Monday, March 2, 2009

Srsly? This shit just write self

What you get the girl who has everything for her Pretty Pink Birthdaytimes?

HER!!!!!!!!

She. Is. Like. Caricature. And. I. Want. To. Put. Tolstoy. Pistol. In. My. Mouth.

Best. Birthday. Present. Ever.


The most beautiful notecards, by the talented Sophie Askew.


Oh, Poofy. Really? REALLY?!

137 comments:

  1. Of course! It has her favorite thing incorporated. HERSELF! I was wondering why she appeared to genuinely (for once) like the gift, now I know PRECISELY why. Unfortunately, the caricature is prettier. Hm, did I just do something there?

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  2. Awww, Sophie even included the droopy left eye. So sweet.

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  3. This is the first genuine expression i have seen on the Pink Lady's face, like ever. It's kind of heartening until one notices that she herself is yet again the object of the expression.

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  4. Oh jeez, NS is gargling up vapid content like a festering sewer system. I predict that we'll be seeing birthday related stuff well into the summer months.

    P.S. Russian Girl, did the job with the hands make excellent result?

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  5. It looks like the ad for a 1980's escort service

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  6. There's plenty enough space to add a thought bubble to that drawing, hmm, what should be in it?

    "Some crazy poofy girl has been running round town impersonating me. Must. Stop. Her."

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  7. BunnyBingo,

    If you look closely, I think that her super-ego has become visible and is popping out the back of her head since it can no longer police her mental functions.

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  8. I couldn't come up with a caption/bubble, but this so reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode where a girl was wandering around town and didn't know until returning to the store one night that she was actually a mannequin. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_After_Hours

    Julia... return to the others!

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  9. Hey Nonny Nonny at 9:43 --

    The job with the hands work out great! I have happy customer on my hands -- HA HA HA!!!!

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  10. Oh yeah, blonde super-ego popping out for a breath of fresh (non-crazy) air! Good spotting.

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  11. RG,

    Just glad it wasn't much ado about nothing.

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  12. Photo Caption:

    "OMG! I can't move my face!!!"

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  13. Sophie got the bobby pinned hairdo down perfectly. Bravo! (not the TV network)

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  14. BunnyBingo,

    I think that this photo should really be viewed from the perspective of Sophie Askew. She is holding a pink rectangle with a blue cross in hopes that this spiritual artifact will repel the demon she has just encountered. You can hear the demon hissing as it confronts the power of our Lord and Savior.

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  15. Even the artist captured the wonk.

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  16. Jacy,

    Askew captures the wonk in its full glory because she is part of the long artistic tradition of Realism, which began in France in the 1850s.

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  17. "I’m just going to sit here and take PhotoBooth pix until my dinner companion shows. HAHAHA. Oh … got a text! He’s here. Bye, now."

    Ha, he texted her to come down to the cab. The guy doesn't even respect her enough to go up to her apartment door.

    And she is going out at 10PM. What a wonderful "escort."

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  18. MG--you think every time we say "Bravo! (not the TV network) something inside JA dies a little inside?

    wasn't that deal up at the end of february? LOOKS LIKE WE GOT SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE!!!

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  19. Randoms from Randi's post-bday wrap up :

    - Virgin flew them back and forth for free, now you know why all the name droppage. Wonder why Randi had to be the one to reveal this?
    - 4 photogs for both parties? Er.
    - Pink sponsored as well, of course.
    - CEO of the charity was there, I can't remember having seen him or the charity mentioned anywhere recently but I haven't really visited
    - "lame-ass birthday party hats"? Gold.
    - the bday brunch? Randi's family (minus Mark) and uh.. JA. Hm hmm.
    - mentioned the Ashton twitter.. I had to laugh because you just know JA's jealous
    - cake made by pastry chef @ facebook, that does kind of make the "randi's name only" interesting

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  20. Facebook has a pastry chef?

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  21. Facebook has a pastry chef for the pastry chef.

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  22. Apparently! LOL. WTF for though...

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  23. What do you think her face looked like when she saw this picture she [probs] took with lodwick.

    http://gawker.com/5162755/do-not-think-about-possible-jakob-lodwick-sex-pics

    look at the foot!

    JL's idea of a belated birthday present?

