INTERNET fame-whore Julia Allison is no feminist, and at the ripe old age of 27, she's familiar with many forms of plastic surgery. The blogger was a last-minute no-show at the Lincoln Center premiere of the HBO documentary "Youth Knows No Pain," but her wrinkles and laugh lines were on full display. Allison, who's had her nose reduced and her breasts enlarged, and her ex-pal Mary Rambin are shown in the film being injected with Botox. "As a woman, I know I have an expiration date," Allison declares. The doc, due on HBO in August, also fea tures Linda Wells and Simon Doonan.
Remember when Poofy tell the universe that she has had no plastic surgery? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That good one!
in sugust, while watching HBO, Julia: I MADE IT! I REALLY MADE IT! Look who's on not-TV! MEEEEEEEEEEEE!
ReplyDeleteBut I was sick that night with worry..
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ReplyDeletehttp://www.nypost.com/seven/04302009/gossip/pagesix/no_pain_no_show_166922.htm
ReplyDeleteOh Julia, honey. Everyone gets older and no amount of plastic surgery is going to stop the march of time.
I don't even care that she's had surgery because I think that's a person's right to change something they are unhappy with. Hey, I thought her nose was fine, but whatever. I just think it's sad that at 27 she is so.concerned.about.aging. I mean...botox? Restylane? At 27...really?
ReplyDelete"As a woman, I know I have an expiration date"
ReplyDeleteI think that is the most offensive thing I have ever heard her say.
Maybe she said in relation to women in the media, and given the way they discard women when they get to a certain age, is a reasonable thing to say? I hope so.
She had her breasts enlarged? What?! I could take the using and abusing of friends, the braying self-aggrandizement, the shoddy business practice, the fabricated "reader emails"... but fake breasts? THIS IS THE LAST STRAW, JULIA BAUGHER. You suck.
ReplyDeleteno the sad part is she's lied about it again and again. She wants to be considered a natural beauty. The lying shows she's not comfortable with what she's done.
ReplyDeleteQuickly JA made Techmeme.com this morning..
ReplyDeleteOH hehehehe hahahha
Someone take a screen shot
You know, I was walking the hallowed grounds of GUH this morning and the sweetest voice whispered to me:
ReplyDeleteBE.SO.HAPPY.
And I was. Bunnys.
@11:18
ReplyDeleteI'd be the first to say that Jackles is a naturall pretty girl. It's the plastic surery, lack of sleep, feat/famine dieting, and annette funicello eyebrows messing her up.
Did she seriously say that? Wow. I think she single handedly put women back 50 years....
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ReplyDeleteYou can tell from photos that Julia has had a nose job but I don't think she's had a boob job - she's just gotten chubby. She definitely planted those items herself in a lame attempt to get some more gossip or coverage about her. You know she's getting desperate when she's resorted to lying about a boob job. She did it just to get tongues wagging so she could say "Page Six said untrue things about me!" She's probably used her "tipster" emails to send it to Gawker a couple dozen times hoping they bite. More desperate grabs for attention.
TJ her eyebrows are getting way cartoony aren't they? Who knows, maybe she over waxed and is painting them on till they grow back...I mean, who hasn't had that happen? But I have heard that botox can give that crazy WAY THERE BROWS look...
ReplyDeleteI don't even care that she lied about it. I think that's her business like it's everyone else's business to not disclose that sort of thing. I just think she needs to stop with the botox and shit. If she ate right and slept somewhat normally her skin would be less of a saggy wreck.
Who cares is she's had injections, a boob job or a full on face lift. They obviously haven't given her the youthful look she was going for. Her face is still full on fug and her body obviously isn't going to be on the pages of Playboy anytime soon.
ReplyDeleteLies or not, her plant still met her goal - getting the documentary a press mention. And she obviously planted it - no one else would notice that she was or wasn't there - or care.
You remember how Julia conveniently twittered/blogged that she'd be staying at the hospital and not going to the premier. Julia was expected to be at the premier WELL after the Julia's time with Dan had ended. Further, the creaters of the film posted a twitter in which they were AT THE EVENT AWAITING JA's arrival. Later she apologies via twitter.
