Saturday, April 4, 2009

Julia: A Suggestion From The Crowd

Since Jackles is always soliciting readers for ideas, and because she so loves to pretend that content entails posting a series of "deep thoughts" that always pertain somehow to her and her imagined fame, I thought this is one she might want to post on her blog:

Barack Obama, at a French town hall this week.


You're welcome, Jackles!

40 comments:

  1. But Jacy! Jackles does not know what the word "you" even means. She loves the word "me" to the exclusion of all others -- barring the "in" words she thinks make her look intelligent. INEFFABLE!

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  2. This is funny ... the woman whose ass she used to kiss assailing Michelle Obama's "prom-girl" fashions after Jackles raved on and on about them.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bonnie-fuller/michelle-obamas-first-fas_b_182362.html

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  3. BulimicsDoItBetterApril 4, 2009 at 11:57 AM

    Has anyone noticed that they didn't change the light box feature on Mary's blog?? God, Jankles is a more unprofessional vindictive bitch with each passing day.

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  4. @11:57 AM

    The funny things is, from a programming perspective, it should be very easy to make a style change to one blog (e.g. Julia's) propagate to other blogs. In fact, it might actually cost more time and money to have a programmer explicitly leave Mary's blog in its broken state!

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  5. Knowing her online personality, she might indeed post this and then say "Btw, I could have written this for him, had things taken a slightly different turn some years ago" in a repetition of the delusional comments from January this year. Remember, people? SHE COULD HAVE BEEN IN THE WHITE HOUSE BY NOW, PEOPLE!

    http://gawker.com/5138512/julia-allison-could-have-been-in-the-white-house-by-now

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  6. Fran,

    Come on now, Julia would have made an excellent addition to the White House team. Hell, she is even ghosting them on their overseas travels. In an official capacity, I could totally see her doing a Blue Steel and pressing her crotch into the Queen while Michelle Obama grimaces in horror.

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  7. I was thinking the only way she could get into Whitehouse as a b* s*cking intern..

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  8. Hahahahah DYING. Yes, her "Sliding Doors" moment wherein, if only she'd just chosen another path, she could have been his SPEECHWRITER! I could juuust see it.. full of anecdotes and mememememememe. NOT.

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  9. On the chance of sounding overly mean, I sometimes wonder if the real "sliding doors" moment in her life was when she ran headfirst into a glass door as an adolescent.
    This would at least provide a medical explanation (long-term effects of a severe concussion) for some of the craziness that could actually be remedied, if I (void of any medical expertise) am not compeletely wrong.

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  10. Jackles tipped her hand yet again when she mistakenly wrote "Part of MY World." Sklar called her out on that and not-so-gently reminded her the song is "Part of Your World."
    So funny.

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  11. The "Sliding Doors" reference was odd. I've seen and happen to like that movie, but the main character didn't choose a path that changed her life. There was a random event that lead to the resulting chain of events, for the purpose of illustrating how one seemingly insignificant occurrence can change the course of someone's life for better or for worse. When she referenced it she was talking about being in the right place at the right time with the right 'credentials' or something to that effect. But then, didn't she basically get run out of DC thanks to her myriad of scandals there? I fail to see how things would be any different if she'd kept on that path with the same personality and attitude. It just would have been a different type of trainwreck, and much less-publicized (it's DC, not NYC and she couldn't be famewhoring so hard with any idea of a career in politics in mind). It's almost as if she didn't even understand the movie.

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  12. My favorite comment on that Gawker post Fran just linked to:

    "If only Julia had little black bunny whiskers drawn on her face, I could shoot her with my hunting rifle and make wabbit stew."

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  13. From Julia's treatise about Lunch.com:

    "In real life, there are no constraints to what you can have an opinion about - why should there be any online?"

    Translation: "As long as it's not a super mean opinion about me, like that pointless bully site personratings.com!"

    Make up your mind, you bipolar biddy. Is it okay to express opinions on the intarwebs or not?

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  14. Julia's a moron. There are dozens of sites like Lunch.com. You'd think the internet business expert she is now trying to pass herself off as being would know this.

    I'm sure that Lunch.com's founder being attractive has nothing to do with it.

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  15. New Trier CringesApril 4, 2009 at 2:35 PM

    so, someone was rambling on about Flickr the other day, so I went to look at Julia's photos...lots and lots of "cupcakes are Me and I'm a cute starlet" type. Then, I saw some old photos from her early days of Gawker notoriety---
    "I'm in St. Barth's!" and there is a photo posted of her special friend, Stelios.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/juliaallison/389600101/in/set-72157594534601024/

    Ummmm...shouldn't that be Sir Stelios?? As a frequent NY- Euro traveler, I can ID him as EasyJet founder and owner of EasyGroup. He prefers to go by one name, like Cher, Madonna, and Jesus. In fact, I once ran into him at Luton Airport on the tarmac and told him what a great low-cost airline he had. Does Julia Allison really have a few shreds of discretion in her? did she actually NOT trumpet her connection to an aviation billionaire? and Hottie!? bachelor!!

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  16. She wouldn't dare. He's attractive enough (er, rich enough) for her to be posing in a harmless photo on her photo. The "by association" from this is just fine. But she will NEVER imply that someone she doesn't approve of physically is anything more than just an acquaintance who could potentially/does give her things or access to things. That sort of privilege is reserve from attractive yogi-billis like Dan Loeb, or attractive opinion site founders (who aren't like that super rude, anyone-can-post-anonymously PEOPLERATING site) like the Lunch.com guy.

