Sunday, April 5, 2009

I. Want. To. Go. To. There.


Here is my beloved in a mythical land of mountainous spray paints, and not at all a part of our normal time space continuum. She has magickal powers beyond imagination. I love her.

Of course it does, my beloved Space Princess. Everything. Always. Is. About. You. Forever. Nom. Nom.

21 comments:

  1. There are plenty of places in NYC and the boroughs that are full of graffiti like this (actually, much better) that JA would never visit but this is European graffiti so I guess it's a ok.

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  2. A few things.

    That series of photos taken at Legoland is beguilingly dull. Failing 'lifecast', much?

    Get up and out of your cocoon, into the city you claim to love - I'm talking about New York, and I'm also talking about those parts of it beyond 72nd Street and across the East River - and check out the street art and the life that inspires it.

    Also, www.baugher.tumblr.com

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  3. The Danish Blue Steel. Dear God.

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  4. Heh! Anonys 8:59 and 9:01: This graffiti here is pretty tame. I'm no NYC'er but but i can tell you that the work in train tunnels heading out of the city is better than this.

    If this illustrates anything it is that:

    A) Jackles is no New Yorker by any definition;

    B) Jackles is totally and utterly culturally bereft;

    C) Jackles is totally clueless if she thinks under any circumstances that second photo illustrates "JA";

    D) Krystal got her new job by being a total sycophant.

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  5. The J I see, but the A??? Rather looks like a giant J followed by something that had an unfortunate encounter with a giant hammer.
    What's the purpose of this, gaining street cred? Good luck with that.

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  6. Once again ZERO coverage from Jackles of the OH so important conference they are attending, other than poorly shot iphone pictures of their powerpoint presentation that looks like it was made circa 1999. I also love that the image on the cover page of the powerpoint was a picture of them they had taken the day before upon arriving in Denmark, just another indicator of what an "honor" this must be for JA to have quickly and poorly thrown together that slide show.

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  7. Julia's fashion is trapped in 1990

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  8. Julia Allison the Vanilla Ice of Fashion in any Century

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  9. Oh, Christ! I love imagine Jules and Krystal trying to decipher "tags." Yes, JA, despite there being like eighteen overlapping letters, it does say JA. And your Denmark homeboy fan had was gracious enough to do it up in pink.

    I imagine Megs, Jules, and Krys stumbling upon this wall. Krys is wearing the perfect pink matching sweater. Jules makes her take the sweater off so that she may post in perfectly matched ensemble. Krys is left in camisole in pouring denmark rain.

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  10. WOW. Just FYI. Jacy deleted posts. Classy, J.

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  11. Gotta love it when JA stands in front of some Danish graffiti hooks her thumbs into her pockets and goes all street like that. What a rock chick! God this woman is complex.

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  12. Where those jeans spray painted on? She must be in pain when she sits down.

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  13. ...and what is up with this ensemble? Black tights with a spring/summer dress? And those god awful clunky black shoes?

    http://17.media.tumblr.com/NB8YioMLilwviw7p1KTcoXR9o1_r1_500.jpg

    Nice attempt to hide the growing booty, Julia.

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  14. What were they, 1:26?

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  15. Anon 2:47: Yes, there seems to be a growing collection now of shots with JABa pulling her skirt to the side to hide her ass. It's quite funny. One can only imagine how long it took her in mirror poses to figure that one out. But then, to actually, repeatedly do it? Insane. Srsly. Who does that? (Aside from precocious 7 year olds that is.)

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  16. The only one I can tell that was deleted was a quote from Barack Obama... that's it. I don't see that as a big deal.

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  17. Ha! I love how she does the curtsy skirt pull. It looks like something a Disney Princess does before her prince. She thinks this makes her look good but, alas, it looks contrived, awkward and silly.

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  18. Russian Girl also posted a picture of JA from the lingerie shoot and said "Poofy look good here" or something. That post was deleted, too.

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  19. The Barak Obama post is below this one and clearly visible. Nothing was deleted that I can see.

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  20. Why wear hooker-boots over jeans? I thought that fad had passed? Oh, maybe it has, since Julia Allison is sticking to it.

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  21. Anonymous said...
    WOW. Just FYI. Jacy deleted posts. Classy, J.
    April 5, 2009 1:26 PM


    No, Trash Can. What happened was that COMMENTS were deleted. One supposes that we all know the difference between a comment and a post here. Oui?? Non??

    Let me explain -- a POST is what I am commenting on RIGHT NOW!

    Whoa, right?

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