ReplyDeleteUnprofessional much? And you wonder why the people at Bravo couldn't stand her? wonder no more.
Oh everyone! So much annoyance. Let's all play
ReplyDeleteJulia Paper Dolls!
YKNP: The director may have jumped. Anyone wanna answer questions with @michaeltaylor96? Still waiting on @juliaallison attendance and Q&A. oi!
ReplyDeleteOi! They were WAITING FOR HER at the Q&A. Really, Julia?
ReplyDeleteI just twittered her
ReplyDelete@juliaallison "As a woman, I know that I have an expiration date." WTF? That's feminism?
She infuriates me. Since I'm much older than she is, I guess I'm expired. Time to die - no men want to bang me anymore!
YKNP: WTF-For the record, @juliaallison 's boobs are real, NY Post.
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No comment on the nose, however.
From the twitter for YKNP:
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"WTF-For the record, @juliaallison 's boobs are real, NY Post. http://tinyurl.com/ck47k8
25 minutes ago from TweetDeck"
You know Julia is just LOVING this debate. I totally believe that she planted the item - including the boob job reference - herself.
JA's boobs ar real?
ReplyDeleteMeghanainse and Rambo are real?
Julia's not even awake yet...
ReplyDeleteAlso, "ex-pal Mary Rambin."
ReplyDeleteThat's delicious.
Julia sent in the item yesterday or the day before for a plant today. Hell - that is probably what her tweet of just ":)" was about last night. SOOO HAPPY! ANOTHER PAGE SIX MENTION!!! As soon as she does wake up - perhaps in about an hour or so - she will get out of bed, hug her dog, fire up her computer and gleefully check twitter, gawker and over here to see if people are talking about her. She thrives on it - negative or not.
ReplyDeleteSo wait if we talk about Meghanaise for non stop for 7 days it will drive JA insane?
ReplyDeleteWho is up for this experiment?
i have to doubt it, that she planted this. There is no way toi twist an item like that into positive. Just no way. And even she must know that.
ReplyDeleteI don't think she planted it. She's ashamed of her body right now, per her own statements, and a post like this is only going to make people pull up picture of her and compare and contrast her body. I think she'd avoid this like the plague.
ReplyDeletePP, yes - very sad :( that she is only 27 and has had all of this work done. It's also sad that she lies about it and appears to have no remorse when confronted about it. It wouldn't be that annoying if she wasn't constantly braying about authenticity.
ReplyDeletehttp://theressomethingaboutmary.tumblr.com/post/99708285/cough-bull-shit-cough
She might put a complete ban on anyone taking pictures of her right now so that the old flickr pics (pink bikini comes to mind) are the only images available to represent. Perhaps this is why she only posted the go-carts and not herself IN the go-carts, being cute and twee and fun-loving and oh-so-whacky?
ReplyDeleteAnd her "lush, natural breasts" look pretty wonky to me in this shot. How do you get naturals to look like they have a slit in the side? It's beyond me. So, I'm on "Team Boob Job (albeit a very tasteful, expensive one)" I may be wrong. Just calling them as I see 'em.
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What a fucking liar. I hate this low-rent, lying pig. Jankles sucks!
ReplyDeleteDon't you think if it were HER and HER LIFE and HER WRITINGS that were sooooo interesting people would be able to look past 20 lbs put on when she's a little depressed and hoovering cupcakes and wine? That we could look past 'so she had some work done to make herself happy, bfd'?
ReplyDeleteTo me, it just proves that nobody would be talking about or care about her if she didn't look the way she looked a year ago. It also shows me that if you don't have a brain over that pretty face, people stop cutting you slack when you aren't a pretty face anymore.
That somethingaboutmary post? Is a very repulsive image. I'd curl up and die if my boob was on the internet looking like that. But I'm not sure The Julia can be assessed by the same sane-and-normal-reaction meter.
ReplyDeleteIf Julia did plant this, she lied about her age. Jules was 28 on her last birthday.
ReplyDeletehttp://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/82615450-0-3-28
Smokey Cupcakes HOW DARE YOU. Julia doesn't lie. She massages the truth.
ReplyDelete@pp: You're right! She just STRETCHED her youthfulness.
ReplyDeleteLike she STRETCHED her tits.
