I'm starting to feel that these 'conferences' are just tech nerd versions of frat parties. When I was a kid, we used to pitch our tents and sleep outside in our parents' back yards, too.
4:57 you're exactly right. Also completely demented given that her failure of an online webshow was picked up by a nonwatched CABLE TV channel. It's ALMOST as if she lacks self-awareness! Except of course that it's that exactly.
I like how JA writes "exactly" as if this is some kind of revelation. Actually, dear, this is just a topic statement for a discussion - there is no insight yet.
@ Anon 1:15 JA does this shit all the fucking time - she thinks that just "raising an issue" (i.e. mentioning something or making a banal observation) is insightful in and of itself.
Off-topic but: I'm pretty sure I'm right smack dab in the middle of JA's target demographic - single, 20-something woman living in NYC - and I rarely ever take taxis anywhere (fewer than 5 times in the past year). None of my friends take taxis either; no one living on a budget in this city can actually afford them, and there is no reason to when the buses and subways are safe and reliable. Getting TMI on the taxi TV's seems so useless - goodluck marketing your content to tourists and middle-aged buisness people.
we are not supposed to say bad things here at the we hate julia but mary walks on water blog...
remember, julia is the reason mary is homeless and forced to live in such squalor.
do not pay attention to the fact that mary takes pictures of herself sleeping [what talent, what content] or pictures making out with her dog, who is NOW a rescue dog, oh that big hearted mary. she actually rescued a dog that she can fashion around in her $750 purses.
and do not bring up how she blogs about having suitcases full of designer shoes, someone here will cut you.
and whatever you do, please do not criticize her for using an obvious gawker ploy to get page views for her launch....cause that is only shitty when julia does it.
and of course, you shouldn't mention how they are still good friends, cause you know, it burns julia when people like mary, and that's why everyone here likes mary.
even though she played everyone here for a fool.
hmmm, maybe she is smarter than I gave her credit for.
Cosign with 6:24PM. Mary looks sooo fucking hot in orange. Also, she is no longer a part of NonSociety, so WHO THE FUCK CARES about her content. This is RBNS, NOT RBNS+EX-NS-FUCKWADS. Let her go live in obscurity in LA with Nin. We won.
She is smarter than you give her credit for, she didn't play anybody here, we love her because her content is fabulous, she listened to us when we told her to get away from julia, she answered our comments, she genuineley cares about her readers. We don't bash her anymore because she did what we told her to! STFU and go somewhere else, we don't want you here.
I find it incredulous that JA has to link MA's post as filler. That is the height if laziness really. Would it break a fingernail to you know create some original content. NS fails because it is such a farce. I suppose it is typical of someone who wants everything for nothing, no effort. Keep sleeping until 2PM and see how many more more page views you lose, slacker!
Jackles is following Rambo again on Twitter. God what a child she is. She cuts people and brings them back depending on whether she's fighting with them. I remember when I was a high school freshman too.
I, for one, would love to see her do Teach for America. God, she would be chewed-up and spit out like a used piece of gum. Teaching public school is probably one of the hardest professions in existence; basically, the opposite of vanity blogging from the safety of a slanket.
Anon 10:08--Bwa ha ha! Foolia made a big production about joining Teach for American when in college. Think that she may have even gone to an info session while dressed in her porno skirt getup. Just the fact that this self-centered cunt attended the session was the laugh riot of the week.
Jesus Honeysuckle Christ, a SLANKET? I thought those were the exclusive daywear of future Brookhaven Clinic patients and bedbound old women surrounded by Precious Moments figurines. Why is she so proud to be wearing one of these things?
how courteous and decent of julia to relegate meghan to sleeping in a cubicle while she lives it up in the facebook rv. was meghanaise betrayed by jaba?
I'm starting to feel that these 'conferences' are just tech nerd versions of frat parties.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a kid, we used to pitch our tents and sleep outside in our parents' back yards, too.
Saw on Twitter that Meghan was betrayed...?? Thoughts?
ReplyDeleteargh, witty comment lost in the internet ether. thanks, blogger. hrmph.
ReplyDeleteJessica,
ReplyDeleteProbably betrayed by her own sense of importance.
Clearly, this is Julia's passive aggressive 'fuck you' to Bravo for passing on her show.
ReplyDeleteIt should read:
ReplyDelete"Why social media is fucked and how whiteboards might save it."
4:57 you're exactly right. Also completely demented given that her failure of an online webshow was picked up by a nonwatched CABLE TV channel. It's ALMOST as if she lacks self-awareness! Except of course that it's that exactly.
ReplyDeleteWe need a video of that show in a taxi cab with the cabbie grimacing..
ReplyDeleteAny 0one in NYC with a video camera?
Is anyone else concerned that we have put the future of social media in the hands of dweebs?
ReplyDelete@5:06
ReplyDeleteYa, when TMI hits the cabs, it'll be important to track a few statistics. My predictions are as follows:
1.) A crash in the NYC taxi medallion market.
http://tinyurl.com/2hmxh8
2.) A decrease in taxi cab related robberies.
3.) An increase in taxi cab driver suicides.
I like how JA writes "exactly" as if this is some kind of revelation. Actually, dear, this is just a topic statement for a discussion - there is no insight yet.
ReplyDelete@ Anon 1:15
ReplyDeleteJA does this shit all the fucking time - she thinks that just "raising an issue" (i.e. mentioning something or making a banal observation) is insightful in and of itself.
