with such a deceptive blog post that somehow didn't end up happening, would she????!

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  15. "Hay guys, I'm texting with DAVID KARP. You know DAVID KARP, right? He invented fumblr and is uber famous/internets important. Well, I'm texting with DAVID KARP. Please check it out. It is online for everyone to see, in which DAVID KARP admits I am right.

    Love to post more, but I am busy chatting with DAVID KARP on my PHONE.

    xoxoxo Julia"

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  16. HI BUNNIES!!!!!! Before spending the summer in Chicago or NY, lounging on my fat ass reading a Kindle my parents will no doubt buy for me after they pay my rent, I need a relaxing beach vacation bunnies! Don't you feel sorry for me?! Please send me your vacation ideas ASAP! I will send you a PRIZE of a laptop case or stolen swag umbrella as a reward!!!

    It's VERY VERY EXHAUSTING to spend my day on the Bolt Bus, research chaise lounges and texting with David Karp! I need sweet, sweet UV rays and vitamin D to revive my tired pasty white skin before I do an in depth interview with an astrologer for TMI Weekly. It's SO SO EXHAUSTING, I could just sleep for 12 hours (WITH NO MEDS!!!!) just thinking about my EXHAUSTING schedule for the next couple of weeks.

    Did I mention the WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT'S DINNER WITH RANZI ZUCKERBERG that I am going to???? Shh... Ilus won't give me free dresses anymore so hopefully I can pick up something appropriate for a White House dinner at Betsey Johnson. Please email me with ideas and your favorite choices for MEEEE!!!!

    Sigh. RANDI ZUKERBERG. DAVID KARP. Did I mention I have Very Important Associates? It is soooo fabulous being me. I could just die of happiness!!!! Whew. I need a nap. See you in a couple of hours bunnies!!!

    XOXOXO
    Julia Allison

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  17. And off she goes again. Textspazzing to that mop headed half-fag that keeps coming around her pepto palace looking for ass. People, you don't understand. She might need a 12 hour nap (from that sugar crash no doubt) but I want a dirt nap. I am so sick of her dressing me up in tutus. I'm a dog, not a barbie, you whore. Oh oh oh, and for the record, your fucking fake hair smells. I think you have a tick family in there, wash that busted wig ok?

    Christ, I could go on, but thankfully she is going to Betsy Johnson within minutes of chucking me at Steve and Neil Gaycoupleton's (like I know their names, I'm a dog) house so she can go buy more retarded recital costumes.

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  18. Please stop insulting Subaru with a Julia Baugher photoshop. They are great hard working cars, something Julia is not.

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  19. A minor correction - New York magazine didn't just put Julia Allison next to Spencer Pratt in their twitter matrix. They put Julia ALL the way over to the left of "navel-glazing" and ALL the way down on "insipid." There was no one lower than Julia.

    And, at one point, Julia had done freelance party coverage for New York magazine. I wonder just how many bridges she burned there...

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  20. Hey Julia's Brain...

    WTF, dude!? Did you forget about me or something!? I'm so sick of all the auto-cock blocking. I'm blue with rage right now. I mean, I need release, you know? I'm afraid I'm going to shrivel up and disappear - something I'm sure you wouldn't mind one bit. Look, stop telling the hands to tuck me and let me hang out and spit some game. Damn!

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  21. For fancying herself as a "new media" pioneer, Julia Allison's entire "career" has been build on old media - Star, TONY, cable news, NY Mag, even the dead Bravo show. Of course she burned every bridge at every old media contact. (funny that she advises people to suck up to reporters) She blew off her every firing and failure as old media being "over" when she thought she was going to be some huge new media star. The reality? She is so NOT new media that she has to force people to be her "fan." It's sort of sad and pathetic and I'd almost feel sorry for her if she wasn't such a low class dumbass.

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  22. Sorry to be an echo to other wise commenters and Jacy but...

    This is another example about why Jackles is not lifecasting. She told us she was spending the summer in Chicago. She told us her apartment was too pricey. She said she'd be going home to Chicago and then returning to live with a roommate in the Fall. Suddenly, she wants an overpriced lawn chair (see: Pottery Barn. Smart "old money" people might just go to Target but whatevs.) for her wee wee pad sized terrace.
    So, something has changed and yet we have no narrative and no idea what it's all about.

