My first fake tweet. So disappointing. Come guys. Let’s at least be funny. I think I would say…. “Friday nite my flat ass is home watching Lost becos I don’t know how to reed” Ok, that’s not funny, but it’s more creative than thin hair!
Can I get back to Lost in peace now?
So remember back in the very, very first days of this feces around Christmastime when people are bored and my goat Adrik eat his own testicles and commenters start saying mean things in the NonSociety commenters section (ZOMG REMEMBER THAT?!?!? HAHAHA! THAT WAS GOOD ONE!!!)
Anyway, I say mean things about Poofy's weight and Mary's hay hair and the other one? Bells rung? And then Poofy get REALLY poofy and say it only 10 pounds and blergh about it and I am all, "Come to Omsk and do the workout where we pull the turnips from the ground and I will show you how to stop the fat face from happening?"
ANYWHOSE. That bring us to today. SOMEONE FAKE TWIT ABOUT MARY'S HAY HAIR.
I feel a teeny weeny bit honored.
Even though I like Mary now. (But wear shoes at the apartment TV tapings, lady! I no want to see your boat feet!)