Yo, I'm in NYC and I'll video-o any TMI's I see...it's such a laugh riot that we'll be seeing them in smelly cabs. Score!?
ReplyDeleteOff-topic but:
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure I'm right smack dab in the middle of JA's target demographic - single, 20-something woman living in NYC - and I rarely ever take taxis anywhere (fewer than 5 times in the past year). None of my friends take taxis either; no one living on a budget in this city can actually afford them, and there is no reason to when the buses and subways are safe and reliable. Getting TMI on the taxi TV's seems so useless - goodluck marketing your content to tourists and middle-aged buisness people.
And I am just too sure Julia Allison Baugher has some cogent ideas about how social media will transform TV into something really AWESOME.
ReplyDeleteCuz she is such a visionary, bunnies.
Off topic, but I think this is Mary's place in CT. She left an address for her moving sale.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.coldwellbankermoves.com/Property/PropertyDetails.aspx?PropertyID=1391433&WT.MC_ID=372110000000000&WT.srch=1
Must be nice to have a $7500/month rental around to use at your leisure. It puts their lifestyles and business in a lot better perspective for me.
SHHHHH, anon 5:32
ReplyDeletewe are not supposed to say bad things here at the
we hate julia but mary walks on water blog...
remember, julia is the reason mary is homeless and
forced to live in such squalor.
do not pay attention to the fact that mary takes pictures of herself sleeping [what talent, what content] or pictures making out with her dog, who is NOW a rescue dog, oh that big hearted mary. she actually rescued a dog that she can fashion around in her $750 purses.
and do not bring up how she blogs about having suitcases full of designer shoes, someone here will cut you.
and whatever you do, please do not criticize her for using an obvious gawker ploy to get page views for her launch....cause that is only shitty when julia does it.
and of course, you shouldn't mention how they are still good friends, cause you know, it burns julia when people like mary, and that's why everyone here likes mary.
even though she played everyone here for a fool.
hmmm, maybe she is smarter than I gave her credit for.
that and she is appropriately skinny.
Wait, that house states NO DOGS, did poor little mase have to stay in the two car garage?
ReplyDeleteHey, this is not fair, Mary discosed on her twitter how she pays for everything.
ReplyDeletewith credit!
Uh, shouldn't that be: why social media is fucked and how TV might save it?
ReplyDeleteNot surprising that the VCs are avoiding this toga party.
Oh, noes,
ReplyDeletethe trolls are here, don't feed them.
Why NS in Cabbie TVs is fucked and no one will save it
ReplyDeleteJulia, you are not on the cutting edge. I'm so sorry you think you're that important.
ReplyDeleteMary DOES look great in orange!
ReplyDeleteCosign with 6:24PM. Mary looks sooo fucking hot in orange. Also, she is no longer a part of NonSociety, so WHO THE FUCK CARES about her content. This is RBNS, NOT RBNS+EX-NS-FUCKWADS. Let her go live in obscurity in LA with Nin. We won.
ReplyDeleteUh, you won what?
ReplyDelete6:48PM
ReplyDeleteI you have to ask, you'll never know.
6:00
ReplyDeleteShe is smarter than you give her credit for, she didn't play anybody here, we love her because her content is fabulous, she listened to us when we told her to get away from julia, she answered our comments, she genuineley cares about her readers. We don't bash her anymore because she did what we told her to! STFU and go somewhere else, we don't want you here.
6:51
ReplyDeletewow, you mispelled If.... is it cause your post was so long...
well then, I you have to ask too!
6:54PM,
ReplyDeleteI didn't fuckin' misspell 'if', I was simply channeling Mary. You did fuckin' misspell 'mispelled' though. Is it because your post was so long?
I find it incredulous that JA has to link MA's post as filler. That is the height if laziness really. Would it break a fingernail to you know create some original content. NS fails because it is such a farce. I suppose it is typical of someone who wants everything for nothing, no effort. Keep sleeping until 2PM and see how many more more page views you lose, slacker!
ReplyDeleteJackles is following Rambo again on Twitter. God what a child she is. She cuts people and brings them back depending on whether she's fighting with them. I remember when I was a high school freshman too.
ReplyDeleteMary's face is a wrinkled as a paper bag.
ReplyDeleteYou know it six o'clock.
ReplyDeleteUm, can we talk about Julia's answers on her little sheet for foo camp? What a crazy bitch.
ReplyDeleteI, for one, would love to see her do Teach for America. God, she would be chewed-up and spit out like a used piece of gum. Teaching public school is probably one of the hardest professions in existence; basically, the opposite of vanity blogging from the safety of a slanket.
ReplyDeleteAnon 10:08--Bwa ha ha! Foolia made a big production about joining Teach for American when in college. Think that she may have even gone to an info session while dressed in her porno skirt getup. Just the fact that this self-centered cunt attended the session was the laugh riot of the week.
ReplyDeleteJesus Honeysuckle Christ, a SLANKET? I thought those were the exclusive daywear of future Brookhaven Clinic patients and bedbound old women surrounded by Precious Moments figurines. Why is she so proud to be wearing one of these things?
ReplyDeletehow courteous and decent of julia to relegate meghan to sleeping in a cubicle while she lives it up in the facebook rv. was meghanaise betrayed by jaba?
ReplyDelete