Friday, April 3, 2009

Tweets of Greatness

annapoet: @juliaallison - please just SHUTUP.


  1. you forgot this one by same person:

    @MaryRambin I am here - where are you?

  2. I feel sorry for annapoet. She clearly doesn't understand that Juli-oh can't hear the haters.

  3. Can we PLEASE discuss this JAB Tweet?

    '# Had a dream I hooked up with Cynthia Nixon, Ellen DeGeneres, Tyra Banks & Oprah Winfrey. Not together, but ... um ... WHAT!?!?!about 4 hours ago from web'

    First of all: Ew. TMI indeed.
    Also, the 11th base rule does not apply to women and dreams for that matter?
    Finally, so these four represent her aspirations? Smart as the SATC character, funny and witty like Ellen, beautiful like Tyra and, well, deified like Oprah? This ego's going to leave its mortal shell soon, I believe.

  4. ^^^^
    please ignore, didn't see it posted as a comment in the latest post.

  5. JAB's left ear, annapoet probably knows Julia obsessively checks her @juliaallison mentions on twitter.

  6. ericseguy: julia allison radiates a lethal amount of anticharisma

  7. Anon 9:52 -

    Sorry, but, what's "twitter"? I'm waxy and behind the times and some hair. Maybe if you could speak a little louder.

  8. JAB's left ear, oh dear. perhaps an errant bumpit has managed to position itself inside you. that combined with the constant aural abuse caused by the constant braying and excess product seepage has probably contributed to your hearing loss.

    twitter is just the internet version of a party line. lots of jibber jabber about nothing.

  9. JAB's Left EarApril 3, 2009 at 1:12 PM

    Anon 11:40 -

    Jibber jabber about nothing, huh? Well that's sometime I'm intimately familiar with.

  10. JAB's Left EarApril 3, 2009 at 1:14 PM


    ahh...something! Not sometime. It's tough to type as an ear.