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  24. Re: Photo having been reblogged...

    "Yeah, someone who is apparently the girl in the picture (much as it pains me to admit it). The photo before is of her and Lodwick at dinner, and was also taken by Jacob Pritchard, who Lodwick credits as the photographer).
    Pains me to admit it, because I don't like thinking of Lodwick having sex with anyone, let alone a seemingly nice girl."

    Also.. condom dresses, bra and undies, cleavage all over, maybe... but I don't see her ever letting her guard down as to be photographed in the nude with a guy (even a boyfriend) by a professional.

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  25. I also feel if it was her she'd be making a HUGE deal out of it. With twitters like "I feel violated." or some such. The sympathy play, and all that.

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  26. I choose to think of it as the picture that accomplished something nothing else could.

    Quiet Julia.

    I believe she would pose naked--with all kinds of rules--did you ever see that photo shoot she did for gawker with that old man.

    She can't acknowledge it without alerting dadsers and momsers. Har.

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  27. Sorry, I know people get angry around here if we bring up her weight but, um, that is absolutely not a picture of her. Are you kidding me?

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  28. "He's here. Bye, now." Then six minutes later she posts another birthday photo??

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  29. Yep, this is actually the girl in the picture: http://rroobbiinn.tumblr.com/post/81091773/i-really-like-this-one-funniest-dinner-party

    She's a good 30lbs smaller than JA. At least.

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  30. Like 11:25, I would like to see them in Playboy - including Meghan Alagna. Who do you think will look the best? Has Julia porked up too much for Playboy?

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  31. None of them have the playboy look, except maybe - maybe - Meghan Alanga.

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  32. You can tell by the hands- not her- she has sausage fingers and that woman has long thin fingers....not JB

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  33. Maybe it's Levin Rambin.

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  34. Dancers are flexible.

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  35. 11:35 called it, (confirmed by the way, she captioned the same photo 'sorry grandma' and the girl is a dancer too... amazing one, from the looks of it.
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  36. 10:47 Where is RZ's wrap-up posted?

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  37. I see a Mac Book Air in Robin's future.

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  38. Alex's Current GFMarch 2, 2009 at 11:54 PM

    Yeah, uh, I don't think Robin needs the help of a matchmaker.

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  39. Here bunnies -- Randi's wrap up, remotely hosted so the birthday post doesn't add to PVs. Will do it for JA's too.

    http://www.shortText.com/hdedg7af

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  40. This was posted by the naked girl in JL pic. You think she was directing this at Poofy?

    http://rroobbiinn.tumblr.com/post/64555215/proof-that-i-have-always-liked-cupcakes

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  41. it'd be funny if she did. :D
    Oh and look, she's got that short hair that "guys don't like" hrmmm hrmmmm

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  42. Anon 11:35 PM - 30lbs smaller, yes, and also on the verge of death by anorexia.

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  43. Take aways from RZ's wrap: a)to her credit, she obviously doesn't read NS: "Julia documented the entire experience and did a beautiful job of capturing all the best moments on NonSociety." Uh-no, you cannot believe wverything Foolia tells you RZ. b)RZ is a really sweet person. c)Jankles was being presumptious when she wrote that she would be having brunch at Norma's. d) Did I mention RZ is a class act?

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  44. Per Randi Suckerblerg:

    In NYC, we wore matching shoes and one of julia’s NonSociety readers even made us matching headbands!

    (Love the lowercase j.)

    I recall seeing a tweet directed at Foolia prior to the NYC party telling her to enjoy the headbands or something. So, why didn't they wear them?

    Considering that Foolia just proved she would wear a maxi-pad strapped to her head, the poor Abdulian superfan's homemade headbands must have been truly heinous. Maybe they were made by one of the NS "fans" here on RBNS. Heh.

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  45. Frau Randi really needs some Crest White Strips. Like, yesterday.

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  46. Yeah, the sex picture is not Robin. "Sorry grandma" is a joke obviously. The girl in the sex picture looks healthy and that girl looks frighteningly skinny.

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  47. Randi's b-day wrap-up was more descriptive and informative than all of Unsociety's CES, DLD, and Davos coverage combined.

