Sunday, April 26, 2009

Julia: Before and After


Our commenters point out the stark contrast in Jackles's appearance in these two photos. The photo in the black dress was taken Thursday night. The photo in the white dress was taken 24 hours later, on Friday night.

Here's another photo from a different angle from the Thursday night "speaking engagement" held in what appears to be the seediest basement pub in Manhattan.




Let the commenter body-snarking brawling begin!

(Thanks to the anonymous commenter who melded these two pictures together.)

35 comments:

  1. OMG. The eye brows....the eye brows. Annette Funicello Anyone? http://www.celebritiesfans.com/Pic/annettefunicello.jpg

    http://albcache.gallery.ru/gallery/0000074091-194812-7421570-.jpg

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  2. Why do the NS girls always wear sleeveless dresses and tops in the winter - they do it all the time on TMI?

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  3. Interesting observation Anon except that it's not winter right now and in fact, on Friday night, it was probably in the 80s.

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  4. p.s. But you're right, Anon12:31. JA especially is always baring a lot of skin, even in the dead of winter ... or Old JA did, anyway. Then again the dumbest outfit in a longtime was that floor-length purple thing at SXSW. I saw it in person and it was bad.

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  5. JA likes these empire waist tent floats (ala white dress and purple sxsw dress) when she's feeling fat. I get it. we all gravitate there on our bad days but they are just awful. They make the ass look so wide and even a non-tummy look preggers.

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  6. Anon 12:37 -- it was hot Friday night, but Thursday night in New York was cold. Like high 30s cold.

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  7. You know, I think she just lucked out with an extremely flattering photo that hid the poof. She takes enough, she's lucky to get ONE non-fat looking photo that hides the bloated face and is a good angle.

    What would tell is if there are any other photos from the event NOT posted by Jankles- but we all know how much she polices for ONLY FLATTERING ones to be posted on the entire internet.

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  8. Annette Funicello? She wishes! Lady Elaine, anyone?: http://tinyurl.com/cgmvbf

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  9. Photoshop or not, I wish I knew how she looks 110% different in the white.

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  10. you guys forgot.. one day syhe got sleep and one day she did not..hence the differences

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  11. Really? A good night's sleep causes you to lose 20 pounds overnight?

    Funny no one's marketed that before. We'd all be sound asleep.

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  12. Having battled weight myself for many years I believe that her weight gain is closer to 30 pounds. We have the same body type and she can hide the first 10 or so but when it looks like this you are looking at 30 lbs.

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  13. The bridezilla photo looks like someone has been messing around with the jawline/chin.

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  14. I wanna know what's going on with the blur around her thumb in the bridezilla photo.

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  15. really? a jumpsuit?

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  16. I think she was photoshopped from the grassy knoll.

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  17. quite honestly you pose HARD enough and you can make yourself look super slim. We already know the crazy does the same pose and face angle in every shot, she practically has it memorized. Then, add in photoshoppery and "generous" clothing (ex., not close to the body so arms would look smaller). It actually isn't all that hard. Also, starving oneself and supplementing with blueprint helps too.

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  18. OPEN MIC: HIPPO NIGHT!!!!

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  19. http://twitpic.com/41x70
    http://twitpic.com/41wnd

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  20. Am i the only one who thinks you guys are overreacting over those pics? And who gives a shit about her weight? Or are you guys too bored? I don't necessarily like JA but this is as ridiculous as her namedropping routines.

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  21. Um, JA is redundant and this site parses her BS. It's just quite interesting she didn't post photos from her most recent speaking gig (as if the resulting pics don't tell you why) but will post one of her college roomate - there's that namedrop routine again, bc she happens to be significant - at some random event. Same girl who just turn 2500+ potential friends into public fans, right? K.

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  22. What is WITH the "my college roommate" "my college roommate" "my college roommate" stuff?

    Does she think we didn't get it the first few times she said it?

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  23. My College Roommate!!!April 26, 2009 at 3:32 PM

    Anon 3:07PM - That fist pic is awesome. She looks like someone's mom trying to be 'cool'. Also, there is a guy throwing up behind her. Classic.

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  24. How creepy are those pictures of Julia hanging out with college students?

    and here is a bit more "candid" photo of the white dress where you can tell how big her ass is

    http://julia.nonsociety.com/post/100043437-0-0

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  25. When I find out that Julia actually designed RBNS after Baugher blogger got the best of her, I am going to have a big laugh. Yeah, all you interns will come on and shout me down, but think about it...

    Who profits from Julia being 'kept alive'

    She has PROVEN that she does not care if it is good attention or bad, as long as it is attention. [Like she didn't know the neighbor comment was going to be deduced to be rosie]

    The day after her 14:59 tweet, she hit gawker three times.

    This weekend, page six [which in jules world = big deal]

    It just seems that if everyone here really wanted her to go away, they would stop paying soooo much attention to her, but no, they spend alot of time and energy trying to figure whether she photoshopped a picture.

    My conspiratorial gets crazier.

    There was no fight, the girls had taped their soaps [gawd awful] at CES and came home and 'staged' the very public fight.

    Mary leaves [except that NS stills links to MTM]

    yeah, I know, she's not that smart, blah, blah,

    it just goes to motive, just saying

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  26. honestly, i come here because i enjoy the trainwreck (and despise the naked hypocrisy) of julia like the rest of you, but if the best you can do about julia is ragging on her weight, then i'd say she's doing fine. whatever weight everyone is saying that she "gained," and however she looks unflattering photos (we all have them) julia is not "fat." not even close. i'm not julia, i'm not an intern or a minion sent by her, just a woman who thinks that ragging on the appearance of another woman (especially when she's basically good looking and has a healthy BMI) shows a lack of creativity. there's plenty of trash there to make fun of.

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  27. It's not the weight so much as the photo-shopping that apparently has gone on. Why doesn't she just own it and celebrate it? Why is she fucking with her photos?

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  28. It's the tenty-schmenty princess gowns!!!

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  29. Anon3:07: "COLLEGE!!!! Red cups not included in tuition. (We tricked at least 10 Harvard students into thinking I was a Prefrosh.)"

    She fucking WISHES she could convince ANYONE she is under the age of 30. Fat chance.

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  30. I don't think this is about her weight so much as HOW THE HELL did she appear to loose 10-15 pounds OVERNIGHT? That's kind of impressively freakish, in my opinion.

    My husband suggested that she may have taken a handful of water pills. He swears that water pills can make your face seem much thinner.

    Of course it could also be photoshop/camera angles.

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  31. Anon 2:40 PM I literally LOLed for like 5 minutes.

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  32. What ARE those red spots on her forehead? Another injection gone wrong?

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  33. I am truly baffled as to how she managed to look so different from one day to the next. I am so happy (and a bit ashamed) this site exists so we can all marvel together. She is far too interesting not to dissect.

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