Thursday, April 2, 2009

Krystal: The Rambo Replacement?



UPDATED: Now with further Rambo-replacement evidence!

Jackles Tweets:


In Arhus, for NEXT no. 6 (the Nordic Exceptional Trendshop), about to present with @krystalk & @meghanasha!"



This makes sense. Must have been Krystal, then, who spent 90 minutes on this site overnight, boning up on what she needs to know -- and what comments she needs to leave -- before she takes over from Mary as the new Nonsociety blonde! Because Jackles NEVER reads RBNS. She said so!

125 comments:

  1. Umm, Krystal has a degree in Finance. I don't understand what she could contribute to this conference?

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  2. as a european i am wondering whether ja knows what the pose she chose is associated with in many parts here: a working girl awaiting punters. ah, cultural difference.

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  3. You guys are a little too full of yourselves. It's like the pot is calling the kettle black now.

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  4. Pot calling kettle black? How so? Do you think we don't fully admit reading her blog?

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  5. so now they are going to pretend mary never existed? nice.

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  6. I seriously don't get her relevance here. Aside from being mentioned a handful of times as a former roommate and planning the NY leg of the party (supposedly), she has never been mentioned with NS. It's very odd that she's "presenting" as opposed to just going with them/sitting in the audience supporting them. Maybe she's a product showgirl for them, like on QVC or The Price is Right. For what product though, I wouldn't be sure.

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  7. Hoors, all of them. That's what is going on here..

    Run for your life Rambo!

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  8. just look at the picture, it tells it all. the new blonde at the feet of the madame of this establishment, right where the previous blonde was meant to but refused to be. this may not be a purposeful installation, but it illustrates the internal hacking order nicely. a new lapdog for the hag while the other one is somewhat there yet not fully part of the arrangement. maybe meghan, who still fails to win any sympathy from my part, should have regarded the abandoned bike as a hint from the universe to get the hell away from the hag and the new girl in town.

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  9. Playing the part of Mary Rambin today, will be Krystal K.

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  10. That's probably Jowlia's bike. She's probably returning some panties after this photo shoot.

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  11. Mary is back to wearing TENTS! Livin' la viva burka!

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  12. Three boobs and a bike

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  13. Krystal doesn't look as good in orange as Mary.

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  14. Krystal Burger should be a good friend to Julia and let her know that those stretchy Juicy tracksuits give her a "stuffed sausage" look and are not the most flattering thing on her. She looks like a retiree living at Del Boca Vista.

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  15. Anon 7:22 - come here and bash away but before you do, can you actually DEFEND Julia? Can you say something supportive of her? Anything at all?

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  16. Krystal? I thought that was Ann Coulter's (much) older sister, who never learned the virtues of taking care of one's looks.

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  17. I wonder how much in gift cards Jaba got for the bike?

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  18. Julia is apparently using that oh so classy and professional tourist picture of them in front of the mermaid statue as the first slide of their presentation for the conference... Krystal Burger included on the first slide. Mary - be so so glad you got out of that sinking ship. I don't know what's more pathetic... Julia trotting out her dead horse of a business or Krystal Burger willingly jumping on the dead horse. Sad sad sad.

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  19. While Mary makes the stupid mistake of spelling "appetizing" as "appetising," her blog is still about 100% better than Julia's "My Class Trip To Europe" blog. Mary actually posts some HELPFUL food videos, recipes and makes food a regular feature on Thursdays. She has so much more potential that that clown Julia Baugher.

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  20. Mary actually doe some work how about the other two boobs?

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  21. why is that girl there? i am so confused. also, i guess my march 31 deadline was bust.

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  22. cupcakes and botox for allApril 2, 2009 at 9:05 AM

    pantythief @ 8:24:

    Gretchen: Regina, you're wearing sweatpants. It's Monday.
    Regina: So...?
    Karen: So that's against the rules, and you can't sit with us.
    Regina: Whatever. Those rules aren't real.
    Karen: They were real that day I wore a vest!
    Regina: Because that vest was disgusting!
    Gretchen: You can't sit with us!
    Regina: [pause] These sweatpants are all that fits me right now.

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  23. Well, I don't speak Danish, but considering their panel seems to be "Sex and the City 2.0" (because Julia's so over the Carrie Bradshaw thing of course!) I'm not sure they're there as the most highbrow of guests:
    http://www.innovationlab.net/da/node/2756
    Interesting to note that the site refers to Meghan by her real surname. Wonder if that's how they got in.