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  48. I loved the lowercase j too! LOL..guarantee there will be some "edits" in this (too much disclosure!) that JA didn't have time to fix. After all, she'll have to read Randi's entirely before writing hers. You know, so she doesn't miss anyone important that she'd otherwise completely forget to mention with all the "I"s and "me"s that'll end up in there. I honestly can't wait to see how it compares to Randi's. Can I get an ineffable?

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  49. R might have some skinny parts to her, but IDK. A dancer at her level would have a healthy-looking midsection and legs (particularly in the upper-tight area) because those are the parts that get the most work/gain the most muscle when you dance. I'm keeping the option open because it could be the 'sorry grandma' is real and it's just not as bad because it could be anyone since faces aren't visible. Doesn't really matter, it just definitely is JL and not JA, so it's chock full of schadenfreude all the same.

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  50. I think Randi was correct; NS did capture all the best moments. Mary posted photos where she looked a zillion times hotter than Poofy, and Poofy posted that humiliating cake with Randi's name cropped off. Nothing else out of the ordinary occurred.

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  51. Wales turned away? Does this mean Kay the new intern will be fired? Wowsers, Foolia has been complaining about the less than stellar turnout and Wiki guy would have been a great photo op!

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  52. All the Lodwick sex photo analysis is just so goofy to me. I write a blog and I make a point of adding an interesting photo with every post. I would assume that's what Lodwick was doing, too. Good lord, the man just came back from a self-imposed hiatus that was brought about by his feeling overexposed. He wouldn't post a photo of himself in the nude.

    I suppose he knew darn well that Gawker would make a huge deal out of it, so he's probably just playing them for pageviews.

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  53. anon 1:22 that was the behavior that caused the hiatus I doubt he be back to enabling it again any time soon..

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  54. But he did. Actually no, that person just happens to have the same tattoo, or something.

    But if he just came back from a hiatus about being overexposed and wouldn't post a nude photo he then also wouldn't play Gawker for pageviews. So... what?

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  55. I wonder how long Julia had to practice her surprise face in front of the mirror. I bet the botox didn't help.

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  56. Bicurious Party HatMarch 3, 2009 at 1:51 AM

    This bit of frank honesty from Randi was delightful:

    Getting to the airport with no luggage, not even as much as a toothbrush…makes you feel like a total ROCKSTAR! (Yah Meghan!) Until you get 2 hours into a 5 hour flight and realize you are ridiculously bored.

    Who could possibly be bored with such scintillating, lame-ass party hat-wearing company? I'll tell you who, the brother-leeching, narcissistic little gremlin who spewed this reeking puddle of insight:

    I learned invaluable lessons on how to pose for photos, from amazing photographer Wm. Marc. He stayed with us the entire weekend to document the experience. I always dreamed of having a professional photographer with me all the time. And guess what? It is JUST as awesome as I thought it would be!

    Oh, yeah, I wish I had my very own weird-bearded, lecherous, hanger-on. For target practice.

    Randi looks at Jackles and sees a person she wants to emulate. That's pretty much the worst thing I could say about anyone.

    (Meghan scored a capital M!)

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  57. I would imagine he wants his writing and blog recognized, yes. I doubt he wants his sex life speculated on (made fun of), but I don't know him, so I don't know, nor do I really care.

    I guess what I'm really saying is, please shut up about it already. I don't give a shit about whether some girl I never heard of is a dancer or not, is anorexic or not, has a grandma or not, likes cupcakes or not, etc., fucking etc.

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  58. woop woop that's the sound of the police.

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  59. The NonSociety twits provide plenty of entertainment value with the information they make so readily and publicly available. I haven't gotten a single giggle out of this Lodwick sleuthing. He had a disastrous association with Jackles, but he's not going to start posting nudie pics of her on his blog. Are people seriously trying to analyze the body to see if it's JA's? C'mon.

    Time heals all wounds, right? The time to burn Jackles would have been during the immediate post-breakup period. Or when she begged for the Mac Air.

    If Jackles possessed any professionally photographed nudie photos of herself and JL together, we would have seen them by now. She can't keep a secret.

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  60. Everyone has already known, and for awhile now, that it wasn't her. Whoever it was was already posted about on the article on Gawker not too long after it went up. It's deeeead.

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  61. I just found out that JA was a contestant on Elimidate. Does anyone have a clip of that?

