Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Yulia: Look who she bring Legos home to!!!!!

@mattwhitemusic - you owe me $17.50 for the 328 texts you sent me while I was in Europe! Don't think I won't bill you. ;)

So is this more attempt by Poofy to tell universe (including wife of the hot guy from Dude, Have You Seen My Automobile?) that a boy like her?

Ah, I remember the good old days. Remember them? When a boy like a girl and the girl like a boy and THEY KEEP THAT SHIT TO THEMSELVES?!?!?!?!?!?!

Update:

@LevenRambin - hi bunny, just got your text ... I'm so, so so sooo exhausted. I wish you were staying longer so we could hang!!! Miss you.

Now she pretend that the actress sister of Rambo not do you-know-what with the one who does not wear the deodorants. Oh, Poofy. You cannot play these games with the Internets. WE REMEMBER!

32 comments:

  1. Russian Girl, I also remember you posting a photo of Julia in lingerie and complimenting her. Then it disappeared.

    The internets. We remember.

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  2. She is sooooo tired. Legoland and taking pictures in airports and staring at hotel carpeting....soooo exhausting!

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  3. Dear Poofy (at 12:56) --

    I honestly don't remember that happening. But I was probs drunk.

    Get some sleep, bunnies!!!

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  4. Can these people not email or text or even pick up the phone and call each other privately?
    Must everything be Twittered? Craziness.

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  5. Leven texts. Matt White texts. Julia tweets.

    One of these things is not like the others. Hint: Which one is public? Which one follows the old adage, "If a text message gets sent privately, and my 8,000+ followers aren't aware of it, it was never really sent!!"?

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  6. priceless trainwrecks.

    Please read. Enjoy!

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  7. Gwyneth's Inner AspectApril 8, 2009 at 2:00 AM

    Ugh. It must be publicly tweeted if it indicates that a) a famous(ish) person has contacted her, or b) a male has paid her some attention.

    Also, slightly OT, I know, but remember last week when Julia posted that iJustine video.. and a bit before that when she posted about Brigitte Dale?

    I just realized: Julian had never heard of either of these well-known video bloggers before they got nominated for Streamies. Which pretty much means that when she started her "company" she didn't even bother to Google "video bloggers."

    In fact, until the Streamies popped up, she probably literally believed she was the world's first video blogger. And was probably startled not to have been honored with a Streamy for inventing the genre.

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  8. Gwyneth's Inner AspectApril 8, 2009 at 2:06 AM

    sorry about those typos... it's late

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  9. LOL of the year:

    http://mary.nonsociety.com/lifecast/94080481-0-4

    Mary still uses Internet Explorer.

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  10. Anon 1:16 -- Thank you for pointing this out! Julia has a total inability to keep private things private, and then yells at the rebloggers for investigating too much into her life.

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  11. It's so junior high. "Look who I am friends with you guys!!!!11111 Omg we are soooooooooooo close. I am SO. POPULAR." It's nauseating.

    I swear I'm going to just start post @ replies to famous people full of giggling requests to stop texting and calling me.

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  12. Gwyneth's Inner Aspect - I think you're right! LOL!

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  13. My bf would kill me if I posted the # of texts he sent. This is why Jules will never settle down. She's always on search for contact (even if minimal) with the most famous, most accomplished, most beautiful, most founder friend/romantic companion. Faux celebrity is more important to her than any real relatinship. Sad, sad.

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  14. 328 texts in one week? That would break down to an average of 46 texts per day. No way.

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  15. What I meant to say was: If you make thing up, be reasonable.

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  16. Heh... Leven's twitter is full of tweets to actual celebrities/celebrity events because *actually* knows them. It makes Julia look all the more pathetic in comparison. Plus, I think her tweet to her was a total passive aggressive swipe at Mary. Where's the love/miss you for her business partner/sister??
    http://twitter.com/levenrambin

    Julia's latest stalkee is just more evidence for the big blow off a la Alexander Marquardt, Kevin Rose, Ed Westwick and about a gajillion other guys.

    Julia Alllison - when you live out your love live in the public space, you also live your rejections in the public space.

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  17. That tweet to Matt White was a total pathetico move. He's updated his twitter exactly four times, so it's not exactly like he's using it as a communication tool, unlike his grossly exaggerated number of texts to Julia (which probably was more like 2, but that Julia - she's SO FUNNY GUYS!!!. Hyperbole is hilar!!!)

    Also curious that "Legally Bland" dropped in the previous thread at about the same time Julia got home and started tweeting from the web. Hmm...

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  18. Nooo, let's not go there again. Things were so nice and peaceful over the last couple of days.

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  19. I just don't get why she can't txt them back? Why does she constantly have to announce/make clear/point out that she knows so-and-so? It's just so tacky. If I were a famous person and she name dropped me everytime I glanced her way I would feel disgusted and used.