ReplyDeleteThat was really crass of me to say that. I apologize for my un-classiness.
ReplyDeleteI have a really un-classy comment about 'massaging' but I'll keep it to myself, in the interest of good taste. (Mine, not hers)
@Colleen: Are you new here? (Kidding!)
ReplyDeletePlastic surgery does not make the "expiration date" (ugh) go away. Fake boobs and Botoxed faces are just as susceptible to gravity as natural ones.
ReplyDeleteShe'll be shelling out for the rest of her life to keep looking like a plastic freak, while I'll be aging gracefully for free.
I think the Page Six plant was saying she was 27 at the time the documentary was made and she was filmed getting her face shot full of fillers. She turned 28 in February and the freebie cosmetic enhancements have dried up, hence her looking old and busted as of late. Facial injections require maintenance and once you stop, your face begins to look like melted candle wax.
ReplyDeleteOMG..."old and busted" looking at 28. So sad.
ReplyDeleteJulia probably needs to keep shelling out to maintain her looks, but unfortunately she can't afford it anymore. No more free Doctor Bobby visits and she probably blew her $10,000 "graduation gift" on the rest of it - veneers, nose job, etc. There is a very marked difference in Julia's face between the time she left Georgetown and when she begin to become a part of the NY media scene.
ReplyDeleteOld face - 2004
http://wonkette.com/3620/whos-that-girl-in-pink
"New" face - 2007
http://www.flickr.com/photos/juliaallison/389613706/
Present face - 2009
http://www.flickr.com/photos/30594631@N05/3471076153/
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ReplyDeleteCompare this photo to the wonkette one above. VERY obvious nose job:
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Smokey Cupcakes: HAH!
ReplyDeleteBut seriously: yes and no to being new here. I've been reading for a while but only started commenting recently. (I was giggling thighs for a day or two). I'm off from work today, sitting at home drinking margaritas and poking through the archives. I just found something that is totally hilarious to me:
From Yulia: Does she just change history now? this comment:
Dirty Lake Michigan said...
Thank you anon 8:44.
There is something truly humbling and wonderful about acceptance of one's life and circumstance. Bettering oneself should always be the objective goal so it's not about thinking of being above or beneath anyone. It's really about being true to oneself and expressing that truth... even if it's not in a fame-ball way. Believe it or not, Julia is a girl I genuinely worry about. The snarks are funny. The comments here are hysterical and genius at times. Really, what WILL happen to this girl when her balloon pops?
Love you back my fellow human. :)That boob shot illustrates EXACTLY what the popped balloon will look like.
(OK, this is probably so funny to me because I'm on my third margarita. But this is, like, totally my first time ever drinking this stuff. Tequila, ewww!)
Screwed up the html twice.
ReplyDeleteHuh.
This pic from Julia Allison's 27th birthday in March 2008 shows the nose job, veneers and "Botox brow" very clearly --->
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Remember when Julia Allison was bragging about renting a huge apartment in anticipation for the Bravo show?
ReplyDeletehhttp://gawker.com/5045568/how-to-afford-your-dream-apartment-lifestream
This was around the beginning of September 2008 and Gawker screen capped some of her choices in the entry above. However, if you go back and look at the archives on her blog from Sept. 2008 she took them all down -
http://juliaallison.tumblr.com/archive/2008/9
The whole archive from that month and from around her birthday in March 08 is hilarious to look out now. She thought she was soooo fabulous: thought she had the Bravo show, looking for lofts, going to parties, fashion week, borrowing gowns, etc. Fast forward to a year later - she's sitting on her ass in in her apartment, wrapped in a pink snuggie. Hilarious.
I'm not siding Julia here but i find totally unbelieveable that someone has used botox at the early age of 27!!! I thought that started from 40 and on. And then botox, that's even worse, cause that's something that once you start doing, you can't or shouldn't stop using it cause it's not like plastic surgery. idk.
ReplyDelete@BB and speaking to a college club where attendees were given free pizza in exchange for attending. And after plooping on her bottom and speaking from her seat at a table, she posed at a podium, faking Bill Clintonesque hand gestures for her photographer (britt or some friend).