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  62. Notice how desperate they are for TMI video views ..they no longer embed them in blog posts but force viewer to go to t site to view...

    NS BitchSlapITShip sinking fast

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  63. how is their view situation anyway?

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  64. Was 85,000 at launch, now down to less than 25,000

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  65. Randi's recap sounds like it was written by the RBNS commenter "Julia's Brain."

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  66. Its now time ot gues swhich drug they are on:

    JA: Acid
    MR: Vodka
    MA: Morphine

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  67. Or, what drug they should be on:

    JA: Lithium
    MR: Vodka
    MA: Paxil

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  68. Oh MAN! Mary is totally going rogue. In this post, I'm basically reading "Hey guys, thanks for being good readers, because I am about to blow this popsicle stand and never look back. Mwahahaha!"

    http://mary.nonsociety.com/post/83061538

    Also, she didn't get invited on the next big NonSociety Europe trip. Go Team Mary!

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  69. if you find giving them page views unethical, here goes:

    "A Final Thought For The Day

    I honestly enjoy relating my life to you. Granted, you only know about 1/3 of my actual day to day interaction. And your reactions to that portion can often be tough to swallow.

    The majority of you see my desire to entertain you. Hopefully you learn something. If you follow me regularly, perhaps you’re inspired, or infuriated. My hope is that you feel strongly about what I have to say…whether that reaction is a furrowed brow or a hearty chuckle.

    Without the tumblr community, I really don’t think I could have grown as a blogger. I have learned so much from the people I follow. Not to mention the readers who take the time out of their day to put their honest opinions into writing.

    All of you have become an integral part of my life. You light the fire under my ass when I’m tired. You make me smile when I’m sad. The majority of the emails I receive are to thank me for something. But I think it’s time I thank you for all you do for me. I put my body and soul into this blog and business (whether you actually see it or not). Moving forward, I am eager to evolve with your support. (Yes, those who give advice/blog need guidance at times too.)

    So, many thanks for your questions, support, suggestions, reactions. You keep me living on the edge and there’s no place I’d rather be.

    Until later (that would be this morning), night night."

    In other questions, what makes the others think they are welcome in the old world?

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  70. GOOD MORNING READERS!!!!! I AM STILL AWAKE AT 10:00 A.M. Oh. My. God. If you have any stories of insomnia, please email me because we are taping a TMI episode on it today. Actually, in just a few hours. SO PLEASE EMAIL ME RIGHT NOW!!!! Hope I don't fall asleep and end up going two hours late!!!

    Now, you may think this episode topic is just another chance for me to talk about myself and my problems, but I assure you it is not! I bet a lot of you suffer from insomnia, right? For me, it's caused by my internet addiction (shhh) and dating lifestyle. For some reason, all of my dates lately have been taking place after 10:00. Is this a new trend? Note to self - pitch a story to Cosmo about the trend of late night dating as it relates to being in a matchmaker's inventory. Why are inventory girls only asked out on late night dates? OOHHHHH. This story will be even better than my wife fluffer piece!!!

    Did all of you dear readers get a chance to read Miss Randi Zuckerberg's recap of our EPIC bicoastal birthday bash?!?! That was really nice of her to pay for my plane ticket and hook me up with Virgin. Once I make it big, I swear I will repay her with all the favors she's done for me. Just like Mary is going to replace our CZ sister rings with real diamonds once we really take off. And we will. I can just feel it.

    I will be posting a recap of my own and LOTS more amazing photos of MEEEEE from the event, but be sure to click through to the second and third pages of my blog because I need to back date them so it keeps with my theme of a horizontal timeline. That is what lifecasting is all about y'all!!!! It's a whole new internet medium and I am on the very forefront. How exciting!!!!

    I know my groundbreaking web business makes a lot of you jealous and mushy, but suck it haters!!! You just WISH you had the great ideas that I have when I am up at 3:00 a.m. That's when the best ideas come. Oooh, better bring that up on TMI today. Readers, don't forget to click over and watch TMI and watch back episodes, too. Please!!!!

    Stay tuned for more antics from my incredible travel schedule coming up. Soon, I will be traveling to Denmark for [redacted]. BRING IT, YO YO YO! WHAT UP, DEN TO THE MARK?! It will really be off the heezy, y'all!