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  24. Ms. B, if you were predicting a March 31 deadline as a fold date for Nonsociety, you were right and then some. That website has been dead for a long time, possibly since the launch. It's just three linked vanity blogs (with varying degrees of noncontent) with some Google ads... not exactly a booming business.

    What exactly has Julia Allison accomplished since the launch of Nonsociety? She went to some conferences, got some free stuff (which she then tried to return), has made no real income (can't pay rent in gift cards!) and seems to be in exactly the same place she was last year - possibly with even less options/potential than before Nonsociety. She chased off a friend and business partner and is replacing her with another heaping helping of a Krystal Burger with mayonaise. After Denmark, she has nothing else lined up and is spinning her utterly unemployable state into "spending the summer in Chicago" living off her parent's dime. She's also spinning her "I want more space" living situation to hide the fact that she can't afford her $2800/month living expenses and desperately needs a roommate.

    No job. No friends. No relationship. No business. No independence.

    And we're supposed to be JEALOUS of her? HAHA.COM.

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  25. She might have gained some weight, but I frankly can't say shit about it. I'm Moby Dick next to her. Maybe I should take up bulemia.

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  26. anon 9:08 I am not sure what that conference bio says, but I entered into babelfish and it didn't translate much, but I did find the word "buttock leather" translated, so who knows what that means.

    And really? Really?? Is Julia Allison STILL harping about that stale Carrie 2.0 bullshit. SATC is more than a decade old. Get the fuck over it.

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  27. http://translate.google.com/translate?prev=hp&hl=en&js=n&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.innovationlab.net%2Fda%2Fnode%2F2756&sl=da&tl=en

    here is the website, translated roughly. the average audience member who has never heard of NS would think krystal is part of NS. so is mary for-reals gone? im ready for the puppet strings to be cut/reattached to this nitwit.

    choice quote from translated website:
    The contents are basically just as calorie-reduced

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  28. My favorite quotes with unintended hilarity in the translation:

    "snigger easily online."

    "and immediately they are in dialogue with their visitors." UM... NOT REALLY

    "in girls pink world of multimedia experiences,"

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  29. "In her pink world where everything is refundable, exchangeable, interpretative, do-overable, back-trackable, and deletable."

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  30. Check out the slide that JA posted: http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/92218480-0-1. It looks like something I'd have put together for a high school project. Does this woman actually consider herself a professional?

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  31. Thanks for the link, ms. bojankles.

    Now I understand why it was that Jackles decided to crank our some shitty essays late last week (the date, favorite things etc). It's so she could justify the label that she's given for this conference, the whole Carrie Skagshaw 2.0 thing.

    My gawd, that bio is so incredibly misleading.

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  32. Julia's conference presentation:

    "What I Learned on My Class Trip to Denmark with My Bestie Girlfriends"

    I personally welcome every speaking engagement and conference that comes Julia's way. Just more opportunities for her to make a complete ass of herself in front of large groups of people. More places where her tightly controlled image comes unwound every time she opens her mouth and brays in circles about nothing.

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  33. Those fonts! Jackles knows NOTHING about contemporary aesthetics. So fitting for this wantrepreneur.

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  34. She's such a con-artist. And these foreign conference organizers fall for it every time. Like we've all pointed out here, there's a very good reason why she can only present in Europe, and it's because they have no idea how little known/what a joke she really is here in the States.
    Amazing what a carefully embellished bio/promotional package can do for someone, eh?

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  35. I can't wait for some of the conference attendees to scroll through a few pages of Julia Allison's Nonsociety page and stumble upon her crazed insomniac videos. Would those be classified as "pink multimedia experiences?"

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  36. Woooow those slides are amateur status. So much for the tech wiz and web 2.0 design know-how. The funny part is these conferences are typically documented, posted online and then remarked on by people who are anti-NS. It's kind of fitting!

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  37. Well, Michael Jackson and David Hasselhoff are still incredibly popular in some European countries so I am not surprised that some out of touch conference organizers fall for Julia's pathetically outdated schtick. She is so pink Carrie cupcake New York City Internet, yah?

