Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Julia's Funniest Nose-Stretcher Yet: "What NY Post Item?"

Loyal RBNS commenter Total Jing corresponded with Jackles tonight and was kind enough to forward us the exchange:

On Apr 14, 2009, at 8:00 PM, Kate Jabs wrote:

What is your reaction to the NY post item?

Did you tip them off?

Did Mary leave NS because you called her a bitch while she was on the yacht?

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From: Julia Allison <julia@nonsociety.com>
To: Kate Jabs <totaljing@yahoo.com>
Sent: Tuesday, April 14, 2009 8:34:07 PM
Subject: Re: Post Item


What NY post item?

And no, Mary left because, as I said, she's moving to CA.

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On Apr 14, 2009, at 8:38 PM, Kate Jabs wrote:
From: Julia Allison <julia@nonsociety.com>
To: Kate Jabs <totaljing@yahoo.com>
Sent: Tuesday, April 14, 2009 8:43:43 PM
Subject: Re: Post Item


ugh, wow, Owen's such a dick.

Jay Cutler is a really nice guy, but I never went home with him.



UPDATE: I inserted the [EDS Note: Bwahahahaha!]. That was ME, not Jackles. Sorry if it was unclear.

But anyway -- BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA!

Yeah, that's right, the woman who is the Queen of the Google Alert, who Twitter-stalks herself constantly, who is ALWAYS online, had no idea about the Post item many hours after it was first published.

And I am the OctoMommy.

27 comments:

  1. which is it honey, is owen a dick or a cunt?

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  2. Um, I think the BWAHAHAHAHA after her comment clearly indicates that she knew about it but was choosing not to answer the question. You guys don't do yourselves any favors by taking her literally when she isn't being serious. You sound dumb and she comes off as less so.

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  3. That was MY bwahahahahhahaha!!!

    Is that not clear?? I am cutting it out now.

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  4. p.s. That's what EDS note means, by the way -- inserted by the editor!

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  5. ...it was crystal clear to me.

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  6. Uhh, Anon11:18, who sounds dumb? You're not familiar with EDS Note? It means the editor of the piece inserted a comment.

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  7. Never mind, 11:24. I didn't differentiate between the fonts so I can see how it might have been confusing.

    Carry on!!!

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  8. Ugh. Julia Allison Baugher is foul. As if she didn't know about the NY Post. Even if she weren't trawling the internet for any mention of her name, associates* wold have given her the heads up. (*I hesitate to use the words friends, I'm not sure she know to cultivate a friendship.)

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  9. This is a scream. It takes Julia 34 minutes to respond, but that's not enough time for a fame-whore to navigate to the NY Post site to read an article about herself.

    There was a cartoon in Playboy years ago that explains Julia and the NY Post item perfectly. A guy is holding a phone bill and talking to a kangaroo that's trying to look oblivious: "Well, if you haven't been calling Australia, who has?"

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  10. ^^^ That should read:
    associates* would have given her the heads up. (*I hesitate to use the word friends, I'm not sure she knows how to cultivate a friendship.)

    Spell check THEN post, idiot.

    -Anony 12:16

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  11. Word up!

    Wm. Marc Salsberry, Photographer to the (Tech) Stars
    http://netnewsdaily.com/?p=1590

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  12. Best quote:

    "“I bought my camera, used, 10 months ago, and I’ve been shooting ever since..."

    and it shows!

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  13. I don't understand - if his chosen name is Marc, then why the "Wm."?
    How does one even say "Wm. Marc"?
    He sounds as delusional about his importance to the tech world as Julia is, so perfect match.

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  14. I don't understand what you hoped to gain by sending her this e-mail. It's one thing to sit here and poke fun at her. It goes to a whole other level when you're sending her annoying e-mails. Did you honestly think she would open up and share with you?

    Julia Allison is a pathological liar. That has been established. Now you're creating situations where she can lie to you just so you can send Jacy this e-mail string and a new (and totally useless post) can be written?

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  15. No sweetie, Mary quit because SHE IS HOMELESS AND YOUR VENTURE IS NOT MAKING HER ANY MONEY. And she is running out of people to mooch off of in New York.

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  16. BunnyBingo,

    I think it might be his title. You know, like Dr., but Wm. instead. I looked it up online and I believe it is pronounced "Waste Management".

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  17. Julia has already started interviewing interesting personalities. First up, a headband entrepreneur hanging out in a coffee shop. Naturally, she grabs a freebie for NYC. I think she might be the poor man's (or homeless woman's) Gossip Girl crossed with the View.

    http://vimeo.com/4159066

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  18. Also, when she made that Google search list yesterday, it was all over the stinking Web that people were searching on her because of the Post item. And this famewhoring Internet addict is claiming more than 12 hours later that she doesn't know anything about it? Not only a liar, but a bad liar. What a piece of work.

    p.s. What is useless about this post, by the way? We have further evidence, in her own words, that she's a dumb liar. Not useless if you ask me. Carry on, RBNS!

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  19. p.s. So far the "interesting personalities" she's interviewing are all selling things she wants. How subtle.

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  20. Seriously, why would she open up to someone she knows is a regular commenter on a snark blog about her? I'm surprised she replied at all. She should have stayed quiet instead of supposedly lying.

    These interviews are ridiculous. Infomercials is more like it.

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  21. She really is a stupid liar. First of all, there is absolutely no way she doesn't have a google alert for "Julia Allison" and every other variation on her name. Second, several people twittered her about the item (search.twitter.com). Third, it was on gawker TWICE yesterday. Oh, and she totally planted the item herself, so there's that too...

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  22. Yes, she most certainly lied about knowing, but the Mary question....pretty ridiculous if you ask me.

    Think about it, you're actually quite insulting to Mary, who you are assuming had to quit her business venture because her partner called her a bitch while she was on a yacht.

    If I quit every job/business I have had, each time I was called a bitch, well, hell, there just arn't enough jobs in the world.

    Then again, everyone knows that Mary IS a bitch, so there's that.

    Yikes.

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  23. Fillmore: Someone in here yesterday claiming inside knowledge and close to Mary said Mary decided she was done with Julia after that incident, and that the yacht captain, of all people, encouraged her to cut her ties as he got caught up on the drama.

    I am assuming that's why TJ asked the question.

    Everyone's a critic!

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  24. OhThatLaura: @juliaallison Page Six wasn't very nice this AM! Rebuttal? budurl.com/uxkl

    KelliZink: @juliaallison- you should prob read the NY Post this morning... ;)

    So JuLIAR Bowser just completely ignored these tweets yesterday morning re: her post plant? She knew nothing about it? Riiiiight.

    Ugly pathological liar. And a bad one. Although... she is probably telling the truth about not "going home" with Jay Cutler. That screams bathroom stall action all the way.

    And yeah... she knew whatever she emailed Total Jing would get posted here so she is trying to milk this cheesy, cheap hookup for every last drop of pathetic attention she can. She's resorted to conversing with a couple hundred people on a snark blog because we are the only "audience" she has left.

    Julia - you're really sad and pathetic.

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  25. Someone should email all the media outlets Julia will go to next with a counter pitch about how Jay Cutler was the latest victim of a woman with a history of pretending she's latched onto an influential man, then alerts the media about it to gain exposure of herself.

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  26. lol she didn't deny calling mary a bitch on the yacht. So this happened? Why have I never heard about this?

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  27. Can't be true... it's not date #11.

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