    Well, I will go try to get some sleep now. BYE READERS!!! HUGS!!!! XOXOX

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  71. Guys, that photo is probably of Robin and her roommate Jake, who is the photographer. Earlier in her Tumblr, she posted a pic of her on a bed saying it was a part of Jake's bedtime photo project. Not Jake Lodwick, but Jake the photog. Anyway, it's not Jake L.

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  72. Megan the Producer, Mary, and Adrien staging a mutiny?

    oh oh..

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  73. Anon 8:03 ELIMIDATE??? I've never heard that.

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  74. Guys, that photo is of Robin and her roommate... who is the photographer. Not JL.

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  75. Guys, that photo is of Robin and her roommate... who is the photographer. Not JL.

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  76. Goddamn blogger. Sorry for all the comment posting.

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  77. Guys, the photo, once and for all, is Jake L. Take a look at the finger tattoo, nuff said. And the bedtime project was Jake's as well. He always takes a photo of himself before bed. It looks like Robin is spending lots of time at Jake's, good for her.

    Notice they vacationed in the DR? That was the same place Jake & JA vacationed. Although Julia complained that she paid for every dime of it, and he wouldn't even pay for the cab to the airport.

    Haha.

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  78. Nicole, what's DR?

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  79. The only thing more boring than parsing The Lady of Late Night Dates is parsing Jacob Lodwick.

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  80. Dominican Republic.

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  81. Oh -- I thought Jacob's ass would be way more pimply than the one in the photo. He looks like he'd have a pimply ass.

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  82. What finger tattoo?

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  83. Ugh! Can we please move on from J Lowdick. He dated Jaba for a very brief time an internet lifetime or two ago. He has nothing to do with her now. Don't take it back there, please. Begging.

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  84. The latest idea for a TMI Weekly show topic is insomnia? (or rather, another excuse for Julia to talk about herself) Really??? Julia - do you want to take care of your insomnia for good? Just put TMI videos on endless loop and they will knock you out instantly. Their shows are a complete snoozefest. How can people that are creative enough to weasel their way into free trips to Europe be completely uncreative when it comes to thinking up topics for a measly 3 minute web show? These women are tragically boring.

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  85. YESSSSS BAUGHER

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  86. I love how JA writes on her blog that she's heard/read that sleep patterns are disrupted by exposure to laptops and TV, and helped by exercise and warm baths. Gee sweets, sounds like you've already FIGURED OUT WHERE THE PROBLEM IS, despite your obvious reluctance to fix it. Here's a hint: work out a little a few hours BEFORE bed and stop surfing the net at all hours IN bed before you're "trying" to go to sleep. As for anxiety and stress? Alleviated once you stop pretending to be something you aren't and trying to maintain the BS image (anxiety), and piling on too much to the detriment of EVERYTHING as a result (stress). Ay de mi. Yet another completely pointless episode.

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  87. Nest TMI Episode

    JA: In this Episode we discuss hwo to fail at founding a web start up with ME Julia WebFail-Allison and our interns Mary Rambo and MegsIShitYouNotIAMNOTTech Asha

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  88. Uhm, Mary's post did not imply anything about going rogue, and I guess I do not understand why you think she could make it on her own.

    Oh, yeah, her new political commentary might get her a spot on Fox--or she could do appearances with Rush Limbaugh. YaY Team Rambo!

    I guess I don't understand why people think she is talented. I clearly do not enjoy her sense of entitlement and her snotty retorts.

    But yes, team rambo, she is the shinyest turd in the pile of crap that is non-society. But somehow I don't think that would be something to put on a resume.

    Oh, and I do not think adrian could be the savior to the site either. NS should be non-existent. Eliminate _____ and add ____ does not make a bit of difference.

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  89. Anon @ 12:04. That is exactly Julia's problem. She knows how to fix her life, she knows the advice, BUT SHE NEVER DOES IT, NEVER FOLLOWS IT. She never follows good dating advice (as evident by her Sunday night date), never does what's good for her... it's like she expects all these good things to happen to her without putting forth any effort whatsoever. Stop being so goddamn lazy, Julia, and start working at making your life what you want it to be. Or maybe you already have and are in denial.