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  38. ok so i was just thinking about all of this while i was getting ready for school (sad, i know).

    it is SICK what she is doing. she is clearly pretending krystal is mary. visitors to her site will say, "mary? i thought her name was krystal?" but just assume its the same person since they are both blonde, and who knows, maybe their english is bad.

    my god, she is so deluded she could be calling krystal "mary" at the conference and we would never know!

    ok, now i must leave this drama behind and get to school.

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  39. The worst part of that slide is that she's clearly working on a Mac and yet it looks horribly like something you could come up with on Powerpoint. It doesn't do much for those of us who like to maintain that Keynote is vastly superior. Turns out the power is in the hands of the user, rather than the program!

    Anon 9.53: At least with Hasselhoff you get the feeling you're laughing *with* him, not *at* him.

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  40. Replacement BlondeApril 2, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    Mary, if you're reading: I think today would be a GREAT day to launch More Than Mary, don't you?

    You deserve to make a clean break from the Nonsociety crapshow once and for all. Let them flounder in the ashes of their broken business. Start anew. Despite your bad spelling, you've learned, grown and gained some fans in the process.

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  41. HAHA. If you look closely at the sidebar in Julia Allison's presentation, the first few slides are her Wired cover and a screen grab of her doing a news clip. Talk about beating a dead horse!

    Stop living in the past, Norma Desmond!

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  42. While I'm definitely NOT a fan of Mary and her own snotty self-absorption/ignorance, I at least have the most respect for her out of all the other NS players.

    She obviously has a strong work ethic, is honestly trying to produce interesting new content, she promotes good health(as fellow healthnut who also loves her drinks, I appreciate Mary's one open vice), she listens to her audiance, and she at least has the ability to laugh at herself and not take herself nearly as seriously as the other two.

    Plus, at least she actually RAN HER OWN SEMI-SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS for a while. All Julia can boast about is a lost/floundering broadcasting career, a dead writing stint, and a year old magazine cover that people have longsince forgotten about.
    That being said, I hope she runs far,FAR away from this ridiculous Nonsociety vehicle as soon as she gets the chance. I think it's disgusting the way suddenly this Krystal chick is being touted as a member of Nonsociety in leiu of Mary. Not very cool or sensible of the other two to make Mary seem so replaceable to an audiance.
    She needs to use her contacts and time with NS to simply chalk all this down as a learning experience, which she obviously has.

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  43. I AM big. It's teh INTARWEBS is gotted small.

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  44. lmao 9:58, I didn't even notice that and the MAC thing didn't cross my mind. I COMPLETELY thought that was Powerpoint, so you're right on the mark. LOL. Also, wtf is she all of a sudden back to Carrie 2.0, didn't she herself proclaim that it was "over" (years after everyone else) last week?

    I too, don't like Mary (and didn't like her bags) but she got them in the hands of a lot of celebs (I don't think Lev really helped with that either because some of them were beyond her immediate circle career-wise), got decent press for it, and had it going before selling them all off. She will also always be able to say she had a reality TV gig that JA never had, no matter how short-lived.

    I sometimes wonder why she hitches her wagon to the braying donkeyshow that is Julia; she could probably stand on her own just fine, general idiocy aside. It's not even like she's trying to do anything spectacular or groundbreaking -- then again she hasn't clued us in, so who knows what's really going on behind the scenes.

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  45. Replacement BlondeApril 2, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    If they were touting Krystal Burger as the new member of Nonsociety, wouldn't she at least have a blog - krystal.nonsociety.com or something like that? If so, would they not at least launch it before the conference? Are conference attendees just supposed to click on Mary's blog and not know the difference?

    How horribly unprofessional. Julia must think her audience is as stupid as she is.

    That, or they just brought Krystal along for the conference (maybe they got three free plane tickets?) and are going to tuck her back in her burger sack after Denmark. Of course, from looking at the presentation slides, it looks like it's going to be the All Julia Show anyway, so I am not even sure the replacement blonde is an issue.

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  46. Julia Allison was over "carrie 2.0" when TONY fired her and now she's totally INTO "carrie 2.0" when she needs something to talk about at a conference.

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  47. Notice the choice of picture. Trying to grab their audience with SEX yet again.

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  48. i cannot wait for video from this conference to surface. i'm curious to see what krystal will have to contribute...

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  49. Re predictions of NonSociety's demise:

    The site increasingly reminds me of the great Texas saying, "He's walkin' around dead and just don't know enough to lie down."

