GOING TO LEGO LAND IN LIKE 20 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Colorless LEGOS at the front of the LEGO museum.
I often talk about my poor cousin Bogdan who get kicked in head by cow and sometimes eat his own snot from nose. Poor Poofy. She resemble him more and more these days.
I feel for her. What go on in her head? Is she regress? Is she wanting to live in Barbie Dream House and play with dolls and pretend that her life not in shitter?
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her shoes. dear god look at her shoes. she's at lego land in, what looks like, 3 inch heels.
ReplyDeleteridiculousungratefullazyandjustplainstupid.com
Also, even without the light boxes, their horizontally scrolling mess still sucks a fuck.
ReplyDeleteSex & The City and Barbie-obsessed JA getting excited about LEGO Land? Am I the only one that questioned this? I think this is yet again another field trip "for the boys". Next, I want her to locate and visit a G.I. Joe museum or convention; her legit interest in that would be about equal to this. Call her, guys!
ReplyDeleteGo one, Melissa Sue. Every now and again it's worth making it a point of public record that their site is one of the worst out there.
ReplyDeleteNo, but really. Their site seriously does suck ass.
ReplyDeletedoes meghan only own that one pair of hideous chanel boots?
ReplyDeleteFrom Julia's screed about Lunch.com:
ReplyDelete"In other words, you can review ANYTHING - from a nail-polish to a song (not just an album!) to a speech to a cupcake."
@Anon 7:28 AM
ReplyDeleteDon't you know, those shoes will take you from the grocery store to the stripper pole, and, now, apparently to Legoland. So versatile!
sounds like you are a fan of JA's article coverage of strippers several years ago..
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Sorry guys. Can't agree. I'm 25 and LOVE Legoland AND Disneyland.
ReplyDeleteWait... so a ratings website like lunch.com is OK but personratings.com isn't OK according to Julia Allison's twisted logic?
ReplyDeleteBut doesn't lunch.com allow an "excess of opinions???"
I understand, 10.22, and I think the fact of someone liking these amusement parks is not the problem here. I think no one would make fun of her if it was felt that she GENUINELY liked this stuff. Alone the way she chose to dress for the occasion indicates that in fact she does not, because who wears such a dress and heels to a family amusement park? Highly impractical and suggesting that she's probably rather attend some hot Copenhagen fashion designer's soiree or something along these lines. Again. How can you say you love this stuff and have your dress screaming "I'd rather be somewhere else" at the same time?!
ReplyDeleteJames: And I'm sure it can be libelous as well speak better of one cupcake outlet than the other, which, not being internet celebrities, could be seriously harmed by Julia Allison and her millions of fans rating it into oblivion. Oh wait, something sounds not quite right here.
ReplyDeleteOn a completely unrelated (to anything) note- Is it sad that I was chatting with someone from Omsk on Omegle- and my first reaction was "OMG- Do you know Russian Girl?" I think I need a RBNS vacation. Now if only JA would stop doing things so snark worthy.
ReplyDeleteJulai Allison это просто глупый осел пронзительный
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ReplyDeleteShe's posted entirely too much on the Legoland trip with absolutely no authentic attachment to the product or brand. It's obvious to me that she's doing this for a story or sponsor $$ or something...the whole trip just reeks of it. She's dressed to look pretty for film, not enjoy legoland.
ReplyDeleteTo expand on that, TJ....Looking through all her posts on LEGOland, it felt so empty. And that's what makes her Julia Allison. Everything is empty. People go to places like this to have fun. Julia goes in 4 inch heels and blogs the whole time. Did she actually enjoy a single thing there, or did she do it all to blog it? I don't know how people don't punch her when they go to events and attractions with her.
ReplyDeleteCan she even engage with the real world without hiding behind her laptop or detaching herself through constant tweeting etc.?
ReplyDeleteI wonder what would happen if one were to confiscate all her gadgets, ban photographing and filming for the entire day as well as "postmortems" and tell her to simply enjoy herself and the moment. In my imagination this would cause a meltdown.
UGH and i'm sure this has been brought up before, but one of the more disrespectful things she does that really gets to me is how she NEVER, EVER credits photos and graphic images. yet she writes under her OWN photos, "Photo Credit: Me."
ReplyDeleteshe's no idiot, she knows this is backward; if you don't credit something in a blog, it's a GIVEN that you took the photo. and you are supposed to rightfully credit the person/artist that you stole from.
She pulls quotes without crediting sources too.
ReplyDeleteShe's working, not playing, in the legoland post.
And, Julia, as a journalist you should no be seen in the same outfits more than 2-3 times by your own admission. We've seen that red DVF dress like 8,000,000 times.
ReplyDeleteSA, as a graphic designer, that REALLY bothers me too. she should know better. and recently she stole that photo for her "big spring clean" and then put her name on the image as if it was hers! so unprofessional. i can't remember where the original image was from but i hope someone alerted that company so they could take action against her. i bet if someone julia's "work" she'd be all up in arms.
ReplyDeleteWhy the fuck do we care that you took a photo of the Lego logo? That's like taking a picture of pepsi can. http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/92921075-0-1
ReplyDeleteInstead of crediting yourself or taking a picture of a logo, why don't you explain to the readers why you are providing free advertising for lego?
Why is she even bothering to "credit" that photo when everyone would already know she took it? If she's not in it, it's safe to assume that, for once, she's gone behind the lens. Girl is silly.
ReplyDeleteTotal Jing - after seeing the photos I wondered if she deliberately picked the red dress because it matched the red Lego logo. More attention, maybe froim the Lego people etc.
ReplyDeleteEven Krystal Burger was dressed sanely - jeans, sweater, flats. I'm thinking Julia is sticking with the black tights and stilettos because they make her look slimmer than jeans would.
i'd @juliaalison her a suggestion on what lego stuff i'd like her to do, but that would be vulgar/disrespectful to lego.
ReplyDeletetotal jing, i tip my hat to you. you were TOTALLY RIGHT about the legoland "fun trip" thing.
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