ReplyDeleteColleen --
ReplyDeleteYou take off day from work to drink the liquors? YOU AND ME SO NEED TO BE THE BESTIES!!!!!!!!
@1:59
ReplyDeleteWhy would anyone think you were siding with Julia when you think it's crazy she's using botox at 27?
Russian Girl if you bbfs someone else I cut you and take back gallon of wodka I send you.
ReplyDeleteTOAST!
ReplyDeleteTo Russian Girl! To tequila and all liquors! To workday drinking! To Julia's saggy tits!
(Shit. I did that crass thing again.)
CHEERS! (BIG)BOTTOMS UP!
1:59 - plastic surgery needs upkeep as much as botox. Boob jobs more than any other procedure actually need to be readjusted a few years or so after they're done. They also need to be massaged, restrained to a surgical bra etc. right AFTER they're done and I can't even see lazy Julia having paid attention to that.
ReplyDeleteRegarding the non-motivational speaker series... I'm LOLing that it obviously took place at a BAR. Julia does not drink, people!!!!
Oh, and please get your lulz on as well by going through that whole series where someone was clearly taking candid shots and she was um ACTUALLY SPEAKING AT A PODIUM. Holy hot mess. She looks way diff when she's not poppin the hips, suckin in the tum and flexing her arms and legs hardcore. BTW Colleen, I love you, if not for drinking so early in the day (I am too, hangin, workin from my apt heeeeh)!
Colleen --
ReplyDeleteI am wanting to toast you back but I have already drank entire big gulp bottle of vodka (sorry, partypants).
I go make sexytimes with goat Vlad now.
I'm down with anyone who has wodka and a party in their pants (and a knife on their person). My kinda girls, these. *heart*
ReplyDeleteAnon 215, isn't it amazing how the POSE makes her look attractive but without the magic lighting, posing, flexing, etc etc...it's howdy cupcake hippo?
ReplyDeleteI'm anon 2:15
ReplyDeleteColleen - AND A KNIFE ON THEIR PERSON. YES. lol
I love the crew here, for real.
And YES partypants... it's ridiculous! Countdown to her demanding those unflattering shots be taken down staaaat. I bet if she could have been in the editing room for the documentary she would have jumped at the chance, THEN attended the premiere. lol
I TOTALLY believe Julia now, when she says she never drinks. I tried THE POSE and I fell over. Also, if you're going to purse your lips all the time you need to have a straw in your drink and she NEVER has a straw in her wine glass so obviously those (innumerable) pics of her with a drink? Totally a set-up by nefarious nogoodniks.
ReplyDeleteRemember drink Skyy Vodka
ReplyDeleteToo late, I am already saving any I can find featuring her stupid open mouth for a weekly cupcake toss pic. Suck it, Julia. The internet never forgets.
ReplyDeleteThis post is sponsored by Franzia boxed wine.
ReplyDeleteDISCLOSURE.
Furthamo', Julia is only good for one thing - bringing together people of quality who dislike her. HOLLA (Em Brill style, sup partypants!)
Also, I miss Emily Brill's inanity. It's actually refreshing now that we're stuck with Toolia Failison. SAD :(
holy crap! she seriously looks like a blow up doll
ReplyDeletehttp://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/101937148--
What is she trying to tell us here?
ReplyDeleteGood morning. Oh, okay, it's afternoon. But hello! I have a list of errands 4 feet long & tonight is the National Magazine awards. YAY!about 1 hour ago from web
That she slept late because she's so busy? That she only found time to send her good morning tweet around 1.30 p.m.? How are the first four sentences connected? And what business does she have to be at these awards that IS taking place?
Maybe I should start drinking now, too. I can't make sense of her sober...
Guys! the Ineffable Mr. Alexander Marquardt is back on her lifecast! Where she has also posted go kart pictures and some halfhearted vamping around in a Corvette (yeah) in those elephant leg jeans I love to hate.
ReplyDeleteWhoa! That nose job was a REALLY GOOD decision though. Seriously. Yikes!! That thing was huuuuge.
ReplyDeleteHOLLA 2:37! This comment sponsored by Skyy Vodka Hamtinis
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Julia.nonsociety.com Fail.