    BTW, the contests thing. Julia has often started "big giveaways"...the last being her Spring Cleaning giveaway (she stole the graphic for the event and didn't credit the blogger she stole it from). She posted 3 items, promised to post MANY items throughout the weekend, and never followed through in sending the prizes to anyone. I'm left to think that no body wanted her free swag.

    Lifecast=lifeconfusion

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  23. But TJ, her life is sooooo EXHAUSTING and soooo BUSY that how could she possibly be expected to constantly follow up on all these contests her thousands of readers demand? That's why you get interns to take care of such tasks!

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  24. Julia's content:
    ---

    Julia: Hi

    David Karp: HI! How are you?

    Julia: I'm good, you?

    David Karp: Okay.

    ----

    DAVID KARP IS THE BEST FRIEND EVER. DAVID KARP INVENTED TUMBLR. DAVID KARP WILL NEVER BE REDACTED. DAVID KARP. DAVID KARP.

    Such wise words from DAVID KARP, the most brilliant web pioneer ever ;-)

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  25. TJ, I don't think Julia has changed her plans and is spending summer in NY. I think she came home from Boston, it was sunny and warm and her hampster brain (with nothing more important to occupy it) decided that at that moment she wanted a lounge chair. This was at the top of her mind and she set out to blog about lounge chair research and plea for ideas.

    This is really nothing more than the world's most tedious person blogging about every inane thought that pops into her head and then begging for ideas to support her inane idea. This would be like me saying. I woke up. I need to brush my teeth. I am out of toothpaste. Let me blog about it and ask people to send me ideas for their favorite toothpaste.

    No job. No friends. No hobbies or interests outside of herself. NOTHING else to occupy her mind and her life besides her own banal thoughts. ("Today I want to sit outside!") NY Mag got it right - Julia Baugher really is tragically boring and insipid.

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  26. I want to know what Jacy & RBNS plan to prize the winning photoshop of Julia with?

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  27. Mean Girl,
    Sadly, you're probably right. Maybe grams is buying for a $250 for the last 1-2 months she has left in NY. Me, I love my pink striped target lawn chairs.

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  28. *grams is buying a $250 lawn chair for..

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  29. PP: We get no freebies. The prize will be our praise!

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  30. The Obama one? I loved that one! He's HOLDING MY HAND, people!!!!

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  31. No you hated it Jacy. It made me look fat, didn't it? DIDN'T IT?

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  32. It's uncanny how much the description below resembles her:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder

    "Histrionic personality disorder (HPD) is defined by the American Psychiatric Association as a personality disorder characterized by a pattern of excessive emotionality and attention-seeking, including an excessive need for approval and inappropriate seductiveness, usually beginning in early adulthood. These individuals are lively, dramatic, enthusiastic, and flirtatious. They may be inappropriately sexually provocative, express strong emotions with an impressionistic style, and be easily influenced by others."

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  33. Muffy von Corndog - I'm with you. $250 for a lawnchair???

    I give up. Julia's definition of "struggling" and mine don't mesh. Living differently (TM).

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  34. sadface: amen and a highfive brother/sistah. Seriously, it's a lawnchair. For her postage stamp "balcony" that looks out on an alley. "I *really* want to pay under 250"? STFU. craigslist, bitch.

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  35. http://www.patrolmag.com/scanner/1622/julia-allison-is-not-a-banal-lifecaster-

    ROFLMAOWTFBBQ

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  36. fo' rizzle, PartyPizzle.

    (I'm throwing gang symbols like my idol, JA, as I do that. See how "street" I am for a whitey? We relate to all demographics, JA & I. Or, should I say, we "feel" them.)

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  37. If Julia Baugher wasn't such a flabby, lazy slob she could grab an old blanket and schlepp her fat ass to a park to lay in the sun and read. But that would require taking more than three steps outside the princess palace. Much easier to order a $250 lawn chair on daddy's dime and be able to stay home. TURD.

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  38. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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  39. Joolia everytime someone says haha I think of Meghan Asha now. Thanks a lot.

    http://www.hetemeel.com/hahashow.php?headline=I%20just%20broke&text=ANOTHER%20IPHONE!

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  40. I've decided Julia's contests work as follows:

    1.) Announce contest.
    2.) Take submissions.
    3.) Use best submission.
    4.) If prize is available, and contest still in memory, allocate prize to random person in geographic proximity.
    5.) Blog about it.