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  17. I read this little poem today and it really reminded me of Julia. Thought I'd share it with you all.

    All I Ask

    All I ask is that she feel gently towards me
    when my heart feels kindly towards her,
    and there shall be the soft, soft tremor as of
    unheard bells between us.
    It is all I ask.
    I am so tired of violent women lashing out and insisting on being loved, when there is no love in them.

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  18. Remember when Julia asked what to wear to the hockey game?!

    I think she already knew the answer :

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/juliaallison/399564891/in/photostream/

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  19. JA-Future Lonely Cat Lady, She's HAPPY!April 4, 2009 at 4:58 PM

    Laura's poem---wow, thanks for sharing!

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  20. Anyone else having problems trying to get onto Mary's page at nonsociety?

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  21. 5:36, it's still accessible to me but with old skool lightboxes.

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  22. Reposting from personratings:


    Piper 04/04/2009 04:33 PM

    Julia used to be on her way to the top -- her job with Star Magazine and exposure on Gawker got her name and byline in NYMag -- and made her a name in the city, although she was never really the girl-about-town she hoped to be. The main reason Julia is horrible -- the main reason -- is that she pretends she does not deserve scrutiny when just a year ago she was making six figures as an entertainment pundit on cable networks. She wrote about Lindsay Lohan instead of media or politics. She has since become the Britney Spears of the online media community. Julia's "haters" are writers, journalists and professionals who are working their way to the top and are bothered by the example set by this narcissistic woman. She has no fan base or Nonsociety audience except for her detractors. She is a plagiarist. She pissed off Arianna Huffington and burned all her Georgetown connections. She is a joke in NYC media circles -- no really, even the homely ones make fun of you, Julia! She recently lost her writing gig after she threw away opportunity after opportunity, disregarding basic editorial guidelines like brainstorming and work counts, and carelessly let deadlines go by. Her blog is spit on your cupcake. Insane bipolar shit. She'll pretend she aspires to be like Nora Ephron, but she has no convictions. She is a condescending liar. She treats her friends and lovers terribly. Two words: Mary Rambin. Jakob Lodwick. She's pissed off the people who once defended her and is too oblivious to realize it. And she led on her fiance for months even as she admits (in the NY Daily News! Seriously!) that she only accepted his proposal because she wanted a diamond ring. She is so desperate to get her name out there that she enthusiastically offered her name to this story. Julia Allison Baugher could very easily have not brought up the personratings site -- instead, she directed her critics and people who know right here over here.

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  23. They didn't fix Mary's site because she's leaving.

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  24. Who is this mysterious "they"? Does NS have a team of semi-professional webdesigners? Where do they come from? Who pays them? NNN or whatever this TMI producing shack is called?

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  25. HOLY SHIT, I wonder when this was taken:
    http://wwjad.tumblr.com/post/93006155
    Her early days in NYC? It's proof that
    1. She never drinks.
    2. She's not a hoe.
    3. She dislikes finance-types.

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  26. http://gawker.com/news/top/gawker-pinup-gallery-julia-allison-and-brooke-parkhurst-236629.php

    merry christmas, 8:49

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  27. even better, sklar handing her ass to her on a platter in this IM conversation (that references the shoot as well as highlights julia's raging hypocrisy)

    http://gawker.com/news/catfights/obama-girl-video-destroying-hot-female-friendships-279296.php

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  28. Tag denne forfærdelige kvinde ud af mit land!

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  29. Dansk,

    Deres land inviteret hende. Hun blev født i Amerika, men opfordrede til Danmark! Hold hende.

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  30. I don't want to whine, but when is the next Jack the Bulldog installment happening?

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  31. I just realized that Mary is a total fag hag. Now she is hanging out with other gay dudes! What is up with that? Nothing against gays obvs, but that makes her even more annoying

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  32. I find no words! She's trying to immitate the cover of the magazine eating the icecream! SO LAME, SHE IS SO LAME!!!

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  33. "international hacker", "media personality", "head of creative"

    Are these really the job titles of today? So sad, and inefficient; I propose just one title, "bullshit artist." Let's try it out:

    "With the Bullshit Artist for LEGOland, Lars!"

    "With Pablos, a Bullshit Artist (who spoke at the conference as well), and Krystal, in the LEGO museum."

    "Julia Allison, 28, a New York columnist and Bullshit Artist, had even stronger words for the site."

    I dunno, works for me.

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  34. Can we tattoo that quote on her forehead? Please tell me we can.

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  35. What's up with all the "photo credit: me"? On a real website, you credit the photos that *aren't* taken by you.

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  36. "Despite my embarrassing devotion to self-improvement and a fondness for makeovers that rivals Tyra Banks, I've always disliked dating-reformation shows.

    The hosts tend to be irritating, obsequious and bland, while the so-called "relationship experts" seem more interested in looking good on camera, spewing one-size-fits-all clichés..."

    From blog.juliaallison.com/2006/05

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  37. THATMOTHERFUKINGCUNTCUNTYCRAPHEADBITCHFROMHELL. I am from Australia and if that little bitch thinks that she might even have a chance to be ANYTHING like Mary (not that one), then I am done. DONE DONE DONE. Tell that BITCH to shutup - yes, I have told her before ;0 ... to SHUTUP that is ;0

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  38. @ Anon 5:30. Haha. I'm from Australia too, and thought the exact same thing.

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  39. Nice to see other Aussies getting up in this scrag!

    Maybe it's already been noted, but the new www.baugher.tumblr.com is a good one (although, they always are).

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  40. That Obama is so lazy. Look at him galavanting around Europe all week. Get down to work!

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