Carrie 1.0, aka Sarah Jessica Parker didn't get a nosejob. AND LOOK WHERE SHE IS NOWWWWW!! Oh wait, she has talent. Disregard.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ MySQL fails. Julia the web innovator or Meghan the tech girl will get right on it! Errrrr...
ReplyDeleteDid they not pay the web programmer?
A blow-up doll for sure! Good grief. Julia, you play the 'pure, pristine and untouchable-'til-the-whatever-10th?-date' good girl but you strive to suggest blow jobs with the open mouth thing? Tacky. Crass, even.
ReplyDeleteYou know that's next, Colleen. "Website account suspended Please click here to make a payment" messages. I will tinkle myself with delight.
ReplyDelete@partypants: HEEHEEHEEHEE! Ditto the tinkle.
ReplyDeleteGod. Beyond pathetic how Julia Allison links to all of her old INEFFABLE ALEXANDER MARQUARDT (He's a first and last name friend!!) posts in the latest one. And some of those are newly posted and backdated. She conveniently left out the inauguration ones where she looks like shit.
ReplyDeleteAnd look at this picture and tell me she didn't have lip fillers here - trout pout that puts Janice Dickinson to shame -
http://julia.nonsociety.com/post/27213260-0-0
Hey, that Go-Karting jumpsuit covers almost as many figure flaws as the pink Slanket! A theme is developing....
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ReplyDeleteA Julia Allison - Alexander Marquardt pictures from the archives -- the contorted back arching here is at the most extreme I have ever seen. She should seriously audition for Cirque du Soleil.
ReplyDeletehttp://julia.nonsociety.com/post/59710388-0-0
I repeat, this time with the correct spelling:
ReplyDeleteDyspeptic, This may be next:
http://97.img.v4.skyrock.net/975/caftan-benfkira/pics/325772837_small.jpg
Or this - the classic muumuu. Only $22 - affordable for even the most broke of unemployable bloggers! Available in bright florals, just like Betsey Johnson!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.ezonapparel.com/shop/product_info.php?products_id=257&osCsid=77bf8696d74925fb2d40b25e947f0e44
I HAVE THAT! It is perfect for drinking Carlo Rossi from a gallon jug in your bathtub crying into your phone at your ex-bf.
ReplyDeleteSo I heard.
Look at the blouse Julia was wearing in the last TMI Weakly and then at Anon 3:14's muumuu: it's the same pattern!
ReplyDeleteIneffable Alexander Marquet is a man that I know, through multiple sources, that JA has offered herself up to OVER and OVER again. He no interested...
ReplyDeleteOnly as arm candy when convenient is his unsaid deal re: JA.
I remember that blouse even though I was able to stand only about 45 seconds of the video because J's top made my eyebrows go way up when I saw it. And then her beehive hairdo made my eyebrows disappear into my own hairdo.
ReplyDelete(Was it even a top/blouse? A dress? I can't remember and there's no way I'm going back to find out.)
Ineffable Alexander Marquardt is the arm candy in the equation, not Julia Allison right? See above comment re: Julia looking like someone's boozy old stepmother next to most guys she takes pictures next to. Especially in the prime example below - Russian Girl - in this picture with Ineffable Alexander Marquardt, I think Yulia is trying to steal your babushka's style with her pink head scarf and big grandma purse:
ReplyDeletehttp://julia.nonsociety.com/post/72183454-0-0
I've never even heard of this Alexander Marquet cat, is he something awesome? I mean, does the man's penis taste like chianti or something? Because if not I just don't see the raging desire she has for him.
ReplyDeleteHer recent TMI weakly outfits just confirm my theory that girlfriend has resorted to wearing granny's tablecloths.
ReplyDeleteArm candy? Only as Bazooka Joe cardboard 'gum' these days, I reckon. Or any of those '5 pieces for a penny' candies, really.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like Julia Allison only clips in those cheap extensions for TMI Weekly and then takes them out for social events, etc. Her hair looks completely different in the gokart photos vs. the white straight jacket photos from last night.