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  90. Jules dear to separate bed from desk in studio use a rug and hang it between desk and bed..kind of simple actually or even better an Asian Screen works even better and is visually functional as well..

    Jules are you dumber than a box of rocks?

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  91. EVERYONE thinks she's "the shiniest turd" in the shitpile, I highly doubt anyone holds MR up to some ridiculous standard of being a truly good person; she just looks better in a side-by-side with JA. It would be better to read into positive MR comments and the "team rambo"s in that vein (notice they typically come when she's smacking up JA or actually attempting to do her "job" and rarely at other points) rather than thinking people are totally on her side. I don't think her negatives can be overlooked all that much, and I'm going to believe people are keeping that in mind even when they're finding something positive to say about her or what she does. I think you can dislike someone at their core but not begrudge them the whole "at least they're trying" positive spin. It typically only lasts until the next time they do something stupid that changes your opinion AGAIN - see MR's Obama foolishness for a perfect example.

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  92. 12:26: Indeed. Like "finding god" and reading about "expanding her consciousness", these insomia tips/tricks she already knows and any insight into the solution provided by whatever readers/viewers are left will fall by the wayside.

    Sometimes I feel like she complains about things for the sake of doing so, to try and show the world that yes, she has flaws, and here she is admitting it. In reality though, she doesn't think she has a problem. For as much as she complains about her insomnia, I feel it only becomes a crutch or excuse when she's under pressure or scrutiny. To show the world she can't do it all, she's normal (even though she herself does indeed think she can).

    Otherwise I think she'd mentally write it off as, "well, I'm just so busy with so many projects, it's normal to forgo sleep like this if you're successful or want to be successful!" Not to say she IS, but I don't doubt she'd rationalize many of her changeable behaviors the way she seems to do with everything else in her life. There is always something or someone else to blame.

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  93. Anon @ 12.32: I am with you on that and would like to add that all three of them had their sympathy marked automatically capped simply for becoming part of this farce. All of them were after the easy way to recognition, but unfortunately people do call you out on your inability to deliver. My 2 cents: Get out of it, get a real job or some education for a change and stop producing a simulation of reality that will NEVER happen.

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  94. Why is everyone projecting so much onto the photo posted by Jacob? It's not Julia, and it's not at all related to Julia. I don't think he gives a crap about her or making her feel bad. I've seen nothing in JA's behavior/posting to suggest it has changed since he posted that photo. Seriously, I don't think JA and that photo are related and I can't figure out why people are consumed with discussing it here.

    Also, Mary has posted NOTHING that makes me think she is going rogue tomorrow. I think she wants to also BUT there are no hints on her blog. She's got blog-vapid-Access Hollywood-ish talents and I'm sure she'd leave NS if offered something in that arena. However, again, no evidence is on her blog.

    I think all this guessing about the photo and mary are a tad ridiculous and make us all look bad.

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  95. Oy. Julia just tweeted they're taping six episodes of Too Much Ineffable Weekly today. Taping today and they're still brainstorming for "topics?" Can't wait to see the complete shit show these poorly planned and incredibly boring episodes turn out to be. Does anyone know when their NNN contract is over? Seems like it might be over very soon since they're trying to cram in taping as many shows as possible. DNR. This show was dead from the launch.

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  96. QUESTION - who is this "Robin" you're speaking of in the JL photo? Inquiring minds need to know.

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  97. Total Jing: I agree with you in the sense that sometimes what is really wild speculation on this site is stated with seeming authority or if it's fact instead of theory (or wishful thinking).
    This trio of girls reads to me like a typical grade-school triangle. Three girls hang out, maybe two more popular than the other one. One grabs the most attention (Julia), so the other two become closer (Meghan/Mary). Then one of them blossoms in her own right (Mary) and the other two become jealous and resentful (Julia for being left in the dust/Meg for being the dull one, AGAIN!). Now all that has to happen is for Meghan to strike out on her own or distinguish herself in some way so Julia/Mary can rejoin forces and gang up on her. Maybe they won't invite her to the next Barbie dress-up playtime or their super-secret pajama party. If they get an F on their poster project, they can blame her!
    Eventually everyone grows up and starts high school and many of these childhood friendships fall by the wayside.
    Julia is pegged as a 12 year old? That sounds about right.