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  50. Pink Multimedia ExperienceApril 2, 2009 at 10:58 AM

    Suppose that Europe is the only place where Foolia can trot out the ol' Carrie Shitshaw schtick and get away with it. Do you think that the Denmarks will buy the lousy PowerPoint show and Julia's "I invented blogging" routine? Only under the Denmark sun!

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  51. chescaleigh

    As I remember Krystal Burger as your basic idiot and blind follower back during her GU days, I would imagine that she'll just stand behind Jackles and nod her head vigorously, braying in unison whenever Jackles tells a lie about NS's number of hits, inventing blogging, or discovering the cure for cancer.

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  52. Chescaleigh, I doubt Krystal Burger will contribute much of anything. Julia will probably completely dominate the conversation and talk in circles about nothing, tossing in some stale buzzwords for good measure... just like every other conference speaking engagement she's had. I think Krystal just got a free plane ticket. Julia mentioned on her blog that the conference said she could bring a spouse, so she probably got two tickets and moneybags Meghan probably bought her own plane ticket. I really don't think this is her big "debut" with the nonentity Nonsociety. And if it is... she's even stupider than Mary.

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  53. Mary made a clever jab at Julia on her blog. She posted a picture of a mini cupcake with the following caption:

    "Thank you Toast for realizing sometimes we don’t want the guilt of devouring one of your delicious red velvet cupcakes. This little guy is just enough to satisfy my sweet tooth."

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  54. whatever happened to mary's new website?

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  55. Okay we need a new name for Krystal..

    Kidiot

    Krypt-stall

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  56. Krystal Burger. It goes perfectly with a dollop of Meghanaise on the side and a big pink cupcake for dessert.

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  57. Kripple, goes well with living differently abled.

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  58. i can't believe she wore that weird high waisted grey skirtdress AGAIN, this time to the conference. oh wait, yes i can.

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  59. Krystal Bugers with Meghanaise an done pink cupcake..

    vomit..

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  60. Where do you see that, SA? But I thought a MEDIA PERSONALITY like Julia Allison was not supposed to wear the same thing more than once or twice or 20 times! But I guess when you sit at home on your ass all day, feeding cupcakes to your internet addiction, stretchy tent dresses and Juicy sweatsuits are the only things you have left in your wardrobe. Maybe she can return some freebies for some larger sized wrap dresses... or gift cards!

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  61. Mary! Jump ship NOW! I'd follow you if you weren't associated with NS or JA anymore. You'd do yourself a huge favor and so many people would respect you for it.

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  62. Guys...I'm kind of starting to feel sorry for JA. Not because of this site or anything, just because I know how bleak her life is going to be this time next year. I just feel....sad for her.

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  63. "Speaking right now!about 4 hours ago from web "

    Uh...she tweets while she's at a podium addressing an audience who are there to see her? Uh.

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  64. Smokey Cupcakes - PCGC Panty PoliceApril 2, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    @partypants: Julia always lands on her feet. She'll find a way to turn the situation to her advantage. Even if she doesn't, she'll tell us (and convince herself) that whatever happens was what she really wanted all along.

    It's inspiring to me in a really sick and twisted way.

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  65. I don't feel sorry for her at all. The shitstorm that is her life is completely of her own doing. If she, I don't know, got off the internet completely for a year and did some actual therapy or introspection or rehab or whatever then I might actually feel respect her and have some sympathy. But as long as she keeps living in cuckoo land, I will just sit back and laugh AT (not with) her. Quit the internet Julia - everyone loves a comeback!

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  66. @smokey: Want to come over and not drink gimlets and watch "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane", "Mommy Dearest", and "Valley of the Dolls" in my pink living room while we read the attendees' tweets about Julio falling off the stage?

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  67. @partypants: If we lived in the same time zone I would be at your door with pink cupcakes and air-sickness bags.