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  20. Someone totally called it re: Julia Baugher coming home and complaining of being SO. SO. exhausted. Yeah, international travel is tiring, but what did she even DO in London besides go out to eat and take a picture of a fence? Seems like a completely wasted leg of her trip to me. Dadsers and/or Nonsociety "investors" must be so happy that Julia spends her money so wisely! And that is the biggest mystery... HOW does Julia and especially Mary afford their many many airfares? Are they just in massive credit card debt?

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  21. LOL partypants we all know by now she is beyond desperate. Basically, if it isn't tweeted, lifecasted, blerghed, wtfever, it truly hasn't happened and Julia's self-esteem is a little lower for it. Her ridiculous sycophantism to celebs is more about her than anything else - if they respond, she's "in", if they don't, she will get her revenge for the slight. She always throws out the tweets because she thinks she's so ~*beautiful*~ (she's only average due to her personality having LONG SINCE degraded any attractiveness she may have left) and she'll 110% get a response. It rarely happens, and when it does, she can hardly contain herself. I'd honestly have the tiniest bit more respect for her if she kept up her desperate tweets, but more often than not she'll go back and delete them as if she never "put it out there" in the first place, muuuuch like her lifecasts. Amazing that someone noted her Michael-related posts were all deleted, I'd mistaken those as being about Alex, but now I completely get it. Michael was the love she lost and cares deeply enough about to not mention it because it actually hurts her. Her reflections on other exes, however, are free game because her 'love' in most of those instances was superficial or at least not as deep as with Michael who has COMPLETELY cut her off and out of his life, when he was seemingly too good for her anyway. She just fucked up with a good guy and still hasn't gotten over it, she'd have a one in a billion chance to get someone like that again, particularly in her current state. It'll hang over whatever 'relationships' she has in the future forever. Oh, wail!

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  22. Usually a legit con will hack up the airfare and a night in a hotel if you are a headline speaker. If you are representing a corp they will sometimes pay for your attendance. But it's pretty barebones; I mean, it's basically just a flight and a bed, that's it. They don't provide hair extension artists or food, or a neverending carousel of pink outfits etc.

    Sometimes they don't provide anything, you're invited and it's up to you to get there.

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  23. I have been puzzled by that too, Mean Girl. Given what she seems to be making, her travelling and entire lifestyle should be impossible to sustain unless there are donors in the background.
    She also seems to be even more out of touch with reality than usual when it comes to these things, calling spending around $ 220 per night in this London hotel "reasonable" and contemplating sharing the cost for a personal trainer with Krystal. London is expensive, but there are acceptable tiny bedrooms to be had for much less.
    The personal trainer idea made me laugh, by the way. Way to live on a budget. Why not simply make a deal with some friends to work out together on a regular basis if she has problems to motivate herself which I can perfectly relate to. I understand there is a gym in her appartment building. But no, it always has to be a size larger.

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  24. Fran, exactly. She has said there is a gym in her building, and also likes to point out her proximity to the park. Two perfectly free options for walking her dog, jogging, or - more her pre-school mental speed - playing on the monkey bars in a dress.

    But nope, it's *** THE JULIA SHOW STARRING JULIA ALLISON *** so it has to be Bigger. Better. Pinker.

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  25. Fran, partypants - Julia has heard your cries and is responding accordingly!

    "Good morning! Woke up with a headache, now trying to motivate for this "gym" thing I hear people go to in the AM.
    13 minutes ago from web"

    Julia Allison is up, awake (but not without a whiny complaint!) and going to the gym all before NOON! Why, it's a Christmas miracle!

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  26. @Mean Girl: She's somewhat awake and *talking* about going to the gym before noon. I'll believe it when I see 13 faux-ga pose pictures of it on her snoozecast.

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  27. Smokey, you mean her... "LIE-CAST"!!!111 lol omg I am soooooo. funny.

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  28. FAUXGA and LIECAST for the mothereffin win. lmao

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  29. Faux-ga!! Ha ha ha. Bingo square to you, Smokey, for creating a funny new word, something that Julia attempts and fails miserably at on a weekly basis.

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  30. Gwyneth's Inner AspectApril 8, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    I like "lie-cast" very much, but am just not getting "faux-ga." SOmeone take pity and explain?

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  31. Faux-ga = Yoga. Julia was crushing on a tech guy/yoga enthusiast a few months ago and posted some rather embarrassing photos of herself doing what she thought were yoga poses in the mirror.

    http://julia.nonsociety.com/post/75092809-0-8-gym-1

    This guy was the same guy who she got a private plane ride home from Davos and posted pictures of said plane ride, which were later taken down. I think he was married/recently divorced or something like that. Predictably pathetic behavior.

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