Saturday, April 18, 2009

Commenter Rewarded


Anyone who took the time to come up with this deserves their own post.

23 comments:

  1. OT: but "Foo Camp" looks like a fooking nightmare.

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  2. I did NOT even notice the cupcakes first time around. ::dead:: and nice one 6:24. lmao

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  3. Hark! What's that sound?! It's so quiet in here you could hear a name drop.

    "Caroline McCarthy, Shira Lazar, & Randi Zuckerberg soak in the sun at Foo Camp. It’s beautiful here …"

    Who called this? Everybody.

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  4. Here's the thing: She can name drop all she wants, but at the end of the day she will still be Julia Allison Baugher, a nobody with a blog. Isn't life beautiful? Or depressing, depending on your point of view.

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  5. 6:31: I love the photo that goes along with it:

    http://caro.tumblr.com/post/97618484/juliaallison-caroline-mccarthy-shira-lazar

    The boys are all off in their own little pow wow and the unimportant girls that are basically just there to provide blowjobs for the pasty men. "We'll just sit over here and take photos of ourselves looking skinny and talk about nails and junk."

    Also, if anyone thinks that any of those girls are nothing more than media whore, JA-wannabes in their own right then you are pretty dense.

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  6. I don't place any of them in a category outside JA, although some of them are more accomplished and sometimes more competent. They still have that shiny desperate-fameballer sheen.

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  7. Jacy, if you rename that photo as "JuliaAllison.jpg," it should show up in Google Image searches of her.

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  8. RBNS

    The Julia Allison Brand got made fun of on GillMor Gang via Twit Live(Leo Laporte) Leo covered a big point that this reblogging site covers daily

    Sat April 18th..


    As soon as the recording is up link it..and run with it

    :)


    It should be up in 3 days at http://gillmorgang.techcrunch.com

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  9. I couldn't help myself. I was looking at one of those Boston.com Big Picture things (http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/04/scenes_from_the_zoo.html) and image #19, with Harrison Ford feeding the hippo, it just screams CUPCAKES.

    I don't even think she's fat AT ALL, but that zappos laughing picture with the waxface just.. Julia, we know you're reading. Please never, ever, ever make that face again.

    Anyway thanks, Jacy. haha

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  10. You see, 7:40, their ability to laugh at and embarrass themselves would be so charming - if they weren't who and how they were! I don't have any prob with Meghan (rarely notice her), but half the time I feel like her adopted geekette/nerd schtick is to help her comes to terms with being freakin EXOTICALLY GORGEOUS. It's like she's insecure about it, so she has to "uglify". IDK if that makes sense. lol

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  11. On second thought, let me expand on that. It's like when brilliant people routinely self-sabotage themselves; feeling a heavy weight due to the expectations of being beautiful, smart, and/or talented they have to do something to put a mark in the perception of themselves so people don't expect so much. Yeah.

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  12. She has to stop wearing those Juicy velour pants thinking she looks so good.

    Those were hot in 2001 when worn on 19 year old girls with tight and high asses and rock hard abs.

    In 2009, she looks like a stay at home mother of a couple rotten brats, Cleveland Junior League member, nagging housewife and closet alcoholic.

    Incidentally, I can totally see that happening.

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  13. Yeah I seriously love how she's all OMG. JUICY COUTURE. SWEATSUITS. And at 28(?) years after the trend has been over. I'm 22, was into Juicy in like 6th grade and on before I realized it was overpriced worthlessness. Never bought their velour sweatsuits.

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  14. You guys complain when Julia dresses like Minnie Mouse, but then, when she dresses like an average- perhaps unfashionably dressed - woman, you remain displeased.

    I don't like Julia Allison, but dinner at Balthazar or dinner at Applebees, she cannot win with any of you.

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  15. No, she can't, because at the end of the day nothing she does can endear her to an audience that is fully aware of all the fucked up shit she's done in the past; and no amount of "normalizing" - which is an easy cop-out for a narcissist that doesn't give a rat's ass about anything but changing your opinion of her, even temporarily - will fix that, LEAST of all on a snark blog dedicated to pointing out all her missteps. Then again, that's the problem with using people... when fame is what you want, the moronic, thoughtless trail you took to get there (if ever, and in her case, not ever) will follow you forever, though I'm sure it helps to have zero actual values and concern for the feelings and impact behavior has on others, too. You think she could've mentioned her Balthazar dinner without the full disclosure she was fingered under the table AT said restaurant by the popular bachelor editor of a much more popular men's fitness magazine - then suddenly end up having the "secret" story end up on Gawker? No? Yeah, me neither.

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  16. when Julia dresses like a Midwestern housewife of 45, we are not supposed to mention it? When she flaunts her tits or dresses like a TV show or, to your point, amusement park character, it's not worthy of comment?

    she is a fashion DON'T in any getup she gets on up in.

    THAT is the point, you dipshit.

    Read the "mission statement" of the blog you're on.

    No, she cannot win.

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  17. I'm really kind of in awe that some random thinks such a ridiculous and largely terrible person happens to deserve "winning", at anything in life. I suppose it speaks for itself there.

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  18. "I'm gonna put my sleeping bag right under the cupcake tree and use my Hitachi Magic Wand as a flashlight. Camping is so much fun!"

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  19. If you get cell phone service, you're not camping.

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  20. FormerGawkerEmployeeApril 19, 2009 at 9:20 PM

    7:55 is Meghan Asha. It is well known around Gawker Media that Meghan will send flattering emails about herself (always lightly dissing on Julia, naturally) from sock email accounts. She even has a few sock commenter accounts on Gawker, usually along the lines of "oh I love Meghan! Hate the others...."

    I've met Meghan and she IS decent-looking but she has all the intelligence of a piece of cardboard and she is incredibly narcissistic. Luckily, she surrounds herself with more vile people than herself (Julia, Mary) so she looks good in comparison.

    She is probably the only person that could turn this into an actual career. If only she was quick enough to realize this...

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  21. I agree, Meghan is super vile and just as bad as Julia. I am not surprised that she lauds herself frequently under sock e-mail accounts... wow.

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