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  41. Just found this site and wow -- cannot believe how mean you all are to someone you do not even know except through her half-baked blog! Granted, some of you are witty and even funny but overall? So mean. Why do you resort to middle school-level bullying? Please, explain it to me. She may come across as shallow but really, who cares?

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  42. P.S. Fat slob? Really? I bet more than half of you are fatter than she! I know I am.

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  43. Newton: congrats, you're an obese slob.

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  44. Newton, many of us do know her personally, not just through her half-baked blog -- that she called a "business" and takes very seriously. We resort to middle school level bullying because this is the internet and we have the freedom to do what we want. A lot of us care because she's shallow and mean and has backstabbed a lot of people in her misguided attempts at fame and recognition. Karma.

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  45. I weigh 329 pounds but I still find a way to squeeze through my doorframe, pick up my $359 Kindle 2 and get out and walk to the park. I don't need to be wheeled their in my pink chaise lounge. Toodles, Newton!

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  46. Newton, many who lurk here do know her.... quite well, actually.

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  47. Oops, I meant to say "wheeled THERE in my pink chaise lounge." Sssshhh... don't tell anyone but I am really Mary!

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  48. Newton: Please refer to the title of this post.

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  49. @2:05PM

    I guess that's why she chose the handle new-TON. Hahahaha! But seriously folks, JA is a paradigm of self-absorption. She is extremely social, but seemingly lacks empathy. Many people on this board are probably the opposite - unsocial but empathetic - and often abused by JA-type personalities stomping all over people on their way to the top of the social pyramid. We're all just venting and JA needs unique hits, so it seems like a fair trade.

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  50. Well in the words of "Newton" [we] may come across as [mean] but really, who cares?

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  51. I have some words of Newton: "to myself I am only a child playing on the beach..."

    BOOLYA!

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  52. Newton - people here know her. Its not a random person picked out of the crowd. This is the result of how she is as a person. If people just wanted to criticize a random person then they would have picked a celebrity.

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  53. Is one of the symptoms of swine flu defending "half-baked" blogs on other blogs?
    Because, if it is, Newton has a wicked bad case of swine flu.

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  54. From now on, I'm referring to swine flu as Julia Allison Flu. Same thing.

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  55. Between eating like a pig and staying up until ham-thirty in the morning she will probably catch it. Then she'll blog about all the famous people who visited her in the hospital. Yawn.

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  56. Newton, please refer to your first and third laws. "For every action [of ugliness on the part of JA] there is an equal and opposite reaction [on the part of JA rebloggers]. Also, "An object at rest remains at rest and an object in motion will remain in motion unless acted upon by an unbalanced force." And we've all definitely been acted upon in some way or another by an unbalanced force: JA.

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  57. Swine flu isn't kosher - ooh, see what I did there.

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  58. A huzzah to 2:59PM! Live long and propser.

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  59. Newton, you lazy blob, please don't drop by here and demand people explain themselves to you. Lift your chubby little finger and click through some old posts on this blog... you can figure it out for yourself very fast.

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  60. Asshole @ 3:00 - still trying to disrupt this site, we see.

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  61. redacted - I clicked on you hoping to learn more about your awesomeness. Instead I was greeted with Jaba's ass on a bull.

    Please correct this immediately.

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  62. Why does some moron like Newton always come on here claiming half of us must be poofy/lazy slobs a'la Julia?
    Trust me when I say that I'm the slim size 2 Julia only wishes she was.

    No, I'm not displaying a photo to prove it. Just like I have no idea how your dumb cracker ass looks either. I'd rather not think about what you may or may not look like, so why would you give two shits about what we may look like here?

    Yes, I realize you realize I could be lying about my size just to feel better about myself, but I really don't give a shit what you think.

    And yes, I'm as lame as you are for even replying to you, but oh well. A boring day at work has this effect on my cranky little flat ass, so there you go.

    Also, Julia Allison sucks. Speaking as someone who actually knows her beyond just her "half-baked" blog.

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  63. I for one would lurrrveee to hear stories from all you who know her in real life.

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  64. swinepants, redacted's link serves as an important reminder and proof of Julia Baugher's asshattery. Redacted links there on purpose. I predict that "Newton" -- like so many of Julia Allison's fans and defenders -- resorts to calling commenters here fat slobs because they are projecting their own fattytude onto commenters here. Have you ever seen pictures of Julia's "fans?" They are either creepy old men or chubby Scary Sadshaws. The size 2 hotties aren't exactly lining up to get their picture made with Ol' Thunder Thighs in Shimmer Tights, amirite?