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  68. If "landing on your feet" means being a unemployed, rapidly expanding has been with no future goals or prospects lined up besides "get a husband" then I don't want any of that inspiration, even if convincing myself that being an unemployed, rapidly expanding has been is what I wanted all along ;)

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  69. NonSociety IS Julia Allison Baugher. She may be able to rope-in contributors for fun or money, but as she has shown, they either stay nicely cooperative and/or non-threatening in the background (Meganaisse) or they are bitches who "have crossed her one time too many".
    And so toodle-ooo. All smiles. It's mutual baby.
    NonSociety is Julia Allison Baugher's Taj Mahal to herself, solid marble vanity-blog. Nothing more.
    Sure, through other people's efforts she has managed to get her hands on the dregs at the bottom of some corporate marketing budgets (a few bottles of vodka is an insignificant blip against a multi-million dollar ad campaign). But beyond that? It's such kid's stuff. Free headbands and green juice? Borrowed dresses? Doesn't it come across as kinda sad and desperate? Much like those late-night teaser twitters guaranteed to whip a handful of fanboys (and seriously old men) into a lather of renewed adoration.
    Mary, in an interesting combination of hapless accident and calculated maneuver has completely exposed Julia Allison Baugher's broken business model for the house of mirrors that it is, basically just by being the opposite of Julia.
    Mary puts work into her blog; it doesn't come easy to her like it does for Julia, who treats the internet as a garbage island off Jersey where she can dump her stream-of-consciousness trash. Mary follows through with her readers, is gracious in accepting compliments and careful but respectful in addressing criticism. She engages whereas Julia spews. Mary seems to be reliable with appointments and following-up with business contacts. Julia? By most accounts completely unprofessional and an insult to anyone foolish enough to rely on her. Mary comes up with creative new ideas. Julia? "Send me an email with your ideas!"
    I truly believe the gyroscope is about to falter on this chartered pink ego-cruise and it seems fairly clear that this new "Krystal" accessory could be the final torpedo through the hull.
    Party planning for tweens? Tips on where to buy peroxide in bulk? Ya, the world will surely beat a path to that door. Uh huh.
    It gets tackier by the minute. And it all comes from the source.

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  70. That was truly truly outrageous! Why aren't YOU speaking at a conference!!!

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  71. Here's a bunch of photos. Get snarking, people!


    http://www.flickr.com/photos/innovationlab/3406997886/in/set-72157616214316032/

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  72. http://www.flickr.com/photos/innovationlab/3406188569/sizes/l/in/set-72157616214316032/

    JULIA ATE THE PROM (Sorry, old fatchicksinpartyhats joke)

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  73. http://www.flickr.com/photos/innovationlab/3407000468/sizes/l/in/set-72157616214316032/

    Now we know how Julia smuggles oatmeal into Denmark: IN HER ARMS

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  74. ^^^omg i was just about to post that, but i had to go puke first.

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  75. Pink Multimedia ExperienceApril 2, 2009 at 12:26 PM

    Why is Krystal on stage and why is she dressed like a hooker? And what the hell is going on with Julia's skirt?! My God, did she even look in the mirror before walking out on stage. "Poofy" is right! She also might wish to considering offering advertising space to google on her ass.

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  76. Wait, does this post mean that Julia (or someone in Copenhagen) spent 90 minutes on this site last night? Like, you guys checked the IP?

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  77. I find it oddly appropriate that her shape is reminiscent of the Hindenburg.

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  78. Pony, you killed me with "garbage island off Jersey." And right on!

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  79. We need a DanishGirl:

    "Check Nonsociety and be on a look!"

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  80. The more I think about Yoolio Allison's little pet parade of tumblr gals, the more I think that it actually comes across to the outside world as a hoax.

    Hear me: I'm not saying it is a hoax. Yoolio believes in her fuck me money project.

    In the end, however, Yoolio speaking at a tech conference is akin to Joaquin Phoenix performing at hip hop venues.

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  81. Julia Allison The Vanilla Ice of Conference Speaking

    Meghanaise the Jim Cramer of Goo dech Reporting

    Krystal the Whitest Cheerleader ever

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  82. @partypants: You should see where she keep the gravel.

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  83. Julia - Moneyed RedneckApril 2, 2009 at 12:52 PM

    Her bobby pinned 'do looks like a mullet. I guess that is appropriate for a white trash hobo trying to free return merchandise for credit.

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  84. In the slide at the top of this post, what's with the red lines under Meghanaise and Krusty the Klown's names? Spellcheck squiggles that these geniuses didn't bother to delete?

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  85. Paradigm shifter-
    I'm troubled by the Spellcheck squiggles too. I hope to god they deleted them prior to the presentation. Actually, I hope they didn't!