ReplyDeleteIneffable Alexander Marquardt is a GEORGETOWN!!!!! classmate and works for CNN. Another reflected glory friend. Plus, he's not hideously ugly like most of her tech and media guy friends so he's useful for a photo opp. Around her inauguration non-coverage, she posted a "reader email" that suggested they have babies together. If the her excessive arm hair and braying didn't chase him off, that suggestion probably did.
ReplyDelete"Serious question: what do you do when you finally realize you're "trying to prove something" ... but you still have something to prove?"
ReplyDeleteUm what? "What do you do when you finally realize you're hungry ... but you're still hungry?" WHAT?!?
# WTF-For the record, @juliaallison 's boobs are real, NY Post. http://tinyurl.com/ck47k8about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck
ReplyDeleteBWAHHH!!! That sounds like some sort of native american name, pp: "Penis Taste Like Chianti"
ReplyDeleteHonestly though, that Alexander Marquet dude looks about as gay as a Liza Minelli show. He's such a Malibu Ken doll. Way too pretty for this chick.
So of course he wouldn't care about JA, even just to drunkenly bone her. Something tells me she's that typical "girl with no gay-dar."
Excessive arm hair would make an excellent name for a (punk?)rock band.
ReplyDeleteAs a descriptor for a happening, relevent, NYC It-girl-wannabe? Not so much.
And if I had a penis? I'd totally co-opt the "Penis Taste Like Chianti" moniker.
ReplyDeleteMeghan is asking for "design students" to email them FREE idea for the TMI set. Give me a break. Put up or shut up.
ReplyDeleteGoing through her archives because of the Alex M. stuff (she renamed lots of her photos to just "Alexander" minus the last name; tricky one she is), and found this entry: http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/24847157--.
ReplyDeleteTalk about passive-aggressive poo being flung onto Mary. "JUST BECAUSE SHE'S BEAUTIFUL DOESN'T MEAN HER LIFE DOESN'T SUCK< OKAY?!?!? HER LIFE SUCKS OKAY OKAY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME, WORLD?!"
What can I say, I heart my cheap chianti, folks. If you took that username I'd have to post a reader email suggesting we "plant a vineyard" together.
ReplyDeletejuliaallisonSerious question: what do you do when you finally realize you're "trying to prove something" ... but you still have something to prove?
ReplyDelete35 minutes ago from web
Ugh, that woman makes NO SENSE.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know who's responsible for JAB's nose job?
ReplyDeleteWhoever it was did a really good job.
Just for Colleen
ReplyDeleteGuys it toooootally makes sense. She's trying to prove she's successful in all areas and competent (she's not), she had just realized this due to the fact that she's been posturing like she is while she isn't, and she still has to prove she is! To herself. Everyone stopped caring a looooooong time ago.
ReplyDeleteA reader writes:
ReplyDelete"I really think you and Penis Taste Like Chianti should "smash some grapes" together!"
I love my readers!
xxx69xxx
4.14: I thought she might refer to the self-help classic that true spiritual progress can only be achieved once we realise that we don't have to prove anything to the world, just be true to ourselves, yada yada...
ReplyDelete- Partypants's blogs are now in my favorites
ReplyDelete+ Moniker adopted, just for *me*. Also: an 'I love you' in a comment
+ Russian Girl's besties remark
= This newbie commenter accepted, with open (excessively hairy? Nah!)arms.
I've had a good day. A great day! Bless Julia Allison's fucked up perspective. None of us would be here without it.
I don't know about you guys or if anyone knows the ineffable Alexander Marquardt personally... but i think he looks like a flamer.
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ReplyDeleteShe's 28 and her face looks like a piece of waxed fruit. And her arched-back pose is starting to resemble lordosis. Perky surgical titties + resurgent baby fat == yikes.
ReplyDeleteYer doin' it wrong, Julia.
Julia and the Corvette dude appear to be having a tattoo comparison moment here. He seems a little underwhelmed by the Jill tattoo: http://julia.nonsociety.com/post/101938074-0-0
ReplyDeleteThose jeans really do not flatter Julia's fuller figure.