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  65. Newton--Most of us have encountered the Baugher trainwreck at some point, an experience that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Why the fuck do you think we're posting?

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  66. Good point, Jaba- Why are her female fans usually chubby? Hmmm. Maybe unlike Julia, they don't barf up their cupcakes after random binges. Scary Sadshaw Cosmopolitans really pack on the pounds too.

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  67. There seriously needs to be a realbaugherblog where people who know/knew here just send in real stories. I know we have a post here, but the blog format would be easier to read than scanning all those comments.

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  68. I've hit some parties she was at a few years ago. Everyone knows what a shameless social-climber she is. She is beyond tacky and rude.
    She will quite literally stop talking to you mid-sentence and walk off if she suddenly sees someone "more important". It's actually sort of funny to witness in a socially-retarded kinda way.

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  69. "...and look at where she is now."

    http://www.tmiweekly.com/episode/TMI_20090429

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  70. How awkward is Meghan in that intro? She is SO.NOT.FUNNY. She needs to quit with the idiotic hand gestures/faces/lame attempts at the funny.
    Stop it, Meghan. Your looks are totally wasted thanks to your awkwardness!!!

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  71. PP,

    Cosign. JA has totally improved her Google results - they are all positive and RBNS does not come up. In contrast, RBNS is near the top of a NS search. I think she is getting ready to shed the NS brand like a snake sloughing off old skin.

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  72. Anon - http://therealbaugherblog.blogspot.com/

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  73. I still can't get over how fucked up it is that she announces Dan's illness and cancer treatments in any way, let alone on a blog. Who the FUCK goes to a friend's hospital room and takes pictures of equipment with his blood running through it? What the fuck is going on in her pea-sized brain? I hope she gains 500 pounds and dies on the top floor of her house and her hateful children burn it down like in Gilbert Grape. She is a shitty human being.

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  74. PP,

    I dunno, the "Baugher" brand is not really well known. I think we need something like "juliaallisonreblog" or something since google seems to put a lot of weight on the URL string.

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  76. PP,

    Ya, but I don't really know her, just commenting from afar. Maybe atjuliaallison or somethin' - somethin' short at the beginning... I dunno, maybe real is OK...

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  77. Sorry PP, I just thought that link was hilar!

    BOOLYA! Love it, can I change my name to JooliaBOOlia ??

    Newton? STFU and GTFO. K? Thanks.

    I agree w/PP. You lurkers that actually know her in "real life" need to de-lurk and spill!

    That is all.

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  78. Wow that TMI is AWFUL. Absolutely awful. New entry so we can parse it to hell!

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  79. That quarterlife crisis episode is such crap. Boo fuckign hoo, working a 9 to 5 at a hedge fund makes me soooo sad. I need to take off and figure out what makes me really happy. STFU Meghan. You are a spoiled princess who has the gall to whine about being a spoiled princess. I want to slap her goofy face.

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  80. ijuliaallison
    atjuliaallison
    at-juliaallison
    i-juliaallison
    gojuliaallison
    nojuliaallison

    are hyphens allowed?

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  81. or JooliaMOOlia. Ha! I crack myself up!

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  82. HA! Their "talkback" (aka plea for story ideas) is actually "how do you celebrate Cinco de Mayo?" REALLY?!?!?! At this point -- after boxers vs. briefs, midlife crisis and texting, I really don't think their topics could be any more banal. I would not be surprised at all if an upcoming episode was "My daily dump - reading material and technique."

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  83. They have to do a Cinco de Mayo question so Julia can wrinkle her nose and go "ew alcohol, dat's ickay" ONE MORE TIME

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  84. Yes, OK, I think I am moving over to PP's new blog. I love Jacy et al., but she is obviously getting tired of posting. Anyway, I would like to try out a new blog format, something I have alluded to in the past. Basically, there are 3 commenter roles:

    1.) New gatherer.
    2.) Snarker/comedian.
    3.) Philosophical.

    I think it would be great if, every 24 hours, a "news" thread is opened where commenter post the latest news/gossip. Then, the editor (PP), could pick the best news to make into main posts. The Snarker/comedians could then go to work. Finally, the editor could pick out the best comments and post them in a weekly recap so that there is some kind of social reward for making funny comments.