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  98. To be perfectly honest, I think people will take the conspiracy theories with a grain of salt, and highly doubt anyone looking to do business with the trio will sit through and read every comment on every post. I don't mind them personally, because I find them humorous, as I'm sure many other people will. They'll simply see such things as "reading too much into things" and nothing more. The existence of and activity on this site alone speaks for itself without people having to wade through dissect resulting comments. Unfortunately, there will always be people and comments here that might 'make "us" look bad', but we're not all one and the same, and I should hope most people with reasoning skills can deduct that.

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  99. *AND dissect, that is. Blerrrrgh. Multitasking.

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  100. Anon@1:16. Robin is JL's gf/fb/one of his oldest friends/whathaveyou. She posted the picture originally, JL reblogged. It's the two of them together.

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  101. Robin Cantrell
    http://rroobbiinn.tumblr.com/
    Talented dancer.

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  102. I'm the poster about the original "Mary is going Rogue!" storyline and I think her most recent post is more evidence.

    "I’m so bored with smiling, posed pictures."

    Obvious dig, as that is pretty much all Poofy's blog consists of.

    Am I reading too much into both of these things?

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  103. c/o Mary:

    Artist (to me): So you want to be dramatic and Julia to be light?
    Me: Well...no. (To Julia) I told her people might like to see you not...
    Julia: Look like a drag queen?
    Me: Yep.

    AWESOME.

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  104. Maybe, but nothing particularly wrong with speculation... which I think is pretty obvious and doesn't really need to be prefaced. All the same though, I'd prefer much LESS speculation because we already know they read here and basically modify their behavior based on what people think will happen or have observed happening. So all I can say, in the words of Granny Baugher is bunnies... let it unfold! ;D

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  105. Worst lipdub/karoke dub ever:

    http://vimeo.com/3450121

    Warning, plug your ears before viewing/listening..

    What are they practing to take over TMI Weekly?

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  106. All the speculation is probably exactly what they want. It makes them seem like mysterious "celebrities" and RBNS is their own personal sicko tabloid. I prefer the humorous, cutting jabs so much more than the "what do you think this means" comments. Because lets face it... these girls expose their idiocy every day, in new and outrageous ways. Do you really think they have the smarts to create some cloaked drama beyond "ME DATE GUY, THEN SHE DATE GUY, THEN I TAKE PICTURE OF GUY. HEE HEE HEE?"

    These maxipad headbands-for-brains ladies are modern day cave women.

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  107. No Modern Day cave Women would have least had the guts to drop kick a Guy for dating the other sister..they cannot even do that..

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  108. Julia not looking like a hot tranny mess?

    This I have to see.

    The best picture I have seen her in is the one with Ben L.

    What the fuck is she trying to hide behind all of that clown paint, fake teeth, nails, hair...?

    If she gave the tranny/clown act a rest just ONE time, my opinion of her would go up significantly.

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  109. Julia's hair, make up, botox, little girl outfits and costumes are a huge mask to conceal her very empty and dysfunctional soul.

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  110. Julia practicing her "what a wonderful surprise" face in the mirror.

    http://www.advocate.com/uploadedImages/ADVOCATE/EDITORIAL/exclusive_detail/200812/MADAME_LEAD.jpg

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  111. Hmm I guess calling out Paul as Meghan finally got Paul the troll to pack up and leave..

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  112. Oh lord that Randi Zuckerberg karaoke video was fucking terrible.

    I'm guessing she had a few voice lessons as a kid and no one ever stopped her from singing from her throat. She is so damn nasal.

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  113. Oh hush, we all suck at karaoke. That's why it's fun. She sings way better than I would.

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  114. I think JA actually looks kinda pretty in her latest post.

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  115. I can't believe I missed all the Lodwick stuff.

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  116. HELLO, READERS? ARE YOU THERE? IT'S ME, JULIA! We are taping six episodes of TMI today and I only received two emails from you about how you, dear readers, cope with insomnia. One of them was an offer for Rolex watches and the other one said I should just watch my own lipdubs to fall asleep. This will not do!! My producer said this was not sufficient intro material to segue a personal anecdote, so I need more reader emails, pretty please!!!! Also, any other ideas for show topics would be welcome as well. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SEE FROM US?????