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  86. Krystal Burger was giving the conference guests some serious upskirt views in that miniskirt. And speaking of stuffed sausages ..... those tights are doing Julia "Media Personality Who Wears the Same Dress 500 Times" Allison no favors. And Meghanaise has dead eyes - typical.

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  87. If they're spellcheck squiggles, it fits in nicely with how tacky they are. That pic of them trying to look cute posing with the statue with the giant titties is nitwitted, at best.

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  88. Haha! If you look at that photostream, it looks like they're having technical problems. Meganaisse to the rescue!! Oh ... not. She completely disengages and some geezer GEEZER! from the audience comes to their aid. hahahahahahaha

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  89. What the EFF could Krystal (who looks like Ann Coulter dressed as a go go dancer btw) possibly say about Nonsociety, Carrie 2.0, blogging or whatever the hell it was their topic was about? She doesn't even have a blog and her twitter has one post on it -- about how Julia made her set it up. She's even less tech savvy than Meghan, if that is even possible. Peroxide Polly looks like even more of an out-of-her-element asshat than Julia up there.

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  90. That's it. Who wants to join me in whipping up a bunch of "Press" stuff, co-blogging, and send it out for free trips to Mars and clothes from Old Navy? You guys can have all the perks except the vodka.

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  91. Im serious, I normally don't get that concerned about Jules' appearance because there is so much other stuff to be concerned about, but did she even shower this morning?

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  92. Exhibit A on the greased slicked back look:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/innovationlab/3406194035/in/set-72157616214316032/

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  93. Julia Allison The Vanilla Icing, Yellow Cake, and Cottage Cheese of Conference Speaking

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  94. That's just what happens when you've always had hair extensions and daily styling, and never learn how to do your own hair. Anyone else notice how dry and stringy her wig looks now that she can't afford 3k in extensions every month?

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  95. I'm getting a distinct Three's Company Suzanne Somers vibe from Peroxide Polly/Krystal Burger. "Degree in Finance?" Really?

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  96. Okay, I know the gals are probably a bit jet-lagged, but they're all dressed ridiculously for this event; not business-like AT.ALL.
    Julia looks especially awful in that fugly/unflattering cheap dress and her bad hair; I dare say that's the worst I've ever seen her look while out promoting herself. Meghan just looks like shit wearing what appears to be something anyone would wear around the house. Yawn. But at least she ditched those grungy designer boots for once.
    And Krystal is dressed completely inappropriately for a professional meeting; that dress would be A-okay if it weren't hiked up to her ass like she's ready for a night out clubbing. Seriously, does she work in finance looking like THAT?!

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  97. Ya, Krystalite, the ineffable party planner who had that awesome NYE party in the sticks with what? five people there? JABa was a last-minute pity guest who dragged Karp along (guess he was sans plans too huh?)to welcome in the new year with the rest of Vinny's cousins.

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  98. i like peroxide polly - can we keep that? kthxbai

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  99. 10:25

    "going to tuck her back in her burger sack"

    Loving the Krystal burger references!

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  100. I'm not really getting why Krystal mini-dress is there at all, and especially on stage! Did Julia simly highjack the forum and turn it into a personal opportunity to confirm her drunken indiscretions about Mary? In Copenhagen? Yet nowhere on her actual NS blog? Ya, that makes sense.
    Hi Krystal! Are you one of the new lady innovators we conference attendees paid money to fly to Denmark to hear? No?
    Then tell us about your extensive experience with paradigm shifts and the "Sex in the City 2.0"! You have none?
    But you once planned a birthday party for Julia? And in New York, home of the fictional Carrie Bradshaw journalist character! Wow! Now that is very exciting and innovative!!! Bravo. Bravo.
    May we be so pleased to invite you living differently sexy american founder girls to the piano bar afterward the talk? And maybe see miss julia's little mermaid titties too like in the picture she brought to get us so up in our pants already? Vodka shots! Klimmer!!

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  101. SomeProblems said... Those fonts! Jackles knows NOTHING about contemporary aesthetics. So fitting for this wantrepreneur.

    Look at the font she chose for her tattoo, she opted for "classy" copperplate. "Yes! My wrist is a white trash wedding invitation!"

    Wouldn't a writer - especially such a "New York" one such as Jowlia - have given a little more thought to the typography?

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  102. I wonder how many people sat through this panel thinking 'I paid almost 900 € for this?!', then going straight to the piano bar to consume overpriced (Denmark) alcohol...

