Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Mary: Racing Back to NYC


Let's think up funny captions for this photo, shall we? Jackles loves a caption contest!

I am not clever at these sorts of things and to me, Rambo looks like she's about to vomit at the thought of a lot more up-close-and-personal time with her frenemy in the weeks to come, but I have been accused of being too kind and generous to Mary, so I'll leave it with our fine RBNS commenters.

41 comments:

  1. "Aw, fuck. I'm going to need a LOT of drinks before listening to that braying bitch again."

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  2. "Oh Jeebus, where the hell did I put my Valium?"

    alternatively

    "Oh Jeebus the Great, how am I gonna get out of seeing Toolia. Should I change my phone number?"

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  3. Oh Fuck I have to babysit Megahnaise again..eww

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  4. So far your captions are stale and obvious.

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  5. This morning I woke up and thought to myself, “I want to wear a jumper.”

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  6. Paul, we await your contribution with interest...stun us with your British witticisms.

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  7. Yes Paul, have a go. Maybe it will be one of those HILARIOUS mathematical comments you always make. Those are always so side-splitting.

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  8. Yes Paul, I mean scary Mary have a go :)

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  9. "Meghan just told me my brain is all wrinkly. Botox to the rescue!"

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  10. How come when Julia shifts shit it always smells like shit?

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  11. "In the name of the Father, Son, and the Holy Toolia."

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  12. Caption contests don't really work here, do they?

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  13. I have to adlib and nod in a 3 min segment tomorrow AND teach a spin class next week! Ahhhh! The stress! Where's my gay soothsayer to make it all better?! I works hard!

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  14. @Total Jing: "Bless me, Isaac Mizrahi, for I have sinned."

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  15. Julia don't go away mad just Fuck go away..brought to you by Motley Crue

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  16. At 9:57
    "Hail Meganaise, full of yolk"

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  17. In Paul's defense, he is right.

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  18. David Bowie: The Blueprint Cleanse Years

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  19. "Thinking about politics is just too painful.".

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  20. "The shifting paradigms are making my head feel all icky."

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  21. Just Don't stop believing Julia? If I hear that song one more time you getting a shot gun up the ass

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  22. I am amazed by Mary's fashion sense. No matter what, her outfits look like something my 60-year old suburban mom wears.

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  23. Dear God, are you there? I can't take it anymore!!!! WHEN are these fools going rid us of themselves? Please, cockroach girls, please...go away....NOBODY likes you. Your business sucks. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

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  24. Shit, I just broke the heel of my YSLs running to catch the train.

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  25. "My name is 'MarMar', I put 'em on as a shocker,
    Man, I love... these Blu Blockers!"

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  26. Why does no man want to give me a love child?

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  27. "Fuck, why do I have to take Lilly to the vet while Julia blogs about it? Isn't that what we have interns for?"

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  28. 10:08, 10:10 and 10:15. The funney. You haz brought it.

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  29. "When I think of Toolia, I touch myself."

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  30. "Okay. I can do this. Rhymes with Paul. Come on Mary. You can do this ... come on ... oh fuck it.".

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  31. " ... come on ... come ... on ... something ... that rhymes ... with Paul ... come on ... oh Jesus .. fuck me ... come on ... "

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  32. "Dick! No. Wait. That's not it. That doesn't rhyme at all ... wait ... what was that? That last thing I said .... come on ... what the fuck ... what was it ..."

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  33. ``Wait, wait ... $60,000 divided by three ... that's ... but ...''

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  34. "George Michael called, he wants his sunglasses back"

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  35. @Anon 11:21PM

    I totally was going to do that one, but I couldn't pull it off. Good job!

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  36. Did she borrow that blazer from Adrien; the real-life Beverly Leslie??

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  37. "Wait, wait ... $60,000 divided by three ... that's ... but ..."

    ^winner!

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  38. Foolia ... rhymes with Paulia ... I can haz the vodka?

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  39. Boozy bitch blames Botox on brainfreeze.

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  40. Going to work earns you?...[5 letters]

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