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  85. Anon 414 I think the purpose of PPs blog is to primarily gather and post stories of people who have met Julia in person and had a bad experience/funny story to tell a la Jack the Bulldog. I don't think it is supposed to replace or mimic this site and everything posted here.

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  86. Jabba the Slut,

    I guess I am just looking for a change. Things seems cramped here - each thread has so much crud packed into it. A recognition of the above roles would make for a much better site.

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  87. Correct, it will NOT be a reblog. It should supplement, not completely replace this blog. Also, it will keep me from taking over the comments all the time, and I KNOW everyone will like that!

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  88. What's the format then PP? I have a gut feeling you could do a bang-up job with a reblog. I don't want to split my time between two sites. And, like I said, this blog is not making a dent on Google outside of the NS brand (which is obviously on its way out).

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  89. Email me or something...I don't want to be spamming this site...

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  90. Aw man! Why don't you just become a contributor here? I don't want to have to go to two separate sites for the dish! :(

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  91. Another Julia Allison reblog? Do what you want, Partypants, but that is a bit tedious, no? And who gives a damn about Google ranking. This is just a place for people to goof on Julia. You can find enough dirt on her in Google without finding RBNS.

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  92. Yeah PP- can you ask Jacy to become a contributor and get people to email their 'Real Stories of the Real Julia" to you to post or something?

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  93. I'm new commenting here, but I really want to know: WHO is taking this fool to the White House Correspondents Dinner?

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  94. Scary Sadshaw just might be the greatest thing ever. EVER.

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  95. Partypants, you're a lunatic and a worse speller than Mary Rambin.

    Good luck with all the Naval gazing. Tell me if you see any boats.

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  96. @ 4:47 pm: My guess would be somebody ineffable.

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  97. Yes please, if someone is offering to contribute, send us an e-mail. Someone new is coming on soon and we are always interesting in spreading the wealth.

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  98. So, some of you know her and felt snubbed somehow but the other half clearly does not know her, such as JooliaSchmoolia. Only through stories that have made it online. I have read them too. Big deal. I just cannot believe that "walking away mid-sentence" would incite this much vitriol. None of you would ever say any of this to her face, so you are all anonymous cowards. Even the Meaghan (sp?) person who met her and was obviously enchanted and got her photos with JA, I just can't understand why shallow behavior and, yes, a lame blog, would inspire this much hatred. That said, you owe me no explanation. And really, people, the fat thing? Overdone. Does fat make her a bad person (that Meaghan girl was clearly fatter than her. who cares?)

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  99. Newton,

    Can you imagine how f'd up the world would be if everyone acted like her, if everyone just stopped talking to people in mid-sentence and walked away. Without some form of social shaming, the world would be a mess. You know Newton, it would be hell, and the one thing that I want you to understand is that this is

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  100. Newton - you are almost as lazy as Julia. Read back entries of this blog. Julia has done MUCH MORE than just walk away from people mid sentence. Read this blog if you want to get a clear picture of just how horrible she is. And many people have very publicly called her out, but she doesn't change. People say Julia is fat because they know it gets under her skin - not because it's actually true.

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  101. I am reading and have read and most of it is trite but thanks, Anon, for the best and least mean response. I just hope she doesn't read this because I, for one, would slit my wrists...or gain 25 pounds.

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  102. slit my wrists...or gain 25 poundsNewton,

    Yes, and those two actions are so equivalent; truly, you must dwell in the mind of Julia Allison.

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  103. I just cannot believe that "walking away mid-sentence" would incite this much vitriol. None of you would ever say any of this to her face, so you are all anonymous cowards.

    Or, most people have at least some social skills and try not to be assholes in public, unlike Ms. Baugher.

    Then again, most of us do our level best to avoid this braying idiot and have no desire to spend any time in her proximity.

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  104. Newton--I have said what I think of Julia Allison Baugher to her face and would do so again in a heartbeat. Wouldn't matter. She's incapable of learning, and her sociopathic narcissism ensures that she'd never slit her wrists if reading this blog. She'd just mine whatever for a little more publicity.

    Bottom line: if you are getting your knickers in a such an uproar, don't come to this reblogging site. We're just having fun nailing a worthless, talentless, dishonest, scheming jackass to the proverbial cross. Easter porn skirt and all.