    What about your favorite hair bows to match your favorite striped spring outfit? Or favorite place to shop for party dresses? Or what about a feature on our favorite party dress rental boutique, the one where you can return the dress with your armpit stains and they don't even mind! Or how about a show on outfits to wear on first dates, especially non traditional dates that don't involve dinner, only drinks at after hours bars? Or how about - is it OK to invite guys over to your place for a first date? Or - what is the accepted time before you can date someone your friend dated and not call it "sloppy seconds." Or how about tips on planning personal photoshoots for your online portfolio?

    The reader with the best show idea will get a FREE MAKEOVER AND HAIRCUT from the ineffable TY HOLBROOK!!!! Just look at Mary's hair.. isn't it amazing?! You can have the same cut, too!!! We may also tape your haircut and use it as a future show on spring makeup and hair trends. I read a lot of magazines and I am very up to date on the latest trends!

    Just between us: readers, I am sort of over TMI and I am glad our contract is only for a few more shows. Coming up with content ideas is SO HARD AND SO MUCH WORK. Really... a lot of behind the scenes work goes into it and you only see about a third of what we work on a daily basis. There are CONFERENCE CALLS and MEETINGS and EDITING and all sorts of other super busy work stuff that goes into just one segment. You really have no idea!!!!

    Anyway readers, please email me your ideas and thoughts ASAP. You have no idea how much I respect and depend on you!!!!! XOXOX BUNNIES!!!!

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  117. is it me or is Time Out NY no longer featuring Julia Allison on its front page?
    Maybe some truth to the losing-her-gig rumor?

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  118. Still here. Waiting for something civilized to respond to.

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  119. Did Somebody Say Crest White Strips?March 3, 2009 at 4:46 PM

    You would think with all that Facebook money, Miss Randi Jayne would go see a goddamned dentist and fix those awful rat teeth. Sorry. It had to be said.

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  120. No, it did not have to be said.

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  121. But we were all thinking it.

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  122. Paul, let's make a deal. We'll say something civilized over here when the ladies of Nonsociety say something civilized on their site.

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  123. well Paul/Meghan posted a picture of a tree yesterday so that was civilized. Boring as hell but civilized.

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  124. She looks like a tranny sailor in that outfit.

    I thought she was going light?

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  125. Pictures of snow covered trees is about as exciting as anything else they post and a lot less creepy than pictures of Julia dressed like a little girl, complete with hair bows. (I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR PROUDLY ON DISPLAY DADDY ISSUES ANYMORE!!!! IT GROSSES ME OUT!!!!) Stick to posting tree pictures, please.

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  126. I wasn't thinking 'She has teethe like a rat,' and frankly that's not the sort of comment a man would make.

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  127. Listen, Paul/Meghanaise, could you please fix the posts on your blog? Mary and Julia seem to understand the secret code (.::) thingy to generate a "more" link. Your posts, however, always get cutoff by the fold and are unreadable! I mean, you're supposed to be the tech-savvy one!

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  128. The only JA funny video:

    http://gawker.com/news/clips/julia-allison-gets-a-parking-ticket-yes-were-sure-248173.php

    Pay attention the face is pre botox..

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  129. Hahahah, Julia's ad at the end of her Lifecast is for dianetics.org.

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  130. Ugh. That's even worse than the cash for gold one. This google-trash does not help...

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  131. Oh, no. I've now lost respect for John Mulaney.

    http://julia.nonsociety.com/post/83102475-0-7

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  132. Oh don't lose respect for him, they were college classmates, so they've known each other for awhile.. but do take note of his pose. I think he's as tired as everyone else. LOL


    http://www.flickr.com/photos/juliaallison/2345192332/

    old school

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  133. Miss Matched, someone posted that the TONY gig would be up in April. Whether that is insider info or fluffy pink hope-dreams remains to be seen. ;-)

    Note to Robin: We don't care about you. Stop posting about yourself here, fameball wannabe.

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  134. LMAO doubt she posted here. A lot of people posted a repeat of a comment made on Gawker about her when the article was first linked.. tryyy reading.

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  135. I did read, fuck face, and not just this post. Hence my comment. I stand by it. Tryyy being less of a smug asshole.

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