I knew it! Several followers on twitter really have their self-help literature shit down:
ReplyDeletejuliaallison: Serious question: what do you do when you finally realize you're "trying to prove something" ... but you still have something to prove?
about 2 hours ago from web
ifightbears: @juliaallison announce it, and tell the person who hears it that you're looking for feedback.
about 2 hours ago from txt
tonybock: @juliaallison Step one - take cap off of Jim Beam bottle. Step two - take large swig. Step three - repeat.
about 2 hours ago from web
brianvan: @juliaallison serious answer: usually it's something to address with a therapist. Normal goal-setting in adults follows a different pattern
about 2 hours ago from TwitterFox
twine007: @juliaallison I divide everything by zero, and go on with life...
about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
MaggieFever: @juliaallison You evaluate or re-evaluate yourself and then the situation and work even that much harder, if it's still meaninful to you.
about 2 hours ago from web
Aceman808: @juliaallison Re-Think the goal. You are not in competition with yourself.
about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
DanteVDauz: @juliaallison Simply...prove it because you're only really doing it for yourself. Validation from others is just icing on the cake.
about 1 hour ago from web
notblueclk: @juliaallison @juliaallison If you don't try, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments!
about 1 hour ago from twitterrific
alanajoy: @juliaallison oh STFU: you realize you have something 2 prove and still feel u have something 2 prove? so DEEP. awareness isnt change, kiddo
about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
m83: @juliaallison not me
42 minutes ago from web
nsavin: @juliaallison you should never have to prove anything to anyone! When you totally believe in yourself there is no need to prove!!!
ricoHM: @juliaallison: Step back. Reassess situation and priorities. Ignore sunk costs. Choose: follow through or have the courage to walk away. Do.
21 minutes ago from webricoHM sounds like a wise man to me. She really should listen to him.
hmm any more contracts for the NS girls to loose?
ReplyDelete"""""""""""what do you do when you finally realize you're "trying to prove something" ... but you still have something to prove?""""""""""""
ReplyDeleteAm I missing something? That makes no sense at all to me, yet all these have answers ready. Anyone want to translate?
OMG, if only she lived in Williamsburg and had lied about her age more. She must hate this Hipster grifter girl who's totally getting all the attention right now:
ReplyDeleteCasting Call Information
City: New York
State: NY
Posted On: 04/30/2009
Closing On: 05/15/2009
Company: Hipsterhood
Did you wake up today around 1:30 EST in your industrial loft, pull on your favorite (and only) pair of cutoff jean shorts, and take a leisurely stroll down Bedford Avenue in search of organic green juice and the new DFA on vinyl? Do you tap the family trust fund every time you need to make rent? (or do you have to fix bikes for a living?) Does your tattoo have a story to tell? Do you jam with a hardcore band on the weekends and DJ on the weeknights? Are you cooking tofu right now for you and your seven roommates? Do you barely make it into Manhattan three days a week for "college"? Is that handlebar mustache merely for comedic effect? Do you consider 25 "old age"? Do you idolize Dan Deacon? Do you fold clothes at American Apparel? Are you SO not worried about getting swine flu 'cause that shit only happens to poor people? Were you recently the victim of the Hipster Grifter? Or even better, are you THE Hipster Grifter? And most importantly, what are you going to do this summer now that the McCarren Pool Parties are over???!!!
If you live in Williamsburg, are between the ages of 18-25, and are cool with opening your doors to a camera crew (your seven roommates will have to be cool with it too)
- Photo of yourself
- Five things that make you a hipster.
- A short description of yourself and why you want to be on the show.
This is not a competition or game show, and you will not be required to live on an island or eat worms. There is, however, a cash guarantee involved for the chosen ones.
Via: http://gawker.com/5234798/hipster-grifter-exploitation-schemes-arrive
Hey ahem JUels you effing idiot:
ReplyDeleteGrated rotors, changed oil, sparked some plugs ;)
What is grated brake rotors?
From a girl who took Automotive in HS..oh come on come up with better lies than this..you effing awake for 18 hours..use that brain cell of yours..
That's her attempt at being "quirky" again. Look! She's a female and can talk automotive jargon! Except she can't and there are maybe millions of girls that can, and well, because they actually love cars.
ReplyDeleteJulia loves that guy's car because he spent a lot of money on it. She will morph into whatever interests the man in her presence at the moment.
ReplyDeleteD= caring nurse
Car man = car chick
Tech geek = blogger