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  105. Newton dahling, she not only reads it, she changes her behavior accordingly! She's a character you see. Except when you're too mean to her "character", she's human again. She's also a "journalist" who believes heavily in censorship (when it's negative towards her) on the internet! Oh, and she's one of the few female entrepreneurs and web innovators out there! Except when the lack of transparency, shadiness and ethics in the business is called attention to THEN she and the business are just for fun and not to be taken seriously! What am I doing? Silly me, I'm just talking about her without even getting to what she's done. Here's a very short list as posted on a previous thread! Now keep in mind, in order for you to perceive how you'd react to a site like this, you need to be able to be Julia Allison. Many people have too much dignity, tact and respect for others to follow suit, so don't you worry m'dear! ONWARD!

    1. Outing ex boyfriend's mental illness on Gawker.

    2. Disclosing grandma has not spoken to momsers (or vice versa) in aeons.

    3. Dragging poor [redacted's] cancer through the lifecasting wringer at the drop of a snark attack. See this past week newt, it's amazing she repeats patterns allll the timez!4. Trotting out photos of happily-re-relationshipped exes and mooning over them and their old loveletters again and again.

    5. Dumping on business partner in public.

    6. Outing a congressman as a byproduct of inane Twittering.

    7.) Flying home on a married man's private jet. zomg newt this was so LOL, it was during the WEF at Davos, you know, the one that actual legitimate players in finance skipped out on due to how it would look in light of the economy! Not our girl, she went! And took pics! With old men at a piano bar! Me, I'm jealous. :/8.) Demanding a Mac Air from an ex. This one
    was a doozy newt, she demanded the laptop after they broke up, after she outed his illness on a public gossip site and THEN told him it was SO long ago he should stop acting like a victim. Totally alsome!
    9.) Withholding class credit from an intern. Oh newtie, this was because the poor intern kept a public blog of all the freebie personal assistant errands they had her running under the guise of an internship. Beautiful!10.) Eating grapefruit without paying. Another doozy newt! You see here, she wanted to get out of paying for a grapefruit by implying she'd disparage the restaurant in The Washington Post, which she never worked for! Super kewl!11.) Licking Randi's cake. Another totally AWESOMEZ move where she not only blew out the candles before the girl who's name was actually ON the cake, but licked it before anyone got a chance to eat it! SUPA!That's all the old stuff though honey, for the new new, just read the past few months. It's really fun! ;)

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  106. Woops, that totally didn't format correctly as far as breaks between the numbers. Oh well, read it and cringe newters!

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  107. and *whose, PHEW. Sorry peeps, I'm just trying to get outta here and watch the trainwreck weekly post!

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  108. Newton:

    It's hard to explain in a simple way for your simple mind just why this woman is so deserving of not ONE but countless blogs that rip her a new one. But even reading through this one thread: does it not DISTURB the shit out of you that she BLOGGED HER 'FRIENDS' BLOOD BEING TREATED at the hospital? Does that seem appropriate and normal to you? One small example of one massive pile of shit.

    Get the fuck out of here if you are so superior.

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  109. Thanks to all the anonymi for the updates. Most of them I have heard/read but am still not convinced they are so bad as most are third party stories or deduced from photos.
    --(Redacted] is likely aware that she is blogging his illness. Maybe this is how she deals with grief?
    --The intern girl? Well, internships suck and yes, JA was inconsiderate to make her wait. The rest was par for the course.
    --Cake licking -- sounds like a drunk, attention starved stunt. Girl whose cake was licked should be mad. Not you.
    -- Family rifts? It is her own family, who cares?
    --Private plane? Who cares if he is married, I would hitch a ride too
    --Jakob Lodwick? Well, he was a dick, broke her heart and she is immature.
    --Mary? Well she is a bitch so JA responded in kind.

    Why am I even defending her? I really don't care all that much or know her, just in reading posts, I noticed, they became increasingly mean. I would never let an almost fictional Internet character get me so angry. So, I will take Alana Joy's suggestion and GTFOOH.

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  110. Mary? Well she is a bitch so JA responded in kind.
    Ha! And I suppose your knowledge of Mary doesn't come from "third party stories or deduced from photos." L8r, ass.

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  111. Jakob Lodwick? Well, he was a dick,

    Wow, you can call him a dick without even meeting him, how mean.

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  112. Newton, you stupid twat, there is no fictional character. This is how Julia Allison behaves, onscreen and off. What is most offensive to many is her appalling sense of entitlement and the expectation of accolades for doing absolutely nothing.