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  103. My God you bitches are vicious but fucking funny as hell, I must say. It's like the Fug girls in here.

    I am weeping at this line: "Why is Krystal on stage and why is she dressed like a hooker?"

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  104. Did she tell the Danes that her only function is as a figure of scorn providing laughs to thousands of unsympathetic onlookers?

    How do we get that message across to them and save them from her conceitedness.

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  105. Anagram of KRYSTAL: L-KRASY!!

    Which leads me to:

    Krystaloco Ono.

    Has a nice ring to it, no?

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  106. the ridiculously long link to the (google distorted) rough translation of the danish liveblog about the NS panel:

    http://translate.google.co.uk/translate?hl=en&sl=da&u=http://www.labconfidential.dk/index.php/web-20-de-triste-kendsgerninger/&ei=2fnUSfKeJ4aNjAfa8-jzDg&sa=X&oi=translate&resnum=1&ct=result&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dhttp://www.labconfidential.dk/index.php/web-20-de-triste-kendsgerninger/%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-GB:official%26hs%3DmIR

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  107. (Oops, forgot the T.)

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  108. I don't really have anything nice to say, nor any way to defend Julia...but this site has rapidly turned in to the new trainwreck I like to watch. Seriously, I can't turn away even though it's been getting kinda sad. I'd actually like to say thanks for that, it's like double the fun.

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  109. this seems to be from a previous presentation, no idea what the context could possibly be.

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3556/3405898605_db59c5ee86.jpg?v=0

    why? oh why?

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  110. Meghainaise wears a burka wherever she goes. Can someone please tell that girl that she's skinny and has nothing to hide?

    Julia wears the Theory bicolor ass concealing dress at every single function.

    Krystal looks like she's wearing clothing by DEB or 5/7/9.

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  111. 1:57, oh. my. god. that photo is awful! why would she include a photo of her flicking off the camera in a professional presentation!?!

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  112. i am not even sure that is her presentation. maybe it is one of the organisers outlining the day's programme and THAT is the image she gave him for the announcement. like i said, i have NO idea what this is all about, but it horrifies me.

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  113. Anon 1:57 - that is from the same conference - perhaps that person was introducing Julia as a speaker? Whatever it is, just more professionalism from Julia Allison - The White Trash Redneck from Chicago (but her parents have a downtown condo!!!)

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  114. megs has those boots GLUED to her legs at this point

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  115. New Trier CringeApril 2, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    Someone find out more background info on the blonde....I know it's not so great to snark on looks....BUT that HAIR. OMG---does NOT look like a NYer, more like a high school girl.
    Still loving this train-wreck, but we all know it's going to end in TEARS.

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  116. Poor Krystal. Her career for life ended today.

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  117. Krystal grew up in Ojai, California in a Mormon family. She is a 04' Alumni of San Diego State. KK moved to a 3 br apt. in Gramercy, 23rd/Park in 04.' JA lived with her for a year along with a third roommate. KK does not live a Mormon lifestyle. KK got a degree in finance and is looking for an investment banker husband. She has a penchant for coke. She is currently employed with Advent Capital Management, LLC.

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  118. Is that really a Juicy track suit? And the same yellow scarf "all the stars" are wearing?

    But of course. Julia couldn't be original if she were born all over again.

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  119. I can't deal with the fakeness anymore. Just what the hell do they think they are pulling in Denmark, introducing this blond bitch who is totally unknown and has done NOTHING with NS -- aside from allegedly planning 1/4 of that terrible EPIC! Bicurious! Birthday! Bash!

    Jesus fuck the mind reels at the idiocy on display here. I have a high threshold for Jackles' antics but this has crossed a line for me. Like for serious.

    This is beyond the pale of unprofessional idiotic delusion. Just. Totally. Beyond. People.

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  120. Wow. Can't say I am a fan of NS, but the comments here are out of control. Snark and wit: cool. But the the nitpicking! Asha has her boots glued on? You all change your shoes up everyday? And who really cares? A lot of what being said here is inane and just plain mean.

    Incidentally, I was on this site yesterday afternoon (a.k.a. the middle of the night in the U.S.) and stepped away from my computer for awhile. Could have been as long as 90 minutes. Is there any real reason to assume it was Krystal?

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  121. ^^^ Haha! Live Differently, Krystal & Ko!

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