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  113. Its not just people who feel snubbed by her. That makes it sound as though it is people who wanted to be her friend. People here know her well. And know her well enough to know that she is crazy and vindictive and horrible - thus why they don't want to reveal who they are and all the stories they know.

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  114. Newton forgot to mention that Jakob was playing the victim card for way too long. Other than that, this, calling people bitches and dicks (remember O. Thomas lately?), is exactly the line of argument Julia Allison would choose. By this I'm not saying Newton is her, but maybe also NOT SO GMTA, why discriminate...

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  115. Newton...

    RE: Dan - What grief? She mentions him when she's getting too much hassle on the internet or something unflattering has been said about her. Rarely otherwise. In between these mentions to make her look considerate she's lambasting him for daring to dump her and leave her dateless for prom. It's not that Jakob was a dick (does that really validate anything she did after that? Come the fuck on.) it's that she thought herself a prize and a dude less attractive than her dumped her. She won't ever forgive him for that, much like Dan.

    RE: Intern girl, no.. you don't hire an intern and use them as a personal assistant while convincing them they'll get lots of connections and opportunities from the experience, which is WHY the girl signed up in the first place. You really think she's going to be able to use this joke of a business as a reference? Par for the course is bullshit. The intern was keeping up her requirements, probably to the best of her ability given that she wasn't doing anything where she was LEARNING from the experience. Seriously. She mentioned on her blog that she's being schooled in the ways of obtaining free stuff. If that isn't the very descriptor of NS and JA, I don't know what is. She worked with what she had so she could get her full credit. Colleges these days aren't giving gratis credits to people making copies, getting coffee and sending faxes. They aren't going to give it for an overextended gopher position either.

    RE: Cake licking, it is beyond disgusting when it's not her cake. You don't have to be mad about it (wtf?) to find it blatantly disrespectful to her so-called friend. Drunk? Never, she doesn't drink except for when she does which is pretty often.

    RE: Mary, Julia is as big a bitch as Mary, and much more underhanded in being one (she's too busy pretending to be nice, don't you know). Please don't even go there.

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    Now most of these things were pasted from an old thread, but remain valid. If you would hitch a ride with a married man, take photos and post them publicly and twitter about it, I'm really not AT ALL surprised that you're even trying to defend her. You'd just as likely do much of the things she has, and that's just terrible in and of itself. Best of luck, and I mean that.

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  116. Almost fictional? She can't even distinguish between Julia Baugher and Julia Allison anymore, her obsession with fame has made them one and the same. Are you kidding?

    http://www.mediabistro.com/articles/cache/a10131.asp - you can start there.

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  117. It doesn't matter if Jakob broke her heart and/or is a total dick. When you learn something very private in an intimate relationship, YOU DON'T FUCKING SPEW IT ALL OVER THE PLACE!

    The fact that he never retaliated (and he probably knows some REALLY juicy stuff about the braying bitch) shows that he's not so much the dick that Julia Baugher and her weirdo sycophants claim he is.

    As for the intern, she also had the intern's blog - which was needed for her college classwork - deleted suddenly and without warning, all because it was not flattering to Her Royal Heinous.

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  118. Anon 7:03:
    It's like in Mean Girls. At first she was faking it but then she BECAME plastic.

    [redacted]:
    Good point about Jakob.

    The other night a good friend came over who was visiting from out of state and I was trying to explain to him just *why* she is so foul that it justifies re-blogging etc. and it was frustrating. I felt like no matter how much I said it fell flat. Isolated stories don't paint the picture.

    In the beginning I liked her. Mistook her psychosis for humanity. We are all flawed. Over time it hit me because I came to see that this that and the other weren't isolated incidents she learned from and grew from, like most people... but a pattern she is instigating intentionally so she can spin it all somehow. She doesn't care if its in her favor or not, so long as it drives hits to her bull shit weak ass blog.

    Disgusting.

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  119. I have found showing people the photo of her jumping like a retired old Roxette in front of the Love instalment is usually all anyone really needs to see before they say "oh, okay. I get the hatred now."

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  120. it dawned on me eventually -- there is no content except j* posing in front of endless backdrops; that is all

    as performance art, maybe a c+

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  121. Newton - go back to scarfing cupcakes and Chipolte burritos.

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  122. I don't really care for Chipotle (that is the correct spelling BTW). Cupcakes are OK. Not sure why you think I "scarf" either? Because I wrote a comment here? What is the connection?

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